Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 1:24am On Sep 03, 2023 |
Just felt I should drop this here in the event that someone will have a solution....
I recently moved to a new area and I have been battling with the issue of poor network signal for surfing the net. love the neighborhood. It's nice, quiet and secured but the network signal inside my house is so poor. I will have to come out to my verandah or the road to access the internet. This is frustrating my work.
Please gurus in the house, is there any thing I can do or any device I can get to help out with this issue? Kindly help please. |
Technology Market › Help: How Do I Improve Network Signal Strength In My House. by GorillaApp(op): 1:14am On Sep 03, 2023*. Modified: 1:25am On May 21, 2024 |
I recently moved to a new area and I have been battling with this issue of surfing the net. I love the neighborhood. It's nice, quiet and secured but the network signal inside my house is so poor. I will have to come out to my balcony or the road to access the internet. This is frustrating my work.
Please gurus in the house, is there any thing I can do or any device I can get to help out with this issue? Kindly help please. |
Career › Re: Remote Workers: How Do You Cope With Foreign Accents At Work? by GorillaApp(m): 6:48am On Sep 02, 2023 |
Evestar200: Mine doesn't require speaking with anyone. unless my boss wants to speak with us and we all speak different languages. Abeg how Una dey get this online job. Helep a bro |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Someone Cast A Spell Of Death On Me As A Child by GorillaApp(m): 9:19am On Sep 01, 2023 |
EmekaStanley: If this is all you can take from the write, you may be smart but not as smart as you think Don't take his words to heart. He is a well known troll here |
Travel › Re: My Crazy Story In A Tanzania Prison by GorillaApp(m): 6:04pm On Aug 31, 2023 |
Anitatunde: Part 5 and Final.
1 week to my release date, I received various death threats from all corners. The prison warden which I slept with also started acting crazy.
The guy think say prison na my house because he was sad and convinced me to stay back, abi you Dey mad ni Omo prison warden.
How do you expect me to give up my freedom and chose to stay in prison. Since the threats was coming left and right, I had to personally request to be moved to a different prison. But it was bounced.
The night to my release was the longest night. I couldn’t sleep all night because I don’t know what’s next for me. I stayed up all night.
Finally it was day break, 6am sharp, I was called up after doing all paper works and stuff. I booked a flight straight to MMIA Lagos from my savings in prison + other money at hand.
I was to be deported immediately. Police men took me to the airport like a celebrity, stayed with me till my flight was due.
They watched me enter the ✈️. I smiled and told one of the guys “I will be back”.
The story is longer than this but I had to summarize everything. I learnt a lot of lessons in my time in Tanzania, nobody loves Nigerians. They might like our music and movies but the hatred for Nigerians is very real.
Stay safe, stay blessed and be wise. Thanks for reading. Feel free to tag nairaland mods. Wow. Quite intense. I feel your pain. It's well. Keep your heads up. Love you my sister |
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 9:31am On Aug 31, 2023 |
Uniquewise: Available
Adult bicycle
TV
Dresser
Local single burner cooker with regulator and long hose
Location: Ojodu
08059054222 No price for tv |
Agriculture › Re: A Practical Guide On How To Brood Broilers by GorillaApp(m): 8:28am On Aug 31, 2023 |
BoldBrainz: Lol. It's not that hectic. You can keep up, quite easily even. All it takes is one breeding circle and you'll get the hang of it, so long you pay attention and are committed to it. Na the committment be the problem. I'm not a stickler of routine processes. |
Agriculture › Re: A Practical Guide On How To Brood Broilers by GorillaApp(m): 6:00am On Aug 31, 2023 |
BoldBrainz: - Putting feed on the bare litter material for day old chics to "snack" on was and is a poultry practice that defies logic. If those birds were not properly vaccinated from the hatchery, you'd have had more deaths for that very mistake.
- Tray feeders are no longer advisable for brooding. The idea of chics stooling in their feed and pecking in it, is partly responsible for early coccidiosis. There are modified chic feeders that are price friendly.
- Even if electricity cannot be afforded, kerosene lamps are bad for chics. They're very contributory to Chronic respiratory disease. Small solar lights are serving that purpose now.
