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Modrov:
Kenya=we are at the same level according to the map.

RSA= 5 DOLLARS for that one gig compared to our 1.31 dollars

Egypt: 4 DOLLARS

Two of those countries pay more than we do.

It is cheap in Nigeria. If it pains you, sorry. We are not a rich nation anyway...which is why you people should vote in the right people.

Modrov:
Okay...in America they pay N500 for fuel. Maybe we should pay that high too....since we should compare ourselves to the best as you say.

Modrov:
Not relatively....VERY cheap.

Infact, we pay less for data than CHAD!...Chad apparently pays 9 times more for 1gb than we do. Malawi is even worse.

Modrov:
So, data 1gb costs about N1200 or $3

In some countries, it costs $27

And we think we are paying heavily for data? We ain't.

Denn:
That data is clear to anyone who actually sat for his WAEC himself and passed.

Scamburster:
My dear let Bandits visit only him please leave those people, they might not be in good terms with him.

kahal29:
Airport things

Ibkhaleel:
People from the land of killing policemen will support this man and will rain abuses had it been he is from the North...

They are not even ashame of their double standard

IPOB is the most confusing organisation I've ever seen. When u make statement that suit them they praise u, if u do otherwise irrespective of the authenticity of the opinion they chastise u 

You will always See battalions of ipigs wailing on threads that has to do with North...

Wallahi NL and other online avenues have clearly shown to us that there is Nothing is as difficult as finding a Christian with sense....

Una well-done arna

post=105371598:
it is always good and refreshing to see we still have reasonable and sensible members like you on this forum.
Glad we saw someone with sense at last!
Keep it up Chief Oke.
God bless you and God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Nigeria will succeed.
God bless Nigeria.

We Rise.

post=105371598:
it is always good and refreshing to see we still have reasonable and sensible members like you on this forum.
Glad we saw someone with sense at last!
Keep it up Chief Oke.
God bless you and God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Nigeria will succeed.
God bless Nigeria.

We Rise.

Kuruptnigga:
You definitely haven't been to Abuja. Abuja has wide roads. all the inner roads in Abuja are all tarred. Traffic lights are everywhere in Abuja. Abuja is fucking clean and neat than Pretoria. Abuja has malls. Stop saying what you don't know

Kuruptnigga:
Only South Africa and Egypt can talk. Not Kenya and Ethiopia. Do you know Abuja is even more developed than Pretoria in South Africa.

soojar:
Hmmm, I remember that year. Fresh from secondary school, scored the highest mark from my state in the entrance exam, equipped with all the things they asked us to bring for the final interview among other things including cutlery at Jaji, Kaduna.

I received the shock of my life when some soldiers screening us at the gate (maybe na gatemen dem be sef I no know), after checking everything, my shorts, vests, canvas etc, everything was in order apart from... letter. They asked me where is your letter? I said which letter? I brought out the checklist again and scanned through it I didn't see anywhere letter was mentioned. When they saw my confusion they now said oh! you mean you came down here all the way from your state without letter from anyone? General, Respectable royal father, a top government person? I replied No, they didn't ask us to bring any letter of such. They just looked at themselves and said but you have your cutlery with you right? I happily said yes sir, they said no problem then, enter and eat well.

I didn't get the extent of their mockery until I truly entered and start mixing with others realizing that most of the guys around me came with letters from deputy governors, Major Generals, etc, etc. Na then I realize say na food I come Jaji come chop true true.

Brotherly, 7 days interview, I was sent home the 4th day

But on a good note, as those soldiers at the gate predicted, I chop tire. We wey be say na only christmas you dey chop chicken beleful, Na almost one full chicken o. At least if dem nor give me mid-shipman, I chop their chicken. Their loss.

feels like yesterday, but that was long ago

post=102770510:
Dem MANNA, AKA da truth in da building.

Truth is not bitter, just that people are bitter to the truth........

realman42:
So she ate the deadbody

Cindy222:
I have always wanted to write about this but I have been procrastinating but here I am today writing about it.

Firstly I am a Human Chimera (Twin Chimerism),we are quite rare,many people have no idea what it's about but I am going to write about it,I can't do that in one day but I am going to do it by starting today.

