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SportsRe: Favour Ofili Dumps Nigeria For Turkey, To Receive $500,000 Base Payment by GorillaApp(m): 4:33pm On Jun 22, 2025
Meektunz:
God punish her.... So after Nigeria exposed you to success then you dump Nigeria. You think God is a fool?
Thunder fia you! When Nigeria refused to field her and kept excluding her even when she qualified you expect her to continue to rot away until her time passes?
EducationRe: Please Is NIN And BVN Required For NNPC/ Total Energies Application? by GorillaApp(op): 2:06pm On Jun 22, 2025
NL1960:
It is required. My daughter in Uni requested for her own NIN for it and she said she has applied after i sent it to her.
Thank you bro. Let me give them go ahead
EducationRe: Please Is NIN And BVN Required For NNPC/ Total Energies Application? by GorillaApp(op): 9:50am On Jun 22, 2025
Please i need information on this please
EducationPlease Is NIN And BVN Required For NNPC/ Total Energies Application? by GorillaApp(op): 9:17am On Jun 22, 2025
Please i saw a banner for the NNPC/ Total energie scholarship for undergraduate students and the application portal requires BVN/ NIN. Please is this required genuinely? I'm asking so that my wards will not enter into a fake link.
Thank you
Car TalkRe: Which Car Can Be ideally Converted To A Pick Up? by GorillaApp(op): 8:50am On Jun 22, 2025
dollytino4real:
4 warri many people dey convert keke sef to pick up o!! Igbudu market keke dem fit carry full shoprite
Lol. Exactly. I live in Warri and have observed it but keke will not do it for me though
Car TalkRe: Which Car Can Be ideally Converted To A Pick Up? by GorillaApp(op): 9:23pm On Jun 21, 2025
Please kindly come in and share your experience
Car TalkWhich Car Can Be ideally Converted To A Pick Up? by GorillaApp(op): 9:17pm On Jun 21, 2025
Owing to the high cost of pick up and trucks, one is left to converting some old rugged cars to pick up.
The old Volvo 240s are quite popular as converted pick ups but they are becoming too pricey and also getting one in pristine condition is becoming rare.
Which other car can be converted to pick ups that can serve the purpose of carrying light load? Can the mercedes Benz c class W202 do the job?
What's the price of the Volvo 240 and 740?

FamilyRe: Tony Elumelu Replies Man Who Expressed Interest In Being Adopted Into His Family by GorillaApp(m): 7:22pm On Jun 20, 2025
columbus007:
See the way those girls dey very creamier.. 😁, in all your gettings, get money.
My brother I just dey look the thing. 7 children come dey hungry me to get like this. I need to double my hustle
PoliticsRe: Benue Killings: Bad Road’ Not Excuse To Shun Grieving Citizens, Obi Slams Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 7:15pm On Jun 20, 2025
TechBaron:
Baba should have gone to the village where the attack took place.

What's the essence of the visit, if you stop at Makurdi that has been relatively peaceful all these years.

As a president, there's no where in this country that you cannot step foot on safely. None!

If Tinubu decides to visit Sambisa today, the military know what to do to guarantee his safety. 100%!

If VDM could get there within 48 hours if the attack, why won't the president do same?

Whatever means VDM utilised to get to the village, baba has ten times the capacity.

Get there, take a few pictures, do a press conference there and assure the people that all hands are on deck to ensure that such incident won't repeat itself again, and the perpetrators will be caught and brought to book.

When you're done, hop into a chopper and fly back to the nearest airstrip where the presidential jet is waiting to fly you back to Abuja.
Leave all those imps making excuses for the president. They are talking as if the said place is on mars or Jupiter.
There is no excuse whatsoever. Tinubu fell short of expectations woefully. EOD
RomanceRe: Help My Neighbor Is Gay by GorillaApp(m): 9:45pm On Jun 19, 2025
Samantha125:
Sometimes as people, we need to learn to mind our own business... Back in varsity I also didn't date anyone until my final year... Some of our residential security guards even started asking me how come they've never seen me signing in a boy before... But of course, I always had girls coming to my room... Did that mean I was a homo? Of course not, a relationship was just not in my bucket list at that time.

