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HealthRe: Man Swallows Phone To Prevent Wife From Reading His Texts: Ends Up In Hospital by GorillaApp(m): 12:58pm On Mar 26, 2024
LordIsaac:
The question is why do cheating men (who are “bread and tea winners in their homes”) fear their wives so much that they do funny things to avoid being caught? I have noticed, however, that it is not really the case if the woman is the “bread and tea winner” and the cheat! What does that say about men?
this man is the king of Morons. i can never put my life in danger because of a woman. instead of me to swallow that phone, you go see wetin dey inside and your body go come down. highest na to pack ur bag and go
Car TalkRe: How Do You Hold Your Steering Wheel While Driving? by GorillaApp(m): 2:35pm On Mar 23, 2024
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
As the spirit leads...

I could assume any position depending on the terrain, my speed, environment and traffic flow.

In a typical December traffic where an inch of space is precious, I retract my side mirrors and assume the last position while sitting bolt upright.

The topmost right hand side position is far too awkward.
I would never descend that low, on my sworn honour.
na the last position before the correct one be my style, dem don complain tire
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by GorillaApp(m): 2:27pm On Mar 23, 2024
Kehl:
Bro did you find any solution, I'm in exact same situation. Network is great just outside but in the house it's not even available at all.
sorry i didn't see your message on time. I later found out glo has better reception so I am managing it, though in my quest for solution I was told there is as network booster that can boost signal though power must be supplied to it for smooth operations.
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by GorillaApp(m): 3:57pm On Mar 02, 2024
Topman7:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuxuMhQX0AAZ_rT.jpg
where be this. I will coming to uyo this year. can't wait
PropertiesRe: Hardship: 4 Ways To Build Houses Without Or With Little Cement by GorillaApp(m): 3:53pm On Mar 02, 2024
Jennyclay:
First time I’m seeing house built with plastic undecided.

Can’t a thunderstorm heavy rain destroy this plastic househuh How is the foundation builthuh
fire, its mortal enemy
TravelRe: Beautiful Pictures From Uyo by GorillaApp(m): 3:50pm On Mar 02, 2024
VEHINTOLAR:
Uyo already locked down for next family holiday by the grace of God. I love that city and the people.
aswear!
PropertiesRe: 'Cement Is Costly': But People Are Still Building Storey Buildings by GorillaApp(m): 3:41pm On Mar 02, 2024
Mrchippychappy:
How did this garbage make front page
exactly my thoughts. the moderators are childish
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Secured My First Tech Job. I'm So Happy. by GorillaApp(m): 5:09pm On Feb 08, 2024
Kutunban:
Congratulations, I'm currently learning python language and I'm mid proficient . Hopefully I'll take the PCAP certification soon, then start learning SQL although I have little knowledge. I pray my story turn out good soon. I'm learning from W3school site. Python is simple and interesting.
really? i want to learn python too for a reason though. how do i start
PropertiesBeautiful Lands For Sale In Asaba And Ogwashi-uku. by GorillaApp(op): 10:06am On Feb 08, 2024
Investing in properties is a life time investment. It comes with peace of mind and a sense of dignity and pride.
Asaba, the state capital of Delta state is the next destination hub for smart investors.

There are personal reasons that I like Asaba for and they are listed below:

-Firstly, it is a renowned cosmopolitan city that is known for peace and tranquility. Several businesses owners from Onitsha are taking hold of this opportunity and investing in Asaba. Most are even relocating to Asaba.

-Secondly, It is an emerging hub for business/residential/political activities.

-for me, I personally like the town because it's a good place to retire and raise your kids.

- Asaba also has an airport, thereby making your movements seamless and smooth.

Ace Integrity Properties in conjunction with Fortune Garden property provides you with Fortune Garden estate, Isselle azagba.

Some of the benefits of owning a plot in fortune garden estate includes:

1) it is safe and secure ( the estate is fenced and fully mapped out).

2) it has a fully functional access road with neighbours around.

3) it is just 10-12 minutes drive from the city centre)/airport.

3) it is in close proximity with federal housing scheme.

Talk to us today so that we can schedule a visit.

We also have lands and n Owerri, Benin, Warri and Ogwashi-uku.
Call : 0-8-0 3 zero, six four, eight one, 99
CelebritiesRe: Fresh-Looking Mohbad's Father, Joseph Aloba, Says He Is Single (Video) by GorillaApp(m): 9:55am On Feb 05, 2024
Speechless!


