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HealthRe: My Fiancée Has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS), She Is Always In Pains by Guruindahouse(m): 2:59pm On May 19, 2019
Godspeed!
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Guruindahouse(m): 9:47am On May 19, 2019
You are so right. Its one of the best ways to reduce avoidable expenses that we think are indispensable.

My money is still intact and was forced to source for the fund that I needed elsewhere. My bank manager helped me because he discouraged me to liquidate it from the onset.

Never too late for anything, Bro. We learn everyday.
RealityShot:
this is WHY I love Tbills!

It Makes the funds unavailable and forces you to make or find other sources of funds.
Or simply CANCEL those truly unnecessary IMPULSIVE expenses.

I am learning great things here. I wish I started when I first saw this thread like 2013...then the interest was TOO small in my eyes! Lolzzzz
RomanceRe: Unbelievable.... Woman Almost Run Mad In A Pregnancy Photoshoot by Guruindahouse(m): 9:39am On May 19, 2019
The only person to blame is the mad man that impregnated her. A man that allow this from her woman need his brain to be checked.

What do we know, it's possible she did this without the man's consent.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Guruindahouse(m): 9:31am On May 19, 2019
How wet was she before you penetrated? Don't rush inserting your d.ick until her kpetus is drooling. If you do this and still complain, I think she should go for check up.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Guruindahouse(m): 9:20am On May 19, 2019
Yes.
iyaegin:
You are being warned by Gazzuzz and others but you no wan hear word.There is a reason this thread we always advise newbies to read backwards before jumping in but typical naija laziness dey always worry some people.
I started on Uber 2017 with a 2nd new 407 and trust me is suffered I became very well known in Ladipo in fact it was a constant for me.i used the car for just 6 months and I was in Ladipo at least 2ce every month that is apart from other issues I don't want to go into. eventually I sold the car at a good price luckily for me after cars 45 wan discourage me with dem useless pricing...i bid my time and because I also work I was able to then use that money to get a corolla 07 on HP and believe me in almost one year I have not visited the mechanic for nothing other than servicing but it came with a validated mileage of 87k so I got a very good deal or car as well without the usual shock or shaft issues and that's to computerglobal who chop my money well for various inspection reports but it was worth it in the end.
So guy I can tell you for free if you don't have up to 1m at least don't bother itself jumping in you will cry except you are just very fortunate to get a good car from a desperate sale or Canada runaway and such don't come around everyday. Secondly the market now is not like before it is very saturated now.Gone are the days when Saturday was a steady 2.0 surge in the island or Airport was a steady 2.0 surge every hour as planes landed, several great people here don join fence don't go and buy a car and in 6 months you don enter fence..word is enough for the wise....
RomanceRe: Best Friend Impregnates Corper's Wife In Lafia, Nasarawa by Guruindahouse(m): 8:39am On May 19, 2019
Ok. I will contact you when I need one. Hope I can get one like this in future.
OsuGanja:
Good morning chief,the pups are 55k
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 4:50pm On May 18, 2019
Bro, the country has never been this bad. First class graduates are even teaching in a private schools earning 30k naira/month. Is it not better to go to another man's land to do 4th class job and earn several hundreds of thousand of naira?

Only few graduates are lucky to get that lucrative jobs in Nigeria these days.

Nigeria is in deep mess!
olioxx:
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I wonder how an intelligent young Naija citizen will go to another country and be doing 4th class job?
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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Guruindahouse(m): 1:18pm On May 18, 2019
I didnt liquidate it eventually. Sorry for late reply though.
meetchandus:
Please do you have an update yet?..considering liquidating some funds as well..Kindly update with the process and how it goes.Thanks
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 2:27pm On May 17, 2019
I am talking about menial jobs like dishwashing, cleaning jobs here. In places like Norway, Sweden, Finland, there will not be problem to get those kind of jobs while studying. They are using non- indigenes to do those jobs that they can't do.

But in a place like Poland, Portugal, and those second class European countries, it can be difficult to even get menial jobs.

