₦airaland Forum

kushme:
Babe/abi guy, my neighbor from the next compound just gave me a kilo+ raw cow meat.. Na them come knock my door.. I dey spice am like this..

Oboy na enjoyment get u so like this o me dey wait for tomorrow...make I use am take hold body maybe d meat no quick enter fire..and Dem give me food for Ramadan o ;Dwetin come dey sup now?...btw na babe

Chassy03:
If the mountains does not go to the Muhammad the Muhammad must go to the mountains

Abi?

Iamzik:
You no hear say Tinubu don comot subsidy from Ram?

Omo ...make I just wait for tomorrow..maybe d meat no quick don?!!

See time I never still see sallah meat chow ...my Muslim neighbor hasn't come to knock on my door...and see d big ram he slaughtered ...shebi i won't go and knock on their door like this this sallah is not sallahing o

These women talk about cheating like it's nothing ...na wa o...why marry a man you don't love or find sexually attractive?...anyways some men deserve it... when u treat d good and loyal ones anyhow!!! Abeg let d cheating ones meet their kind

professore:
Interesting. Is that to say O- comes with complications such as miscarriage if Rogan injection is not taken?

Yes it does in most cases..it's called "Rhesus incompatibility".. Doctors in the house can shed more light or you could read it up!!!

Yes I have but mine was blood group...first test results was O+ So I had always held on to that!!! Fast forward to my second pregnancy @28 weeks,found out I was O-(negative)...took the test again.. same thing..did it in a lab outside the hospital same thing..omo Rhesus incompatibility.. ran a test for my first child she was B+..did an indirect comb test and it came out negative..went for anomaly scan for d child I was carrying and he was so normal ...the doctors were amazed and couldn't explain it being that I hadn't suffered from any form of miscarriage... went on to have a healthy boy after which I took the Rogan injection...it was just God!!! Nigerian lab would have put me inside one chance due to their useless mistake!!!! And to think it was a reputable research institute that made such a horrible and outrageous mistake that would have cost me having kids due to miscarriages!! Now I take Rogan after every delivery!!!

lhordspy:
The bolded you typed up there is the first stage of your mind being inquisitive. During your 'wondering' session. You become more curious. Then you become incline to want to also try it out 'to know how it feels' .

It is psychological.

In all these years I haven't gone past the " wondering" stage...they are just psychopaths and cold blooded killers!!!

nairalanda1:
Well, I watch Investigation discovery a lot, as well as CBS Justice on DSTV.

Does it mean I want to commit murder? NO.

At the end, who wants to spend the rest of your life...in a Nigerian jail?. Not me.

Only madt people willingly go to Nigerian jails

I was about to type this when I saw this comment...I watch discovery ID a lot on DSTV and No I don't want to commit murder .. I wonder how humans are capable of committing such heinous crimes..she should dance to the tune of her music!!! Simple and short knicker!!!

I just did 2weeks in driving school and boom I don hit road...my driving school trainer was so impressed. He'll make remarks like" and you be woman o still u no dey stress me".. i didn't bash d car for one day and by God's grace I will not o ...i even drive at night

Patience Jonathan...very hilarious woman Chaiii there is God o. Ok you were not informed too

And he's not even fine

If I start to talk the things wey my eyes don see ,e no go end
I don't keep friends again. I've learnt my lessons!;!

Omo I learnt this a long time ago. These guys can feel so entitled!!! As long as your salary is given to you as at when due,I don't owe you jack ...I no dey give shi Shi...that" onyeoma Cy" is not for me.... asides the fact that they act entitled,they are still ungrateful...I rather give to total strangers who would appreciate!!!
Plus d moment you stop giving them anything you will see their true colors....they don't do anything free for you once they know they stand to gain or benefit nothing!!!

Omo some men Sha...what are his reasons by the way?... I'm a stay home mom and still have a domestic help... domestic chores plus raising kids ain't easy...who suffer help? If he does want a live-in,you can get a live- out..!! Besides it will give you time for yourself asides d house and kids. He should consider you na. Na wa o

Blakjewelry:
as in ehn, all these is are for people who just want to marry for marrying sake. If you marry someone you are really attached to you wouldn't want to do that. How me and my wife go be strangers inside our own home.

