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Politics / Re: A White Lady On Tiktok Looking For A Townhall Different From Balablu by GorillaApp(m): 11:32am On Feb 02, 2023
Ezeama400:
Tinubu is a legend in skit making

cheesy cheesy..

Sabinus should go make dem do collabo


Nigga finally discovered his God given talent grin

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Politics / Re: Calabar Rally: Tinubu Didn’t Attack Buhari – APC PCC by GorillaApp(m): 6:22am On Feb 02, 2023
Apophenia24k:


Is this a threat or what?
But am sure your community has paid some price with your support for Buhari.
My account maybe 5months old but still older than your sense..
After they've killed many in benue you idi*t still want to force another calamity on us.... God go punish una
You sef be vawulence master grin


Correct one bro

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Romance / Re: AI Generated Sexy Bikini Models Going Viral, Set To Replace Women (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 11:26am On Feb 01, 2023
GRIMMJOE:
Zoom in, AI struggles alot with fingers, once you see it you cannot unsee it.
You supposed dey work as detective

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Business / Re: How To Know When It’s Time To Scale Your Business by GorillaApp(m): 12:39pm On Jan 31, 2023
Nice one.
I'm here now. Thinking of scaling up and also branching out
Politics / Re: If Peter Obi is good, why these very terrible reports about him in 2012? by GorillaApp(m): 5:27pm On Jan 29, 2023
jogojogo:


Is that suppose to be the answer if Obi has really done well?
I said you are a thief, instead of you to defend yourself, all you have to say is that I am also a thief and you are not the only one stealing.
This question has nothing to do with Tinubu but alas in defending in undefendable, you have to jump to TINUBU name
I don't have time for your silly crap. Me, my family and friends, colleagues and neighbors are obidient. I'm working night and day on that
Go and do your own work too
Let me vote my own thief in peace. Go vote yours
Politics / Re: If Peter Obi is good, why these very terrible reports about him in 2012? by GorillaApp(m): 3:34pm On Jan 29, 2023
copyrites:
To answer your question on Peter Obi, kindly go through my observations here with an open mind.

November 2006, Peter Obi was impeached because he wasn't siphoning money into people's pocket. See positive reactions from Nairalanders in 2006. This is the thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/29376/anambra-governor-peter-obi-been

Fast forward to 2007 (less than 1 year), someone opened a thread on Nairaland complaining and a few people where crying in page 1 until u.rchins took the page to 33 in 2022. What do you want him to do in less than 1 year after facing impeachment? Do you want Peter Obi to kill himself knowing very well that no one can actually satisfy Nigerians?? Can you name one politicians, dead or alive anywhere in the world without negative commentaries?

Having spent enough time as governor without threats of impeachment:
This is a 2012 thread with people admitting that Peter Obi indeed tried his best:
https://www.nairaland.com/1158356/peter-obi-anambra-state-working


Now, enough of PO. Can you post any Tinubu's thread from way back with majority praising him? Can you?


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have you seen Tinubu's thread from way back?

1. What bola Tinubu Ojuyobo did - Nairalander in 2007

https://www.nairaland.com/49988/what-bola-tinubu-ojuyobo-did

2. Tinubu is a failure - Nairalander in 2007
https://www.nairaland.com/47506/tinubu-failure

3. Tinubu is the major problem of Lagos - Nairalander in 2012
https://www.nairaland.com/1074370/tinubu-major-problem-lagos-state/4

4. Monumental land fraud in Lagos by Bola Ahmed Tinubu - Nairalander in 2010
https://www.nairaland.com/462913/monumental-land-scams-lagos-involving

When you go through about 4 threads about him and his administration from old Nairalanders, you will beg that same Obi to be president for 15 years.


God bless you my brother. Like say I go fit see you physically, one carton of Heineken for fall on you this evening. Lol

Leave all these animals let them be twisting narrative and baking half truth. Only presenting the bad side which is in the minority but always failing to project the good side.

PO is no Saint but among these crop of criminals, he is the best!
Even Jesus get enemy while on earth here.

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Politics / Re: See Peter Obi's Beautiful And Gorgeous Photographer by GorillaApp(m): 3:22pm On Jan 29, 2023
Beautiful lady.


Do your children a favour and save Nigeria.

