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Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Kneels & Apologizes To Mr Latin In Canada (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 8:39pm On Oct 27, 2024

I'm not Yoruba but you see that guy Mr Latin, I dey gbadun the guy and the adekunle guy too

Being a while I saw mr Latin flick. I still dey find one of his movies that actually introduced me to Yoruba movie

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Business › Re: My Advice To Salary Earners by GorillaApp(m): 3:20pm On Oct 27, 2024

Meerahbel:
you are not ready to learn anything.

No vex my brother. Many things full the head. I know nothing comes easy. I'm built rugged. Trust me. So what will you recommend

Business › Re: My Advice To Salary Earners by GorillaApp(m): 3:10pm On Oct 27, 2024

1Alex:
I am in the same shoes. My colleagues are studying further, gathering different certificates here and there, but to me, when you look at the situation of this country, those certificates will lead to nowhere and that makes them a waste of time and money.

Therefore, I started early to prepare for retirement by learning tech skills that I can continue to do and get paid even at 90 years old as long as one can still operate a computer.

Which tech skill can you recommend that won't stress much

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Politics › Re: Fuel Consumption: 10,000 Marketers May Shut Down Over Massive Drop, High Cost by GorillaApp(m): 3:05pm On Oct 27, 2024

Ikaeniyan0:
If they can't compete, let them divest.

This is not about competition. The market is shrinking. From 60 million to 4.6 million in just one year?!

Make Una dey try talk true sometimes

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Politics › Re: Fuel Consumption: 10,000 Marketers May Shut Down Over Massive Drop, High Cost by GorillaApp(m): 12:35pm On Oct 27, 2024

Ikaeniyan0:
Let them invest their money in agriculture

You get sense so? A sector is shrinking and you are gloating. What happens to both the oil sector, alternative energy sector and agricultural sector growing together. This confirms that APC and their praise singers are bereft of ideas. It's a shame to allow the dregs of society lead this nation

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Politics › Re: Militants Using Northern Ghana As Sahel Base, Sources Say by GorillaApp(m): 2:09pm On Oct 25, 2024

Onewazobia:
Why do you said?
Knowing well the constituents of Northern Ghana 🇬🇭

That's a beautiful angle. Never thought of it but I don't think the central government will give in the parochial, regional or religious sentiments. They won't tolerate the nonsense that's going on here. I stand to be corrected though.

Politics › Re: Militants Using Northern Ghana As Sahel Base, Sources Say by GorillaApp(m): 9:41am On Oct 25, 2024

They won't have free reign in Ghana. I can bet that.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Confirms Killing Hashem Safieddine, Potential Successor Of Hezbollah Chief by GorillaApp(m): 3:27pm On Oct 24, 2024

Chekwume16:
Stop listeningto propaganda and face reality. Mind you I am from delta. The northerners are the ones suffering most from the insecurity. Even the fulanis are not left out. Everything is not propaganda.

Let me leave you to your own device

Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Confirms Killing Hashem Safieddine, Potential Successor Of Hezbollah Chief by GorillaApp(m): 6:08am On Oct 24, 2024

Chekwume16:
Be deceiving yourself there. So you think the security agents loosing thier lives daily dont want to get them. Even ordinary kidnappers terrorising the highways daily have not be got talk less of the main terrorism.
Or you think the government is happy with the state of insecurity. They are just handicapped. Stop overestimating your country.

You are truly delusional or plain ignorant. This country is not what you think it is at face value. The gospel truth is that the bulk of the terrorists are from the fulani extraction. This same tribe are mostly in charge in politics and military architecture and you think they will go against their people? It's very funny when you think this country is working. Look here Mr man. These guys are ready to sacrifice hundreds of soldiers to protect their own.
I don't know how to make you understand this but if you can't, then I will leave you to your own design
Good luck

Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Confirms Killing Hashem Safieddine, Potential Successor Of Hezbollah Chief by GorillaApp(m): 6:10pm On Oct 23, 2024

Chekwume16:
We don't have that intelligence to take out these guys. It takes a lot of technological advancement to track and locate these guys and patience too. Sometimes years. So we never reach there and govt is not ready to fund such intelligence gathering

If you don't know, keep quiet. If your govt wants to get them, they can do that in less than 3 weeks.
They are just not willing to, period.