I know what I am talking about.
olioxx:
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I have read that article up there, but I base on fact. DONT LET THE MEDIA FOOL YOU.
The point is:
1. It is possible to work as a student (part time), even as a foreign national, BUT, it is rare.
The Norwegian economy is very conservative, considering their population(little over 5.2million).
2. You can get a job in Norway, ONLY, if you can speak the language. They might give you a waiver if you can get a very indemand job.
I hope that strikes a point?
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 7:24am On May 17, 2019
Links to show that students are allowed to work in some EU countries.
https://www.studyinnorway.no/study-in-norway/part-time-work
https://studyindenmark.dk/live-in-denmark/working-in-denmark/hours-and-legalities
https://www.hb.se/en/Current-Student/Admitted-student/Living-in-Sweden/Working-in-Sweden/

And with Estonia and Finland, I am sure students are allowed to work part time while studying for about 25hrs/week.

Can you tell where its not difficult to combine studying with working? From USA to Australia, its not gonna be easy to studying and working. Even in Nigeria, its not easy to do that not to talk of foreign land.

The point is to manage your time very well.
olioxx:
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I doubt this!
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Need explanation on this.
It is kinda difficult to study and work in Norway as a foreign national.
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TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m):
Trust me on this, there is no better country to move to other than English-speaking country if you are ambitious as a Nigerian. I will say also that IT guys are aslo getting better jobs in Europe after their studies. For me, life is not all about making bucks only but how I make it. Besides Ireland and UK in Europe, if you are not fluent in their native languages, life is gonna be tough. You can only understand when you are there.

About UK, please let us give them kudos. Do you know when they had been issueing post-study visas to Nigerian(and other NON EU CITIZENS) before things changed? They have tried my brother. Go to London and see for yourself how many Nigerians have established themselves there. Majority of them studied and graduated in UK before thier immigration law get stricter in 2014 or so. Talking about German tuition free system, do you know that Sweden and Finland have been doing it for many years but stopped it? Believe me, Germany can stop it as well at any time to regulate their migration.

If our country is good enough, this kind of thread may not be opened. Canada, Aussie that have different immigration programs right now can stop it at anytime and there is nothing we will do about it.

My brother, I am only here to help with information that people may lack. I will say that I got all your points but its sad that Nigeria is such in deep mess that we are looking for greener pasture anywhere these days.

IchBinBrait:
At the bolded.. So sense has finally fallen on them. Whether they give 6months or 24 months post study visa,, prospective students won't forsake Germany, Finland, Estonia, Sweden, Norway... To me UK has lost it.. Before I gained admission into the University, I used to dream of living in the US/UK. I checked on some UK Universities online and saw their annoying rqts.. "Candidates must be willing to go back and develop their home country after their studies" and am like this is rubbish abeg...

The German Government introduced its zero tuition fee system for students from any Nationality and allow students stay as permanent immigrants with the knowledge that they will make good bucks outta the student either through taxes (for high earners), rents, transport fees, insurance etc and ensure that such student enjoy good quality of life... But UK did not reason like this. Now they wanna attract students. Mtcheew! Expensive country, high school fees etc with their unnecessary IELTS / TOEFL exams.. They just love to extort people.
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 1:26pm On May 16, 2019
I got your points. Virtually all well developed European countries have all the attributes you mentioned. Forget places like Hungary, Portugal, Russia, Poland etc. Its better to go to better place within Europe if you have the capacity to do so.

I can't give a specific infomation on Estonia but can provide general information that may giude you to make a better decision. However, if you want to ask specific questions or know more regarding Estonia, here is the thread for that: https://www.nairaland.com/1972275/lets-talk-estonia
cutegentility:
No problems.

I wish to go for studies here, but what fascinated me about Estonia is their simple life style, affordability (low taxation) and most especially their great affinity for technology. I wish to study integrated Engineering in Tallinn university,

But I may reconsider my decision if life is better in places like Finland and Germany . I need explanation more
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 11:33am On May 16, 2019
Estonia is not a bad option but why not a place like Germany? There are more opportunities in a place like Germany, Sweden and even Finland than Estonia.