In other news, we have affordable lands for sale in Asaba, Owerri, Warri and Benin.

Buzz me pls
FamilyRe: Man Catches His Wife Cheating With Another Man In Their Bedroom - Video by GorillaApp(m): 5:21pm On Jan 29, 2024
oluwaahmed:
Pucci. Someone came to your house, went to your bedroom, fùcked ur wife on ur bed in front of your kid and you would do nothing cheesy mtscheew. As a man I would leave him with 3 deep cuts on the leg and arm to serve as a reminder that he was stupid not promiscuous. You could have fùcked her anywhere without issues but you chose your fellow man's house. We must correct niggers that stray the hard way. That bros looking out for bros. No need to kill him.
I am sure If you see you wouldn't be able to utter the first word in your reply. Let me leave at that
FamilyRe: Man Catches His Wife Cheating With Another Man In Their Bedroom - Video by GorillaApp(m): 12:30pm On Jan 29, 2024
ExudeLoveToAll:
I'm still yet to see the woman that will make me go violent against a man or against her because of cheating. The consequences will be severe but doesn't include physical violence against any of the parties , I don't have any business with the man physically, both of them will prefer I beat them which I will never do in this life.

The only reason I will lay my hands on anyone wether man or woman is during self defense, people take actions but are always not prepared for the consequences to their actions.

For you to bring your actions to fruition I will bring my consequences to fruition.
Someone is chilling in a jail as I type as a result of murdering a man he found kpanshing his wife.

Another went to jail for murder, came back after 11 years and found out that the woman has married his neighbour and they have moved on.

Me, I won't touch Una. Make Una Carry Una wahala go front. My life has other aspects beyond a woman
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Jerry Eze Pays Food Vendor To Feed 1,000 Orphaned Children by GorillaApp(m): 1:15pm On Jan 28, 2024
OBTOREPA:
His year go soft, if you know you know
Does this really work. I have often heard people say this. Abeg enlighten me more
CrimeRe: Church Members Say Pastor Feyi Daniels Framed, Conviction Will Be Overturned by GorillaApp(m): 7:11pm On Jan 27, 2024
aktolly54:
If God called you as a minister, don't do counseling in office for single ladies, have them meet you at open place where people will see you but might not hear your discussion with them but you can meet couple in office for counseling since she will be with her husband. Just try avoid wahala. Infact anything concern woman affairs in church should be handle by your wife. Always try as much as possible avoid private meetings with woman
One pastor I know solved that by having a glass partition in his office. Some parts are frosted but other part is clear
EducationRe: Hensard University Partners Zeb Ejiro, Top Scientists And Others by GorillaApp(m): 3:29pm On Jan 27, 2024
Zeb Ejiro is a walking, breathing legend of Nollywood.


In other news, we have genuine lands at Owerri, Benin, Asaba and Warri.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers And Gunmen Clash In Mangu Plateau, Many Feared Killed by GorillaApp(m): 2:06pm On Jan 27, 2024
thesolutions:
The Man has been taken in.
You don't mean it? This country is dead

When that imam( can't remember his name now) wines and dine with terrorists, dem no see am arrest
I'm even doubting this news posted here by the op sef. Until I hear from people who reside there
PoliticsRe: LASG Orders Immediate Closure Of Lekki Conservation Centre After Viral Video by GorillaApp(m): 12:36pm On Jan 25, 2024
Why will the agency wait until it's dilapidated. They are waiting for someone to fall through and die before the respond.
Kudos Lagos state government for quick response.


Beautiful piece of land for sale at Asaba, Owerri, Benin and Warri.
Reach us
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How Can I Do Voice-over On A Video I Recorded Please? by GorillaApp(op): 7:25pm On Jan 24, 2024
dawnomike:
CapCut
Thank you bro. Let me try it out
Art, Graphics & VideoHow Can I Do Voice-over On A Video I Recorded Please? by GorillaApp(op): 4:39pm On Jan 24, 2024
I did a video a while ago but I noticed the audio wasn't good enough. I know there is an app or software or something I can use to do a voice over on the video
Kindly help a brother with suggestions how to go about This.
Tnx
CareerRe: I Relocated To US To Start My Career Again - Vincent Adeoba by GorillaApp(m): 10:58am On Jan 05, 2024
Timoleon:
Most of it reeks of complaints about a failed product really.