Crime › Re: Man Arrested While Trying To Buy AK-47 For 1.3M Naira (video) by GorillaApp(m): 4:04pm On Oct 23, 2024

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Come to think of it. He did nothing wrong if he his buying it for his own protection.

As e be now for this KUNTRY. Everybody suppose get one KALA for ther house or the one way dem go carry de walker around.

KUNTRY is not safe and we all know that.

NASO them bin arrest me last year and collect my new KALA. although it was licensed.

I later got another one but u see this my OLD KALA, them no fit collect am ooo because “He that drinks water from an empty calabash, knows that the calabash will soon be empty … only the wise will understand.

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Guy no put yourself for trouble. Remove the first picture

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Christianity Etc › Re: Church In New York Where Animals Receive Blessings (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 11:32am On Oct 23, 2024

TemplarLandry:
HoeBee the bingo. Book a flight to JFK now and receive your portion of the blessings.

Very funny. The funnier thing though is that you and your father can never attain the heights he has attained and I'm sure that when you see him in person, you will be so tongue-tied grin

Romance › Re: Husband Catches His Teacher Wife In Bed With Her Student (Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 6:51am On Oct 22, 2024

ChengHun:
I experienced attempted rape as a child. A matured lady called me on my way home from school, asked me to show her my slate. Innocently I gave her the slate to see. Immediately she took the slate to the backyard.I had no choice than to follow her in order to retrieve my slate from her. She held on to the slate and asked me to touch her two breasts, I did as she instructed. She then took the slate inside a room, I followed her Just to collect my slate from her.Inside the room, she fell me on the floor and climbed on top of me. I shouted and struggled with her before she released me.

Women are ready to go to any mile to satisfy their sexual desire.

The funny thing is that when they see a well matured cucumber, they begin to form hard to get. Meanwhile the fire is consuming them from inside

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Romance › Re: Husband Catches His Teacher Wife In Bed With Her Student (Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 6:48am On Oct 22, 2024

olisaEze:
The folded arms and look on that woman’s face says it all, it’s the man’s fault! He won’t let her cum when they’re together, now she’s trying with someone else & he’s doing the same thing again! If he’d held out for just a few more mins she’d be all good & ready to look contrite enough for her photo ops. But no, he won’t even allow her to satisfy herself before his blowout. The selfish b**stard!! 😂

U no well o grin

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Politics › Re: Endsars: I Had N25k In My Wallet, Found N9,500 After We Were Released– Protester by GorillaApp(m): 9:38am On Oct 21, 2024

Okoroawusa:
Next time you sit down for your mama house on a Sunday morning or you go church

Thunda fia you there. Protest is a civil right. One Day, the tide will turn and this beast you all refused to tame will swallow you.
I'm sure you guys are already feeling the heat too.

Health › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Abuja (Graphic Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 9:33am On Oct 21, 2024

Down2earth101:

Thunda fia you there. Until everybody die finish abi

We all need to be patient with this current administration

No gain without pain

Rome wasn't built in a day

Politics › Re: Nigeria Has Highest Number Of People Living Without Electricity Globally–Adesina by GorillaApp(m): 5:53pm On Oct 19, 2024

Ikaeniyan0:
You go explain tire

Phone/Internet Market › Re: Buy Ur Original Romoss Powerbanks With Anti-counterfeit Code, Mobile Accessories by GorillaApp(m): 3:21pm On Oct 19, 2024

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Business › Re: Dangote’s Wealth Doubles To $28 Billion On ‘monster’ Nigeria Oil Project by GorillaApp(m): 2:56pm On Oct 18, 2024

BigDawsNet:
Thank God he brought me to this family

I just dash one nairalander 3m now now

Kudos to you.

