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InvestmentRe: N1 Million Investment Fund:- Seeking Investment Opportunities (Now N5Million) by Guruindahouse(m): 10:04pm On Jun 30, 2019
He didn't reply anymore. May be he got the fund.
aussig:
How's your journey so far?

I hope you were able to get the funding you were looking for
InvestmentRe: "BUILD Student Hostel With N30millions & MAKE N9millions Every Year For 25years, by Guruindahouse(m): 9:48pm On Jun 30, 2019
Nice
InvestmentRe: Serious Minded Partner Needed Urgently by Guruindahouse(m): 9:37pm On Jun 30, 2019
Is there any collateral?
honestpoju:
Hello Folks.

This is me again. Many of us will be wondering why I keep coming back again and again. Well I am yet to get what I want and my goal.
I am one who persist, I don't give up.

Now the reason am here is simple and I won't bore you all with too many stories. I am a foodprenuer, a mixologist and a foodie by profession, passion and choice.
I have an ambition, a focus and a goal. But unfortunately due to my present financial situation,i am not able to achieve my goal.

That being said,I am using this medium and opportunity to call on anyone ( Entrepreneur, working class, Business person, angel investor etc) who can partner with me to run this venture together.

I want to set up a feasible, affordable and Food & Grill spot in the heart of Ibadan Nigeria. Fortunately, I am hard working, target driven, ambitious, experienced to get the jobs b done if properly empowered.

Trust me, you won't regret investing in me. Its much better than online scams, forex, MMM and ponzi schemes of all sorts. Here you get to see your moneys worth and how its working for you.
I can be reached via phone or whatsapp on 08027569011.

N.B: if you are going to waste my time, please don't bother reaching out. Namaste.

Thank you.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Reacts To Busola Dakolo’s Rape Allegation Against Pastor Fatoyinbo by Guruindahouse(m): 3:51pm On Jun 28, 2019
Look at how front page are flooded with this rape issue shocked. We no go have our peace this weekend anymore. Everyone of them are reacting to the allegation in order to trend.
CrimeRe: If You Have No Business In Ghana, Go Back To Nigeria -nigerian Union Of Traders by Guruindahouse(m): 6:40am On Jun 21, 2019
Xenophobic attack against Nigerians by Ghanians shocked
For the sake of innocent children and coming generations, something must be done to fix Nigeria. If na to split make the thing split.
SportsRe: Francesco Totti Resigns From Roma After 30 Years, Says Leaving Is Like "Dying" by Guruindahouse(m): 3:48pm On Jun 19, 2019
That selfie is iconic and Totti will never be forgotten in the history of Roma for all the scarifices he made. One of few players in modern era that put loyalty before money.

BusinessRe: Educational Toys For Kids & Business Opportunities by Guruindahouse(m): 4:55am On Jun 07, 2019
I will call you. BTW, where are you located?
Six11:
Please call me
FamilyRe: My Wife Watching Porn by Guruindahouse(m):
Men should up their games!!! Good sex in marriage alone keep home harmoniously.
breakerofchains:
Nigerians make me laugh!

Did you just say any women using intimacy gadgets is possessed?

Lmao...

Research shows that heterosexual women are the least likely to orgasm during sex. What this means is the highest percentage of women who actually get to climax during sex are lesbians...yup, you read that right.

Now here you are saying this... Like seriously now?

The least they can do is get intimacy gadgets, in fact, I encourage every woman, especially heterosexual women ( because let's face it, you need sexual assistance as some dicks can be useless) to invest in quality intimacy gadgets.

Don't listen to men who can't even get you to bust a nut.
FamilyRe: My Wife Watching Porn by Guruindahouse(m):
Unfortunately, the OP put this topic in a wrong place and getting wrong advices. If he dares to touch that woman, he can lose everything he has been working for. Women are rulers in that part of the world. She may be setting trap for you or she is just being open-minded/sex starved.
OP, you understand what he is talking about, pls be wise if you are the owner of the house.

Where did OP meet his wife sef?
nwanneni:
better go and sell that house and launder the money before divorce make you lose it!
Or make peace with her,y'all stay happy for a while,do everything she wants and propose a business to her that will make you use the house as collateral to take an almost equivalent loan from a bank and default it,so you get to move that liquidity outside the shores of that country.
That woman might catch you if you don't act fast!goodluck
BusinessRe: Educational Toys For Kids & Business Opportunities by Guruindahouse(m): 1:49pm On Jun 02, 2019
Nice. How much is the y-pads for a kid of about 18+ months? how do I get it from your shop?
Six11:
Y-PADS FOR KIDS

DESCRIPTION

The ideal learning tool for your kids, It comes with some cool features and it is handy, easy to use learning tool. What makes it fancy is that when you turn it on blue light grows ground the tablet.

