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Nairaland / General / Re: Big Snake Seen Inside A Toilet (WC) In Ekpoma, Edo State (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:16am On Feb 08, 2023
codemaniacs:







There are cobras in Africa and there are definitely King Cobras in Africa...

Barely looking at the images of the cobras in Africa and the so called king cobra you can tell they're the same thing just that in one continent one is called king cobra and in another continent the same cobra is called forest cobra....

It's the same as saying there's no word known as "colour" in the U.S but "color"..
Wrong
Do a research and you will find they are under different genus( classification)

A king cobra is the only specie of cobras that eats other snakes

Nairaland / General / Re: Big Snake Seen Inside A Toilet (WC) In Ekpoma, Edo State (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:15am On Feb 08, 2023
codemaniacs:







There are cobras in Africa and there are definitely King Cobras in Africa...

Barely looking at the images of the cobras in Africa and the so called king cobra you can tell they're the same thing just that in one continent one is called king cobra and in another continent the same cobra is called forest cobra....

It's the same as saying there's no word known as "colour" in the U.S but "color"..
Nairaland / General / Re: Big Snake Seen Inside A Toilet (WC) In Ekpoma, Edo State (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 6:53pm On Feb 07, 2023
officialwdhtv:


U must be kidding me brought

He is correct. No king cobra in Africa.

India and Asian countries

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Crime / Re: Popular Hair Vendor Perry Dies Few Days To Her Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 5:01pm On Feb 07, 2023
GeneralPula:

Mtchew..

Ontop a single statement, nah hin you write epistle. You’ve justified whose wailing..

Like I said, Pandora is a fraud. The girl would have died if she was in Anambra during Pandora’s tenure..

Top of it all, there won’t even be a good roads for car to have a fast drive as the road Pandora constructed had all washed off..

see wailing on top my choice. grin

i wish to see more tears from you boy
Crime / Re: Popular Hair Vendor Perry Dies Few Days To Her Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 4:58pm On Feb 07, 2023
DrAkpamudehe:


I am from Agulu the same village as Obi. Peter Obi is the dullest presidential candidate. He is just being overhyped

says the man from the north grin

just a bit more tears and the drum will be filled
Crime / Re: Popular Hair Vendor Perry Dies Few Days To Her Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 4:57pm On Feb 07, 2023
dat9jaguy:



Yes to each man, his own but Peter Obi is still incompetent. No arguments, no capping but Peter Obi is the worst presidential candidate in this election circle.

just see the bitter tears they are crying on top my choice grin
Business / Re: Bank Staff Escape Angry Customers By Using The Back Fence To Exit Bank by GorillaApp(m): 9:58am On Feb 07, 2023
habsydiamond:
Buhari has done it again.. he has brought another crisis that ought not to be with is new currency.. na all this man's administration get kleg both in the past and present.
There is an evil omen of hunger, chaos and destruction following that man. A demon of evil just dey follow this man upandan. One person, two dispensation, different era and one same result!

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Crime / Re: Popular Hair Vendor Perry Dies Few Days To Her Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 9:51am On Feb 07, 2023
GeneralPula:

Imagine the man was in Anambra when Pandora was ruling.
Obi is not perfect. He is not a saint by any standard. But given the calibre of people contesting alongside with him, I will pick Obi again and again.

Tinubu.astute, brilliant man. I would have voted for him if this was 10 or 20 years ago but the Tinubu of today is gone. He is suffering from Alzheimer / dementia and also too frail for the rigours of office. Also add that to the excess baggage of being a drug runner and an embezzler of Lagos fund.


Atiku is just a big scammer and a crook. He should remain in Dubai.

Last shot: every man will make their choice. I have made mine base on information available to me. You should also make yours instead of wailing, urchinating and lamenting over my post grin

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Explains Reason For "Low Key" Campaign Rally In Katsina by GorillaApp(m): 7:43am On Feb 07, 2023
othermen:
How can you even have political rallies with the situation of things in the country??