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Politics › Re: “Nobody Is Working For This Great Country” Joe Igbokwe Laments by GorillaApp(m): 2:31pm On Oct 18, 2024

WorldRichest:
1966, before the first Igbo coup, and before Aguyi Ironsi cancelled the Regional Governments

Aguiyi ironsi did not cancel regional government. You people should do research. It was Gowon who introduced states after dissolving regions. Go and read up

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Business › Re: Dangote’s Wealth Doubles To $28 Billion On ‘monster’ Nigeria Oil Project by GorillaApp(m): 9:03am On Oct 18, 2024

BigDawsNet:
His my uncle

success has many relatives cool

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Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Father, Adedeji Adeleke, Reveals Attempt To Block His $2B Power Plant by GorillaApp(m): 8:56am On Oct 18, 2024

tommy589:
Who I be wey I go mention name

Is the person Bihari cousin? Abeg give a brother clue

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Politics › Re: How FG Pacified Labour With Promises To Complete 5 Refineries, Pay Arrears by GorillaApp(m): 8:47am On Oct 18, 2024

If you believe this, you would believe anything grin

As far as the Malta refinery/ blending plant and importation is kicking fine, forget about anything functional refinery in Nigeria

Fun fact: my cousin who works in one of the refineries said nothing is actually wrong with the refinery cool

. Go figure!

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Autos › Re: Please Help Me Choose Between These Three Cars by GorillaApp(m): 4:10pm On Oct 17, 2024

If I am constrained to only these choices, then crosstour it is. Second on my list is the MDX. Every other thing there after these two na barb wire

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Travel › Re: Looking For Hotels In Calabar by GorillaApp(op): 7:12am On Oct 16, 2024

Techie25:
Bro what's up, I want to visit Calabar as well next week for a short trip (2-3days)

What hotel did you stay in, What was your experience in it, what about the price range and what are your recommendations on it or another place? Thanks.

So sorry I saw this late. I used success vllla hotel. Nice place with steady power supply. Its situated close to a police barrack so security is great. Lovely little place
Just that there was not enough time for me to explore the city as I was engrossed in work.
Where did you eventually stay,? What was your experience?

Politics › Re: Picture Of A Market Stall In Onitsha In 1937 by GorillaApp(m): 10:26pm On Oct 15, 2024

richmond500:
It is not about the city, Onitsha could be a bustling city back then but those items are not 1930s items.
U can't import what people cannot use.
If the company started in 1929, it means that distribution started later years, so by 1930, 99% of Nigerians may have never seen electricty.
In 1930, many Nigerians were still travelling with carriage. Even the Queen traveled on a royal carriage

That is a battery touch. Haba! What's all this brick bat for? That you can recognise it does not mean others can't. It doesn't use electricity but battery and I wonder what the battery was supplying if not electric current.

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Politics › Re: Picture Of A Market Stall In Onitsha In 1937 by GorillaApp(m): 10:08pm On Oct 15, 2024

richmond500:
Oga, do u know what electric torch mean?
It's a torch that needs electricity to operate, not battery

Pls keep quiet. That's electric touch that uses battery. I came and met them in the late 70s. Where you knowledge ends, is the beginning of another man's knowledge. Stop exposing your ignorance . Those torches have been around for a while

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Career › Re: Ladies And Guys In Tech Share How Much They Earn (photos/video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:38pm On Oct 15, 2024

Following

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Politics › Re: Suspension: Edo Lawmaker Resumes, Raises Alarm Over Sobe/Sabongida-Ora Road by GorillaApp(m): 4:10pm On Oct 15, 2024

We just need to pack all these politicians for plane and send them to exile

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Attack On Al-Aqsa Hospital Burns Palestinians Alive by GorillaApp(m): 9:11pm On Oct 14, 2024

CoronaVirusPro:
Call the fvckin cops if you pained. At a time, I am glad my fvcks disturbs your peace.

Disturbing my peace? Lol! I just pity you bleating from thread to thread like a WAD.
Try get some rest fella, you must have hurt your larynx by now with this ceaseless bleating

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