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rastaLivity:
I don’t know Lucy, Lucille is who I know

In Kenny’s words....
In a bar in Toledo across from the depot
On a barstool, she took off her ring
I thought I'd get closer so I walked on over
I sat down and asked her name
When the drinks finally hit her she said "I'm no quitter
But I finally quit livin' on dreams
I'm hungry for laughter and here ever after

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille
Four hungry children and the crop in the field
Have had some bad times
Lived through some sad times it this time your hurting won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille


I love Kenny rogers

Can't really go into details what was fixed and removed. But this is a car HV changed the brain box once, kick starter as well etc. Though the monetary aspect price I had to pay when all was added wasnt a child's play, a little bit shy of 400 but trust me, I got a value for my money. Car drives very perfect and still enjoying the joy and comfort in my luxurious sport machine. Tnx autologic. Will send few pictures I can of the car undergoing a life changing mechanical surgery

pocohantas:
It took me some time to know the difference between these animals, especially crocodiles and alligators. In fact, I used to call it anyone that comes to mind first . Sometimes you have to use their habitat to identify them, but that is if you even know a lot about them...lol

Some belong to the same family, some are not in any way related, but they have somehow succeeded in confusing lots of people.

Here is my list of some commonly confused animals and basic ways to distinguish them.

Beauty ad brain... I love that. Good to know u love and know alot about wildlife.

froshbuddy:
08061166316. He's returning my car to factory at the moment and mehn, you will be glad he's handling yours. He doesn't discriminate cars too.

Can I get the contact details of Autologic or his workshop address in Lagos? I need a reliable auto shop for my cars

Cc autologic

I met Some of his team who are nairalanders. They are all we'll learned if not graduates (redefining The job). Since they have read about the car issues here on nairaland it was easy identifying the car. We chatted about auto session here and all. After which we got to work. Different machines were brought to diagnose the car. Some water pressure etc. Different different stuffs I can't even refer too. A comprehensive diagnosis was ran on it and it too like forever. After which I left since it was getting dark and more diagnosis was schedule for the next day. Next morning I had an official call back to Kaduna so I was left with the option of leaving my baby with a complete stranger. Well I trusted him immediately we met so I gave it all and left the car In his hands with hope of video calls and updates. And I left for Kaduna the next day before nightfall he sent a PDF version of the diagnosis result and I saw lot was wrong with the car. Too many faults but since I want that baby a beast again I decided doing every thing I can.

Tbc

uboma:
Good morning Sir.

I have eyes for the A3/A4. It will be good to learn that we have a competent hand to fix whatever issues comes up.

Try the A4. After the car was fixed yesterday men no car could contest on that long Bridge between berger and ibafo. Road was free sef even on drive alone I was nearing 180km/hr. Had to calm down while remembering I have no kid of mine yet. In short A4 drives fine

Continued.


After taking like forever I drove the car like that to ibafo where I stayed with a course mate and the day after I checked up autologic on Google and got directions from him to his workshop. I must say he called him all the way from ekiti to Lagos to monitor the movement. The next day woke very early to the Lagos traffic I detest with passion with a car half dead. Men those yellow buses can be killing and I can't even shout enough. After like forever I got to the air force engineering where he works with and he received me in the warmest way possible. Though he didnt buy me beer.

dicksonadams:
Autologic is one of the silence guru on nairaland, still remember his miraculous hands on my little yak... car dey aiit since then

Bro funny thing is I was expecting a well built man with a big stature. He his as humble as his stature.

buygala:
TBC since



Abi the motor don pack up again?

Lolzzz.... Not everyone works like you bro.

uboma:
Spreads my mat, it's going to be an interesting piece....

