Alexgman1:
MY LIBIDO IS INCRESING BY THE DAY AND ITS TOO MUCH 4 ME.

Successfulben:
What? So you once MASTURBATED? God forbid, since I was born I have never sinned all my life. I was born and raised in the church, RCCG to be precised. May God help you people ooo.

GREATIGBOMAN:
When my wife travel to illorin due to her ill brother n left me with the 19 year old maid who sleeps carelessly every night.

Each time i return from work n see her, the maid. I get hungry n miss my wife's Pot.
Contemplating if i should force my way to the maids kitchen, deep my spoon to her pot and eat the dinner was a huge decision n hardest one i've made yet!.

I guess decision i choose turned out the right one as the maids meal was already watery yet sweet and we both enjoyed the cooking... She's been wanting me to taste her food this whole time.


My wife never found out i didn't eat her dried meal she left on the freezer that night...

bastien:
Dropping out from school in my finals

ishowdotgmail:
Quitting a good paying job in a state hospital to attend Military screening two years.

I got disqualified for my state just a day to face the board (AFSB) after many has been disqualified (wasn't on merit cos Army sabi do wuru wuru). I was so pained but came back to Lagos and could not continue my job.

Stayed home for 3 months feeding on the savings I had, before sense came into me to start my personal business.

To God be the Glory I'm doing well in my business and I thanked God I took that decision quitting, cos if not I will be so comfortable receiving that monthly salary and not improve myself

CaveAdullam:
Mine is not a one-time hardest decision. It is one I constantly bear no matter how much I try to abstain. It is dealing with dumb people daily.

There's no day you won't come across someone that will not infuriate you. If it is not humans in their fleshly form haranguing you with different shades of nonsense, it is humans in their video form spilling useless talks or displaying useless behaviors. Or, in their audio form: stupid music or talk shows. Or, social media form: stupid posts or actions.

There is a second hardest one: dealing with dumb religious people. Forget it, these people can either make you run mad or provoke you to the extent that you will be forced to imaginatively carry out a surgical examination of their brains to check what's inside.

Anyways, as humans, we will face different levels of hardest and tough decisions as per our current level. Today's decision will become tomorrow's easy walkthrough. That's life for you. Things change. People change. Circumstances change. All we hope is the best.

May we know peace and love.

Thanks.

Alexgman1:
We make decisions every now & then, some easy, others tough decisions. Some decisions can be risky too, others can be dangerous or life challenging. At a stage in life we just have to make decisions that are necessary and critical for our survival.
QUESTION OF THE DAY:
WHAT IS THE HARDEST DECISION YOU HAVE EVER MADE?

MY ANSWER: To quit betting, drugs and masturbation all at once.

RESULT: I am now financially bouyant, mentally stable and sexually healthy like never before. Am now on a new total level.

SerikiFulani:
In 2007,I made 30 million naira and blew it in a
month....It was so funny.

Money brings confidence & respect and confidence & respect requires resources.

Imagine having 200k in your pocket ready to blow in one night Not to talk of the one in spare accounts with the ATM cards with you

Club Xtreme on Akin adesola,VI and Reloaded at Awolowo road,ikoyi hear am from me that year

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

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gbassa:
For me I do not see the reason I would leave Port Harcourt and go to Lagos to buy a car that the difference might not be up to 200k. I only bought my Benz in Lagos because it was not available in PH. I saw the car on Instagram and asked for the vin no. to do a vin check on the car. Once we agreed on the price, I sent someone to go check it and confirm. I paid and registered the car and it was driven to me in PH.

MonkeyMods:
So somebori will just wake up and become a politician overnight eh kwa?

Anyways I wish her all the best



Win or lose, it is in her CV already


JJC skillz won't sleep this night...right now he is crying and walking towards 3rd mainland bridge

Monk ;DeyMods:
Win or lose, I'm happy for her



It will boost her CV


Jjc skills right now

Emperordynasty:

Glad you noticed,
It’s not only musicians, athletes, politicians that can be associated with wealth and affluence


Let those who are the servants of The God that created the heaven and the earth enjoy prosperity in wealth,
Christianity and holiness is not synonymous with poverty


I am a God lover and an ambassador of prosperity

HenryIgwe01:
A private school called me for an interview last week Monday. As a job hunter I'm always prepared for any interviews. So when I got there, It's was a 3 segments interview (written test, oral and micro teaching)

As a Bsc graduate in Accounting Education, I was given financial accounting, English language and current affairs for the written test interview. The account and English was WAEC standard questions. After the written test interview, the principal said he will call me for further interviews if i pass the test.

