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PoliticsRe: Aso Rock State House Clinic Budget Since 2015 by GorillaApp(m): 11:32am On Jul 15, 2025
Proudlyngwa:
This thrwad shows the cluelessness of most Nigerians.

It is laughable that most people dont know what a budget is.


And they expect good leadership
Abeg explain for me what it is o wise one?

Seun content don dey original now?
PoliticsRe: Aso Rock State House Clinic Budget Since 2015 by GorillaApp(m): 11:31am On Jul 15, 2025
Hammylawali:
Hypocrisy will kill most you. Why since 2015 and not 1999?..
No be the same aso rock all president stay?..
Let me tell you, most of them won’t use these hospitals even if it brand new because they don’t trust our medical personnel to be confidential and also most personnel can be bought. Make dem no go give one president injection and claim medical error when the deed has been done. Let’s be wise my people, it’s a deliberate decision not to use Nigerian hospitals until we reach a state where we can trust each other to do what’s right!.
Even if you no go use am, at least make am very standard. Make all the hi tech equipment dey there plenty. You will not use it and still not equip it. Is that not witchcraft?
PoliticsRe: Anglican Church Bans Partisan Speeches By Politicians During Services by GorillaApp(m): 7:16am On Jul 13, 2025
Diligence:
At an event to honour a Reverend Father who always preached love & service to mankind, Mr Peter Obi & others who were deemed privileged were required to serve the people, he & others obliged.

This is like Jesus washing the feet of His disciples. Such humility is required of politicians who should see themselves as servant-leaders.

In Toastmasters International, it is called Role-Playing. Irrespective of your experience, status, et al, you could be required to play such roles that are not deemed highly esteemed.

Besides, Core Value of Toastmasters International is RISE: Respect, Integrity, Service, Excellence.

Mr Peter Obi has these core values & many more, and he is so much loved by millions of Nigerians!
Leave all those befuddled toads up there opening their wide gutter mouth to castigate a man that they can not match in the next 400 years. They prefer brute and despot to lord it over them and rape them. They might likely be suffering from Stockholm syndrome.
There are several videos of US leaders serving the general populace. Over there, it's welcome but in Nigeria, it's a taboo. No wonder they get the kind of leader they deserve.
PoliticsRe: Open Letter To Mr. Peter Obi: Nigerians Deserve More Than Talking Points by GorillaApp(m): 11:24am On Jul 12, 2025
[quote author=bizbro post=136074160]Atiku/Obi remains the answer!!

Let two of them not be deceived for God sake!

Atiku is needed on the ballot to sweep the north. Obi is needed to divide votes in the south.

Any other permutation will fail against Tinubu.

Tinubu will secretly be hoping for Obi/Datti or Obi/ElRufai or Atiku/Amaechi.

Let the people closest to Obi and Atiku advise them properly. If 2027 is lost, Nigeria is lost to APC. [/quote)


Atiku should be a father figure. We need more energetic leaders
TravelRe: Why US Changed Its Visa Rules For Nigerians? by GorillaApp(m): 9:08am On Jul 10, 2025
In a short form, this policy was enacted because Nigeria is currently romancing the BRIC nations. Period.
PoliticsRe: 'Na Our Papa Be This'Students Hail Obi As He Donates to Kaduna Schools (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 5:13am On Jul 10, 2025
Sabadon:
organic love cannot be bought or coerced, if it didn't dey it didn't dey
The love is just organic and free-flowing. Nigeria is fighting for survival against the demonic forces in this country
AgricultureRe: My Goat Farm Startup (my Diary) by GorillaApp(m): 3:16pm On Jul 08, 2025
jidestroud:
Those who feel tired and worn out will find new life and energy, (Contemporary English version)
Jer 31 vs 25...

A quick glance at the new goat project!!!
I have been thinking of going into goat farming and turkeys. My problem is a secured space and profitability.
CelebritiesRe: Yinka Theisen: Linc Edochie Told Me His Ex-wife Cheated On Him, Smokes Weed by GorillaApp(m): 10:58am On Jul 08, 2025
Kingosytex:
See how the Edochies are dragging in mud the name their laboured for years to build grin
Yul and his brother Linc are something else. Yul ditched his wife for another, if you must ditch your wife, why not go for a brand new?
Food wey all man dey chop, you go turn am to your own property, that is simpish wink
Why ditch your wife for someone's left over? It's absurd and makes little sense.