Vote PO

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Family / Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 6:31am On Jan 29, 2023
AccessME:
Aiit thanks for the review I appreciate. I've decide to go for good fairly used instead of those unreliable products.
Hisense is not unreliable. I know folks using it for years. I bought mine on the day of endsarrs protest.( I'm referring to their TVs). It's just that the resolution is not the best in the market.
Personally, if I just wanted a non-smart TV, I would rather pick the hisense. But the only time I will pick a fairly used TV, is if I wanted a smart TV.
My personal opinion. You are free to make your choice. Best of luck
Car Talk / Re: Frustrated Due To Damaged Immobilizer/brainbox by GorillaApp(m): 5:53pm On Jan 28, 2023
ArticleBeast:

Tribalism just wan kee you. It is a naija slang for roadside mechanic
Exactly what I explained to the imp
Car Talk / Re: Frustrated Due To Damaged Immobilizer/brainbox by GorillaApp(m): 5:50pm On Jan 28, 2023
beardedboy:


What do you mean by Kazeem?

If what you mean is yoruba mechanics then I'm glad to tell you that they're light years ahead of those quack criminals in Abia or Onitsha.

To you everything is tribal. East or West.

I feel really ashamed for you. You should have asked before exposing your ignorance. Kazzeem refers to a road side mechanic and could be from any tribe. The onus here is someone with half baked knowledge.

This one don jump into Igbo- Yoruba war.

I guess if I mentioned Yoruba demon now you will also begin to foam in the mouth

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Family / Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 4:50pm On Jan 28, 2023
AccessME:
pls which did u buy?
I bought a weyon TV. Had better resolution than the hisense but sound is so poor. I wouldn't recommend it either. I bought it because I hardly have time to watch TV while at the office and so I know it won't be over-labored.
But given those other choice so mentioned somewhere in this thread, I wouldn't touch them.... no known performance record, no available parts and support etc.
I will still pick the hisense and maxi over the UFC, Amani, Dixon and co you mentioned. It is more durable than them and there is parts and support.
Family / Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 2:59pm On Jan 28, 2023
pocohantas:


The resolution is poor. You just won’t notice because you are used to it. But when you go to another place and watch from Samsung or LG, you will realise what you have been going through.
I have already. The TV I bought in my office has better resolution

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Family / Re: Snow Sea Freezer Vs Hiscence by GorillaApp(m): 7:56am On Jan 28, 2023
pocohantas:


When I talk am for clearance thread, some people wey their head no too balance go dey argue with me. Even if you dash me Hisense product, I won’t collect it. cheesy
What about their washing machine? I have been using their TV since endsarrs period ( bought exactly on that day). And it's been working very well
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Introduced At Dunamis Church Nations Worship (Video/Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 6:37am On Jan 28, 2023
tuoyoojo:
Applying his own rules to himself

That's a principled man

This is why people love him

A bullion van of new naira notes cannot buy this love

The love was earned
Aswear! Never seen this type of natural, organic love shown any politician in Nigeria before

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by GorillaApp(m): 9:37am On Jan 27, 2023
Voiceofthestree:


Not for people like you
Lol
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by GorillaApp(m): 7:32pm On Jan 26, 2023
Voiceofthestree:


You don’t know nothing
Then explain. I actually wanted you to explain
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had Sex With Someone & Started Having Nightmares? by GorillaApp(m): 5:46pm On Jan 26, 2023
Voiceofthestree:
When you wake up early morning around 5am before talking with anyone piss for your hand drink small use the rest rob all your body wait for some min for the piss to dry in your body then take a bath with water put sea salt in the water to bath come back and thank me
Hahaha bros you wicked aswear!
See advice
Politics / Re: This Is The Tinubu They Said Can't Hold A Cup Of Tea - Twitter User Shares Video by GorillaApp(m): 5:37pm On Jan 26, 2023
lhordspy:
A wise man once said:

The difference between human and Animal is that animals will never allow the dumbest in their midst ; mislead them.

The most significant take-away for me in this election period is that it unravelled, unbuttoned, unriddled, exposed lot of mysteries about the mental state of some Nigerians. The deficiency in their reasoning faculty and ability to take, breakdown, consume information before digestion.

