₦airaland Forum

EzeNwaanyiMmili:
lol do anyhow for Qatar loose your head.
honestly I commend Islam for being so strict with these bastards.
the only positive thing about Islam.

everything about islam is actually positive. It depends on where you are judging it from. For instance; an American will call this same aspect of islam a negative thing.

It all has to do with perspective. There is nothing negative about islam if you understand the motive and message

Then leave it

Celebrityblog:
Please help!! Foreign numbers from Algeria, Mozambique, Serbia, Benin, Angola, and several other countries keep flashing me. Different numbers oooo.

If i block them, another will flash after some days.
What do they really want?

Who has experienced this before pls?

Mine is from Russia

lordsterlin:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Preston and I am 36yrs this year. I really need help. For the past 35yrs of my life I have never bleeped a girl or woman. The only thing I've done in the past was just to kiss, kiss and kiss. Another thing I do is to help myself through wanking.

Recently, I've got a girlfriend (actually my first). She loves me obviously from her actions. Because I feared I may not be able to satisfy her, I went to buy a drug from a drugstore. The Man told me to take it atleast 10-15mins before the actual sex. I did as instructed but it didn't work as just few thrust, and my yogurts were out. Another day she came when I least expected her. I attempted to do it with her this time. I allowed myself lie while she mounted my rod. Again, just few thrusts, and I was done. This is becoming quite embarrassing.

What can I do to solve this problem?

Get married. And stop worrying. Worrying causes it.

Zobo business destroyed. Make your zobo at home

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Ireportlive:



Why not just make adoption process more easier

Anyways according to some reports, ritualist buy them and pound them live making different soaps

Almost everything and parts of a new born baby is potent in making different charms

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pound them alive?! God forbid!

NovoLag:
So I recently came back to Lagos and man has been terribly bored.

I think I should use this opportunity to beg Nigerian girls to please consider us fine boys
If anyone had told me a full blooded fine boy like me will find it hard to have a decent relationship with a girl, I would’ve laughed it off..
it’s just soo hard to get a girl to date these days as a fine boy. They’ll think you’re a cheat or something
It’s darn tiring.

So back to my story; so I sent out a few messages on Facebook to some girls who were into the hookup business and after a few minutes I got replies from a few and I finally settled for one that lives closer to me.

We settled for an amount.
Sent her my pics and got hers
She looked pretty average and decent.

First red flag when this girl refused to come in the afternoon. Said she had a few errands to run and can only come about 7 in the evening.

When she finally came, it was past 9.
Had wanted us to use my apartment but on a second thought I paid for a room nearby.

Omo when this girl showed up, she was entirely different from the person I met on Facebook. Not that it was a different person, but something was just off about her.

As per se body don full, I welcomed her into the room, gave her cash as she requested.

Now down to business; “where is your condom”? She was just looking at me like she never heard of condoms before.

She said she didn’t come with any o… that she doesn’t mind going raw. Ha

I’m grateful that my head won over my prick.. I went down to a nearby Aboki and bought a condom.

Came up, wore the bags, was about to penetrate and this girl coughed so loudly I had to go put on the main light and saw that this girl was visibly and obviously sick.

I don’t know what she was sick of, but she was shivering. Omo

She kept saying I should go ahead that it’s just small cough… mehn at that point my prick don go down.
Then she said I should try raw, then if my prick gets strong again I can then use a bag.

I kept trying to understand the mumu talk.., like I should penetrate without a condom, then wear a condom later when my prick gets stronger..

This girl was out to end my life!


I just wore my trousers and left the room.
I think there’s a set of frustrated people who are out there sharing diseases in Lagos. Man gats be very careful these days.

Repent and get married. You should be ashamed of publicly narrating this event knowing it is a sin and can lead to hell fire

WibusJaga:
I see triplets in 9 months time.

dollar go be 1500 in 9 months ooooh.

Chloraseptic:
That was how one girl was feeling so sexually safe with me because she thought I was gay with the way I'm very good looking and lanking. You know that kind of safety a yam gets when left in the same place with a dog.

Until one fateful Sunday when I bleeped the nonsense out of her brains. She still can't get enough of me even after 3 months. I'm thinking of upgrading her to a proper girlfriend.

It's yam and goat. Not yam and dog. Atleast we know who the yam was between you and her. Remaining the goat

The obi movement has unfortunately snowballed into an eastern agenda. It is obvious now that he will not win. If anyone has a conflicting opinion, i wish to come back to this post in 2023 to say i was right after all

Bksense:
How is Nigeria nearing it's ruin to be honest? Gun violence and kidnapping happen in USA everyday. But you won't talk about that due to White worshipping..but you people wish bad things happen to Nigeria and her people everyday so you'll be able to justify your Japa and tell them "we warned you". Why can't you people Just accept the fact that not everyone want to come And live a lonely and boring life abroad Just because of 24hrs light which you pay for with your nose anyways , and McDonald Job of $1500 per month. The money you earn over there doesn't even find you that boost until you convert it to naira in your head just to validate yourself and say ",I'm earning more than a professor in Nigeria". This is a trend I see Among you people.

