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CoronaVirusPro:
What fvckin makes you think I am not there!

Then shut up and fight. Lob enough grenade towards Israel and stop disturbing with you dvmbfvck comment everyday

CoronaVirusPro:



Fvck Israel!

Why not join Hamas or Hezbollah on the war front. They need you there so badly. No need screaming fvck Israel as both sides can't hear you

phantom:
I remember.. 1993.. even Apiti of Rumueme was fingered in it.. crazy times 😂
His wife smuggled in assassins who butchered and dismembered him.m
It was horrible!

His wife killed him? Very serious

vivian5000:
So I got to the medical stage of both the UBA and First Bank 2024 graduate Trainee, and am confused on which to go with.

It’s has proven to be a difficult decision at the moment.

I would appreciate any advice from experienced bankers or people who have experienced any or both banks.

Help this little one make a decision.

Thanks

First Bank for two reasons.
UBA will throw you to marketing with huge target. First most likely will take you to operations.

Also first Bank has a name that opens door better than UBA. While I was there, the name commands respect. It will be easier to market just in case na marketing then put you

Lastly, after working for a while, you can port easily to other banks to gain promotion. That's how an my niggahs who were RM I ln first Bank moved to other banks as BM
Enuf said. Follow your mind

ecomalchemistt:
If you never get poster of LUDACRIS, 50 cent and CRAIG DAVID for your shop , na low patronage ooo.. no dull am.



If you are looking to start a Gadgets and Accessories business and you need contacts of legit suppliers of Uk used phones, laptops and accessories… reach out.

u na boss. go chat u

NwaAmaikpe:




Women will forever remain a wonder.
Some things about them start to make sense and just when you are almost certain of your mastery, they get you totally confused again.

Isn't it ironic that if Janice Combs were 40 or 50 years younger, she'd be considered an evening newspaper, but here is an 84year old looking like a bestselling Encyclopedia.
Just like wine, women get better with age.

But not our Naija women.

Those ones will only take care of themselves to get a man, and once they've gotten one, all the effort ends. Fashion vanishes, they'd ditch fancy lingerie for wrappers and Adieu Papa tshirts.
Some won't bathe except when on their periods, others will perpetually wear wigs on unkempt hair and the very majority of them have bulgy shapeless tummy.

With the girdles, tights and all, it is faster for a mechanic to couple a new engine than for a man to undreśs a fully dressed Naija woman.

You can't eat six wraps of fufu with two bottles of orobo Pepsi and watch Zeeworld all day in bed then expect a waist trainer to do magic.

I don't blame them, I blame our men and it's just a shame that Nigerian men have no taste; anything goes for them and that's why Nigerian women can't be bothered.

There are some pregnant women I've seen and wondered if it was truly a man that impregnated them or it was artificial insemination.

God knows that I'd rather mastùrbate than cavort with a lady of low sex appeal.
If an 84year old still endeavors to look sex appealing, Hanty, what's your own excuse?

With that said, the one thing I know about women is that there's something in every woman that makes them special to at least one person, woman-centric me.

You almost made me burst out in laughter in the presence of my pastor and other church excos

Ok

1x2x3:
All these July 02, 2024 mass accounts

That dolt you quoted, Cyrusvi is a loss to his parents and generation. I no dey bother quote people like that.
I will never be poor to the point where my conscience can be bought to twist glaring fact

Tayorshd87:
To me you dipped yourself into trouble how can u marry a man of 5 children 😲😳

And u are happy u are married .

And u are so young
Yet he met u in 100 level

Abeg use scope they lie na and if not lie
Then you'd put yourself into unlimited troubles .

Mtheew

That's irrelevant now. No need casting blames as the deed is done. Stories like these ain't impossible.

Yinabim:
I’m rounding up in December by Gods grace.
We’ve not found a will.

You won't find a will. It doesn't work that way. Did your husband have a lawyer or his businesses have legal representative? Upon his demise, they should reach out to you and the family.
My sincere condolences.
Thank God you decided to take the offer to study abroad. It's a big lifeline. Get the succour that your family will provide

You still have an advantage. Go and learn a skill

naptu2:
Now let me tell you something that you don't know and I will only say this once.