I only signed in three guys this one time and it was solely for study purposes, the security guard was so shocked, she even came to my room to check what was going on while we waited for these other three girls to come and join us... grin grin grin

Even if your neighbour is a homo, it's still none of you guys business.
Reminds me of myself. From first year to third year, no girlfriend but in my final year I had a smashing, hot looking thang that drove the neighborhood wide
CultureRe: North Carolina Governor Declares June 14 ‘igbo Day’ by GorillaApp(m): 3:17pm On Jun 19, 2025
Igbo amaka. God bless
Talk to me about IELTS level

What kind of sick rule is this seun
PoliticsRe: Caption This Picture Of SGF Akume's Benue Hospital Visit by GorillaApp(m): 10:09pm On Jun 18, 2025
gmo10:
Photo editing at it's peak, the injured child look well fed and fresh.... it's just a fluke
Thunder fia you! What looks like a fluke? Some of you have your sense under your foot!
You are looking at a child badly injured and probably arm chopped off dnc and you have the effrontery to open your gutter mouth and say fluke
PoliticsRe: 'Repentant' Terrorists Are Integrated Which Is Why They Outsmart Us - Captain by GorillaApp(m): 4:24pm On Jun 17, 2025
malali:
Treat terrorism like a cartel. Target the financial spine. Break the command system.

1. Deploy Double Agents (Counter-Intel Operatives)
• Quietly recruit insiders from:
• Prisoners with intel
• Disillusioned ex-militants
• Fringe ethnic allies
• Border smugglers
• Promise amnesty + lifelong protection
• Train in covert comms, facial recognition evasion, and false loyalty psychology



2. Wiretap, Signal Intercept, and Audio Trawling
• Plant spyware in donated phones, solar radios, and community generators.
• Use StingRays (fake cell towers) to intercept conversations around terror zones.
• Set up shell companies pretending to be:
• Weapon dealers
• Logistics suppliers
• Humanitarian NGOs



3. Follow the Money Trail
• Terrorists get paid like private contractors. Track how:
• Payments move (crypto wallets, Hawala, cash drop points)
• Ransoms are laundered
• NGOs are exploited to move funds
• Launch Operation Shadow Naira: Forensic accountants + Blockchain tracking + POS audit teams



4. Interdict the Arms Pipeline
• Use double agents to infiltrate black market networks in:
• Mali → Burkina → Niger → Nigeria corridor
• Cameroon smuggling cells
• Lagos & Port Harcourt docks
• Tap into dock workers, clearing agents, and customs officers as paid watchers.
• Disguise arms shipments as contraband drug busts to avoid alerting arms sponsors.


5. Publicly Unmask the Financiers
• Capture and live-broadcast trials (with voice distortion or silhouette if needed).
• Reveal names of bank accounts, companies, and political sympathizers.
• Ensure no martyrdom — make them look cowardly and greedy, not ideological.


6. Let the Small-Time Fighters Rot
• Leave the foot soldiers exposed, confused, unpaid, and cut off.
• Broadcast “The money’s stopped. Your boss is hiding in Dubai.”
• Watch internal mutiny destroy them from within.


When the head is gone, the arms drop the weapons.
This is the bomb. But our goons aka leaders are using us for shooting practice
PoliticsRe: 'Repentant' Terrorists Are Integrated Which Is Why They Outsmart Us - Captain by GorillaApp(m): 4:20pm On Jun 17, 2025
ICANLecturer:
Once a terrorists is always a terrorist.


There is nothing like repentant terrorist anywhere in the world.

Learn from Israel
There is nothing like a repentant terrorist.
Only a dead terrorist.