Tell me more about your situation and I will know how to advise you. Are you going for studies? What is your prospective course of study? If you dont want to post it here, just pm me and we can relate privately.



cutegentility:
Well-done boss I need confirm information about estonia
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 10:16am On May 16, 2019
Just pm me and I will reply you via my email ID.
cydophobia:
Thank you Boss.
I am IT professional.Will appreciate your email address, I want to ask you more questions.
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m):
The only positive thing about Portugal is that, it is part of EU and their residence permit/visa can be used to travel within Schegen zones. Its a dead zone in term of job opportunities. Comparing Portugal to Norway is like comparing Canada with Mexico.

Are you going for studies? If the answer is yes, the thing about Norway is that, it's difficult to stay there after your graduation because the immigration rule is that you must get related job in your study area before work permit can be given to you. Let me state that while studying and doing part time job(menial job) in Norway, I am pretty sure that you will save reasonable amount of money during this period.

To be Frank, in most of these countries, it's extremely difficult to get professional jobs without a very good ability to speak their languages. However, if you are into IT and know your onions, you stand a better chance.

NB: UK has started giving six-month post study visa.


cydophobia:
Between Portugal and Norway which country is better for a new comer to settle down.
Thanks brother.
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m):
Just do your research very well before you leave Naija for any country in Europe.

Some people are really misleading people here.

Drop any questions about Scandinavia countries and other European countries and I will reply as much as possible
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Gets Mercedes-Benz GL450 As Gift From Her Husband (photos) by Guruindahouse(m): 3:34pm On May 15, 2019
Hahaha. Why are you like this? grin grin grin
jendhorlee:
the way the man dey spend money on this girl ehn, i just dey imagine wetin go dey happen in d other room grin
EducationRe: FG Approves Abolition Of HND/BSC Dichotomy by Guruindahouse(m):
Don't let anyone deceive you, if you have the chance, pls go for university degrees instead of HND! The dichotomy will always be there. Many parastatals will never employ someone with HND cert over University degree cert.

Besides these abovementioned, when trying to go abroad to study many developed countries don't even recognize HND cert.

My 2 cents.
PoliticsRe: 9th National Assembly: 469 Members To Receive N4.68bn Welcome Package by Guruindahouse(m): 6:58am On May 15, 2019
This is the same country where to pay 30000 naira minimum wage is so difficult. These miscreants at the helm of affairs do not give any damn about citizens.

Here again, the losers are already talking about who will rule the country by 2023. What's gonna happen between 2019-2023 does not really matter to the selfish political players and their stupid followers.
PoliticsRe: I Am Upset With The Level Of Poverty In Nigeria – President Buhari by Guruindahouse(m): 11:03am On May 14, 2019
You nailed it. Thank you!
aariwa:
How I wish buhari died 3 years ago in London. Osibanjo would have made a very good president. He pulled Nigeria out of recession when the brain dead baba go slow was in London,initiated made good programmes to help the poor,and always performs amazingly well any time buhari travels.As long as hausa fulani remains a part of southern Nigeria, the country cannot grow even in the next 200 years.Confederation or secession is the answer
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 8:48am On May 14, 2019
To trash.
Ryan03:
Yes, i'll be heading to the trash to search for food for my cute little pig, i Dont want you to starve, any special request? Oh! I remember your favourite treat, dog shit.
TravelRe: Should I Move To The UK Or Return To Nigeria? by Guruindahouse(m): 6:37am On May 14, 2019
Leave the guy alone. Where are they paying security guard $40/hour? Nairalanders and their lies. Na gullible people he want to catch.
lilwetdick:
yes very respectable indeed, continue cooking up stories and dream pays.
TravelRe: Should I Move To The UK Or Return To Nigeria? by Guruindahouse(m): 4:36am On May 14, 2019
Do you really know how long it will take him to get UK citizenship for goodness sake? He can be over 35 yrs old by the time he get UK passport. Time is not a friend!
Freedem:
Go to the UK and get that citizenship first. Nigeria is only worth risking if you have plan b. You also have a better chance of securing a job in the UK.
Unless you have investments in Nigeria and a plan.
TravelRe: Should I Move To The UK Or Return To Nigeria? by Guruindahouse(m):
Its possible that there few Nigerians leaving Canada for a place like Germany but this has to be insignificant number compare to Nigerians moving in the opposite direction. With perseverance, consistency and hardwork something worthwhile will come forth in Canada. Canada and Australia tops the rank of best countries to live these days. USA is not also a bad option with a very good degree there.