With this awesome device, your kids can improve their pronunciation of some words, learn how to spell, it also helps to exercise your child’s eyesight,‎ hearing ability and knowledge.

OTHER FEATURES

Word Mode: 6 Special Words and Different Sound: Letter Mode, Spelling Mode, Word Mode, Asking Mode. 1 Demo key: 2 different songs.It requires a Requires 3 X AA batteries.

SEE SPECIFICATION

Y-Pad English Computer for children
Learn English Alphabets easily
Improve English pronunciation
Learn English word spelling
Develop hand and eye coordination
Simulate children’s visual, auditory and tactile ability
Please kindly note that this is only for children’s education purpose
The screen can only be pressed
Require 3 AAA batteries (NOT INCLUDED)
Age: 18months +
Dimensions: 24*18.7*1cm
Choose from 2 colours (Pink and Blue)

PLEASE NOTE
Please don’t compare this to the real iPad
This device does not have an LCD screen
The device has icon buttons which need to be pressed
Please kindly note that this is only for children’s education purpose.

The screen can be pressed only.

Call- 07018695063
BusinessRe: Educational Toys For Kids & Business Opportunities by Guruindahouse(m): 1:47pm On Jun 02, 2019
Nice. How much is the y-pads for a kid of about 18+ months? How do I get it from your shop?
InvestmentRe: What Good Business Can I Invest 30-50k In by Guruindahouse(m): 12:39pm On Jun 02, 2019
What business is that?
xana101:
Loan the 50k
to me and get 10k in 2 months. 30k each month I’ll pay u. Payment guaranteed. If we meet and u see things for ur self u will believe payment is guaranteed.
SportsRe: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Guruindahouse(m): 7:53am On Jun 02, 2019
You are a swine, no.doubt about it grin
KristaPretty:
All these Yoruba girls sef! grin grin grin
PhonesRe: Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 Vs Nokia X5 (5.1 Plus) Speed Test & RAM Comparison (photos) by Guruindahouse(m): 3:55pm On May 30, 2019
Android phones everywhere.
henry007:
Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 goes head to head with the Nokia X5 (5.1 Plus).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnOV2C7JyK0


The Nokia X5 is priced significantly lower at N45,000($125) for the 32GB/3GB variant which is N10,000($25) difference from the Redmi Note 7.
For all that you're getting some useful features on the Redmi Note 7, which I mentioned in this video.

See screenshots from video below.
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InvestmentRe: N1 Million Investment Fund:- Seeking Investment Opportunities (Now N5Million) by Guruindahouse(m): 7:42am On May 30, 2019
You don't know who is going to have that little faith in you and invest in your businesses but checked your mention to my post and insulted me. You even told someone else to shut up. I am expecting this thread to be for serious-minded people and matured ones that will be deterred of abuse and curse. Let's be civic because no one has monopoly of abuse. I am only suggesting Tbills to the OP. I am also a potential investor as well but I am more scrupulous than ever now before I to go into any investment.

Someone duped me here on Nairaland recently on ROI over investment of less than 100k naira. He becomes boss when he got what he wanted. I even sent his whatsapp chat on ROI agreement we had back then to him but he has been twisting me.


Planet3xi:
Hater alert. People can decide what they want themselves. Just as you're not a thief or killer so also are over one million legitimate persons out there you're trying to deny an opportunity for growth. Grow up. Stop spreading panic
PoliticsRe: Those Calling Me Baba Go Slow Will Be Shocked In My Second Term - Buhari by Guruindahouse(m): 6:28am On May 28, 2019
Hahaha..My favourite meme be dis.
BruncleZuma:
That's what the emergency interview was for?

[img]https://i./3NpLR.gif[/img]

Meanwhile, Nigeria lost 2 goals to nothing to the USA at the FIFA U20 World cup...
PoliticsRe: Those Calling Me Baba Go Slow Will Be Shocked In My Second Term - Buhari by Guruindahouse(m): 6:27am On May 28, 2019
You can only give what you have!
InvestmentRe: N1 Million Investment Fund:- Seeking Investment Opportunities (Now N5Million) by Guruindahouse(m): 8:06pm On May 27, 2019
My brand new tricycle disappeared within 4 months by a family friend that I have known more than a decade.

