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RomanceRe: Can Love Exist Without Jealousy? by goofie: 11:27am On Oct 18, 2012
Pennywise: Yes love can exist without jealousy if the romantic couple live in a world that is devoid of all other human beings.
very witty
RomanceRe: Newly Wed - Share Your Experience Here by goofie: 11:24am On Oct 18, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]That's true! When I said it...I was told to chill jor! angry[/quote]lol...dont mind them. whn a man is greedy, d unattractive househelp will apeal to him.
CultureRe: Wait!! Before You Marry That Your Igbo Girlfriend, You Have To Read This!! by goofie: 11:11am On Oct 18, 2012
lol...very interesting but dey cld just be fallacies as per generalisations.

but funny enuff a lot of it is true. dey alwys say igbo girls open their eyes well.maybe dts wht dey mean.

but i dont bliv dt all of dem r like that especially whn dey work on themselves.
RomanceRe: Newly Wed - Share Your Experience Here by goofie: 10:53am On Oct 18, 2012
Coasting: I have suddenly discovered that marrying a very beautiful wife is one way to avoid cheating. Am not making a general statement but simply stating my view point.

My wife is very beautiful and carries herself with grace and glamour. I love her so much and continously make effort to get her the best of dresses and shoes available in the market to keep her constantly appealing to me.

It is therefore not surprising that each time I go out for a function with her other men (including married men) steal seductive looks at her. Am always so fulfiled each time we go out together knowing that I have an angel by my side.

I advice other married men in the house to treat their wives like angels...instead of wasting your time and hard earned resources on other babes, try to upgrade your wife and she will remain the best woman in the world for you.
the "FALSEST" statement i hv hrd since i ws born.

men cheat on their beautiful wives with ugly ducklings. i hv seen PLENTY n i hv hrd of plenty.

dont get it twisted. beauty is vain. a beautiful woman with a bad character is like a pig wit a gold ring in its nose.
RomanceRe: Can Love Exist Without Jealousy? by goofie: 10:42am On Oct 18, 2012
jealousy is a part of human relationship that cannot be removed. d issue will be...how u deal with such feelings when dey surface.

even as children, we got jealous when our parents carried other babies. i did.

i bliv that whn u love someone and u see that person talking to someone else passionately..., feeling a bit jealous wont mean that u r insecure.
RomanceRe: Your Dating Mistakes That You Have Learnt From by goofie: 10:03am On Oct 18, 2012
larrymoore: To always ensure dat ladies ve d last word because any othr tins u say is surely d beginning of a fresh argument. Ladies! I bow 4 u na.
u r so smart wink. u shld write a book about ladies cos u hv a general idea cheesy
RomanceRe: Your Dating Mistakes That You Have Learnt From by goofie: 9:42am On Oct 18, 2012
i learnt that what u tolerate or accept from d beginning will be hard to change later
CrimeRe: UNIPORT 4: Policeman Joined In The Beating by goofie: 10:12am On Oct 17, 2012
at first i refused to believe it but whn i read punch dis morning...

how could tht be true?
IslamRe: Girl Flogged In Mali For Speaking To Men by goofie: 11:05am On Oct 16, 2012
these issues r just too contradictory n male chauvinistic.

women hv no say, no rights, no voice...

its such a pity.
CrimeRe: Police: Why We Couldn't Save The Aluu 4 by goofie: 10:51am On Oct 16, 2012
Prestonvic: Policemen are not permitted to shoot anyhow so as not to kill innocent people.
police men r trained to handle such situations.

our police here r only used to harrassing pple n collecting bribery dt dey hv 4gotten their primary role, which includes protecting lives.

police hv lost their respect in our society. if it were soldiers tht were deployed to save tht situation, am sure d perpetuators wld hv fled 4 their lives
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Donate Relief Items To Flood Victims by goofie: 10:29am On Oct 16, 2012
clerics should help the society. some do these things while some do not.

whn sudan ws going thru crisis due to d division last yr,i think, my church went there with food, clothings,etc 4 south sudan.

whn dey got der n dey saw d situation, dey hd 2 buy mattrasses, supply electricity and buy a generator for an orphanage there.

its jst that we dont get d media involved.

