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FoodRe: Why Is No Body Talking About Pepper? See Pepper N200 by GorillaApp(m): 1:08pm On May 24, 2024
agadez007:
Gotv is now 50,000+,he can go learn engineering and make his own Cable tv

APC people and excuses for their failure of a brother
Can you imagine the nonsense? I should also go and manufacture fuel and build a modular refinery in my backyard.
Its crazy how these APC folks reason
PhonesRe: What Is Tapswap? Why Nigerians Are Tapping Their Phone Screens by GorillaApp(m): 4:06pm On May 23, 2024
Akwamkpuruamu:
Na escape route to poverty naa. But naija wan crash their system
Can you explain this. Phenomenon? Let me shoot you a PM
PropertiesRe: How Do I Deal With This Type Of Neighbor by GorillaApp(m): 4:00pm On May 23, 2024
JaySmart4422:
Yes it has
Then ignore them. Insult cannot cut your skin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits 'Saving Little Hearts Program' At Cardiocare Hospital, Abuja by GorillaApp(m): 1:58pm On May 22, 2024
Coolsat:
I find it hard to believe this man is what people think he is. Atleast we should have heard of his doings as governor.
Hmmm I don't fall for deceits easily
Google is your friend. You can research his antecedent from years back
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits 'Saving Little Hearts Program' At Cardiocare Hospital, Abuja by GorillaApp(m): 1:56pm On May 22, 2024
bigdammyj:
Noted.

Why was he not doing these immediately he left office.
Go and verify. Obi has been doing this from time immemorial. Google is your friend.
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 1:41pm On May 22, 2024
VanuatuWycombe:
Though you have a lower CGPA in your undergrad but doesn’t stop you from being considered for admission.
You may only be out on waiting list or eventually not get admitted, if more applicants have better grades and have completely taken over all slots meant for that course.
Thank you so much
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 9:33pm On May 21, 2024
VanuatuWycombe:
Don’t use your MSc to apply for another MSc program in a Scandinavian country. There’s a rule against that. Check well and you would know.
You have to set aside your MSc, to be able to apply for another MSc there. Fact-check this, please.

So, don’t apply for the same MSc you have studied in Nigeria with your Nigerian MSc. They believe you are jeopardizing other applicants’ chances of being selected.

Better use your BSc and apply for MSc, in the same field, for you to be considered.
They will go through your academic transcripts to see if you have studied relevant courses at undergraduate level before you could be considered for admission.
Oh really! Never knew this. My decision stems from the fact that the CGPA from my master's degree is much higher ( 4.00) while my BSc was 2.96. Will this 2.96 Stand a chance?
This is the beauty of this thread. We are learning daily
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TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 1:09pm On May 21, 2024
Wrap46:
Nah you don’t have to shoot me a PM you can ask anything on here and I’m
Sure the experts on here will answer in due time.
the information might not be for general consumption, but its alright
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 10:59am On May 21, 2024
Wrap46:
Okay seems like you have it all figured out I’m sure you will do fine.

Buh abeg ooo the tuition for post grad school in Sweden will get you to those other countries tho, just saying.

In all, I hope you pull through with your plan 🙏🏾


Oh I should also note that Sweden isn’t really the best place as an immigrant if you can’t communicate in Swedish. People don’t really speak abt their horrible experiences on here. I believe there is a guy on here who shared some lights abt real life reality in Sweden.

Do have a look on the previous page and be very prepared before moving to sverige.
Thank you so much. Appreciate your honest advice. I have not gotten everything figured out my bro.
I'm here so that legends like you can guide a brother. I will take to you advice and reassess my position.
Can I shoot you a PM pls?
PoliticsRe: Student Loan: 1.2 Million Beneficiaries Listed As Scheme Begins Friday by GorillaApp(m): 9:39am On May 21, 2024
Fatbam005:
why not ask Shettima
Your f00lishness is like peak milk....it's in you
PoliticsRe: Davido Visits The FCT Minister, Wike In His Abuja Residence by GorillaApp(m): 9:36am On May 21, 2024
EnglandAmaka:
Depends on your budget. There are ones for 2.5k, 5k, others will go as high as 50k.