Linc on the other hand went for a woman old enough to be his mother, does that even make any sense?
Why not go for a Gen Z baddie? grin
Gen-z? Are you seeing the gap?

A friend is here right now. Was dating this lady is school. They split. Majorly fault of the dude. Lady got married but didn't work out. Had a daughter. Dude got married but didn't work. Had a son. Now they are back together and dude is thinking of marriage. He Just worried because she is 2 years older than him. Child bearing might be an issue cos of age. But they fit each other
CelebritiesRe: Femi Adebayo Opens Up On Why He Left Law To Pursue Acting by GorillaApp(m): 11:34am On Jul 06, 2025
Sccarrr:
she is one of the lucky ones, even she was driving a nice car,a gift from her parents after law school, also her parents don help her japa now ,na after people japa finish den dey always come out about those kind of stuffs.😂😂
She is truly lucky. Nigeria is gradually turning to a hell hole. God help your children
CelebritiesRe: Femi Adebayo Opens Up On Why He Left Law To Pursue Acting by GorillaApp(m): 11:16am On Jul 06, 2025
Sccarrr:
Unfortunately, that's the reality.....95% of Nigerian lawyers broke pass broke.. the day my cousin told me she was earning less than 100k in the law firm she worked for, I shock😕
Recently? How does she cope? Omo people dey see things for this country o. Full bag of rice fit be her salary. And there are men earning this too.
TV/MoviesRe: Only People Born In 80's Will Understand by GorillaApp(m): 8:37am On Jul 06, 2025
Thunderfayamods:
You don't have to be born in the 80"s to experience this, this are all signs of poverty since most house holds could not afford TV.
I was born in the 60's but never experienced it.
But you saw it and can relate to it. It's not purely only. It also involves the evolution of technology and the percolation of wealth and technology down the strata
PoliticsRe: Throwback: Peter Obi Was A Fraudulent Banker — Bashir El-Rufai by GorillaApp(m): 8:20am On Jul 06, 2025
beerfraud:
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Why are you so pained about an obi presidency? It is quite a rabid behaviour
PoliticsRe: Kwara Residents Flee As Bandits Overpower Vigilantes, Burn Vehicles by GorillaApp(m): 8:59pm On Jul 05, 2025
topatee:
so Kwara state has no governor, all the
security vote is for what?
Everytime, there is security encroachment everybody will be shouting Tinubu. What is the state security apparatus meant for?
The buck stops at his table. This was exactly what he told Jonathan. Are you new to this country? The security architecture lies in thank of the president. Who commands the security apparatus?

Cc yestogood
PoliticsRe: Kwara Residents Flee As Bandits Overpower Vigilantes, Burn Vehicles by GorillaApp(m): 5:52pm On Jul 05, 2025
iwaeda:
What sort of talk is this, we Igbomina are Yoruba and we NEVER be Fulanis. On a sober note, I weep for Kwara, it is my home, though my dad is from Lagos Island, my birth place is Kwara and that is my state. grin grin grin grin angry
Why don't you call your tin god tinubu. Next time you guys should vote wisely
FamilyRe: Which Top Loader Washing Machine Is Best? by GorillaApp(m): 6:42pm On Jul 04, 2025
Kokatrends:
Which one did you end up buying?

From the reviews I've read for small twin tub WMs, LG 7kg Roller jet is best (200k range), lower priced 5kg Hisense and Nexus 5.5kg (both 150k range) are also bang for buck
Go for LG. I have used mine for years ( more than 7 years) no single issue. I also bought a hisense WM at my other location. It's been 2 years now and still going strong. Outside this, I cann also recommended thermocool. Choose from these three and you will be fine. Hisense seems to be the most affordable. Good luck!
AgricultureRe: This Snake Killed Two Of Our Chickens But Was Not So Lucky by GorillaApp(m): 5:21am On Jul 04, 2025
eliwa47:
Back in the late '80s, I came home from school to spend the holidays with my sister in Abeokuta. She told me that every night, she kept hearing the sound of some strange creature that came to swallow her chickens. As a "big boy" back then—used to killing small snakes—I told her not to worry. I boldly assured her: “Just wake me up whenever you hear that sound again.”