That said, in states like Katsina, what matters is the recruitment of the political elites. If the Yaradua matriarch or the emir endorses you or some imams, they are more than sufficient. The grassroots listens.

In the south, there is a want of leadership. Obasanjo is so off. He sacrificed his political influence just to get rid of Jonathan.

Now, his endorsements means absolutely nothing. No one takes him seriously or court his support. No one is voting for Peter Obi because Obasanjo said they should. In Obasanjo voting unit, his anointed candidate would not even win.

The same with Jonathan, becoming an errand boy for Buhari. All of them, contributing their quota to the woes Nigerians experienced during the Buhari administration.

Killings in the north are no longer newsworthy. You know how many vigilantes died only in a day last week? Yet the news media can only give them less than a minutes, because such disasters have become the norm, economic woes is the norm, suffering is the norm.

Obasanjo should know better, that Buhari wasn’t a better alternative to Jonathan. Obasanjo could have helped out, by using his intelligence to identify that the northern elites in Jonathan’s administration were frustrating his campaign against insecurity, but never, he was key to throwing Jonathan under the train.

Obasanjo even now, does nothing else for Peter Obi. He has no structural resources to back up his endorsements of Obi. If Obasanjo was smart, he could have built a cult following, that would have sustained his influence on this country, but he traded all that to bring down Jonathan and did so in very uncharacteristic manner.

Those that matter in Katsina are not like Obasanjo. They would not even address our conventional media in their endorsement. All is done within, and yet more than anybody else, they court the most significant political positions in the country.

Katsina outing is good if you win the Yaradua matriarch over.
Quite revealing.

When you say matriarch, are you referring to the late president's wife?
Does she hold such political clout?
I'm curious

Alright. U just saw a thread on this now. The matriarch refers to the mother.

But my second question still remains. does she command such following?
Crime / Re: Popular Hair Vendor Perry Dies Few Days To Her Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 5:31am On Feb 07, 2023
dat9jaguy:



You were making sense until your final statement. You are contradicting yourself by saying choose wisely and choose Peter Obi. Peter Obi and wisely are two very opposite things.
To each man, his own!
I'm not here to argue with anyone. I have studied all the candidates. None is a saint but amongst them all, PO is way better. EOD.
Goodbye

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Programming / Re: I Asked Chatgpt To Write A Poem About Nairaland. Here's The Output by GorillaApp(m): 7:57pm On Feb 06, 2023
PPIA:


It does. But you will have to break up your thesis into parts and feed it information bit by bit.

E go write am for you finish aswear
Are you serious?
Na demon dey behind the thing? grin

I don dey fear o

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Lands In Kwara State For His Presidential Campaign Rally (Pics) by GorillaApp(m): 4:39pm On Feb 06, 2023
Domipraiz:
My president
I was there live
God bless you. Keep the fire burning
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Lands In Kwara State For His Presidential Campaign Rally (Pics) by GorillaApp(m): 4:37pm On Feb 06, 2023
BATified2023:
u igbos will cry fire

U are already crying grin
Programming / Re: I Asked Chatgpt To Write A Poem About Nairaland. Here's The Output by GorillaApp(m): 2:09pm On Feb 06, 2023
Abeg wetin be this chstgpt.

Can it write thesis for someone

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Crime / Re: Popular Hair Vendor Perry Dies Few Days To Her Wedding by GorillaApp(m): 1:41pm On Feb 06, 2023
Too bad.

Life is very ephemeral.

May her soul rest in peace

Yesterday I watched a program where a man walking on the street had a cardiac arrest and fell to his knees. Two passerbys quickly put a call to emergency response. they came some minutes later and tried for over 8 minutes to restart his heart that has stopped working.

Later on, they installed a small defribillator to his heart to give the heart a weak charge each time it stops.
After leaving the hospital, He had four of such cardiac arrest and was saved by the device positioned in his heart.

He was saved because he was staying in an environment that works. if it was Nigeria, he would have died. No argument.