SOS. We need help.
Well spoken!
Animals will never allow the dunbest and the weakest to lead them
Here in Nigeria, imps like this one I quoted is praying for a man who is tired, spent and suffering from dementia? To rule over able -bodied, cerebral men.
If na Osibanjo you dey support sef, I for dash you money. Tinubu is old and tired. He should go rest
Politics / Re: Koka Flyover, Asaba Commissioned By Atiku Abubakar by GorillaApp(m): 10:38am On Jan 26, 2023
Femich18:
We don't even know which ti believe. Some Delta guys said he Improved the state which others said otherwise and he's vying for the VP
As the case may be let us all just vote wisely..Feb 25 is here already
If you have any friends in Delta, call them and get the exact position. Font mind the paid agents here. Delta state receives so much with little to show for it
Crime / Re: Chimpanzees Killed, Meat Used To Make Pepper Soup In Bayelsa Community (Pix) by GorillaApp(m): 6:53am On Jan 26, 2023
Adaisback:
God help us o. How can you eat a creature that basically looks like you?
Not only look like you but have 97% genetic resemblance with you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Do You Have A Hustle Story? by GorillaApp(m): 12:58pm On Jan 25, 2023
@Rubyjade.
It was easy for you because you were living in your parents house( no rent).
Almost free transportation to work.
And I'm certain you are a lady.( Don't get me wrong though, a lot of door open for ladies and lots of freebies too).

Most persons didn't have these kinds of advantages to act as a cushion

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Massive Number Of Ravens In Kiev’s Skies Causes The Locals To Fear ( Video) by GorillaApp(m): 10:18am On Jan 25, 2023
FERNANDEZISBACK:
This dude might be back with his alternate to wail about end times. 😂😂😂
#clown #lifeless god!! 😂😂

This is one of his numerous account used for hyping his god... Lol😄🤣
Wetin consign you. Read and pass simple!

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Computers / Re: AVAILABLE: 100k & Below Laptops by GorillaApp(m): 9:11pm On Jan 24, 2023
FluxEmpire:
Still available
Can I see more pix
Food / Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 2:31pm On Jan 24, 2023
iHateFraudsters:


Do I look like Dangote?
Of course you are not...that's why you can't understand it. The extremely wealthy don't splurge on vanities like this

EOD.
Don't bother mentioning me. We all have different outlook
Properties / Re: What Kind Of House Can I Build With 3m by GorillaApp(m): 11:24am On Jan 24, 2023
lavylilly:
What kind of house can I build with 3m
Don't be discouraged

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Food / Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:23am On Jan 24, 2023
iHateFraudsters:


Broke question
Can Dangote buy this drink?
Food / Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 11:16am On Jan 24, 2023
Cutehector:
poverty mindset question.
In all honesty, do you think Dangote will buy this drink .
Food / Re: Unboxing Of A 3million Naira Alcoholic Drink (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 10:37am On Jan 24, 2023
Abeg the drink dey give enternal life?

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Family / Re: How Lagosians Desecrate The Institution Of Marriage by GorillaApp(m): 7:15pm On Jan 21, 2023
judedwriter:
A guy rent a single room and occasionally brings girls to sleep with.

I thought this guy was single until I saw him with his wife and son!!

Truly, the institution of marriage has been battered beyond measures....

Worst still, the fear of God is becoming extinct.
Is the wife and child living in the one room?
How did you know it's his family
Politics / Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP In Delta State by GorillaApp(m): 9:23am On Jan 17, 2023
Efewestern:


Igbo population won't be the reason Obi will win Delta state. They are not majority and they alone can't determine the outcome of the result. This is for Delta state, can't speak of rivers.

Obi is simply loved by all. You'd be surprised at the way he's accepted in places like Warri and sapele. Keke riders are using their own funds to print banners etc. No presidential candidate has enjoyed such massive acceptance in this zone since 2015.

Also, these plenty resignations have nothing to do with the presidential election. They all have more effects on the gubernatorial elections.

As for Delta South, they have not shown any interest whatsoever in the presidential election. It would be foolish for any party to bank on them.
Spot on!

Some people go just open their mouth dey yarn puan!

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Politics / Re: Mass Resignation Hits PDP In Delta State by GorillaApp(m): 9:21am On Jan 17, 2023
OvisFranko:


Bros, make you reason Obarisi, Sen. Ovie Omo-Agege on election day o.
Governor - Agege
President - Obi

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