On Thursday morning, I received a call from the school inviting me for further interviews which is oral and micro teaching. When I got there, the principal was asking me loads of questions like why should I hire you? How many years experience do you have? How do you discipline a child? how can you make this school grow? Can we trust you with our female students? bla bla bla... After that we went to the classroom for the final segment which was micro teaching.

After everything, he employed me and we started discussing about the subject I will teach and the salary. The principal said I will be teaching Accounting, Economics and Marketing (ss1 - ss3), I said no problem.

What really got me angry was about the salary, he said he's willing to pay me 30k without negotiation.

As if that wasn't enough, he later said he can also call me anytime to teach any subject if the particular subject teacher isn't around. I was just laughing in my mind.

The principal was expecting me to resume today, he has been calling me since morning, I haven't picked his calls. I'm not a slave.

Mind you, this is a standard private school and my "least" expectation was 45k, Assuming he was willing to pay 45k, I would have resumed today.

Why are private schools so wicked? Is teaching job now a modern day slavery? I'm tired of this country.

JovialJune:
Smh!!! Someone decided to appreciate your kind gesture by assisting you with house chores knowing your wife is not around, and all your mind went to is sex? What is wrong with some of you men sef? Must your thoughts always be what is between your legs?

If you know you are sex starved and can't control yourself when she comes, tell her off straight, don't assume and accuse her baselessly, na church mind she wan use help you.

Cokahot:
When u want to park,locate a filling station closest to the bank or an eatery. Tip the security 2h. Lock car and move. Don't ever park your car by the service lane or road side. If dem no break your mirror,dem go damage driver side bumper. It's been like 7 months b4 I got the code. Park in eatery,lounge,filling station or bank that has fenced premises. Park your car at road side,u get luck say no be corolla. U for hail. Its a easy fix. Look for sack or rice bag,cut some parts out. File out the part destroyed,sand paper it. After that place two layers of the rice sack,use gum to gum both front and back,then from there use body filler to cover it. Buy silver spray from super market 2k. Spray it and no one will notice. Or go to panel beater and get exploited. Tho rewire must chop inside headlight replacement money,if u wan form smart go whr dem dey sell am brand new,dem go chop u times 2. E no get how u wan fake am say u dey suffer,if u like dress haggard or wear faded clothes.
Your skin with face must expose your wealth. E sure die

Theoarhics:
I'm sure the illegal deductions they make from customers acct make the largest source of the so call profit.

blesoh:
I bought meat today from someone I know and I'm regretting it.
I couldn't say no, like she was pointing a gun at me.
Never again, I will buy only from random people.
I love wearing shorts and top especially this rainy days, cos I don't have strength to wash my Jean.
I have several bags at home, I usually don't buy except I am not coming from home or it's an emergency shopping.
I am tired of typing
Lastly I don't accept buying meat for anybody before you start doubting me

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

Holluwatarhyor:
A man's gift opens doors for him,but these days in Nigeria,I don't even understand....
Studied civil engineering and have experience in supervision of building construction jobs on site,still one is idle.....I pray God connects me and the people reading this to our helper soon....

Ikillbrokehoes:
I always say this, making legit money is sweeter than orgasm, I made my first millions in real estate when I was probably 18, long time ago, even though my parents were rich and had businesses, I still hustled for myself.

I wanted to make my own money instead of relying on them and believe me, I'm glad I took that decision.

blinking001:
Enough of all this nonsense. Too bad chicken republic didn't fire them as earlier claimed, they are a typical example of most Nigerian youths that never take their jobs seriously. How can they be that stupid and calous to pull that stunt they did? Illiteracy is indeed a deadly disease. Was dancing included in their job description? They deliberately wanted to ruin someone elses business due to their stupidity. I hate it when people celebrate nonsense and mediocrity. Never underestimate the power of foolish people in large numbers. This guys shouldn't be celebrated at all, they are not good examples for our kids to follow. We must fix Nigeria for our unborn children by getting rid of all this stupidity.

Coldie:
This is very wrong though, this should not be the criteria of rewarding people what they did is wrong me personally i hate it when men do all those stup1d waist dance.

Instead of giving people who are intelligent with no sponsors scholarship u are giving people who are dancing rubbish dance on the job scholarship.

If they want to dance they know where to do it, if they can dance as SECURITY men and get rewarded next thing even waiters and waitresses would start dancing too until everything cast, that’s how they will be dancing in the name of being happy until they mistakenly spills someone’s food

People are looking for jobs and u finally get one only to go and be dancing folake for the night o, infront of customers