- You're wasting medications with the amount of water you're using for your brooding. One drinker of water is enough to meet any round of watering for all 200 chics. A tablespoon of medicine in a drinker, stirred, then shared into other drinkers can serve the purpose, since the water gets replaced three times daily.
- Your vaccination process is a bit worrisome, especially looking at that black container you're mixing it in, which is the same you use to wash drinkers. You're setting yourself up for fowl typhoid, and believe me, that's one illness that 80percent of inorganic veterinary medicines cannot treat.
- Agreeably, heat is important to regulate their temperature, but be certain to properly ventilate that brooding pen whenever the sun starts to come up. Circulation of that "smokey" heat not only causes CRD, but hampers proper growth. The law and process for this thing too much. I can't keep up 😂 |
Family › Re: How Do I Confront My Husband About This Issue? by GorillaApp(m): 5:41am On Aug 30, 2023 |
Yugoslavia247: Your marriage is about to see shege.
Do you bother about your husband sexual feeling the same way you bother about him cheating on you.
Most times that's what you all do.
Like you don't know it is the sex he needs.
Focus on understand his sexual appetite.
If Vicky leaves the scene Antonia Anabel Cinderella Senorita
Are waiting in line.
Now he would become smarter or furious.
She must have worked so hard to satisfy your husband for her to ask such questions.
Who is sweeter between me and your wife?
Imagine the kind eyes she go dey use dey look you.
Anytime you are at peace with your husband she go dey vex.
Better up the game and claim your husband not just from Vicky but others.
Be insightful. Observe him Know why. What if na the gal give am green light.
You don't need to rush.
If you rush you no go fit borrow oven.
Sit your husband down and discuss it.
It might be difficult but try. Don't try and fight the gal. You go embarrass yourself, your husband and the family.
Call his family instead.
If possible make una go out and settle the issue because you na go too shout.
You need to be smart.
Imagine that you know and act like you don't.
Even your husband go fear.
Leave the gal and face your husband.
Na im get problem.
E Kon be neighbors
Kaya mata self fit dey work.
Maybe the gal dey wear braless cloth and pantless.
The thing he want the gal understand
U want use Vicky hook up play.
She go Sabi suck dick
When last u suck him dick.
That alone go make am never leave Vicky hook up. Street wisdom! Madam op pay attention to this |
Romance › Re: My Experience Dating A Narcissistic Flirt by GorillaApp(m): 2:47pm On Aug 28, 2023 |
Supreme145: I've been dating my girlfriend for over 18 months now and it has been a bumpy ride. One major I issue I have had with her has been her relationship with other men. She spends a lot of time in my place and each time we have issues her one stop solution is to go out and see other guys.
In fact 90% of our issues have come from this same relations with other men. When I complain she makes it look like I am insecure and overly jealous. I have made it known to her that it's wrong to go on dates with other guys when you are in my place especially when we have issues. She would always insist that they are just friends.
She recently got a job close to my house so she had to move in though she's barely at home cos the work is a 8am to 8pm job. She insisted on the job cos she would be able to learn her desired skills while been paid though the pay is very poor.
She would come home and gist me about how guys have been asking her out in her work place and all. Yesterday she even showed a number that a guy wrote for her on a piece of paper and asked her to call him. We later had a minor disagreement cos I saw her sitting on the floor trying to burst a boil on her laps, she started scolding me that I shouldn't be starting at a woman's private part like that, I pointed out that she had panties on and I was just concerned cos I saw something that looked like a drop of blood on the tiles. This resulted in an argument so I just ignored her.
I later observed her copying out the number given to her on her phone amidst other giggles while chatting with other guys online. I overheard her talking to a guy she just met about him coming to pick her up today so she could follow him to church and then go to work from there. This is someone that have never attended church anytime she costs even though a Catholic church is just a stone throw from my house. I voiced out my displeasure and she said I had no right to interfere in her business since I was giving her attitude.
