₦airaland Forum

Stupidity is when you think a fight between She and S/He, is a fair game.

So why should he worry about your stupidity?

FreeStuffsNG:
“Non-oil revenues are more stable and sustainable sources than oil revenue,” Nigeria’s budget Office said in its newly published 2024-2026 Medium Term Expenditure Framework and Fiscal Strategy Paper.


This is commendable.

With oil subsidy likely to be completely off by next year, the oil revenues will go up and the non oil sector revenue may double up as govt improves aggregate output with its brilliant fiscal and monetary reforms.

Removing Oil subsidy can not increase your revenue, Mr man, it will only reduce your expenditure.

GanagiBitrus:
Congratulations.
Thank God for the Double Restoration.

Now you reading this,
May that same God of Restoration Grant You a Double Restoration of Anything You Have Lost Over The Years. 🙏

A very Big amen to your prayer.

I claim it, thank you!

And where is the phone number?

Jungle Journalism

peretei2024:
My fellow Nairalanders,

Please help me look into this before I swing into action so people will not say am a bad man.

Yesterday being Sunday, I decided to use my car on Uber so to make extra income. There is this lady I picked( 1:13pm) from Egbeda to Command road and the fare happens to be #4,500.

Actually when we got to her final destination, it was her boyfriend who came out to do the transfer, and he show me the receipt of the transfer but I never got the money, so immediately I throw his attention that I didn't receive the money because the account I actually gave him was Opay, and Opay doesn't waste time to receive money . So the guy told me he doesn't have any money again that the only money he had was what they removed from his account. So I should wait till 6pm if I didn't get the money then I should let him know, and at that moment I don't have any fuel to move around again but because I don't want to look wicked, so I decided to give him that respect.

Around 6pm, I chatted the guy and he said how come I have not gotten the money. So he said he call his bank and get bank to me, at that moment I was already hot big time. So he didn't get bank to me, I had to chat him again after 10mins. He then replied that the bank said they will reverse back the money to his account after 24hrs that I should wait because he doesn't have 1kobo on him. At that point I knew these people are looking for my trouble. I actually have the link to arrest them without going to his house. I have link to the Commissioner of Police Lagos State, I only pity them because they will parade them as scammers and it going to be a big case.

At about 8pm last night( yesterday..12th November, 2023) , this same guy who claims he doesn't have 1kobo in his account, placed a request on the app to get a driver, I immediately screenshot it from the app and share with them only the lady to reply me that Im harassing her with my messages. She said the guy is going to bank this morning and once the bank confirm that the money hasn't left the bank that they will resend the money back to me. She even called me a thief by saying"" who knows if the money is not with me sef ""

Please guys advice me, should I get them arrested? Am trying to take this seriously so this Country will be a safe place for everyone

Please I need a matured advice.

Take caution before jumping into conclusion. N4,500 is too small for scam.

Delays do happen in transfer reversals. It has happened to me many times.

The guy probably wanted to match transactions, rather than giving you another money, when the initial failed transaction had not been reversed.

malaria:
My dear if u know IMO state which I believe you do not . you will know that the chances of hope winning the election is 100%. How can u unseat a sitting governor that has been a force in politics. In a ruling party , with 2 sitting senators from APC , The one representing orlu zone is from oru west and a close friend to hope . All his appointees were on ground . finally all the gurus of IMO poltics were behind him . las las his opponents were not even better than him coupled with the nonense stunt pulled by labour and nlc. Omo is a win for onwa oyoko .

Rubbish!

Go to IREV and compare accredited voters with so called total valid votes.

The majority people should decide their leaders, not all the politicians you mentioned, they are supposed to have only one vote each.

This is Yahaya Bello's polling unit.

What a disaster!

Coolsat:
Nothing like prefilled results sheet, if you understand what's going on politically in kogi state you'll know Ododo of APC is favoured to win this election.
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Ododo has no single rival from his region(Kogi central) while others have two to three rivals slugging it out in their region.

Idiot.

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This is very wicked journalism.

The full video actually indicated that Peter Obi condemned it!

What is worth doing at all, is worth doing at once.

If it were to be a cooking for a party or so, you would not allow your girlfriend to assist, just because it's a first time visit, abi? Rubbish!

If it is expected for your girlfriend to assist your mum in the kitchen tomorrow, or next month, then that expectation can never be time bound!

She does not even have to be your girlfriend to assist your mum in the kitchen!


The question to ask is, what value is lost if you assist?

The other question ,is there no value lost if you do not assist?

Very obvious skit.

HYPOCRISY!

Penguin2:
No. They won’t import with Naira but they can now approach CBN for dollars instead of going to black market which was adding to the pressure on the black market and making value of dollar to skyrocket.

What an explanation!

So we now have surplus forex in CBN to take care of additional demand ?


Orisirisi

Artiiclebeast:
Rigmarolic trial and error government and CBN.

Suppose they've struggled to meet the FOREX demands despite these initially exempted 43 items. How do they intend to meet the demand with these extra 43 coming on board to pile pressure on the never-available FOREX further?

Voodoo economists playing ping pong with the economy and lives of the citizens under the direct supervision of their slave masters at BRETTON WOODS (IMF, WORLD BANK, etc).

Mark this comment.

They'll still reverse this decision and re-ban these items.

Good commentary.