Nigerians, let stand up and do the right thing this time. That man survived because he was in a functional environment.

Choose wisely. Choose PO

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Politics / Re: They Have Left Tinubu Behind Oo, Watch This Video by GorillaApp(m): 6:52am On Feb 05, 2023
The race is between PO and Atiku



PO for president!

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Celebrities / Re: Mum Had 2 Kids Before Marrying My Dad, Then Married Another Man With Her 7 Kids by GorillaApp(m): 6:46am On Feb 05, 2023
Their headache.


Not enough reason to be hoeing around lawani

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Politics / Re: 5 Types Of Nigerians During This Naira Scarcity – Which One Are You? by GorillaApp(m): 6:38am On Feb 05, 2023
Well my bae is a banker. I'm covered grin

Also have a friend who owns a shop in the market.
Na dem dey run am for me
Education / Re: Okorocha's Wife Graduates From Imsu With A PhD by GorillaApp(m): 6:34am On Feb 05, 2023
I can see my former boss in the background
Politics / Re: MC Oluomo Writes INEC To Allow Him Transport Election Materials by GorillaApp(m): 8:56pm On Feb 04, 2023
mightyhaze:
Goat dey look after yam? grin
Someone should Photoshop the infinity logo and cap on this Bat. I want to be sure
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Please Help Me Decide On This Present Job Offer by GorillaApp(m): 7:45pm On Feb 04, 2023
VeryWickedSimp:


Huge red flags!! ⚠️

1. It is a one man business. Trouble!!
2. He/she will owe you salary, manipulate and abuse you till you question your sanity.
3. No heirarchy nor structure which is obvious in paragraph 2 means ordinary cleaner can endear herself to the boss and Bleep you up.
4. They will not pay you anything no matter what you do. They will always find an excuse to ensure you don't ever meet up to that target and activate the salary.
5. Eventually, you will be fired or worse still, accused of stealing/fraud.

Advice: Stay where you are and keep applying. Don't contact them again, don't negotiate. The more you negotiate the more convinced you will be about their scam.


OR
You can defy me and return here to create a wailing thread in 2 months time. Just make sure to mention me so I can laugh well.

Oh you read the letter?
I didn't even read it before arriving at the conclusion that op will cry bitter tears if he port to new company.
Op, I take everything you hold dear beg you, don't go.
I don talk my own finish

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Politics / Re: How True Are El-Rufai's Several Claims On Channels TV Interview? - Fact Check by GorillaApp(m): 7:31pm On Feb 04, 2023
Ayosman1:
What concern landmass with election, does landmass translate to development. I'm not an Igbo confirm Okpe man from the great Urhobo ethnicNationality. But with all honesty of purpose, the Igbos are one of the most successful tribe in Nigeria today. The Yorubas are not even as successful as the Igbos. That short Governor should go and sit down, a man who could protect indigenous Southern Kaduna Christians that sworn to protect

Oshare wadoo!
Politics / Re: How True Are El-Rufai's Several Claims On Channels TV Interview? - Fact Check by GorillaApp(m): 7:21pm On Feb 04, 2023
AntonVince:
Why the need to fact-check an age-long fallacy being regurgitated by one hate-filled religious bigot in the first place?
The pathetic imp should simply have been left alone to wallow in his grand delusion till the reality hits him next month.
It is necessary to do so my bro.
If a lie is told too often and not refuted it begins to resemble the truth.

Some people who are not aware can see it as a fact

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu Reacts To His Wife's Allegations (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 1:45pm On Feb 04, 2023
doggedfighter:
A lot is really going on in this family.



There are factions.

I think Mr ibu didn't plan his life and family well and it's coming to bite him now.

Even those his sons are not even too happy with him but every one dey hustle dem share and gats to act cool.



I think the issue here is that the wife wants him and his money for herself and her children but it it's not working reason for the blackmail.

Madam , he already had his hands and nests full before you came in so forget that garagara.