It rained this morning so she couldn't go to church as planned but I am worried that I am dating a terrible flirt and this is someone I am thinking of getting married to. I had to chat her up at work to complain but she still saw nothing wrong with her relationship with other male folks and told me that I am just being insecure and anytime we have issues she would still leave the house cos she can't stay in a house with someone giving her attitude.
I told her I would no longer continue with the relationship since she sees her attitude as normal and she dosen't give me peace of mind which every man craves for. She started guilt tripping me and talking plenty but I already made up my mind. I can't deal with am unrepentant flirt.
Do you guys think I am over reacting? No you are not over reacting. Who dey train all these kind wimpy men  ! What you need is oraimo cord to the back of your neck |
Politics › Re: Hunger Is Killing Us – Tinubu's Supporter Prostrates, Begs President For Help by GorillaApp(m): 4:53pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
wis3: You're always on nairaland crying more than the bereaved. You're always complaining how people are having it difficult. The way you carry the thing for head be like be like na you the thing affect most😁 I don't see anyone complaining. I only see you lamenting on behalf of everyone. Try dey rest😄 You will need lens if you don't see people complaining. You guys amaze me! APC has thrown this country into reverse and you are here yapping |
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by GorillaApp(m): 2:45pm On Aug 16, 2023 |
ehizario2012: Thanks my people, been following from a distance. Arrived in the UK with family over the weekend. PoE was smooth, thank God. Just hold your offer letter and CoS handy.
And for those with "special CoS" u understand, prepare for job hunting o. Nawa I understand that part  My friend is complaining bitterly |
Family › Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by GorillaApp(m): 2:39pm On Aug 16, 2023 |
1Sharon: Getting a bed should be a priority. Really? Why?I have the biggest of mattress, hence I don't sleep on the ground. I will really like to know women's attachment to a bed. I'm ready to learn. Maybe you might make me see the importance |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Brothers Extradited To US Over ‘Sextortion’ Of Young Men, Teenagers by GorillaApp(m): 8:34am On Aug 15, 2023 |
Racoon: And the Nigerian government is still foot dragging with Abba Kyari extradition? I was about to mention this. Bless you! |
Culture › Re: Take Isese Festival Elsewhere, Kwara Police Urges Worshippers by GorillaApp(m): 8:17am On Aug 15, 2023 |
Vinnie2000: Ur comparison is VERY WEAK AND LAME.😏 
Rivers State is a Complete Christian state.
But in Kwara, the Yoruba Muslims are in support of the Emir and the Govt. They don't Those Yoruba Isese Worshippers in their Midst.😕
The Traditionalists should Relocate to Ogbomosho or Osogbo. 😒 Look down, your brain is on the floor. The Nigerian constitution guarantees freedom of worship. I'm not Yoruba, Muslim, isese or whatsoever, but the truth must prevail. If their feast is not allowed, then no other feast should be. What's good for the goose is also good for the Gander. Don't bother mentioning me because I'm done and won't respond. Have a beautiful day ahead |
Family › Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by GorillaApp(m): 6:22am On Aug 15, 2023 |
1Sharon: Wait. You have luxury items, but can't get your mattress off the floor. Priorities. Priorities, yes. I don't even have a mirror  or wall clock too That's just it my dear sister. Priorities |
Family › Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by GorillaApp(m): 7:38pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
Juliearth: I am sure they were just catching cruise. Please don't take their yapping to heart The danger in this is that some naive, innocent girl may see this and just adopt it as a modus operandi. It's well sha Have a beautiful evening. |
Family › Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by GorillaApp(m): 2:17pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
Jewessgratitud3: Why are you this pained? Abi someone who claims to have such luxury will not be pained like this na? Audio luxury.