Which right thinking government will put enemies among his children
PoliticsRe: Benue links buses evacuating people from Yelewata LG by GorillaApp(m): 6:52am On Jun 16, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
This is bad. To think just last night, I saw a Benue links bus fully loaded with passengers headed to Makurdi around 11pm. They stopped over to refuel and I engaged the driver in conversation.

I asked him if he wasn't aware of what Fulani are doing on the lafia - Makurdi road. He was dismissive. I wished him luck and drove off.

Mind you, Yelwata is on a major federal highway. The following major military formations are all less than 35 minutes drive. to Yelwata. Nigerian army 72 BN Makurdi, Nigerian air force tactical air command, and others within lafia. Yet the military has failed to go after these attackers who have lodged in the forests of Nasarawa state and attack from there.

President Tinubu will be in lafia this week to commission projects. Yelwata is a short 25 minutes drive from Lafia. Will he be bothered to visit?

This same kind of thing happened in Plateau state and today over 64 communities in Plateau state have been resettled and renamed by Fulani.

The same government that can't send helicopters to trace the location of these Fulani killers was quick to send policemen and helicopters to dislodge people who protested in Makurdi today.

The Fulani don't hide. They are on the banks of River Benue on the Nasarawa side. That's where they cross from to come and kill in Benue. Our security agencies are simply incapable of doing their jobs.
This is terrible. The government is just evil
TravelRe: British Passenger Survives Deadly Air India Plane Crash, Speaks (Photo) by GorillaApp(m): 5:54pm On Jun 12, 2025
Seriously. What will be going through his mind
Christianity EtcRe: Nigeria Churches Are One Of The Reasons Why Many Nigerians Are Poor - Pastor Son by GorillaApp(m): 5:39pm On Jun 11, 2025
[quote author= post=135702666]Apart from Catholic and Anglican, others are business centers.[/quote]And you think those two are exempted? Catholic church is the richest church in the world. What are they doing with their money? Investigate my friend
HealthRe: Doctor Not Nurse Refused To Treat Accident Victim At FMC, Abuja (Photos) by GorillaApp(m): 2:58pm On Jun 11, 2025
[quote author=Professor822714 post=135707324]Everyone chips in when there's an emergency...a healthcare professional saves lives period! I've seen doctors empty catheters if there's a need to do so![/quote.
Leave them make dem dey blow grammar up there. Are you telling me that in western countries if a situation like this should present itself, the doctor on duty will walk away?
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The "Fabulous" 6 Bedroom Duplex In Enugu by GorillaApp(m): 4:18pm On Jun 10, 2025
spyder880:
I know that day will come to reality soon. The people who own this project has been wanting me to build for them since 2015. God will give you the means, and me the strength. Amen.
Amen
PropertiesRe: The Making Of The "Fabulous" 6 Bedroom Duplex In Enugu by GorillaApp(m): 4:13pm On Jun 10, 2025
spyder880:
Materials being delivered to site..........
One day you will build for me
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Kills Hamas Leader, Mohammad Sinwar by GorillaApp(m): 5:40pm On May 28, 2025
GodPunishOsu:
The bigger terrorist is your jehovah
Premium fresh tears. I like them fresh. Cry me some more cheesy
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Media Aide: The President Is Not Requesting To Borrow $20 Billion by GorillaApp(m): 4:09pm On May 28, 2025
fuckingAyaya:
Na this man una talk say he don dey prepare to be president since time immemorial? We don't need the body we need the brain grin grin
Chai. See the lamba dem give us
CareerRe: Industrial Machine Kills Employee In Ogun Factory by GorillaApp(m): 3:44pm On May 28, 2025
maasoap:
It looks like he was intentional about grinding someone that day, no any other way to explain it
It's intentional. The guy is a demon.
CareerRe: Industrial Machine Kills Employee In Ogun Factory by GorillaApp(m): 3:44pm On May 28, 2025
Love800:
What kind of machine is dat?
The forklift that i know does not do grinding. Abi they are talking about another forklift here?
A forklift driver was asked to enter into a scrap grinding machine and r move something that was stopping the machine from working.
CareerRe: Industrial Machine Kills Employee In Ogun Factory by GorillaApp(m): 8:52am On May 28, 2025
iwaeda:
I read it and my heart bled. The company should be shut and the Asian send back to his country. grin grin grin grin
After being made to serve jail time. That's an intentional act. How would you ask someone to go in when you are yet to shut down the machine knowing that once the obstruction is removed the machine will continue grinding?
If I was president, all these Chinese companies will be on their toes
CareerRe: Industrial Machine Kills Employee In Ogun Factory by GorillaApp(m): 8:47am On May 28, 2025
Is it a Chinese company? Na dem get this kind wicked mind. If I was president, all these Chinese companies will be on their toes!