True to her word, around 1 a.m., she woke me up. Those were the days of lantern light 🏮, so I grabbed it and dashed outside to the chicken cage, ready for action. But what I saw nearly stopped my heart!

Right there, in the faint glow of the lantern, was something that looked like an anaconda! My sister shouted from behind, “Have you killed it?!”

Kill what?? I couldn’t even breathe—afraid that the creature might hear the sound of my breath! I didn’t run o... I took a silent reverse all the way back!.
Must be a python. How did you later handle it or how was the threat contained.
AgricultureRe: This Snake Killed Two Of Our Chickens But Was Not So Lucky by GorillaApp(m): 5:18am On Jul 04, 2025
chigoziri2403:
I have always wanted to engage in poultry farming, but the fear of snakes keep hindering my plans
How do they always know when you start rearing
Why do they keep coming @ night
They have a very keen sense of smell. Try and make your coop or cage snake-proof. They can smell egg and fowl. Anyway, every business get him own risk
PoliticsRe: Obi Raises Alarm As Someone Erects A Fence Overnight On The Demolished Building by GorillaApp(m): 5:45pm On Jun 28, 2025
helinues:
Can't this man just STFU. At least he should be logical with his talk

Someone got a court order to demolish the building that was erected illegally, after demolition, won't the person protect the said land?

Peter Obi should stop taking Nigeria for granted with his pettiness
Case is now in court. Every body should wait until the suit is determined. Don't allow hate blind you!
RomanceRe: No Everyone Goes To The Gym For The Gym - Nigeria Lady Shares Her Gym Experience by GorillaApp(m): 2:23pm On Jun 27, 2025
Juliearth:
Need I also add that gym houses have also doubled as coital trade hubs. "They" no longer stand on the road, but kit up in lewd gym wears to lure suspecting and unsuspecting clients.
A lady came to my office one day over some business transactions. She mentioned she was coming from the gym. I glanced at what she was wearing and how it accentuate her curves and back side provocatively. Long story short, she later stormed out of my office due to fact that I didn't rush to attend to her even though she saw I was attending to someone who came before her. That kind thing no dey shake me. I always believe in doing the right thing.
I later checked her background and discovered she was a coded runs girl. I just concluded that some women husband are already in trouble.
EducationRe: What Is The Name Of This Animal by GorillaApp(m): 6:10am On Jun 26, 2025
Orubebe01:
Guess this is trending too. Echeta ebewe nke mbu na naija
Chai. I love Igbo language. Painful that I can't really speak it fluently
TravelRe: Iyake Lake: The Only Lake On A Mountain In Nigeria (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:25pm On Jun 25, 2025
Jakpon:
Have you heard of the Mandara Mountain in Adamawa State?
Nigeria would have been a beautiful place to tour if not insecurity
TravelRe: Iyake Lake: The Only Lake On A Mountain In Nigeria (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:22pm On Jun 25, 2025
richiemcgold:
I've personally been to the two places I mentioned in my comment - - Oke Atan in Ikare and Omi Aopara in Idanre hill. Both of them are on the summit of a mountain. In case you don't know, idanre hill is about 8000 feet above sea level. Government has to create an artificial staircase of 660 steps before you can reach the summit. No be say dem tell me, I was there live on many occasions. I don't need google to tell me what I've seen with my koro-koro eyes. Maybe you are probably a local man who has never moved out of his immediate environment. No insult pls 🙏
No insult and you don insult am.

Is there fishes In these lake
TravelRe: Iyake Lake: The Only Lake On A Mountain In Nigeria (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:16pm On Jun 25, 2025
richiemcgold:
That's not the only lake on a mountain in Nigeria. I know of a massive mountain in ikare (oke atan) that has a massive body of water.