Forget the option of marrying a girl in order to move to UK because I can sense danger there if you are not a woman wrapper.

Let me give you options that you have considering your age.

First, stay put in Germany and endure to do the menial jobs for atleast 2-3 years to save reasonable amount of money. While doing this, stop giving any extended family members money if it's not dire necessary. Remember, everyone will survive if you are not abroad earning hard currency. God forbid bad thing, if something happen to you, don't you know they will move on with their lives? My point to drive home is that, learn to say 'no' so that you can save up. However, always give stipend to your parents for their blessings. Save, save, save and spend money on things you really need. When you have saved enough money and ensure on projects you wanna do, go home to execute it. Warning here, don't put anyone to supervise your business because that will be the beginning to its end. Always be there to monitor things yourself and see your business empire grow. Lastly on this, dont venture into business you don't know its in and out and ensure you get right to live in Germany indefinitely before leaving for Naija. Always have back up plan.

Second option, since you are still less than 30 yrs old, go for another masters degree in Canada or Australia in a highly demanded field. I would say that if you are studious and eligible enough, go for PhD in Australia because this will earn you their permanent residence without much ado. With a good MSC degree or PhD in a hot area in these two countries, you will get something professional.

Sad but true, its not easy to compete with white folks in their countries. I wish all the best!

ShyWhale:
This life ehn. We've got Nigerian students from Canada come to Germany because of lack of skilled opportunities. They say there is discrimination on lack of Canadian degrees and Canadian experience. Also, honest reviews from Quora don't help. It seems many skilled migrants in Canada are also trapped in these same unskilled jobs.

I would have gone to Canada long ago if not for that. I felt the money to be wasted on the processing of the Canadian PR to go get unskilled jobs could be better channelled to my business projects in Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 3:35am On May 14, 2019
You and your words go to thrash, miscreant. Can't waste my time on your useless life.
Ryan03:
You are welcome, now run along to the nearest pond in your vicinity, if you Cant find any, just mention me, i'll be willing to help. Why do i rear you if i Cant find a suitable pond for you?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 3:33am On May 14, 2019
Ryan03:
You are welcome, now run along to the nearest pond in your vicinity, if you Cant find any, just mention me, i'll be willing to help. Why do i rear you if i Cant find a suitable pond for you?
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 3:28am On May 14, 2019
Gibberish coming from miscreant.
[s]You are welcome, now run along to the nearest pond in your vicinity, if you Cant find any, just mention me, i'll be willing to help. Why do i rear you if i Cant find a suitable pond for you?[/s]
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 3:08pm On May 13, 2019
Sharrap!
Ryan03:
Is that all you've got? I enjoy mentions, keep it coming bastard cheesy you are really a pig, roll in the mud pumpkin grin i'm enjoying the show
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 3:07pm On May 13, 2019
Sharrap!
wifeesnatcher:
dem born u well make u repeat this babysit talk in my presence?

imagine this nitwit trying to use me learn two letter words here with your incoherent statement cheesy


wifeesnatcher don suffer, I'll deposit some senses in that your dumb skull, waiting for your kindergarten response
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 1:41pm On May 13, 2019
slowpoke, go raw on Nairaland and hate myself for it. Hahahaha. I forget that this is the only place where your voice can be heard in your miserable and wretched life.

I get better thing to do, let me leave olo.shi alone.
wifeesnatcher:
pity your watered brain and tame your stupidity out of public next time. if I go raw with you, you will h.a.t.e yourself
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pours Praises On Son In New Pictures - Funke Akindele Reacts by Guruindahouse(m): 1:35pm On May 13, 2019
Hahaha. E pain the monkey grin Do you want me to continue replying your indolent ass? I said it again, just shut your poo-filled mouth up
Ryan03:
I will quote you again and again, what can you do Other than rant on a faceless forum and claim billionaire? Mad son of a pig

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