And you can call me broke because I live in Nigeria. Since you can't even know whether I'm more satisfied and contented with my life or not

Thanks

If you don't have the means to leave this country. It's very understandable. Which one are you now consoling yourself with gun violence. Have you heard of any other place in the world where bandits can take 100 plus people from a school or train for months? Or schools will be on strike for 10 months. Poverty rate here is not caused by laziness. Its caused by evil leadership and mediocrity. Nigeria has fallen lets be honest

Primusinterpares:
Please explain. How is traveling an investment?
Imagine legitimately investing 15million here in 9ja. If we'll managed that could grow to something Huge in the nearest future.

How old are you and what do you do for a living.

When people give opinions, you can easily tell that they have no first hand experience of what they are saying.

SenatePresdo:
Because its sweet.

And its not the only sin.

You can't lie, hate, cheat in exam hall and still deny yourself sex in the name of it being a sin when all sin na sin.

That's mumuish

You make your self a slave to your sex desires. You are a victim and you don't know

Danisaint112:
Ok let them remain there first.

Modified: Something is not just right here. I don't want to believe the Dad himself has a hand in this but being that the boy died same way Dbanj son died in 2018 anything is possible.

DBanj introduced the swimming pool to his son by walking past the pool with him,
Few days later DBanj travelled to the US,
The next day boom the son drowned and died.

In davido's case;
He taught this son how to swim,
Few days later he traveled for a show or whatever,
Boom the little kid drowned.

Why is it that they are not always around when it happens?

Like I don't want to be over thinking things but these people are not men of God and even some of the people we know as men of God (GO's) soil their hands in evil.

This format is too obvious to be a coincidence. But again I won't to draw my conclusions yet.

When I saw the news of him teaching his son how to swim I was like Davido do not use your child for ritual oo abeg, don't kill your child. I don't know where that came from but that's what came out of my mouth immediately.

Truth is if the Child died a Natural Death, the truth will be revealed someday otherwise the culprit or those responsible will definitely pay for this in someway. The truth will definitely come out someday.

See fine boy this people just killed for me. Just negodu!

you people and your conspiracy theories. If they sue you to court now you will cry wickedness. How can someone be mourning and grieving and still be dealing with allegations like this at the same time. Everyone is not doing rituals just because baba Eghosa is always putting izobo(sacrifice)in your backyard.

TinubuThief:
HIV positive is not the end of the world. People that have it are just unfortunate people like me and you. Most of us just escape it by God's grace not as if we no dey enter our girl friends raw when you don't even know her status. Once the person is taking his or her drugs accordingly, nothing will happen to that person. Please be civil and mature and don't discriminate

both religions forbid pre and extra marital sex. Why don't you talk of that. Why is sex so free in this generation

Ifearnoevil:
You are pathetic.
D'banjs wife is from where again?
How you dolts manage to bring tribalism into every issue is mindbomgling.
Should igbos also start promoting the narrative that his yoruba father has used him for rituals?

You cannot make everyone wise. There will always be stipid people on earth

The writer may be atheist

JoeRizzla:
Everybody wan use this boy shine small.

Everybody wants their share of the traffic davido late son is bringing including bloggers and nairaland.



Clout chasing abgayas

I tell you. Now ifa priestess self don get opinion for the matter

Long overdue. Those keke guys now go learn sense.

DaddyFreeze2020:
Elon Musk wouldn't waste 1 dollar buying this.
Dangote wouldn't consider this for a kobo even at an auction.

Only people like Portable, Wizkid and their peers.

and kayne west

Eriokanmi:
Too nad. Please my people, even if you can afford a swimming pool, for the sake of your joy...your children, don't build one.

If you must take them out for swimming, please engage an instructor. Kids are God's priceless gifts. This isn't good news at all and I hope people would learn from this unfortunate indecent. The other day it was Dbanj's son. This careless habit must stop please. Swimming pool in your home isn't by force

you know how inquisitive kids can be. They will come back later to check that pool by themselves

Iliveforever:
Lol

When I said Elon musk taking over Twitter isn’t a good idea because I was sure he would MONETIZE it as a business man, and that exactly what’s happening.

It may be a bad decision in the long run. Hope he doesn't loose it all while trying to get more. Many great industries fell down due to poor management decisions.

Oh shoot. Missed this

dominique:
Cat don go hug transformer. I don't want to imagine the amount of megawatts that went through its tiny body, it never stood a chance

RIP cat

11kilowatts precisely.
At most 33kw.
Not even a fraction of 1megawatt

Join solar group on whatsapp

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Òhhhhhhh, as a solar installer i should be so scared about this right? �

Lasode:
Has anyone heard from the NERC after the general test?

no

Bisiye:
Omo!!! From the number of casualty you can tell that those people actually meant to kill this man

and they had enough time in their disposal. This is either a kidnap or an assassination attempt

Please Nigeria, make funds available for technical guys who have stuff to produce but are held back

Make dem come give me grant ooooo. I need funds for my company. Na through this means china and india take grow. We need this funds. Ginger don nearly die self na how to buy bus go take dey hustle dey my mind now.
Chai... this country ehn

Afamed:
Only half- baked IPOB believe the news in the first place. That is the reason they believed their Pandora fraud employed 60% of Anambra population in the brewery

so it was even a brewery he was referring to when he said 60 percent of anambra people were employed. Hmmm....
What a statistics. That's over 2m people lol.