He has 14 CHILDREN and I am not sure he's as active and as rich as he used to be. So this means trouble. undecided

Jasmine seems to have so much power and say in his affairs and family. I don't know why.



In the first video the wife posted I didn't see Mr ibu assault the wife. That video was cut and joined. A blackmail tool !



For a quiet and peaceful old age every man should avoid plenty women and children.

I am sad for Ibu !
Your last sentence is gold. Every man, try and prepare your nest for old age your wife fit no reason you, even your children

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Crime / Re: Court Remands Man For Sexually Molesting Toddler In Ondo by GorillaApp(m): 1:39pm On Feb 04, 2023
aidameoryou:
I don go collect my PVC today, one vote in the bag for P.O
Stop playing!!!
God bless you!
Let save this sinking ship called Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu's Wife Accuse Him Of Manhandling Her, Not Paying School Fees by GorillaApp(m): 11:25am On Feb 04, 2023
Sucre6:



Lols, i am an igbo bro, I understand everything he said, he's clearly angry, you could say stuff when u are angry, but he didn't hit her, though he was saying he's going to do something to her that would surprise her, but of cos u don't judge without hearing the two sides of the story.

E be like woman never act drama for your head Nah why u dey talk like this. Just wait until u hear the full gist.

Post the full video on google drive if there was any violence in the video, else just stop
Don't mind all these small children. I don't waste my time on them. Women are sly and very deceptive. You can also add manipulative.

I heard one woman ranting that the man doesn't take care of them or pay school fees until the man brought out receipts and tons of account statement and the f00lish woman went mute. And so many persons have been castigating the Man.
Whenever I hear a woman says he doesn't take care of us, I always take that information with a pinch of salt. I have seen several cases that turned out to be a lie. In some case, maybe he wasn't giving enough, but who even give enough these days? Can you ever satisfy any woman with giving?
I have nothing against women but I like being balanced

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi In Town Hall Meeting With The Business Community by GorillaApp(m): 7:20pm On Feb 03, 2023
Man on fire!

Ride on sir.

Solidly behind you. Me, my family my clan, friends and even my village stand for your back.
Politics / Re: Ayo Adebanjo: If Obi Loses, A Christian Southerner May Never Be President Again by GorillaApp(m): 12:21pm On Feb 03, 2023
PointZerom:


If an elder speaks to you in parables and you demand for explanation, the dowry paid on your mother's head was in vain - Igbo Proverb.

It's either they are northerners hiding under the umbrella of the west or they are just plain stewpid

Adebanjo's word is loaded with several hidden meaning. These are folks who are connected and have their ears to the ground. For making this comments, he must have heard something
Politics / Re: Get Me The Most Intelligent And Ardent Tinubu Supporter Lets Debate by GorillaApp(m): 6:53am On Feb 03, 2023
Shots fired!!! grin


Ihordspy, tinubuadvocate, zulum500 freestuffNG, .
Oya make Una come defend Una lord and master.
The gauntlet has been dropped!

Gbagam! Round 1

Fight!!! grin

Let me sit at ring side for an interesting convo

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Politics / Re: A White Lady On Tiktok Looking For A Townhall Different From Balablu by GorillaApp(m): 11:37am On Feb 02, 2023
Goodlady:
This girl's crazy.
She should order for Balablue Vodka where she ll get high and enter the town hall different from balablu, blublu, bulaba, shedi balabala! 😆 😂 😂

On a serious note, I need to be blunt with the bros below:
Are you an Igboman or a sponsored snake from the north? Cos no sane Igboman ll type this.
To answer your question, will Igbos vote Obi if he's a Yoruba man?
The problem is the north's born to rule mentality that's making them queue behind a thief hiding in PDP for president.
I m looking forward ⏩ to a collabo of Igbos and Yorubas. It has never happened and it can happen.
The last picture cracked me up. Nigerians are crazy aswear grin

Na the economy no good, if not Nigeria would have been a fun place to live with our penchant for jokes and happiness

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