A chimera is essentially a single organism that is made up of cells from two or more individuals i.e it contains 2 sets of DNA,with the code to make 2 separate organisms. People who have 2 different sets of DNA are called Human Chimeras.

Chimerism is a natural phenomenon, a medical mystery that has not really been understood fully till now.

My mother was pregnant,as usual pregnant women go for scans to ascertain the sex of the unborn child and guess what? They told her she was having twins(a boy and a girl) she was excited. She got things for twins and all. Lo and behold,the delivery period came and all that,before I came out,it was a tug of war,they almost did a Ceasarian Section(CS) for her but as they were wheeling her to the theater I popped out,they did all they could to bring out a my twin but couldn't find any other child.There was no 2nd child,everyone was shocked,I guess they searched and searched.

That was when the confusion started,they said it was a medical mystery. They said I absorbed my twin,This was in the 90's though. I was born with a one in a million kind of birth mark,one part of my ass(which I cannot show you) down to my thighs and lower legs are dark in complexion and the other part of my ass(I cannot show you that too) are fair in complexion down to my thighs and lower legs,people who know me know how it looks like in reality. Below are pictures of what I can show you for now,part of my thighs,as time goes on I will add more lol... . I tried to bleach the dark leg,i tried everything, e no gree bleach...I kuku left it jare,I dey flex my thing dey go,anytime I wear a short gown see eyes of shock,people get shocked because I am not hiding my legs,I cannot o. Some people don't even have legs to walk,so I am damn grateful...Ehen before I forget,one leg is fresh and sexy for a lady and the other one is just normal ,I guess it's for my twin,since he was a guy. My big toe nails are kinda different too.
Weird and scary right?

Cindy222:
I have always wanted to write about this but I have been procrastinating but here I am today writing about it.

Firstly I am a Human Chimera (Twin Chimerism),we are quite rare,many people have no idea what it's about but I am going to write about it,I can't do that in one day but I am going to do it by starting today.

A chimera is essentially a single organism that is made up of cells from two or more individuals i.e it contains 2 sets of DNA,with the code to make 2 separate organisms. People who have 2 different sets of DNA are called Human Chimeras.

Chimerism is a natural phenomenon, a medical mystery that has not really been understood fully till now.

My mother was pregnant,as usual pregnant women go for scans to ascertain the sex of the unborn child and guess what? They told her she was having twins(a boy and a girl) she was excited. She got things for twins and all. Lo and behold,the delivery period came and all that,before I came out,it was a tug of war,they almost did a Ceasarian Section(CS) for her but as they were wheeling her to the theater I popped out,they did all they could to bring out a my twin but couldn't find any other child.There was no 2nd child,everyone was shocked,I guess they searched and searched.

That was when the confusion started,they said it was a medical mystery. They said I absorbed my twin,This was in the 90's though. I was born with a one in a million kind of birth mark,one part of my ass(which I cannot show you) down to my thighs and lower legs are dark in complexion and the other part of my ass(I cannot show you that too) are fair in complexion down to my thighs and lower legs,people who know me know how it looks like in reality. Below are pictures of what I can show you for now,part of my thighs,as time goes on I will add more lol... . I tried to bleach the dark leg,i tried everything, e no gree bleach...I kuku left it jare,I dey flex my thing dey go,anytime I wear a short gown see eyes of shock,people get shocked because I am not hiding my legs,I cannot o. Some people don't even have legs to walk,so I am damn grateful...Ehen before I forget,one leg is fresh and sexy for a lady and the other one is just normal ,I guess it's for my twin,since he was a guy. My big toe nails are kinda different too.
Weird and scary right?

kingxsamz:
I wonder wetin all these people dey see for this country sef.

BeeBeeOoh:
I don't joke with this line in What These Bit**** Want From A Nigga



I don't also joke with this line in his Prayer IV

KosiGee:
@ BluntCrazyMan,

Thank you for creating this awareness.

I have started the process but I just noticed that Firstbank e mandate form is on pdf. They also require that a passport photo be attached with customers detail written behind it.

There seem to be no option of completing the form, scanning and emailing it especially for those who are not in Nigeria.

Not sure if anyone is having the same issue.