Depends on what you want actually
Thanks bro.
Budget is around 15-20k
PoliticsRe: Student Loan: 1.2 Million Beneficiaries Listed As Scheme Begins Friday by GorillaApp(m): 7:03am On May 21, 2024
I hope it's not mismanaged


Btw, I need information on how much it will cost to travel from Warri to Enugu and will also need recommendations for a nice, modest hotel in Enugu.
PoliticsRe: Davido Visits The FCT Minister, Wike In His Abuja Residence by GorillaApp(m): 7:01am On May 21, 2024
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Because he is working!

When you see a leader looking fresher and younger that person is not working 90% of the time
You make me laugh! A very ludicrous assertion. It's not that. Most likely, his penchant for drinking spirits and gin.
I liked the fact that he was pragmatic and built infrastructures during his time as governor but I don't subscribe to his recent antics with his state governor
PoliticsRe: Davido Visits The FCT Minister, Wike In His Abuja Residence by GorillaApp(m): 6:48am On May 21, 2024
Why is wike aging fast?

Btw, I get two questions. How much from Warri to Enugu and can someone recommend a good, modest hotel in Enugu GRA?
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Lacks Knowledge On The 3 Arms Of Government by GorillaApp(m): 6:41am On May 21, 2024
Bleating Omokri!


Abeg I need a good hotel in Enugu, near peacock GRA
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyi Show Love And Support To The Family Of Late Mr Ibu by GorillaApp(m): 6:36am On May 21, 2024
Noted
CelebritiesRe: Social Media Influencer, Onlyonekesh Involved In A Car Accident by GorillaApp(m): 6:33am On May 21, 2024
Booze, speed and recklessness!
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 6:20am On May 21, 2024
Wrap46:
Why putting yourself into such a stressful situation especially when you have a family. Why not move to those countries you mentioned earlier. Why moving to Sweden and then other country?
Its stressful alone as a citizen of Sweden and you will be moving with student visa with a limited work hrs lmao 🤣

I’m sure it’s doable tho but plan well. No too reason my matter I’m Nigerian swedish with dual nationality.


Plan well..
Moving to Sweden seems more tenable than other locations at the moment that's why I want to land in Sweden first. Once I'm done with my MSc, can start looking for PhD scholarship elsewhere but this plan is not cast in bronze and can be adjusted. Nothing is fixed.
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 1:50am On May 21, 2024
Lionize:
A piece of advice for you intending to go to Sweden for studies, and you will live in Stockholm. Pay your fees as early as you can and start processing your accommodation early. You won't know what God has done for you if you move straight from Nigeria to Sweden and into your student apartment. If not, then you may have no peace until you get your own accommodation. My eyes saw my eyes for some months before I settled in, it is so so destabilizing.

Let me hint you: One landlord I lived in his house gave me numerous rules, one of which include not cooking in the apartment after 8pm. Now if you go to school from morning to around 2, 3 or 4pm, and then go to work, to close from work around 10pm, sorry will be your case if you don't plan.

This is just a piece of advice, especially if you will be studying in Stockholm.
Nwanne God bless you for all these advice you are dishing out. More grease to your elbow. I dropped a PM
TravelRe: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by GorillaApp(m): 1:22am On May 21, 2024
Wrap46:
Hi everyone 😊


Didn’t know this forum is still on 😃

I’m away from Sweden and living in Australia now 😃

Feel free to ask me anything regarding sverige and I will bluntly tell you the honest truth 😃
Congratulations bro
I'm new on this thread and know little about Sweden. I have an MSc in environmental quality management from a Nigerian university and considering applying to an MSc programme in Sweden. From reading a few posts here, I'm beginning to surmise that Sweden is a nice place.
My madam has said so many nice things too
My plan was to do an MSc and then look for fully funded scholarship to the US, Canada or Australia. I will need a kind-hearted brother to help with valuable information and suggestions, most especially if my plan above is not the best.
Tnx in anticipation
CelebritiesRe: Your First Salary Belongs To Your Father, Not Pastor - Actor Kanayo by GorillaApp(m): 12:47pm On May 10, 2024
DaddyGngeess:
I am sending this to my son now
my mother helped me do this to my Dad. she sounded it into my sub-conscious. God bless her.
TravelRe: Moment A Nigerian Lady Receives Her Kids & Husband In Canada (pics/video) by GorillaApp(m): 5:10pm On May 09, 2024
uchman:
She no too send her husband, na her kids be her priority.
you are a badt guy grin

i noticed that too
PropertiesRe: Notice To Quit by GorillaApp(m): 2:30pm On May 07, 2024
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garriAndsugar:
I am also into legal system and the same thing you're saying it's what of the tenants said, where's he now?