I post what ever I want to post, but people like you want to dictate to me what I should post or not post. You know the good thing

I don't give a shit about APC, PDP, LP, QRZ or WYP. I don't give a shit about Tinubu, Atiku, Kwankwaso, Obi or any of them.

I do not give a damn whether you like my post or not, that means nothing to me

I couldn't care less whether you are convinced about anything, that is your personal problem

BUT NOBODY, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WILL DETERMINE FOR ME WHAT I WILL POST

I don't care whether you like or hate what I post, I will post what I want to post and there's nothing you can do about it.

You guys are the ones that worship politicians, are hung up about ethnicity and religion, I couldn't give a damn.

Therefore, if you think you can dictate what I post, then I will use you for my entertainment and there's nothing you can do about it.

You can get angry, you can quote me from morning till night, you can fume and foam, I couldn't give a damn, I will use you to have fun.

You are mistaken here. You see everything you posted up there? That's me you are talking about. I don't give two sh*t about anybody. I'm my own government. Enuf said!
Have a great day brother

naptu2:
Hide what? What have I ever hidden?

Naptu my man. Always love you posts about the good ol' life. But you are increasingly becoming an APC apologist. It's your choice though. Beautiful day my brother

naptu2:
Which type of cause?

You no dey hide am again. It's good

Na to sue the church

FxMasterz:
Ignorant gorilla. You know you've lost the argument! Apologize for your errors!

Jesus was sent only to Israel. He had no need to travel around 172 nations like these people do. Yes, Jesus told us we would do.greater works (in scope as He had only 3 years of ministry) than himself. Paul travelled only few nations and had to constantly be in ships. Even Jesus Christ used boats between states and suburbs.

Go and sit down!

so Jesus told your so called Daddy G.O to cover the whole world abi? as if there are no other competent humans in other countries to work in Gods vineyard over there. you are just a piece of garbage no need talking to you

FxMasterz:
You're stupider than I thought.

If invitations alone take so much of their time, your empty head has not considered conflict resolutions in various countries where they have branches, crusades in various nations, friends, ordinations and church commissioning in various nations, etc in addition to invitations. You're just too empty headed.

i can see you are some of the few f00ls these merchants on the pulpits have taken their touch for genuine knowledge of the things of God away, i repeat again, no pastor needs a private a private jet. forget all the bvllshit you are spewing from your mouth. ask yourself one critical question, if Jesus was to happen on our world today like he did years ago, will he get a private jet? why didn't he travel with fine horses and chariots in his time. didn't he have so many places to go or things to do in far flung places on earth? who are and your pastors emulating?
do they need to travel by planes? yes. do they need private jets? no! why? because there are more important things to do with the money. touching lives and helping rhe poor is more important than flying private jets, that's what Jesus would do, help the poor.
dont quote me again in your ignorance

FxMasterz:
In ministry, when you're invited to minister, o boy, you can't delegate. It's you the people what to see, not your designate. You're just ignorant.

so all their movement is on invitation. you are just plain stewpid

FxMasterz:
A lot of people talk very ignorantly, and sin without knowing it.

The works these General Overseers do are quite enormous. They have appointments, speaking engagements, meetings and other occasional urgencies in several nations each week. Sometimes, two appointments in two different nations in one day. They fly to Germany in the morning for a meeting and by evening are in the United Kingdom for a preaching engagement while also needing to rush back home same night to prepare for an important service on the morrow.

They're not getting jets for luxury but to enable them accomplish more, enjoy easier navigations around the world and prolong their lives in spite of their heavy schedules.

Rubbish.

Have you heard the word, 'to delegate before?
they can't be everywhere and do everything. jesus did not cover the whole world. he delegated you and i to do so.

LilNetty:
yoruba

as a man, stand resolute by any decision u take. don't let anyone push you around or else na dat leg dem go take follow you. I'm not saying you should be a brute or beast but be firm. don't allow anyone disrespect you or your family, never. someone i know is suffering from this mistake and that marriage is heading down hill because guy man just wake up from his slumber and realized that the bride and her family see him and his family as a piece of shiit.

Michelle55:
Are guys not tired of this public proposal stunts? They should give it a rest, and do it indoors. If she accepts, good and if she rejects at least you won't be publicly embarrassed. 😏

i lie down ontop bed do my own. shikena!