Only clowns would expect prices to come down, amidst forex scarcity and imported inflation.

And only the foolish ,would expect local production boost, amidst market flooded with imported finished goods.

Tinubu is a very smart crook.

He may have graduated from CSU,but his identity and credentials, before leaving Nigeria for USA and gaining admission into Richard Daley college,are coated with perjury and forgery.

He is likely to escape through the supreme court once again, because his primary and secondary school records were never declared to INEC in 2022,but in 1998.

accordadoga26:
Hehehe

The first lady should resist the urge to shalaye.

Nobody is bothered about which religion will supercede the other during Tinubu's administration.

The pigs wanted to use MM ticket propaganda to brainwash some of us to vote for an incompetent dullard but they failed

Who is this dullard?

EyeCumInPiece:
Tell your husband to 1st introduce himself to Nigerians...
Full Name:
Date of Birth:
Place of Birth:
Primary school:
Secondary School:
Year of Graduation:

Yes ,every Nigerian deserves to know the TRUE biography of the president!

Supremos:
Me thinks Pst Adeboye misfired on this.

He should have simply prayed for peace instead of taking side.

Yes Hamas terrorists choose this war, but their are innocent christians and Muslims in Gaza and by extension Palestine.

Their are children and women.

At this point, Israel should ceasefire haven exerted maximum damage on Hamas terrorists who uses women and children as shield.

By the way, pastor Sir, when are you lending your voice to happenings in the country.

Are you immuned from the hunger and poverty going on in the country?.

Dollar 💰 is now above a thousand naira Sir

That is what you get in Nigeria, full of Pastorprenuers.

No Other god of men in other countries, dish out such a very reckless message from Adeboye.

The myopic thinking is to get rid of muslims,even if christains would be affected.

There are more Christians in Palastine, than in Israel!

Only an idiot would ignore this fact!

justified007:
The fact that your supervisors are trecking to work doesn't mean it should be like that everywhere. Supervisory councillors are like the ministers or state commissionners at the LG levels and they are entitled to good working environments.

You are probably one of them.

Shior.

This is an epitome of public fund misappropriation.


They even publicized it

Impunity of the highest order.

Carmanbiz:
This is particularly against car theft, unconcerned about others like fire, flood, accident etc.

1. Car insurance

2. Car tracker

3. Steering lock

4. Suggest the one you know better than these.

Please I really need your responses on this.

Thank you.

All of the above.

rapson19:
It’s funny how Nigeria Christians are happy about what happening between Israel and Palestine, thinking that Israel is a Christian country, that they should kill the Muslims, crush the Muslims, in as far you’re from Palestine either Muslim or Christian, you go collect from the Israeli,know that they will spit on the cross and church before spiting on the mosque, the minority in Israel are Christians. See the stats 73% Judaism, 18.3% Islam, 1.9% Christianity, 1.6 Druze, incase you don’t know it’s preferable for someone practicing Judaism to pray in a mosque where he can find is place of worship rather than a church according to their preaching.and in Palestine the population of Christians in around 12%….you all needs to keep emotions aside and stop been hypocritical

Great stuff.

SMoh247:




No justice in the world

Everyone with sense knows the pains of Palestine

Even Nigeria that is not talking is simply because of hypocritical reason and not wanting wahala from America

I asked my IPOB friend;

Why do you support Biafra Secession trying to force Niger Delta and middlebelt. Without referendum

But

Support Apartheid in Palestinei






.

The reason is simple:

Religious bigotry.

They cherish being a Christian over human rights and social justice. Yet Christianity they profess preaches justice.

Interestingly ,there are more Muslims in Israel, than Christians.

Igbos already produced the first president of Nigeria,Nnamdi Azikiwe

9jabox:
All this one no worry me. Na wetin Naira Marley get to talk on top this whole matter I wan hear.

That guy and his other label signees are complicit in MO’s death. Period!

Naira Marley's silence is very worrisome.

He is suppose to be at the forefront of public tributaries.

Who counted the 500,000 mosquitoes?

adioolayi:
From all of these...if party do anyhow in the process of nomination...only candidates that partakes in such nomination can challenge the party..not another political party

Good summary.

However same candidate can be challenged by another party/candidate, if the former does not qualify to be elected to a particular position,based on the requirements of the constitution.

IT company and job ,is not all about hacking.

He would get the job if only he was applying for a hacking job, otherwise he should be handed over to the police for unethical hacking.

Moreover, being a good striker(hacker) does not imply being a good defender (cyber security expert)

YelloweWest:
By safety standards it should be at least 100 meters apart. The borehole sucks water from any source underground including polluted water.

100m bawo?

How long is a. Plot of land na?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Congrats 2 the people of Gabon.
Government of the people by the people & for the people. The masses are happy in Gabon.

Those who seize internet connectivity in the middle of a national election in Gabon are the real devils. Anti people civilian coup plotters. They shld all be arrested

Similar template was executed in Nigeria's presidential elections.

Civilian or military coup,coup na coup

No sane person will tell you Tinubu did not attend Chicago State University.

You people should atop playing on our intelligence.

What we are demanding is a transparent and chronological details,with actual dates, of his schooling and identity ,from primary school ,secondary school to university.

What primary and secondary schools did tinubu attend,with dates?

Nigerians have a right to know the exact schooling history of their president!