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Christianity EtcRe: Are There More Female Than Male Christians? by goofie: 12:37pm On Nov 19, 2012
honeric01: Maybe your case is an exception but i beg to differ that woman are more logical when it comes to religious issues than men.
not logical bt discerning.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe There's Curse Of The First Born by goofie: 12:34pm On Nov 19, 2012
to think dt some of my friends n i discussed dis is very funny. our bottomline ws dt dey need our prayers.
Christianity EtcRe: Are There More Female Than Male Christians? by goofie: 12:14pm On Nov 19, 2012
u see more of women cos of d emotional side of them.women are more intune with their feelings n tend to discern more. dis is not to say dt men r not spiritual but

dey tend to be logical and try to analyse and question everything.

i remember sometime ago whn some of my siblings n i were forced to attend a vigil( cos it held in our house). d "prophets" tortured my broda wit some prophecies

and assignments 4 him to perform n he cldnt really defend himself cos most of wht dey were saying ws true.my broda no dey go church.

whn dey got 2 my sister n i, fear catch dem na. dey saw dt we were not moved by whatever dey were saying cos we knew where we stood. dey even told us dt we cld go

n sleep cos we werent falling 4 it
RomanceRe: Some Naija Girls & Their Fake Life... by goofie: 10:34am On Nov 19, 2012
dmcdad: Gurlz do it mostly to show-off what they are eating even when they ain't eating such... Besides, if you read my post very well, you will realise I accepted the fact that both do form at some point or the other but cant you just be frank and face the fact that sometime some gurls do take it far and sometimes when not necessary?
mostly d ones with low self esteem or d ones dt dont have anything n r trying to feel among.
FamilyRe: Things Never To Do When You End A Relationship. by goofie: 9:36am On Nov 19, 2012
creative post

although i hv no business sending my ex bday or festive messages. i even 4get their bdays.whn i hv not finishd remembering all my friends bdays.

plus he myt think am still stuck on him
RomanceRe: What Stopped You From Running After Hitting? by goofie: 9:25am On Nov 19, 2012
u'v seen a woman dt'l take ur bullshit.someone dt will be a fool to make u happy. someone dt will help ur ego grow bigger. someone dt is willing 2 hv premarital

sex with u without holding back. someone dt doesnt ask u 4 money 4 anything. so wht more do u want? wht do u need us 4?
RomanceRe: Some Naija Girls & Their Fake Life... by goofie: 9:03am On Nov 19, 2012
dmcdad: Guy calm down.. We both know that at every point in time people (male and female alike) do it buh let's face it frankly, gurlz own 2 much jare and all na skimming.. Make I ask u; if u dy use chat services like bbm, 2go or whatsapp wey dem dy upload status, u don see when any stupid gurl update her status; eating eba, drinking garri, beans tinz and d likes? Abi dem no dy eat those tinz? 4 them its always fried rice and sallad, plantain and eggs, bread and tea etc. Even gurl wey eat eba come out, go say she just eat rice and turkey with yoghurt.. Them get luck say belle no be show-glass
why shld u even update what u r eating in d 1st place? guys n girls form...maybe dey jst do it in dif ways
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Women Are Like Crabs In A Bucket by goofie: 8:25am On Nov 19, 2012
dabrake: why one would believe GEJ or Atiku represented better candidates than Jubril is a story for another day. One thing we can't overrule is the fact that the female delegates were bribed to vote GEJ/ATIKU and that they will rather drink conc. H2SO4 than allow a fellow woman rule/govern them. For the fact that women could collect temporal 'gifts' just to humiliate their 'own' is enough reasons why I will continue mocking all these women stupeed 'committees/groups/NGOs'.
My only disappointment is that I will also have a daughter.
my point in all of these is d fact that some women think we shld hv voted her because shes a woman and not because she convinced us she cn do a good job.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Those Good Looking Women Are Not Married by goofie: 10:55pm On Nov 18, 2012
D writer obviously sees marriage as d ultimate goal dt every lady must deny herself of d things she cn afford so dt she cn answer d title "Mrs".

D article make sense in some aspects but in some other aspects...total hogwash
RomanceRe: 99.6% Of Nigerian Men Are Cheats!! by goofie: 10:48pm On Nov 18, 2012
Who cares? As long as my husband is among d 0.4%
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend? by goofie: 10:42pm On Nov 18, 2012
BOY-FRIEND! Hahahahaha...lwkmd. HELL NO!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Women Are Like Crabs In A Bucket by goofie: 10:32pm On Nov 18, 2012
Sarah Jubils case hs got nothing 2 do wit dis AT ALL. Votes shldnt be given based on sentiments,whether its tribe,gender,etc.

If u r not qualified,u r not.simple!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Women Are Like Crabs In A Bucket by goofie: 10:05pm On Nov 18, 2012
190: This topic should rather be:

Nigerian women are like Soldier ants in a bucket angry
190 don't lemme start wit u 2nyt n ur hate or masked love 4 nigerian women.

Back 2 d topic,women beef each oda 4 very flimsy things. A lady may see a chick dressd very elegantly.instead of commenting n apreciating d person,she'l start 2 frown n nose up.