Out of the house, I served him 6months, one week notice of owner recovery and told him to prepare for court. He begged and left the apartment.
go and ask your school to refund your money. a quit notice cannot run concurrently with his rent. when his rent expires then you can give him the quit notice.

cc alphanugget
EducationRe: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by GorillaApp(m): 12:15pm On May 07, 2024
Amotolongbo:
Nigeria!

The Colleges of Education have the least UTME cut off mark. This means the olodos are the ones sent to the Colleges of Education.

Even in the Universities, the least UTME scorers are packed and dumped in the Faculties of Education. Students who could not cope in their respective courses are also transferred to the Faculty of Education.

And we want the best teachers to graduate and teach our children?
omoh na true o! never seen it from this angle
BusinessRe: Which Business Can I Start With 200k by GorillaApp(m): 5:32pm On Apr 30, 2024
ecomalchemist:
lol, are you doing business because you like it or you intend to solve a problem and make profit off it, which one ?
you are an astute businessman a good man. I will reach out to you shortly.
AgricultureRe: (graphic Photos) Snake I Killed On My Way To Farm by GorillaApp(m): 4:58pm On Apr 30, 2024
ifinger:
It's not a viper ! But a cobra a viper has a depression between its head like a small pit that is what distinguishes all viper
that snake is a viper. take a look at the skin, it seems scaly.
cobras have a smoother skin.
AgricultureRe: (graphic Photos) Snake I Killed On My Way To Farm by GorillaApp(m): 4:56pm On Apr 30, 2024
that's a viper for sure. can't tell which species though but from the color it seems you are based in the north?
PoliticsRe: Man Challenged IPOB Commander, As Security Agents Raid ESN Major Camp (video) by GorillaApp(m): 2:17pm On Mar 26, 2024
Bookhub:
IPOB is a guerrilla group ,they will always hide and attack by surprise it is a war tactic, this is because they are smaller in size and less equipped compared to Nigerian army they are facing,in guerrilla war a personell can never come out to face the larger enemy directly they will be annihilated and that defeats their objective it's just common sense. in war do all you have to do to achieve your objective even if it means acting like a coward . great generals in history like tSan zu of China and guo yan jaap of vietnam use this tactics and it worked excellently ,Nigerian army do not understand the different types of warfare I believe that's why they struggle.
you are knowledgeable. in the 60s america rushed to war thinking they will crush vietnam but they left after 3 ytears without crushing vietnam. it was a costly war but the vietnam was not defeated. same thing happened in Afghanistan. the U.S Left without winning. most people on nairaland are children though
HealthRe: Man Swallows Phone To Prevent Wife From Reading His Texts: Ends Up In Hospital by GorillaApp(m): 12:58pm On Mar 26, 2024
LordIsaac:
The question is why do cheating men (who are “bread and tea winners in their homes”) fear their wives so much that they do funny things to avoid being caught? I have noticed, however, that it is not really the case if the woman is the “bread and tea winner” and the cheat! What does that say about men?
this man is the king of Morons. i can never put my life in danger because of a woman. instead of me to swallow that phone, you go see wetin dey inside and your body go come down. highest na to pack ur bag and go
Car TalkRe: How Do You Hold Your Steering Wheel While Driving? by GorillaApp(m): 2:35pm On Mar 23, 2024
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
As the spirit leads...

I could assume any position depending on the terrain, my speed, environment and traffic flow.

In a typical December traffic where an inch of space is precious, I retract my side mirrors and assume the last position while sitting bolt upright.

The topmost right hand side position is far too awkward.
I would never descend that low, on my sworn honour.
na the last position before the correct one be my style, dem don complain tire
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 2:27pm On Mar 23, 2024
Kehl:
Bro did you find any solution, I'm in exact same situation. Network is great just outside but in the house it's not even available at all.
sorry i didn't see your message on time. I later found out glo has better reception so I am managing it, though in my quest for solution I was told there is as network booster that can boost signal though power must be supplied to it for smooth operations.
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by GorillaApp(m): 3:57pm On Mar 02, 2024
Topman7:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuxuMhQX0AAZ_rT.jpg
where be this. I will coming to uyo this year. can't wait

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