EwuGambia:
Which kyn wahala be this.....

My advice....
You have obviously made some foolish mistakes....which is sad...and is only human....but if you keep dwelling on it, you might not move forward.

The best advice i can give now is to stop the blame game...i see you blaming your father in a comment below. I dont think the man has any influence in your present predicament, at least you did very well for yourself at some point in time, which shows you are very capable of success...i have a personal belief "if you did it before, you can do it again"....
Soo my Man...dust yourself up, dont get too personally involved with your wife and her family....see your kids when you can, avoid spending nights with them, mentally convince yourself that you dont have a wife....and reduce how you trust people...

Better opportunities would still come your way.....just learn from your mistakes and move on. When you get on your feet fully, you can work on formally seperating from your wife(its very necessary, and it doesn't guarantee that your children would suffer what you did... its up to you to determine if they suffer or not.)

IamD18:
Graduating with first class isn't a yardstick to measure someone's political prowess.

First class in Nigeria can be achieved with the help of money and pussay, not necessarily merit.

Let's be guided and understand that university like Imsu produce first class too.

Arrewa:
if una want make una make am 50 million.

That petition is useless...

Elrufai is busy developing Kaduna State while some brainless bigots are online filling one useless petition to stop him from going to UK

OkoAmarashy:
They should add Oba Akran, the single road that its IGR in a year is more than what the SE generates in a decade.

Jakumo:
Oga please o, don't be annoyed with my interruption, but I have a humble question about the name brand of the cannabis that you prefer to imbibe, before picking up your keyboard to type online.

You see, this is my problem. No matter how many BALES of Akure Wonder Weed, I partake, I regret to confess that I am yet to hear OWLS MARCHING ON MY ROOF AT NIGHT, and this obvious lack of potency in my weed supply, is giving me sleepless nights.

Reading further about how you ultimately engaged the rampaging owls on your roof with "serious fighting", I found myself on the edge of my seat. Anyway, thanks be to God, but also to the power of the African bush that you ingest in preparation for battle, for the victory you finally won, that saw the owls fleeing for dear life, after facing the "angular" stick attacks, and boiling water deployments that you launched that fateful day.

Now, this is a delicate subject, since weed is technically illegal in Nigeria, as Sgt. Inyang always reminds me when we jam at the smoke parlor, so I just want you to indicate by responding with a number from 1 to 4, as an indirect confirmation that would unveil the cannabis strain you generally prefer to partake during those relaxing evenings at home, while doing battle with ferocious owls and other dangerous beasts from the abyss.

Do you prefer ( 1 ) Ajegunle Battle Bush
( 2 ) Akure Wonder Weed
( 3 ) Akinmokun Daluru Tobacco
( 4 ) Warri Golden Fire Bush

Please just indicate 1, 2, 3, or 4, for my future reference, and God breast Nigeria. Thank you.

PROUDIGBO:
Funny that Burna boy looks older than him even though he's about ten years younger!

EwuGambia:
Alaye nah from Bush o!!...I dey enter Bush go find them in their natural habitat.

EwuGambia:
Which kyn wahala be this

Marv650:
So how should they put the headline? Tell your brothers to stop doing bad. Our conscience won't hurt us much as such.

aboladejohnny:
I can't help but say OP, you're very sick upstairs for helping the racist FBI tarnish the "Nigerian image" even more.
Your Monika shows you're Nigerian, so I'm not sorry to say that you no well.
I doubt if you read the article before you copy and paste.

There are so many things wrong with the article. read it and you will see that there are 79 persons involved;
16 RUSSIANS
20 CHINESE

37 MEN OF ARABIC DESCENT and
6 NIGERIANS

Nigeria has the lowest number of wanted men but FBI decided to highlight Nigerians as the headline because they want to be noticed

Y'all condemning the whole Nation because of some bad eggs.


THERE ARE ALOT OF NIGERIANS (HOME AND ABROAD) WHOSE HUSTLE ARE LEGIT, VERY LEGIT.
NO BE EVERYBODY DEY SCAM.
STOP PAINTING US BLACK.




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Tonymegabush1:
Not really bad boys in my opinion, taken one for the team na welcome something