LilNetty:
When they ask me I told them I will do it later after the marriage they said no that they must do all at once and they told me if we won’t be doing it that my wife to be won’t be changing her name.

which tribe is your girl

LilNetty:
Please I need your candid advice.

My wedding is coming up in some months and I need your advice. My fiancé and her family are insisting on court wedding which I don’t want to object to. I should have moved on but she pregnant. What can I do?

insist on your ground

Zonefree:
So, these little boys are kidnappers? In 5 years to come, Northern Nigeria will be a no-go zone.

they are already spreading. when they finish ravaging the north, they will cast their eyes southward and gaze at the lush vegetation, the well fed citizens-soft and plump with liquid cash...then they will pounce!

Those things are so stubborn they may even survive a nuclear bomb.

I had my own experience years back. There was this tenant that used to put his mattress behind our compound so as to soak up the sun. I never knew he was battling a bedbug scourge. One day, I decided to also put my mattress outside and made the unfortunate mistake of putting my own close to his. Terrible mistake!
Days later, we noticed we had a scallywag as guest. I came to NL and did research. Used insecticides etc no avail.
The bad thing with this infestation is that you can't ask people publicly for help.
In the end I visited one renowned chemical seller in my town. I waited till everyone has gone away from him and I approached him. He told me not to worry end mixed a cocktail of deadly chemicals till date I don't know all the different chemicals the man mixed. He advised I spray and leave the house for days.

I went home and sprayed the chemical. Omo! It was like I dropped a bomb. By the time I returned, there was nothing moving in the house. Both cockroaches, mosquitoes, even wall geckos were taken to the great beyond by this chemical.
Thank you Danatham chemicals!
That's how I escaped the bed bug invasion.

Akenzua01:
The hunter has shot himself in the leg

Pity..

The last picture depicts a million words

alabler:
The Igbo’s think they are smart! They ignited this anti-Tinubu protest under the pretence of hardship protest online, after it has gained momentum on/offline, they left it to their useful idiots(In Israel’s Netanyahu word’s)in the SouthWest, North & SS to carry on self-destruct!

You sense is under your toe. So sowore and the northern youths who have been calling for protest are now Igbos? Truly, you brain is buried inside your anus right from the beginning Igbos have maintained that they wouldn't join the protest and they kept to it. But in your hatred, you can't sleep until you have mentioned igbo in this matter. Continue to stew in pains

sIfioksq:
What a sight to behold! A woman with an empty pot joining the protest in Ojota. This is what we call a grand show of desperation.

While some are genuinely hungry for change, others are merely hungry for attention. The empty pot is a perfect metaphor for the empty promises these protests bring.

Instead of uniting to build, we are busy parading our woes for the world to see. When will we learn that no amount of noise will fill those pots if the leaders remain deaf to our cries?

Thunder fia your head there. Caterpillar climb your left ball. Look at that woman's face again and see the pain and hopelessness etched all over that face. Look at how scrawny and worn out she has become with worry and struggling.
How many times have the people cried for these thieving politicians to do the right thing? Do they ever listen? You come here come dey speak hot air
In fact let me pray for you. I lay a curse on you this afternoon. May your life be empty as that pot. May poverty cling to your bones like dry rags.
May your pocket be continually empty and may you call with no one to answer. So shall it be. Iseee!
Since you feel say na Bollywood movie then dey act.
Thunder fia your left ball again
If you like call mods to come ban me

TimeManager:
I thought ibos said they aren't interested in protest but you find them from thread to thread cheering on the protests. They are hiding behind the northerners.

-Kiss the truth!

yes, they are cheering the protest. thats the only way to do. or do you want them to come out and you wicked folks turn it around and say dey want to take over lagos/ abuja and nigeria?
cunning man die, cunning man bury am! go figure!

victorDanladi:
No protest is happening in Igbo land.


They are all on social media cheering other people and their people in other states on while they kept there own region calm.


YORUBAS are big FOOLS!....BIG ONE!

You are stewpid. When igbos protest now Una go say dem wan take over the country. It's better dey stay away. I have told all my people to stay away