Its a very bad attitude n we shld try 2 look out 4 each oda
Jokes EtcRe: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by goofie: 4:26pm On Nov 16, 2012
chydyy: what is d current price of a plastic of garri??
enter market n ask
EventsRe: Your Take About Wedding In The Village by goofie: 3:35pm On Nov 16, 2012
my opinion:

i dont see it as wise for me 2 leave lagos and go to south south for my wedding except i dont really want pple 2 attend.

d cost implication is too high: accomodation,etc. besides i wont have peace of mine knowing dt pple r risking their lives n traveeling on our Nigerian roads to

attend a mere wedding: even if dey r flying sef.
Jokes EtcRe: Try Out These "Tongue Twisters" by goofie: 3:30pm On Nov 16, 2012
i think d last one is d hardest
Christianity EtcRe: Four-week-old Colombian Baby Can Walk & Breathe Fire by goofie: 12:42pm On Nov 16, 2012
but guys..all i cn see is a woman talking about wht her son cn do.i dint see him do nothing
FoodRe: Things You Can't Do Without In Your Kitchen by goofie: 12:31pm On Nov 16, 2012
u forgot pots n pans.at least d salt,pepper,etc cnt be poured ontop d fire wink
PhonesRe: Whats The Longest Time You've Spent On A Phone Call? by goofie: 12:27pm On Nov 16, 2012
2 days
FamilyRe: Ways Husbands Can Show Love To Pregnant Wives by goofie: 2:24pm On Nov 15, 2012
Double194: After doing all these, am I still expected to pay the hospital bills?
no
FamilyRe: Ways Husbands Can Show Love To Pregnant Wives by goofie: 12:21pm On Nov 15, 2012
PortHarcourtBoy: All these una rules no dey applicable to an average Naija artisan...

Make e come back from hard labour then you begin tell am to do all these grin

Na Papa Ekaite you want make a take eem daily pay for Carpentery take branch Mr Biggs? shocked

Or Na Papa Eno wey don lay 200 blocks go come begin rub Mama Eno back? It should be the reverse... cheesy

Or na Papa Imeh wey skin thick pass hippo skin you want to go begin pose for pregnancy photos? shocked
no be d artisan put d pikin inside der.

as long as he cn come back from hard labour and still exert his energy on his wife, then he shld be able to follow it up
FamilyRe: Ways Husbands Can Show Love To Pregnant Wives by goofie: 11:03am On Nov 15, 2012
these are not things a man shld be told to do as long as he loves his wife.

whn u love,u r considerate.
RomanceRe: Why Do Our Ladies Find It Difficult To Sit With Their Legs Crossed? by goofie: 11:01am On Nov 15, 2012
OkwaIfugo: because they wish they had manhood.
so dt dey'l spread their legs WIDE like men do.mo way!

besides d legs r crossed at d ankles,not d thighs
RomanceRe: Guys Which Kind Of Girls Do You Consider Classy Or Have Class! by goofie: 10:29am On Nov 15, 2012
dis onila character is really something.
RomanceRe: Why Are Nigerian Men So Agressive? by goofie: 10:08am On Nov 15, 2012
its a really dicey issue. some guys use it as a means to woo d girl on d road. it cld also be those annoying 419 guys who ask 4 places dt dont exist,with a second

guy working with them. one comes up n says "do u kno bank estate?", u say "no" and he walks away,d oda one comes and says "lets help that guy...".

sometimes whn u answer greetings sef, it is a strategy. sorry guys,its jst tht d bad eggs hv spoilt d good ones.
RomanceRe: What Precautions Do You Take To Prevent IT From Happening? by goofie: 5:19pm On Nov 14, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]Yes, we were!grin
I know you want me to elaborate...wink[/quote]pls spare me d details..we babes understnd ourselves wink.
RomanceRe: What Precautions Do You Take To Prevent IT From Happening? by goofie: 5:08pm On Nov 14, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]Sometimes, you don't plan on being alone with a guy but it happens!
I was on a date with a guy. It was public and stuff.
He had to see me off and suddenly, we were alone. Just when I was leaving him, he asked me to close my eyes (yeah corny, I knowgrin). I knew he wanted to plant one on me. And it wasn't a road I wanted to go, no matter how attracted to him I was.

That is an instance where you have to resist the temptation and say 'goodbye'!grin[/quote]u cant be alone suddenly....
RomanceRe: ' Quotes ' For Nigerian Ladies by goofie: 5:03pm On Nov 14, 2012
[quote author=acidosis™]@Caracta, relax your mind my dear. Nigerian girls are far far far better than most foreigners...
Which country dominates the p.. orn industry today? I've not been to S.A but you need to see the shameful display of jezebelic acts on screen & websites.. same thing in Ghana.
We are here trying to correct our home, our heritage and our norms... we are not at war/competition with the already spoilt foreigners.
Besides I have a White (Scotish) friend on facebook, always emulating the Nigerian culture, She listen to Nigerian musics, and now shes trying so hard to learn a Nigerian language. She loves everything about the "good Nigerian girl" smiley[/quote]i really feel u. d annoying part is dt its our Nigerian guys dt keep stigmatising us wit their callous comments. dey say all d unthinkable things about us to what end?

d funny thing is that dey still marry d same nigerian girls dt dey bad mouth.some of them go n date foreigners n still come back to marry nigerian girls.
RomanceRe: Ladies...do You Like/want A Dominant Man? by goofie: 1:43pm On Nov 14, 2012
i like a man dt cn call me to order. i wont mind riding over him sometimes sha.
RomanceRe: What Men Love To Talk About With Girls by goofie: 12:49pm On Nov 14, 2012
i dont know abt d list bt i know guys like to talk about me smiley
RomanceRe: Are Majority Of Nigerian Guys Not Annoyingly Boring In Romance? by goofie: 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2012
i dont bliv "Nigerian" guys r d problem. any guy cn be unrommantic depending on his upbringing, background,etc.

a woman is not left out from spicing things up in a marriage.in fact, she hs a major part to play in it. if she plan vacations, will d man refuse to go?

communication is key. talk about what u want u guys 2 do. the man cld also be seeing d woman as unromantic cos she doesnt initiate any fun activities.

deploy creativity...

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