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InvertedHammer:
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Give the bishop the trail paper and N1m donation (wink) and Falae will continue
to enjoy the best seat in the house of the Lord.

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If na Redeem or Oyedepo maybe

vikacydevato:
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We dey talk about yam eaters, this one dey talk about snail
My friend, those two tinz for snail head no be horns oh

Kingsteve:
Pardon the bluntness, just my observations and opinion.
I'm sure, many people will disagree with me though, and will find you attractive and sexy.

Mtchew
If i hear
Unless the pesin dey scope papers

TastyTuoyo:
My dear please cheer up

See the word DEVIL as

D....Daring
E...Excellent
V...Victorious
I....Inspiring
L...Lady

whenever she calls you Devil,smile and say "thank you".

You dey mad i swear

mamagee3:
Hi all, my mother keeps calling me the devil for no apparent reason. When I do nothing bad, she calls me the devil. I am sad and distraught.

As far as i know, she's right

theshaderoom:
You should start a personal blog to document these things you put on here. Nairaland is a forum

Na mad pesin na

dame29:
I love this series. I have this strong feeling that redd is liz's dad. My guess is that Liz mum being a russian spy met redd and cheated on liz's dad. Maybe that is the reason for the quarrel they had the night liz shot her father or what do u think?

Hmmm...
Never thought of it like that, cos clearly Liz's mum isn't his wife.
So you think Liz is his daughter even tho he deny's it?

I have cracked my head on this issue. And i see there are other people following the series.
Granted Reddington is loyal to his friends, but he has constantly shown he would willingly lay his life down for Elizabeth. And she is the only one who can talk to him anyhow and get away with it.
Liz as asked him pointedly, "are you my father?", and he denied it. Yet he is ready and willing to die for her, he would sacrifice his whole universe he has painstakingly created over 30 years for her.
As the number one fan of Reddington in the world, this bizarre fixation perplexes me, what do others think is really his relationship with her? Please share with me.
And i adore Reddington, hope to be a god father like him someday

cruzita:
papa obinna

No vex
You be man abi you be woman?

Michizzy:
Guys sef

Your personal text tho

SSpeter:
I am can never be God. I don't want any of those memories......My brother should know the truth. He deserves the truth!.....i can't be part of a family with a man that nearly ruined my family

Dude, you are right!
Dont mind all this f*cking holier than thou's talking smack now, no one was there when your mother cried all those dark nights or when your father suffered the humiliation of been locked up for a building he had duely paid for. When our parents get old and soft, its our duty to watch over them and protect them.
I swear on my life to hunt the lineage of anyone who trys this sort of shiid with my folks, so i can relate to what you are saying, especially cos you were right there when it all went down.
You cannot have these people as inlaws, this world is larger than having to pair with this same people.
And i know even if your family as forgiven them, they will always view you people with suspicion, and it will tell on your brother who they might some how turn against you guys. Send the email, rest your conscience! !!

Dude you are right.
Send the f*cking email

purest21:
I'm just so regretting. I so much hate to come in contact with that phrase "had I known"
I cannot ask her about who will send money o. This girl is looking for any opportunity to just swallow me. As if I'm the cause of her sickness. Fighting with a sick girl is what I can't get into right now

Hahahahha...
I swear i cant stop laffing
Were the mods at?


Op
Take this small money for her treatment

Hahahahaha...
I have almost died here with laff
My boxers are wet from hot piss.
I hope you no gbench this geh oh bros, hiv tinz sure pass dammy krane and wizkid part two i swear

Can i ask a question please?
Why do these people plead not guilty all the time?
This guy is standing there with the car he was seen sitting in, and having been identified by the security guard he tricked and having confessed he did it to "solve family problems" still pleaded not guilty in court.
Am i missing something here?

Lalasticalala, where are your front page powers oh
This is the genesis of what we are suffering in this country, yet they say they are the victims

ITbomb:
Each time I see things like this, I'm always disappointed in the black race.

Upon all the cameras in the church, only one was programmed to superimposed the white pics. Nice try

As in nollywood effects quality bah?

xreal:
@ gunpoint
for your information ... ya yansh is dirty, carry am go car wash

no be me talk am ooooooo

Hahahaha...
Thank you

Where is dasuki, make i award this oyibo man some cool billions, since na him work be dat

Clown

All this winch calabar gehs sef

I dey der too

BUGOFF:
You??!! God forbid!
if dat BJ guy wins a cake for wrecking dis section, you will most definitely win a biscuit.

Hahaha..
Aptly said

smsshola:
o boy u got me laughing...

My broda, you know this girls na.
Leave us go follow men with money

seggzz:
You don't believe Bitter Kola can do it?

My slippers don cut
Chai

seggzz:
What do you mean?

Norin...
Na Waka pass i dey broz

Hadez:
Seems he is making it big. God bless him

Karashika

dovelike:
Today was one of the most embarrassing day of my life . I went to my school financial building to inquire about some money they were supposed to give me.

I was attended to by a guy. I hardly classify men as handsome but I was almost blinded by this guy's handsomeness. His clothe was tight in the right places , lips red and full, teeth white as snow, nice mustache.

When he asked me how he could help me I totally forgot my question. I just mumbled something. In order to avoid embarrassing me he then asked me for my school ID, I couldn't remember that too. My SCHOOL ID!!! I use this everyday. I was sooo embarrassed. He even smiled.

I had to frown at him so he wouldn't get any ideas. God!
I left that place almost in tears.

What are u studying at uni?

dovelike:
Studied about the vagina deeply . Being a vurgin rocks. No matter what, man always respect beautiful and smart virgins . It makes some proud though. But we love it!!

Ha!!!
You be guy?

Vikky014:
Thank God u said rumor nt fact

Na rumor i hear oh.
Is it true or false tho?

Go marry