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Only 27 and she's shouting? She should come to Nigeria where the question usually is "how many men have you not slept with?"

27 fah! Only 27. Kai! I don die. This my babe will not kill me. If some 9ja girls gist you of her exes and you begin count am by mistake, and you are already in love with her, just go and start buying high b.p drugs. Your magana is just starting.

selemempe:
Mourner-in-chief.

Buhari makes a prof look like a stupid man. Just see how a prof of law is turned to a pedestrian who was sharing 10k a few months ago in markets and now going to funerals every week

But then again its still better to be a vp (even this type of vp) than to be a common nairaland commentator...so...

The fact that somebody gave birth to this is deeply troubling.

kestolove95:
Its organism...

Abi photosynthesis.

PaChukwudi44:
Please where Can I buy this nigerian rice?

Ask for stone-free Nigerian rice. E plenty for market. Just bought a bag last week. I no know wetin dey worry us for this country.

What am I supposed to do with such useless information?

Very solid investment. Kudos to Coscahris. Great move for the country also.

Where is the video?!!

Bishop299:
Am in Ibadan and bored.. Any lady in Ibadan??
Let's chat up.. 09012691182 on WhatsApp

You are not bored Oga. You are Hot.
Open your phone to xvideos, then take lubricant and do the needful. Come back and clean this your comment from this thread. Thank you.

Alitair:
If I had a solution, I would not come here seeking help. Nobody likes washing their dirty linens/pants in public.

You might be missing out of a good thing guy. That's how my gf got so clingy that she forced me into renting a new apartment so we can live together. Today, lest than 8 months later, I'm almost completing my house. If I had run away that I still wanted to be flexing, that she was too desperate, Na so I for still dey blow money up and down anyhow. The only red flag in your post is the part of her harassing you up and down because of other ladies. Else, all I see is a lady who wants to settle down with you.

At least small money go fall out. Omo d guy shout for his dues sharply. No crime.

dangoteinlaw:
One day be one day we go just leave their sim for them and go offline. What kind of pranks is all this, bringing out a data plan then shutting off almost 90% of subscribers against it

It's a welcome back plan strictly for lines that have been abandoned for over 30 days. I previously dumped my Mtn data sim for Airtel which were giving me 1.5gb for 500 Naira. A friend told me and viola, it worked.

The country has finished. Oya make everybody go house.

Stupid post.

kufre2010:
Buhari will act when a fulani man is kill.
ANYBODY THAT STILL HAVE HOPE ON THIS COUNTRY IS DOOM

It's you who are doomed. Look at this riff-raff o. Why don't you save yourself some stress and just kill yourself? Obviously, with your kind of mindset, you are just another calamity which has become a liability to society. People are trying to band together and speak out in one voice and you can only think of some sectional bullshít. Waste of oxygen.

forghon:
Very good for my school I will donate a gallon of kero to burn my department down

Hahaha

Very good. The kinda nonsense we see from these kids these days, I think they should introduce flogging properly into universities.

badoh:
So must they transport grasses using hilux? Some of the grasses will fall and litter the express and is that normal

As a concerned citizen, carry broom chase after d hilux d sweep d "express" Na. There a better things to spoil your day over abeg. Just search NL deeply.

Ignorant fools will still come out to blab nonsense on this thread. Are the horses supposed to be eating the foo in your houses? Or are the police supposed to use helicopters to ferry the grass?

DevilhimseIf:
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and igbos will watch you barbecue them like you don't bleed and immune to death

i laugh at people who think that they have monopoly over violence
Igbos have fraught war so war is not a new thing to them
there was never a riot that happened that got igbos killed with no reprisal attack by igbos do your research
don't stay in your hut to type rubbish as those you're referring are immortals.

FYI
Nigeria is a ticking time bomb and igbos are waiting for a good reason to break away so Nigeria can never survive another Civil War

Let's be guided

That's why I said "open barbecue" Na. It'll be free for all between you guys.

glink2015:
Nah dat one go bad pass. Mopol and Boko boiz will use them do barbeque....

Make any mistake just happen make Bubu plane no reach house. Open barbecue nationwide for the foreseeable future. As king of the Igbos, Kanu should be more cultured in his utterances.

Not fair at all. Mallam Nnamdi Kanu the supreme leader of the Igbo race has assured his loyal subjects that they have him trapped in a Yokohama hotel. Now you people want to photoshop Jubril Al Sudani into the zoo? Don't do our dilector like that. Respect the tribe.

airminem:
Where is the 5million jobs campaigned by the APC?

Very unemployable grammar.

Very useless mods on nairaland

Kennitrust:
just admit it, we are in an open prison in this country. But to escape no easy

It's quite easy to escape it. Only hard when your escaped destination is a much better place say the U.S, UK et al. You can easily go to Chad, Niger, Togo and the likes. Or take the shortcut by taking a healthy swig at a bottle of sniper. Easy, see?

Khaleell001:
With this incoherent and highly convoluted and deficiently inept quote you typed.
I am more than convinced that you actually wasted your education.

It would have been better if your certificates were made of akara wraps.

Namdi Kanu remains the most influential leader in Africa sounds like saying Lesotho has the highest land mass in Africa.
Stupidity of Olympic status
Rubbish!

Savagery!

And this is the revered supreme leader of the Igbo race? The one who's shoes they've been pictured repeatedly kissing?

Lol. This shouldn't be surprising to anyone Na. It's in our habit as a society to celebrate criminals who have money.

A shame to you and your family sha. That their child they spent money to bring to this world has degenerated into a simple internet troll.

Oboy! Some mess expensive o. $9.6bn mess. Wetin I just dey blow for free as I go piss this morning.