Anyway, pm me and let's see what will happen.
davincizlyrics:
Yeah I guess Nigeria of today is that bad.. Nobody’s word counts for much these days.. But that’s what I have to offer, if I did have a collateral, I would have probably gotten a loan or something.. What I have offered in terms of guarantors and my family’s permanent residence is enough for you to understand that I mean business.. You’ll be aware of the Business’ Activities, location, down to the daily financials.. In a way you’ll be a partner; which is primarily what being an investor means; Being a partner.
InvestmentRe: N1 Million Investment Fund:- Seeking Investment Opportunities (Now N5Million) by Guruindahouse(m): 4:04pm On May 27, 2019
Of course, I am talking about investment. Unfortunately, signed agreement with guarantors doesnt mean that I will get my investment back. Its difficult to get an investor without collateral in Naija of today.
davincizlyrics:
Capital= N828,000.00..
I thought it was an investment? I don’t have any landed securities but I can sign an agreement and provide you with guarantors and my family’s permanent residence.
After 12months, I estimate twice the investment amount. Which of course will be done on a profit sharing module we’ll probably agree on.
InvestmentRe: Investors/partners Needed For Cocoa Business by Guruindahouse(m): 1:42pm On May 27, 2019
Where is your office located and what is ROI and the time limit?

Did you register your company? Post more pls!
sultanO:
Am directly involved. for further information contact me.
InvestmentRe: N1 Million Investment Fund:- Seeking Investment Opportunities (Now N5Million) by Guruindahouse(m): 1:23pm On May 27, 2019
How much is the capital you are looking for? What's the turn over rate and what collateral do you have?
davincizlyrics:
Ok. I have a degree in optometry and I have worked with about seven eye clinics in Lagos and have run two of these clinics from scratch. Making money from an eye clinic depends on two things majorly. The people (age and population)and the location (proximity and convinience in relation to the people). The location I have in mind currently satisfies this. With a current population of about 500,000, most of which are advanced age-wise.. this is important because the older we get the more our vision detiorates. and there is no current eye clinic in the location for at least 11km, it’s the perfect location for a clinic, it’ll save the people time and money and above all it’ll be convinient for the residents.
I have worked for one of the best clinics in Lagos, and was the lead optometrist in charge of treating patients, the skill cannot be questioned. I have worked with more than 5 different ophthalmologist and I have contacts with few of them for Surgical purposes.
In any business, people equals money. Various marketing strategies exists to draw in a lot of people from regular weekly screenings to one on one marketing.
I understand the business very well.. it’s the one business I excel at and have been doing for the longest of time.
Is the business real? Well I have been working as an optometrist for a pretty long time so I know what works and how it work in that light the possibilities of making a good amount of money from it is very real. If you mean if the business is grounded, has a location and is already established, well the answer would be no. I wouldn’t be here typing this long message if it was. The good thing about eye clinics is when it starts its self sufficient under a year and grows steadily as time moves. The only danger to an eye clinic is another eye clinic in close proximity. Saturation reduces the amount of organic clients and that’s bad for business.
InvestmentRe: N1 Million Investment Fund:- Seeking Investment Opportunities (Now N5Million) by Guruindahouse(m): 10:24pm On May 26, 2019
Why can't you purchase treasury bills? It's difficult to find a trustworthy and reliable biz partner these days.
aussig:
I have idle sum of N1 million which I want to invest in at least 3 different businesses

Please send in your proposals if you have any viable business you are running which requires infusion of a little cash to help expand its operation.

Conditions potential investees must meet

- Business must be registered with a name from Corporate Affairs Commission

- Business must have been in operation for at least 18 months

- The business must actually be involved in the production of an item or rendering or services (Online businesses such as forex trading, bitcoin trading, multilevel marking etc are not acceptable)

- You must demonstrate a complete understanding of the business you are promoting including the business trends and seasonality therein

- You must prove that the business is making money and has potentials

- No middle men or agents allowed, I will only deal with the business owner directly

The whole business concept must be outlined here on Nairaland; there will be no telephone communication until you are able to convince me that the business venture is worth the risk.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Girls Sold As Sex Slaves In Mali For N210,000 – NAPTIP by Guruindahouse(m): 10:10pm On May 26, 2019
I feel you. Its sad that the youths that need to take it back from these miscreants are already fighting over who will rule among Tinubu, Osinbajo or Elrufai come 2023.

I am even pitying the country that the unborn children will call their own.
Disintegration or revolution is the key to eradicate our serious impediments to nation's progress.
Toks2008:
Honestly...what a country... Everyday I weep inside and ask where did we go wrong?