By the way, why bring me into your wailing? Did I yab the guys apartment? No let me reason you o. You won't like me. See who is thinking I'm pained  Bae, I don pass this stage Tay Tay! I just dey marvel at Una thinking capacity. It is on the floor.  U wan reason me?  I no get time for Una nonsense. Tony elumelu children dey come marry una  Just wait Poor things claiming posh |
Family › Re: 'A Man Who Lives In This Kind Of Apartment Shouldn't Be Thinking Of Marriage' by GorillaApp(m): 2:07pm On Aug 14, 2023 |
IconicR: Is that mattress on the floor? Because any man whose mattress is still on the floor is not ready for marriage. When nairaland guys keep harping on some Nigerian women being foolish, I just brush it off but with post like this, I think they are right You and jewessgratitud3 are dvmb as a door nail. My mattress dey ground for my bedroom but if you enter my house, you no go wan go house again. The day I moved in, it practically caused a stir in my neighborhood because of the hardware and luxury items in my condo. Recently a young lady came visiting. She was supposed to write a professional exam and decided to come over for a lil brush up. Babe reach house come begin dey fall in love. I just pray your lots don't go and marry one innocent man somewhere. Even their own papa house no reach this one wey him marry dia mother. Taylor89 and jeromestark come and carry all these trash Comot for this place Thunder Fia Una two dia  |
Properties › Re: The Nigerian City With The Most Outrageous Accommodation Fees by GorillaApp(m): 10:35am On Aug 14, 2023 |
seanwilliam: To me, regardless of the city you work or live, if you’re paying house rent of 500k/1m , there’s nothing bad if you have your own land even if you’re yet to develop it.
Every city has developing area in Nigeria , even Lagos( ikd,bdg) you’ll still see a piece of land for 1m, it’s not a must for you to live at the city center especially if your kind of job doesn’t REALLY demand it. Infact in Ibadan, you’ll still see a plot of land in a developing but viable location for 700k.
One guy just bought a plot of land with his 800k savings , total package three days ago, he wanted to rent new apartee with the money, I told him not to, I said ‘ if you can’t run business with the money , then buy a land ‘
If you can come up with 500k house rent, you should be able to afford 1m land, even if na to pay twice.. na wetin person no search for him no go see !.
I have a friend who just renewed his house rent at ajah , almost 2m naira and this chap doesn’t own a plot of land. He’s been living there for 3 years, in his word ‘ he wants to buy house in lekki’. He’ll be running helter skelter any time rent is due . Question is what if it doesn’t work out at the end? What will you fall back to.
Nigeria is hard, but person must be extremely wise and frugal with the little you earn in other to survive. Valid points my brother. I was looking at the other side of the divide. How many graduates can really afford 500k rent? In a place like Enugu? I tow same position you mentioned up there |
Crime › Re: ‘It Was Ritual To Boost My Business’ – Suspect Caught With Skull by GorillaApp(m): 8:45am On Aug 14, 2023 |
Anticrime77: Werey if you can raise 200k in 3weeks ..definitely something is wrong with ur brain for even thinking of ritual. The thing shock me! Raised 200k in 3 weeks? Guy ain't doing badly. Him just want to drive Benz, datsall |
Romance › Re: She Wants Me To Apologize All The Time by GorillaApp(m): 7:00am On Aug 14, 2023 |
SIMPly |
Family › Re: My Brother In-law Is Making Advances At Me by GorillaApp(m): 6:58am On Aug 14, 2023 |
Foodqueen: Last month, you were asking if your boyfriend or your mother should live with you. Oh you saw that too. I don't know what they gain in creating this senseless stories. As I dey when I dey look for time to rest, i go just Sidon begin type one useless story so that people go comment. It's crazy |
Christianity Etc › Re: Nairalander's Church Picnic In Russia: Photos by GorillaApp(m): 6:40am On Aug 14, 2023 |
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Properties › Re: The Nigerian City With The Most Outrageous Accommodation Fees by GorillaApp(m): 6:27am On Aug 14, 2023 |
Ayoola171: Buy your own land or house now.
Here you meet an Estate Consultant. See the way e easy for your mouth  How many young graduates don buy land You fit help us buy abeg |
Politics › Re: Niger: You’re A Novice In International Diplomacy – Lamido To President Tinubu by GorillaApp(m): 6:19am On Aug 14, 2023 |
Okoroawusa: What exactly is Lamido saying? ECOWAS should leave the coupists in Niger because they are your brothers?
So if tomorrow some Hausa soldiers overthrow a democratically elected president in Nigeria, Niger should not contribute to ECOWAS troops because the coupists are their brothers?