allow God declare judgement upon d pple himself. stop swallowing panadol 4 His headache
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nigerian In Top 15 In The KIA Stop-motion Animation Video Contest by goofie: 9:56am On Oct 16, 2012
cool animation. i voted and i'l keep voting everyday as long as i remember
Christianity EtcRe: Pst. Chris Ojigbani: Courtship Before Marriage Is A Waste Of Time by goofie: 5:27pm On Oct 15, 2012
i think courtship is necessary.

it is not about knowing the person completely but knowing that u cn live with his or her flaws.
Christianity EtcRe: Pst. Chris Ojigbani: Courtship Before Marriage Is A Waste Of Time by goofie: 5:04pm On Oct 15, 2012
is he saying dt whn we meet a guy,we cn get engaged in a week and get married one month after? cos dt wld really not be walking in wisdom as the Bible admonishes
RomanceRe: Name One Bad Habit Your Partner Has? by goofie: 5:00pm On Oct 15, 2012
i dont like whn a guys keeps pulling at his chin after shaving
RomanceRe: #DEBATE: A Man Should Assert His Superiority/Authority In A Relationship.#~LIVE~ by goofie: 2:56pm On Oct 15, 2012
lets hear it Mrs Chima
RomanceRe: Can You Tattoo Your Lover‘s Name On Your Body? by goofie: 11:22am On Oct 15, 2012
dt wld mean dt at d end of 10/20yrs,u'l have diff names on ur body huh.

nobody is worth piercing my skin for
RomanceRe: ...and He Finally Caught Her In The Act by goofie: 11:19am On Oct 15, 2012
solidbroda: Women are confused creature. Nothing you do can satisfy them.
men nko? dont dey take d cake whn it comes 2 cheating?
RomanceRe: #DEBATE: A Man Should Assert His Superiority/Authority In A Relationship.#~LIVE~ by goofie: 10:33am On Oct 15, 2012
hey guys.sorry i disappointed u but i ws a little ill. but i dont kno if i'l be allowed to join in now. Sexkillz pls i need ur response ASAP

am feeling u guys.Mrs Chima u r making us proud.
PoliticsRe: Ex-Minister's Son Dies In Power Bike Accident by goofie: 11:49am On Oct 12, 2012
i have never understood d fascination with fast riding on powerbikes. i like power bikes but i have alwys seen it as a quick way 2 go off the earth especially whn

i see them on top speed and swerving.

may his soul rest in peace.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Married Folk See A Pastor For Every Little Disagreement? by goofie: 11:41am On Oct 12, 2012
BUSH MAN: why do married folks see a pastor for every little disagreement? so they can have more disagreement because the pastor is the reason why they have disagreement in the first,because the pastor will make sure the disagreement continues, more disagreement more money for pastor,if they stop seeing a pastor the disagreement will stop
u need to change ur pastor.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Is A Potential HIV Carrier, He Gave Me Syphilis- Actress by goofie: 11:40am On Oct 12, 2012
hannydarl: And this is how Nigerian men bring shame ,diseases and death to their wives at home. This Dino guy probably does not let his wife go to church or mosque alone without obo meter o yet here he is boinking every eve, mary and lucy and without protection. Chei Africa woman don suffer finish for their men hand o.
Those Ashawo following them sef, I hope they all catch HIV. If you know a man is married and you still boink him. Na wa sha. Pure breed Nigerian man.
thats always my grief and annoyance. bringing diseases and putting d wife at a terrible risk of infections.

as a political figure, a man shld be able to sacrifice some desires for their own good and for their families. ders alwys a probability of getting caught.

look at how cans of worms r jst opening one aftr d other
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Married Folk See A Pastor For Every Little Disagreement? by goofie: 11:18am On Oct 12, 2012
as a pastor said, its only children dt wld keep carrying their issues outside.

matured pple deal with issues n dont allow it escalate.

whn u see a couple dt have kept it 2geda 4 20,30yrs..., u'l appreciate a marriage.

however,in some cases whn der r serious recurring issues dt threaten the life and sanity of d spouse, professional help shld be sought.
PoliticsRe: Ex-Minister's Son Dies In Power Bike Accident by goofie: 11:10am On Oct 12, 2012
[quote author=gorky_park]I know him. He was never reckless. Like @adoken said, his death wasn't from inability or bad roads. Like the 3 or so last motorsport deaths in Nigeria, a commercial bus appearing suddenly from a sharp bend on your lane - is largely unavoidable. Even a car in that situation will crash, so it had nothing to do with recklessness.