Yes, I've been to the one at idanre on many occasions. It is called Omi Aopara, (Thunder Water or Thunder River)
Fish dey inside?
Not enough original content
Please take a moment to write a quality post


40 character never reach
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With 1.5m That Will Be Giving Good Profit In Nigeria by GorillaApp(m): 1:58pm On Jun 25, 2025
Difrent:
He can get naija used camry 99/2000 for that price
I doubt
PoliticsRe: About 20 Soldiers Killed In Deadly Bandit Attack On Military Camp In Niger State by GorillaApp(m): 10:05am On Jun 25, 2025
kettykin:
Thanks, brother. I've been staring at the map for over four hours, and a chilling pattern is playing out ,Abuja is being systematically encircled. From Benue to Nasarawa, Plateau to Niger wave after wave of well coordinated assaults. This isn't normal banditry anymore; it looks like a deliberate siege. Nigeria seems to be drifting slowly to its own version of Afghanistan. One morning, the nation may wake up to find that the Federal Capital has quietly fallen. Compare that with the recent U.S. advisory warning its citizens to avoid military barracks... and the writing is just on the wall .
This is quite chilling!
You have just said the fact. One day they will launch a massive, well- coordinated, multi-pronged attack on Abuja and it will fall. This is an islamic siege. They know what they are doing.
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With 1.5m That Will Be Giving Good Profit In Nigeria by GorillaApp(m): 9:47am On Jun 25, 2025
Difrent:
If you don't have a car, try get a car and be doing Uber/bolt + Logistics. As a civil servant you do extra work after you close and weekends
Which good car can he buy with 1.5m


Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do With 1.5m That Will Be Giving Good Profit In Nigeria by GorillaApp(m): 9:44am On Jun 25, 2025
joskingzy:
Just go fully on goats farming or charcoal, you can lemme know if you need explanation or partnership
More details on this please

This seun 40 character sef
FamilyRe: Judge This Case If You Will Forgive This Your Wicked Father by GorillaApp(m): 4:55pm On Jun 24, 2025
PuZZyNegro:
Did his father leave any wealth for him as you expect him to leave for you? If he was born in a poor background and you are also born in the same poor background, then do what you expected him to do so your children will not be born in a poor background too.

You're blaming your father alone, what happened to your mother? She's also an adult with complete body, so she's capable of working and giving you the good life.

Sometimes people don't think. I'm sure you're an adult already so get up and create the life you desire and stop blaming your father.
just leave him alone. like my friend Omoness will say, wetin make papa no fit build house go reach pikin. op, its now your turn o. prove to everyone that you are capable.
Science/TechnologyRe: Please What Kind Of Snake Is This??? (photo) by GorillaApp(m): 4:43pm On Jun 23, 2025
WowSweetGuy:
Rattle Snake. A little harmless to mankind but rats an chicken with egg is the favorite meal
Rattle snake ke? That's one massive cobra. And who said rattle snakes are harmless?
Anyway they are not endemic to Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Plateau Mob Attack: Tinubu, Uba Sani Demand Decisive Action From Mutfwang by GorillaApp(m): 4:10pm On Jun 23, 2025
Racoon:
"The government of Plateau state must take decisive action in handling these vicious cycles of violence.” Tinubu

Suddenly, a failed man that got into power via emilokan mentality is asking a state governor to play the role of the commander-in-chief while abdicating his number one constitutional responsibility for the politics of 2027.

Meanwhile, he was vehemently asking Jonathan to resign back then with gusto. However, has amass a hoarde of deadbeat mummified zombies to defend his catastrophic failures.
Can you just begin to imagine the rubbish .

Wetin be this not original content wahala? Must i write plenty before i express myself
Car TalkRe: Which Car Can Be ideally Converted To A Pick Up? by GorillaApp(op): 4:04pm On Jun 23, 2025
baconline:
Use a car that does not have a unified body . Chassis should be separate from body
Well the things to carry are crates of drinks. Won't an old Volvo 240 or 740 converted to a pickup do the trick?
Car TalkRe: Which Car Can Be ideally Converted To A Pick Up? by GorillaApp(op): 4:02pm On Jun 23, 2025
baconline:
Use a car that does not have a unified body . Chassis should be separate from body
Like trucks?

This seun new rule of original content na wahala o

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