I am not getting these Northern elites. If Buhari was the president would they react like this? What we are saying is that this is wrong timing. Nigeria is battling several issues on top of economic woes. Not a nice time to go to war. Person dey check him pocket first before he enter town go find trouble |
Politics › Re: Abia Government Starts Rehabilitation Of Ehi Road In Aba (Pictures) by GorillaApp(m): 6:51am On Aug 13, 2023 |
gosmoney: Which one come be rehabilitation of obi Road can't u use head line dat's meaningful most obi name be mention? Mind u am not an obidient but bad road dey everywhere for d country Did it ever occur to you that the name of that Road is Obi? Why are you guys consumed with so much hatred!?  Including iconicR. |
Education › Re: Ondo: Omoyeni Joy Folakemi Makes 9As In WAEC, 338 In JAMB, 1400/1600 In SAT by GorillaApp(m): 6:33am On Aug 13, 2023 |
Hopebringer: Is this now a tribal competition between those two tribes again?
Why are these two tribes always measuring themselves?
If one tribe posts one thing the orher tribe tries to look for same thing in their tribe to post why?
This is diminishing and destroying the achievements. You mods are not trying at all for allowing yourselves to get drawn into this tribe thing .
You are all teaching the future generations tribalism and hate and oh my will it come home to roost
Go and read on the troubles in the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.
You guys don't know the wars you are stoking. When the killings and bombings starts some of you will bury our kids then you would both know what you have done to yourselves .
The 13, 14 and 15 year olds who come here leave with only one thing , hatred for the other tribe.
I pity you yoruba and Igbos . When this food is served both of you will cry asking how you got here .
I just wish Nigeria can be divided so the rest of us stay away from you two tribes.
If Seun had any honor he would shut down this website. This website adds nothing to our nation any more other than dividing us. My niece that has never left Edo state till she travelled to Canada already hates the Yoruba .
Imagine , a girl of 14 who hasn't interacted with Yoruba enough but thanks to Nairaland she sees them as too tribalitic and bullies .
This website is shaping future generations for hate. Te years where this website was of value has gone .
Seun shut this website down pls Words on Marble! Just that seun will never shut down this site. It's a money spinner for him, but he has ignored all calls to sanitize this forum. |
Education › Re: Chioma Opara; Made 9A's In WAEC, 345 In JAMB, Wins $340,000 Scholarships by GorillaApp(m): 6:21am On Aug 13, 2023 |
Guyman01: Instead of making snide comments we need to find out why the Igbos are outstanding in academics, technology and trading.
I went to fix my car with a Yoruba mechanic, he struggled with it and couldn't fix it, then I took it to an Igbo guy who claimed he will fix it and billed me and he succeeded.
Now this is what happened, the Igbo guy knows that he doesn't know the problem with the car, he then called another mechanic a Berom guy from Plateau State who is an expert on such issues to do the work in his workshop while pretending as if he was giving him directives as the boss, that's wisdom and my car was fixed in a very short time.
I came back to the Yoruba guy and explained to him that because he wanted to eat alone thats why he failed, he should always have the contacts of those who are better than him in certain areas and whenever he has difficulties he should contact them, all that customers want is to see their cars fixed and that's exactly what the guy did and I was satisfied. This made me laugh but it is true. The Igbo man is creative to a dizzying degree |
Health › Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by GorillaApp(m): 4:54pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
ElValiente: Your name sounds northerners. They will give any man their a*s. In the name of protecting their puni for one umar okada guy in Lagos tearing ashiii puni daily. Are you serious right now? |
Travel › Re: Reckless Driver Crushes Family Of Five To Death In Imo by GorillaApp(m): 4:00pm On Aug 11, 2023 |
Vinnie2000: Going home with your Family by 11pm. 
Night Waka no good @all.  He owns a restaurant and I am sure they just closed and were heading home. Too many avoidable death. Na this one make my former colleague, maduka dey fear to enter keke. Because of animals like the Rx driver |
Business › Re: Is Mini Importation Profitable? by GorillaApp(m): 11:00am On Aug 11, 2023 |
Na so! Very soon E book go follow |