What businesses does your company have with NURTW? As a 'senior associate' with Pwc, you and your colleagues ought to know that your profit actually comes from cutting out the NURTW from your operations.

Good luck to you in your new sojourn.
did you read his post? please read again carefully this time. there is something called ease of doing business. in Nigeria, it's almost zero! he complained of multiple/high taxation, harassment, disruption of business activity, time wastage, damaging of company's property (you will also factor in repairs).
he complained of 20% of income going to NURTW and you waved it off nonchalantly. if 20% goes to NURTW, have you thought about other overheads? salaries, repairs, logistics, taxes, loans /refunds etc? who do you think will thrive with all these burdens?
the rabid support of our devilish government will be the death of this country someday.
PoliticsRe: "We Are Hungry O" - Traders Scream At Tinubu's 30-car Convoy (VIDEO) by GorillaApp(m): 2:12pm On Dec 30, 2023
Bigkoko:
No matter how the economy be, even if Dem like make them bring Osama bin laden, those niggas from SE go still manage get money to travel for Xmas, to relax, drink palmwine, eat ugba & nkwuobi.....
Just like I'm doing right now

Wish I could post videos of men lighting up everywhere
FoodRe: New Year: Who Can Help Me With How To Cook Fried Rice For My Kids by GorillaApp(m): 7:37pm On Dec 29, 2023
silibaba:
Belated Merry Xmas and a properous new year in advance to you all.

Please my wife travelled for the Xmas/new year celebration. Am left with my kids and they have been yelling into my ears that on new year day, is fried rice or nothing.

I know how to cook jollof/white rice. But you see this fried rice, I no sabi shiban.

Please great cooks in the house, I need you all to help me with the recipe as well as the steps involves before I spoil these boys year new day.

Thanks in anticipation.

Am typing on the go so please overlook any error(s)
Go watch YouTube videos
PoliticsRe: New Year: Ukachukwu Requests 16 Soldiers, 20 Policemen, 12 DSS For Security by GorillaApp(m): 7:26pm On Dec 29, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Eleyigidigan o.

If a native Igboman needs this serious amount of security to move in his Igboland, what then will a non-native now require for security? Check my signature for free stuffs!
My guy if you don't know what's up then you shut up. I'm in my home town and almost al my kinsmen are on ground. Nothing going on. Yes there are isolated cases of bloody gun violence which I condemn but it's not as if we are all under siege like the way you wanted to paint it
CelebritiesRe: Why Report On Mohbad’s Death Probe Isn't Out Yet – Police PRO, Benjamin Hundeyin by GorillaApp(m): 7:51am On Dec 29, 2023
Homextras:
A simple google search of 'how long does an autopsy take' will reveal 4 hours to couple of weeks, and not three months. Three whole months. The boldness with which our authorities lie to the general populace is so brazen!
As a young man, do yourself a favor and get out of that sinking ship called Nigeria!
Sometimes I get baffled. Do this guys take us for f00ls?
TravelRe: JAPA: My Marriage Shakes by GorillaApp(m): 5:52pm On Dec 26, 2023
PDJT:
-Stay within the law and ensure you record every of her abusive moves towards you. You can use those evidence to get permanent residency, if you really want to stay in the UK in your own right.

-At the moment, you have as much rights as her.

-However, I would advise you and any other man relocating to the UK or the West, NEVER assume full responsibility for your family. In the West it is a shared responsibility between you and your wife, that's why they call it partnership. If you must buy a property, make sure your partner contribute as much as you do as well as share your bills equally if possible, otherwise share it based on percentage of earnings.

-Never contribute more than you should. You're no longer in Africa.
Sense full this talk. I understand why you said this. Most Nigerian men have carried this their penchant for taking care of all the bills to western climes and when they get kicked out, the pain and loss is 100%

Op in life, you must get plan B and be emotionally and psychological prepared for any eventuallities.
First thing, sit her down and have a heart to heart discussion with her.
Try and get a cos codedly.
Double your hustle and save for rainy day.
Be prepared emotionally for anything.
My favourite maxim is hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Good luck brother
Forum GamesRe: Mention One Weird Thing About You. by GorillaApp(m): 5:26pm On Dec 26, 2023
mariahAngel:
Body too dey bite you! 🙄
Lol Mariah. I have been noticing that trend and it's beginning to piss me off. Maybe na accumulated annoyance.