He collided head-on and got thrown over the beam to the other side of the road. The oncoming vehicle on that side had lost control and cd do little to avoid crushing him.

He rode a 2011 Ducati 1100 Monster. He's Mohammed Dalhatu (Aka. "Mr. D"wink - P.R.0, 09ers Motorcycle Club, Abuja.

RIP bro.... Ryde with the Angels[/quote]@ d bolded, does it mean every car or bike dt hs taken dt bend has had an accident?am sure ders some kind of preventive measures pple take whn faced wit a bend like that.
CelebritiesRe: Donald Trump Lambast Chris Brown Over Rihanna by goofie: 10:58am On Oct 12, 2012
at this point, Rihanna shld be left to her fate. she hs chosen Chris;dt means shes ready to be punched and slapped.

some women like the cycle of being beaten and then pampered afterwards.who knows,Rihana cld be one of them.
EducationRe: Describe Your School Or Alma Mater In One Word by goofie: 4:32pm On Oct 11, 2012
UI...AUTHENTIC
EventsRe: Is This Okay For A Moderate Wedding? by goofie: 12:20pm On Oct 11, 2012
Billyonaire: Weddings and Child Dedication are things you should not hold back your spending. These are happy moments in a lifetime. If you do not spend on Weddings, do you prefer to spend on burials or memorials ? Common, if you must be married, be financially okay. And make sure you spend money on it. I hate conservatism when it comes to once in a lifetime event. Stop this misers mindset, we are not Londoners.
it shld be done according to their pockets. u cant say that because dey dont have d cash 4 a lavish wedding,they shldnt wed.

i dont subscribe to borrowing 4 a wedding. my cousins wedding was a court wedding followed by a parlour party. and its one of the best weddings i attended.

if the marriage falls apart, no one will remember d big wedding.or dey would but in a sarcastic way
BusinessRe: Nigeria Banks With Worst Customer Service by goofie: 12:07pm On Oct 11, 2012
sterling bank.the one customer bank. am sure when dey said one customer, dey meant one customer in d banking hall at a time.

open account.to get account number...wahala.to get d nuban number...trouble.to get atm pin...headache.

if not 4 salary account eh....
EventsRe: Is This Okay For A Moderate Wedding? by goofie: 11:31am On Oct 11, 2012
i think u shld get IVs for ur selected guests so dt u dont have crashers
HealthRe: My Experience With A Quack Doctor by goofie: 1:53pm On Oct 10, 2012
DANILSA: THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM HAS LONG DECAYED,I CAN BET MY NL POSITION THAT OUT OF 1,000,000 PEOPLE IN NL ONLY 20 FINISHED SCHOOL WITHOUT EXPO, SORTING OR MALPRACTICE FOR ONE DAY(I ONLY DID SMALL GIRAFFE NECK cool) S WITH ALL THIS THRASH WHAT DO U EXPECT. YOU SEE BIG MEN'S CHILDREN THAT ARE BELOW AVERAGE OR 0.0 IQ READING MEDICINE BECAUSE THEIR PARENTS PAID FOR ADMISSION WHILE POOR CHILDREN THAT ARE GENIUS ARE SENT TO READ ANIMAL FARM IN ALVAN lipsrsealed. IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT DOCTORS WHAT ABOUT THOSE QUARK LAB SCIENTIST EVERYWHERE.THANK GOD FOR UR DAUGHTER.GOD HELP US. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
der r still good schools in nigeria.i schooled in Nigeria and in my university,cheating was almost impossible.i never sorted for once.i dint even know wht dt word meant in a university context.handouts werent even sold.when i wrote an exam,i cld alwys guage my score.

i jst think universities need to value good education and make students better products and a positive influence on the society
FamilyRe: How Are Nigerian Weddings Funded? by goofie: 10:15am On Oct 09, 2012
Yomieluv: it will just be stupidity for someone to fund a wedding with loan,is wedding a profitable venture,in terms of returns on investment?
i think so too. its better to do it according ur pocket.

my friend n her hubby borrowd for their wedding. dey r still paying up 2 yrs after.buying a car is still not in their budget cos dey r still paying 4 their wedding.

she warned me 2 be wise.

for me,i hv alrdy started apologizing to my friends in advance cos i dont see most of them attending.

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