My BMW man

UDUJ:
Can I get the contact details of Autologic or his workshop address in Lagos? I need a reliable auto shop for my cars

Bro he his good and a very gentleman to the core. He will be opened and transparent carrying you along on every thing and he has a team of great hands like Adeola and Billy who are also nairalanders. Lemme get you his contact

Am not paid for this or so, but I need to blow autologic horn while thanking him for a well-done job so far regarding my Audi

So issue started with my Audi A4 quattro 2.0 a day after purchase you can read that up on my other threads. After months and months of different issues from changing brain box to kick starter, water collector even to fuel pump and spending over 300k on a 6 month toks with low mileage car, all thanks to kazeem and adiguns. I made up a thread here complaining and after which I got connected to autologic in a good way. Though was already thinking changing to S8 was the only way out since the car was having the better part of me and after series of WhatsApp chats and calls with autologic (though was still going to kazeems) I decided I needed a professional touch on the car once and for all and it was Gina be the last hope. Fast forward car left Kaduna to ekiti and at this point the fuel pump in the hood failed so I was left with a pump which made the car drag like crazy.

TBC

One for the road.......

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol. That's right (with regards most guys being polygamous in nature)
I served here in 2019, who is the godfather?

You won't meet him he was already in northeast by then..... Or did you meet any adjutant with the name Yusuf.

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, I served in 401/72 SFB Makurdi as a corper though. You're a 2nd lieutenant? I don't want to imagine you're a private, those guys go through a lot. I'd suggest you go to Morocco though, I might be going there this year if I'm buoyant enough. Doesn't cost much. If you have about 800k to spare then you're good to go, you'll really enjoy it. Cost of living isn't expensive, snows in some part, beautiful place, constant power supply etc. Lol, soldiers and officers are natural flirts, not all sha.

I used to be a 2Lt some few month ago.... But I didnt hang yellow bars in my days as a cadet. I hung red bars all through. That makes me spend just few month on 2lt and leave it for colitos. U like flirt, thank you said not all. And u dnt have to be a soldier to be flirt, an average man is naturally polygamous.


What year did you serve in Benue, lemme ask you about a godfather there

UndauntedYOCA:
Oh, I checked your profile and found you're in the army as I had assumed from your comment. Let me humour you here, "all the way sir!" Lol
Where are you serving? What's your rank?

A very very young coming up officer..... This time last year was a white man in academy. If you are a personnel or close to the military you should know the rank by now. And about serving presently on course in the home of infantry, But mother unit is somewhere in the eastern part of Nigeria where the sarmas have gbangbancious ikebe and well known for there love for kanwii

It will be a very boring match... Both men have lived their prime, Jones is just too shameless to leave for good even when its obvious the only thing he has to offer is been a specimen for upcoming talent by adding to their wins. Not everyone will be George foreman .... Both men might die of annihilation before round 3

She added my mum on fb, added my siblings and told lots of lies to em. Na of recent they knew her true behaviour when she bleeped up to my sister

tdie:
And it starts... drove my car to the workshop and had it scanned by the biggest VW/Audi Scan tool I have ever seen. I jokingly asked of the price of such a unit, and he told me that you can only get it from VW...that as far as he knew, its not for sale.

https://i1365.photobucket.com/albums/r757/t-die/TOBYDIE-PC/Audi%20Project%20Photobucket/IMG-20130612-00258_zps1874132f.jpg

Hello sir, please can you link me up to that Friend of yours, I might need his services now

Anybody who rig will die of covid19. Lolzz So the primate is telling us God is aware his creations are dying if a mysterious disease

NNAMDIII:
RIP to our fallen heroes, right from time I've always loved the army but when i got to academy i then discovered that army was ofe , if he was in NN he would still be alive, well sha na board chairman for afsb go decide your faith concerning your arm of service........

What course are you? And who told you naval or airforce ain't ofe.. Oboy zero your mind

This picture breaks my heart.... Up there is my CSUO (bravo). He was a good man indeed.


Btw that is an old picture oga Avong died as a lieutenant. God bless his soul

The idiot two mouthed sowore have started again.... This time who is paying you. Barao

ladididanlami:
We have always known Sahara Reporters as a media house which promotes lies, hate, propaganda and in turn sows seed of discord which threatens our unity as a people in Nigeria.

We are all aware of the negative manner Sahara Reporters media outfit was used as a tool to promoting negative propaganda in the country as a run up to the 2015 general election.

In the aftermath of the election and when Omoyele Sowore and his media outfit didn't get no recognition from the ruling All progressives congress, APC, under the leadership of President Muhammadu Buhari, he then turned on the government with continuous propaganda.