I can't share my own o. This place fit shut down if I do. Make I reserve that one.

But lately, I noticed I can't fall in love. You know that crazy, heady kind of love that people use to experience? I can't experience it no more. If you like fine from here to Toronto. I can't fall madly in love with you.
It's beginning to worry me. I can be a wonderful companion, do all the nice things expected of a guy but it seems mechanical, controlled not that dizzying feeling people feel.
Forum GamesRe: Mention One Weird Thing About You. by GorillaApp(m): 5:11pm On Dec 26, 2023
brain54:
Oya you go first…
Thank you. That's one annoying nonsense they do here. You will ask questions and you won't provide your own answer/example first.
Make I tell you one weird thing about me but you the op can not even drop one. Nonsense
PoliticsRe: Obi Joins Soludo Family To Pay Last Respects To Gov Soludo's Father by GorillaApp(m): 6:54am On Dec 24, 2023
Ezewuzie01:
Where are those two bitter men Valentine Ozigbo and Tony Nwoye? Despite Soludo rightfully and masterfully dressing down Peter Obi before the presidential election, the pathological liar from agulu acknowledged Soludo's superiority over him and moved on but those two idiots are still sulking over Soludo's famous letter.
Seun. These are the type of comments and folk you have to take action against. You are truly toying with your business. You have been advised to get competent hands to sanitise your forum but you keep turning a blind eye. It's your cup of tea
FamilyRe: What Will You Tell Him In A Situation Like This? by GorillaApp(op): 12:31am On Dec 18, 2023
Sequel to the last post....
I don't feel there is a need to create a new thread. I just wanted to get the opinion of some of the mature ladies that gave their opinion the last time, so kindly permit me to quote you. Don't feel offended. We just want to exhaust all reconciliatory opportunities. I'm already invested in this case.

So just like Frozen70 advised up there, we decided to get the family aware of why the man left to stay alone ( to avoid violence).
turns out the meeting was larger than anticipated. From the word go, it was clear the family of the lady was supporting their daughter tacitly.
After all said and done, the elder sister of the lady( wife) advised her younger sister to go see her mother in-law and try to reconcile with her and re-establish a relationship with her. She agreed there in the meeting.
My friend( former neighbour turned friend) allowed the lady to visit some weekends with the son. According to him, he didn't just want to ask her to move in when she hasn't mend fences with his family He waited for months, hoping that the lady will at least call mama or visit her and even reach out to other members of the family. She never did she just kept talking about moving in completely with the man
So just last week, bro decided to take things up a notch. He told the wife that she should make out time to go and spend a couple of days with his mother together with their son. She pointedly refused and said that no lady does that huh
The husband told him that if she doesn't go, then there is no need coming back together as one. According to him, he cannot have a divided family.
His fear is, what if he japa in the future, the woman will never have anything to do with his family and they won't even have access to his son anymore
We are puzzled because I know a lot of women who visit their mother in law and even spend a day or two.
This man has tried but this woman is unyielding. Please my sisters, I want to humbly ask, Is there anything wrong with visiting or spending days with your mother-in-law? Is it out of place?
I'm asking because let it not seem as if the brother is taking a harsh step. He has said if she doesn't go and visit, then he is finally putting an end to everything. He is from the east and you know they do travel as family. How can they co-exist together when they go to the village? Is it not the place of the younger woman to swallow her pride and approach her mother-in-law?
Sorry for my ramblings. Since you have made an input before now, I wanted to get your opinion on this new development.
Tomorrow dem go say men are bad, what's there in going to your husband's mum? She was even willing to let bygone be bygone and just be your friend. What kind of pride do possess some women? Smh! I just told bro to focus on his life, sometime in the future, a good lady will come. EOD
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HealthRe: Patients Groan Over Rising Cost Of Drugs by GorillaApp(m): 7:40pm On Dec 02, 2023
Irupetepete:
😂
I recently ventured into grilling business, so I understand you lamentation when you say it is not good...
Am surprised you not defending as usual, tinubu hardship Don reset your damp brain
i was looking for all the defenders but couldn't find ant. even the empty brained imp, templarlandry is nowhere to be found.
FamilyRe: How Do You Forget A Spouse That Has Forgotten You by GorillaApp(m): 3:39pm On Nov 28, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Happy about what exactly? undecided
at op, don't mind this dude. he is deranged.
time heals all wounds

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