I just tire o... like you guys are room mates....!! You for kuku find room mate instead of wife na

HartetarLee200:
Your no like gum body pass me I like to gum body my babe before I slept off naso I date a lady back then she hate that gum body stuff she's always complaining about that naso I break up with her jejely

Omo I love cuddling o. I can't sleep well without it

I can never share separate rooms with my husband.. NEVER
We can have different rooms where we put our stuff but we must sleep on the same bed..me wey like cuddling and gum body
There's nothing as personal space and privacy in marriage...two of you shall become one....
No be only separate rooms . mtchwww

rickleye:
Haha, it’s called midlife crisis.

Just tell her she is right and start the dating process again.
Many of us think our wives are like our mothers . Marry and keep for home. The game is changing bro. I am sure she has a friend on WhatsApp with whom she has discussed this with already.

1. Plan a date nite every week . Go catch a flick and have someone watch the kids.
2. Do something together with the family once a month. Go to Olumo Rock and Beach . A family outing .
3. Don’t forget her birthday make it exciting ( get her flowers or money - depending on her love language)
4. Make an effort to show PDA infront of the kids. Steal a kiss 💋, slap her buttocks , call her sexy mamacita or siren.
5. Make sex impromptu. After coitus , ask would like a glass of water or wine to relax ( she will laugh and say , thank you yes or no )
6. If you are just Spooning dude , change into missionary or doggy . ( now sex and love are not the same) . Massage and ask her where she may want to be touched to excite her …

Make the effort !!! You might not be comfortable doing any of the above but as you mentioned it appears she never “ lived “ done anything she wanted to do . Her first born is 10.
And it’s been mummy this , mummy that !

I would give her the leg chain *

Don’t ignore her warnings or else someone else will fill the void.

The most sensible comment thus far...u nailed it. No be small" marry keep for house" while dey hang out with their friends..most men think after marriage that's d end..very funny!! They cease making effort after all politician no dey campaign again after e win election!! @Op u should be happy she said it,it means she still loves you sef. Rather than running here,you should have a heart to heart talk with her and listen..Op even said "after 10 years of marriage"...just 10 years and you are boring her with your being unromantic !
For d tattoos and d rest tell her your take,it's not that deep!!

Mr Peter Obi is going to take back his stolen mandate!!!!!.....

Omo she try o ..even me wey get esan mama no fit speak like this!!!!!!
BTW I wish you d very best and hope your husband performs or else Ellu P straight

My incoming president...I love you sir

she's not even concerned about how he feels about her being "ungrateful", na d car be her problem she still dey hustle d car...even telling them to pick d money ..my shock is shocked!!!! She messed up o

She even see Keke as push gift she no thank God

RIP....wonder why there isn't a pedestrian bridge in front of d school gate or at Agwanlambu.... Agwanlambu is always so busy .. majority of Nsuk students stay at Agwanlambu and high court....

Too bad...life no balance o while some of d committed wives are being taken for granted
Omo she no try o kaiii

AkpaMgbor:
Nigerians mumu nọ be small. Buhari should have been ostracised for the coup he committed against our newly gotten democracy in the early 80s. Nigeria is a country that actively rewards bad behaviours. Nigerians rewarded a coup plotter and beneficiary with the highest seat of office in the land. If that isn't the most mind boggling act in all the earth in the 21st century then I don't know what is.

You have said it all.....watch how they reward another fraud in February if care is not taken!!!!we hardly learn

Isn't it obvious? It's as clear as day..!!!!..
He has always been incompetent with absolutely nothing to offer..it's unfortunate Nigerians were being swayed by his lies and deceit!!! Buhari is a BiG FRAUD

D best way to sleep .

It's not necessary...infact it's of no significance...my daughter will be 6 and she still has her baby hair...I didn't cut it for one day!!!my mom said it wasn't necessary so I left it and I'm glad I did..tho I cut my boy's own for his 1 year birthday coz d hair wasn't even.....!!!

See wailing and crying plus gnashing of teeth ....

But how will a sane/normal/mentally stable human being even think of voting for this Evil and clueless APC

This endorsement pain them o chaii,as e dey pain them e go dey sweet us...!!!!

Blupen:
Since you are not addicted to it, you can easily withdraw totally from it

Of course