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What exactly do some people really smoke

I thought she said naija no get light?
They have shown her the light ko?

Playstation1:
lemme drop a plan for the way forward for those of us still young and not yet ready for women wahala...
1: Hustle
2: Continue hustling
3: Keep hustling, and by this stage u must have done well financially, and can provide and flex urself. then
4: ENROLL FOR THE BABY MAMA PROGRAM
5: Continue hustling and balling why doing stipends for baby mama and child
5: By now u must have grown financially okay and well doing. then
6: BOOM- ANOTHER BABY MAMA ENROLLED, LOADED AND DELIVERED
7: Keeping the hustling spirit and been a boss and a baller at the same time, u must have acheived alot like:
Owned a car
Completed ur house
Explored all varieties of pu**y
8: Been a boss, continue pu**y exploration while developing urself
9: Another baby mama must now be Enrolled and delivered
10: Saved enough $$$,
11: Now in the later stage of life mid to late 60's get urself a good old evening newspaper to co-habit with and take care of eachother for there is noting more to explore in life again.
#happy life no girl nagging

I laugh at you in Chinese. My uncle did all these stuffs you wrote up here. He is up to 72years now. He sees shitty stuff from the children. Just because he followed the lane of baby Mamas. Hustle well, marry a good wife when you are staple. Live your life. Forget women wahala called baby Mamas.

Which kind wahala be this again Does marriage come with medicine?

The only living Oracle present in Nigeria.

Sorry op. I was once in your shoe. She asked me to give her a month break. After enough begging, she no agree. I decided to travel out of the town impromptu without telling her. I stayed there for 3years and only visited at intervals. She begged and begged me when the guy she took break for decided to walk away from their relationship. She is in her 5th relationship after mine now. I will be getting married soon. Guess what, her mother is going to be the choir mistress to lead the choir crew on my day. Mind you, her parents knew me wella.

Tell the politicians that shitty stuff. Mumu efcc.

If only all the ministers of this administration are working like you, Nigeria will be a better country in the next 3years. Good work Mr minister. I salute your courage and stance on this data issue.

This man can lie.... Go and pay workers salary jor....

But Nasarawa State did their recruitment in 2018 nau. Benue own ehn, na case study.

Even in death, he can't rest in peace. Na waoh

I beg who do this list Where is Gov. Ortom of Benue State?

This kind of soldier boys are the ones that belittle the arm forces of this country. It serves him right.

Oyibo are really trying.

You reside in Enugu. I think Adoration ministry is ideal. Check Reverend father Mbaka. God will heal your brother.

I took time to read that piece. Anything written by Dele Momodu is really something to watch out for. Las Las, we go see how Mr President wan run him government effectively without Prof. Osinbanjo.

G.O.A.T

This guy is making sense, but trust me. No one will take him seriously now. If we as a country can't get intelligence of what is about to happen in the country and take it seriously. How can we notice what is coming from out there to monitor and put us down?

Zamfara is a state where jss3 girls who are just between the ages of 13 and 15yrs keep on talking about getting married to any man who seek their hand in marriage. I am not surprise such new is coming out from that place.

A bitchy girlfriend. I thank God I am free from her claws. Kai God!!!

Savage!!! They need to castrate this he-goat. What a nonsense...!!!

A nice song and a message to ladies in particular. Top notch song jare .... Kudos to rude boy.

An average NKST pastor is known to be highly hipocritical persons. Even their faithfuls always criticize the pastors of the said church. I am not surprised hearing this at all. Lost souls....

Hello op. Get the police involved with those evidences you've got. They can track her to her location before she changes her number. It is highly effective... Stop bothering her and do just what I have said...

Waiting to see Mr. Jime Emmanuel retire you next weekend. The local government workers you sacked without any reason. The workers you've owed for a very long time now, the pensioneers you have refused to pay nkor? The unemployed youths on the streets of Benue will retire you permanently next week Mr Ortom. You are playing god with their salaries, subjecting their families to extreme poverty... We shall see who will retire now....

This man has the mind and heart of an elephant... So confident. Meanwhile Atiku is busy having series of unfruitful meetings.

Rest on pretty one. God knows best...

In Nigerian league, home team always wins. The referee no know before? Kai...

alezzy13:
Which 12 tribes? No be only Tiv, Idoma, Igede?

Nah. Benue has more than the three tribes mentioned above. But they aren't up to 12 tribes.

Shots � fired. As stupid and clueless as Ortom is, he will still reply the presidency. Mumu governor...

Neduzze5:
Choose your games carefully

This guy got it correctly. Nice work Sir!

Rest on officer. What about others who died alongside the sergeant?