The machine operator who sent the poor man in is complicit. He should be charged to court and let the law handle him. After serving he should be deported.

Also the company should be fined heavily after certifying that they meet all safety requirements for future operations.
Lastly, the dead man's family should be compensated and his children placed on scholarship.
I so rule,!
HealthRe: What Could Possibly Gone Wrong With My SFA Test by GorillaApp(m): 11:05am On May 27, 2025
The value above, is it total sperm count or for concentration per Mililtre?


Firstly, the calculation is subject to the scientist's evaluation. Scientist A evaluation might slightly be different from scientist B evaluation.

Also, I referred someone to a test a while ago. The laboratory said there was no infection but patient was complaining. I again referred the patient to do Another HVS in a different lab and this time there was a culprit ( an organism was found).
But the bottom line is, you have to take your health seriously. Eat go food, avoid drugs, cigarettes, alcohol and tight fitting pants/boxers.
Read up on things that can slowly boost Ur mojo up
Good luck
Nlfpmod
PetsRe: A Young Lady Fell Victim To Her Own Dogs She Trained (video) by GorillaApp(m): 7:19pm On May 24, 2025
Exceed15:
I keep saying it . I m a dog lover too but never ignore sudden strange behaviors. Dogs can be mentally ill too like humans. I mentioned it somewhere before how I sold off my Rottweiler after noticing a strange behavior. I acted fast to protect my lovely kids .. make i no use foolishness destroy myself and say na village people.
So the person you sold it to does not value his lovely kids or family. In your estimation, they are not important and can be sacrificed but not your precious lovely kids?!
Nigerians with their penchant for transferring their problems to unsuspecting citizens.
PoliticsRe: South-East Senators Protest Region’s Exclusion From Fg’s N3.2tn Irrigation Funds by GorillaApp(m): 8:16am On May 24, 2025
Meti99:
You can't eat where you did not sow
(that's injustice nah).
2023 election was locked down for Peter Obi in south East. Kindly meet Obi to give you irrigation money..
For now let those who voted enjoy the proceeds of their votes in peace and wait till 2027
This is the kind of stewpidity that now pervades the country. So because south east did not vote tinubu, they shouldn't be included in budgets?
I guess states in the US that didn't vote trump are also excluded from allocation from the centre? This country is gone! See what an adult is reasoning from his cesspit of a brain
PoliticsRe: South-East Senators Protest Region’s Exclusion From Fg’s N3.2tn Irrigation Funds by GorillaApp(m): 8:09am On May 24, 2025
flokii:
I still maintain my stance that Igbos have never experienced marginalization in the real sense of the word 'marginalization'.. Yorubas have been marginalized, humiliated, disrespected so much in Nigeria despite the fact that over 75% of FG's revenue comes from South West.

Beleive it or not, had it been South West was the excluded region, you wouldn't hear pim from the mum.us representing Yorubaland at NASS.
The way you imps lie sometimes need to be studied in a university. 75% of Nigeria's income comes from the south west? Proof pls

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