Q
SportsRe: Fans Hail Lionel Messi For Dribbling Top Players (Photos) by Guruindahouse(m): 6:32am On May 24, 2019
When Ronaldhino was at his peak in Barca, who thought Barca will have someone that is even better than him back then? Trust me, a genius will emerge again once Messi retires at the right time.

Definitely, there is no team that will lose a player like Messi without missing his impact. Hope Barca will prepare adequately for post-messi era.
Corrosiveman:
undecided To Me Messi is already ageing...... Barcelona would be the Spanish Fulham when Messi retires since 40% of their goals are scored by him......If I were Barca I would bench Messi next season grin
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 6:25am On May 24, 2019
You are absolutely right!
olioxx:
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The old way is expiring bro.
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Those graduate with meagre salaries are their own problem. We are in a JET age where you need skill(s) to supplement yourself.
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I once worked a 50k per month job, but I considered the job thrash. I resigned with no predefined job(s). I hone my skill, I learnt from a teacher, and I am a proud tech guy today with decent compensation.
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Look those few graduates that have lucrative jobs are those that have an indemand skill(s), and the companies are ready to dole out the cash on em.
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Yes Nigeria is usless, but even with that you are not hindered to learn a skill(s) today and enjoy the blessings tomorrow.
NO PAIN NO GAIN...
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I am open to constructive critism.
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InvestmentRe: What Kind Of Company Can I Start With 30million Naira by Guruindahouse(m): 4:11am On May 21, 2019
OK,sir.
RealityShot:
I hope you are not waiting for me to write how to sell palm oil and plantain here?

If so, go to the business forum and you will see threads on that.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Always Acting Funny During Sex. by Guruindahouse(m): 7:19pm On May 20, 2019
Trying to imagine how a nervous vajy look likegrin
Burntcoal:
Gbam! U cant put a rushy d...k in a nervous vajy. Its nt gud.
InvestmentRe: What Kind Of Company Can I Start With 30million Naira by Guruindahouse(m): 4:39am On May 20, 2019
OK Boss. I am listening, sir.
RealityShot:
lol
Yes boss
TravelRe: Derailer Thread: Meeting Point For Nigerians/Africans In Scandanavia by Guruindahouse(m): 4:37am On May 20, 2019
To quickly answer your question, software development and data analysis is very popular these days. I am not sure about networking though, note that I am not an IT guy myself. I will suggest that you go to German job portals such as www.indeed.de and see for yourself jobs (IT) that are numerous there.
Goztino:
Good evening guru himself, I just stumped on the thread and I have been reading it since morning, by God's grace I will be in Germany this year for my Msc in applied Geoscience at RWTH Aachen University,Germany.
Normally Germany gives you 18 months to look for jobs related to your course and immediately you get one, your road to permanent residency just got activated.
From the information I get, getting a professional job after Msc ain't easy, that's why I have started learning their language online while in Nigeria and I plan going into IT field in order not to carry all my eggs in one basket.
Which of these IT field is needed in Europe and won't be hard to learn?
I am contemplating going into networking as I have no experience in programming and really, it appears so boring to me
InvestmentRe: What Kind Of Company Can I Start With 30million Naira by Guruindahouse(m): 9:27pm On May 19, 2019
Do you have idea how to sell products of palm trees and plantain?
RealityShot:
ahiboilandgas

That guy knows his stuff O!

If you like that idea.. He will sure put you through. View his old posts.


HOWEVER, if na my 30 million and I am not getting any more from where I got it, this is what I shall do:

Put 20m in treasury bills and collect 12.5% interest.
Now I have 12.5m in hand.

I will buy 1 plot where there is population with no gas plant.. Like 1.5m
Then set up a 2.5ton gas plant with like 3-4m.

Keep running expenses of 500k
Total: 6million

Can add a few gas accessories with 100k...

Next, I will put aside 1.2 m for my upkeep for 1 year.

Next, I go off town and buy like 5 hectares 2m or less...
And plant palm trees + plantains.... Like 1.5m will do even if it's not enough to plant the whole land.
(palm for long term income and plantain for short term income)

Total expenses : 3.5m

Therefore I will have 1.3m spare which I will then put in money market fund to yield 10k monthly while I can easily access it for any unforseen emergency.

That's my plan... You can do only part or all.
LOL. You won't need me to do any of these. Hire experts.

GOOD luck.


P.S: later you will build an oil mill too!

So a gas and agro allied company.
Car TalkRe: 15 Toyota Models Specifically Built For Nigeria by Guruindahouse(m): 6:19pm On May 19, 2019
Make I bring my mat here grin

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