In all honesty, sowore is a propagandist who uses his media outfit to promote hate and lies.... and he getting sponsorship from MacArthur Foundation is an indication that MacArthur foundation is sponsoring propaganda, lies and hate which tend to promote disunity and chaos in the country.

He would have been better dead in DSS custody. The guy is a miscreant. He helped Pmb to power, he expected soft landing but got none, he contested but lost not even 3rd runner up and he started screaming revolution. Obviously he his power thirsty and not better than the so corrupt public holders. His getting power might even take Nigeria more backward. Am glad pmb showed him is place. Something Goodkuck never did

Openbusiness4:
Now you are talking, you're talking about God, not Christianity. Yes it is the same God, Jehovah... And yes He flooded the Earth, and yes, he destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah, and yes, He commanded the Israelites to destroy the Amalekites, and Canaanites etc, and yes He will destroy the world with fire and cast sinners into Hell for eternity. He is the Creator of All Things and the Judge of All. Now the question is WHO ARE YOU to judge God? Who are you to question His ways? Uhmm, I think u know d answer for yourself

Judge God? Why am I not suprised. See find your size I dnt do online rants or arguments. I hope your find peace.

pesty100:
this makes no sense. Let's analyze the convo
Person 1 Islam is not a religion of peace
Person 2 Islam is a religion of peace ooo
Person 2 let's go back in time we will see that Christianity was not peaceful

You have not shown us anything mr man, you are just dancing about like a masquerade.

NB: i think both religions are rubbish

Your thoughts your palava. You are entitled to your pov

Openbusiness4:
Oga learn your history very well, the Samuel scriptures you quoted, the Israelites of that time and place, THEY WERE NOT CHRISTIANS! It was not Christianity, it was Judaism. Those people were practicing Judaism. They were JUDAISTS, not Christians. Christianity is different from Judaism. Show me one place, just one place in the Bible where Christianity instructs people to kill others. You won't find it. Christianity began after the death of Christ. It never existed until then. Christianity means "Christ like" and we all know how Jesus Christ was like. Later on after the death of Jesus, you had the "Crusader era", and although some people try to mask it as a "Christianity campaign of killing", it was actually a political conquest, and it was spearheaded by the Roman Catholics, who were at that time an extension or religious controllers of the Roman Empire, so it was political. It wasn't Christianity. Your history lesson bill is N10m only. You're welcome! I accept bank transfer only pls

Oga professor...... So the God that led and spoke to Samuel isn't the God your serve or pray to? The God that flooded the earth because some folks didnt do his will and who kept some save i the ark isn't the God you pray to? Christianity and Hypocrisy like 5 and 6. You really need the history more. Have fun

Ronnieiyke17:
Why do Nigerians always try to hurt each other for no reason, that's why the country doesn't move forward ,your fellow human progress hurts you ,why?

Why am I having a feeling this is another frankweb with a different moniker...

I messaged you already. Need a linkage and brake pad for a 2012 C300 Benz.

Biko reply asap. Location is Lagos presently.

Mywd:
And they will still say it is a religion of Peace.... Stupid set of Ignorant idiots...

They want to kill but dont want to get killed,,, does dat make any sense??.

He might not be a Muslim. Am not a Muslim but trust me, Islam is a religion of peace. If you go to the early days in Rome and Greek you will see the way try kill in the name of God etc. Take for example in the book of Samuel when God told Samuel to go slain the amalekites. He said he should destroy everything even to horses donkeys chicken etc. He should live ntin alive. What can you say about Christianity been a religious of peace too with that? Shebi the same Bible says when them slap ur right cheek turn the left and pray for your enemies? Why then did the same Bible spoke about killing if xtianity is a religion of peace. My point exactly its our redefinition of religion that kills. both religion are of peace and war depending on what angle we choose to see

Virginnn:
Forget this your babbling. He's probably not even a Muslim. He might even be the next door neighbor to o.p.

Never said he was a Muslim or so and am not even tryna start a religious E war am just stating what I realized. Have a good day.

nonhuman:
what model of Audi are you using

A4