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Its a pity that this piece of shi.t wanna correct me.

wifeesnatcher:
and who tell your dumbness I'm relevant here? does relevance have another meaning you jerk?


how am I relevant here, am I the Mod? your stupidity had no bound, so I don't expect you to heed to the correction of your foolishness

Sharrap there, filthy thing! This is only place you are relevant in life. Your trashes are inconsequential to me.

wifeesnatcher:
low life you meant empty head. why not reply now and let me give u back hot.



stop typing when your mental provider is unavailable, you won't listen

Sharrap there, filthy thing!

wifeesnatcher:
low life you meant empty head. why not reply now and let me give u back hot.



stop typing when your mental provider is unavailable, you won't listen

To your utmost dismay, you can only dream to live where i call my home, keyboard warrior. Its unfortunate that this is a faceless forum. I am living a fulfilled life but I don't tolerate shit from fa.g.gots like you.
You nonentity, I was mentioned in the first place and called names. Are they not insultive enough? The only place they are relevant is on Nairaland. Oloriburuku somebody.

Don't ever quote my mention again!

Ryan03:
You sound so stupid and pained, you better crawl back to the maggot infested hole you crawled out from. You can throw your stupid Insults at my back cause thats where you belong

Sharrap there, stupendously stupid being!

SirLakes:
How is her life your bizness, get a life and fvck off my friend
Ewu

I don't have to reply your stupid questions, riff-raff, nincompoop and kow-life fellow.

wifeesnatcher:
imagine this hypocrite feeling like he/she have opinion about others?

if you're a guy haven't u fvck before? and if you're a lady is the road to your legs still one-way?

Since he has a boy to call her mama, no need for husband anymore. Testing and running different size and shape of joysticks is her priority henceforth.

Who can tell me she has not been receiving pr.ck. Does anyone think Olu Jacobs and Joke Silva didn't go through rough times at all?

Shine yours eyes before you walk down the aisle.

Can you tell me why Van dijk will win it if Spurs beat them in champions league final.

Jokerman:
Van dijk for ballondor.... Messi blew his chance

Don't mind them. This guy had already had 2 Laliga trophies and second copa de rey cup is coming soon. Are those trophies not justified his move to Barca?

In fact, by June 1st, we will know if Liverpool will even win anything because Spurs are motivated the same way they are, and it will be a miracle if Man city will lose against Brighton on Sunday.

NessieRey:
baba he went to barca because of trophies not necessarily champions league. Apparently, he has done just that.

What a useless and time wasters scheme. You will understand why it has not been scraped when you realize the gravity of corruption going on in the scheme.

Some LI do collect more than 50% of Absentees' allowances monthly.

I hear you pastor. How many western pastors can boast of private jets but here in Naija, only God knows how many private-jet-owned pastors that we have these days. It is only in Nigeria you will be hearing pastors stylishly using bible to lay curses on members that do not 'give abundantly'.

In a saner country,income and expenditures will be disclosed to some committee or entire member of the church.

No one can scam me anymore! Me I don escape.

You will surely have F9 in English Language if you dare sit for WAEC/NECO.

buharitill2023:
f9 adeleke has only f9 in waec of 1981, he did not sit in neco of 2017, and somebody impersonate him.

Yawned

This is a lesson for us the general public to learn as well, invest the little money you are earning and even save for a time like this. Any freaking thing can happen in future. Be wise while spending!

Don't waste your money on frivolities to impress people that may not give a damn when in dire need of help.

Thanks!

I say a big Amen to it. No offence, of course.

Do you know that some of these low-lives supporting backwardness can't even bold of 250000 naira in their bank accounts while some millionaires are even among people clamoring for positive change? Dont let us beclouded by ethnic, religious and other irrelevant views. Things are getting worse in the country.

I met a first class graduate recently, this poor guy graduated 3 years ago but he could not get a befitting job than teaching primary school pupils . I never thought we will end up like this in Nigeria.

I say it again, no offence, anyone claiming things are better off in Nigeria, I pray that his/her lives will be like Nigeria led by Buhari.

okenwa101:
Your life shall be like Nigeria led by buhari, no insults just wished you what you wished orthers. Accept in good faith.

There was once a country. Disintegration is the solution to put an end to this poo.

What the hell is sincerity and integrity when hunger is killing citizens? Trust me, hope North and southern Nigerian should first of all go thier separate ways for a start.

When you go to migration office to get passport, thats when you will realize this country is in mess. Every one wanna leave the country now.

In a country where Federal lawmakers will pocket 23.7 billion naira for gratuity and allowance, and you are shouting like this because of 30,000 naira min wage? Saraki, you do well.

Go and check some stuffs, the prices have increased already even before collecting the salary.

who will save the sinking ship Nigeria from miscreants

Last price?

mikkyjay:
You can have this one, it has 106,000 on it's odour meter
It's 2010 hybrid Camry still very new

Putting my mat here. Looking for reliable cars for Uber business.

Its 100k naira according to my research. Person can save up to do it. It really worth it if in doubt of a partenity. My brother, things are happening, trust me!

Dshocker:
DNA test are very expensive you know?

Few days ago when this issue came up here, some people said 100k naira is too much to carry out DNA test if in doubt. Can you just imagine 21 and 17 yrs children belonging to another man?

Honestly, e go be like dream. This had happened to my cousin recently.

My 2 cents o!

The link to the video showing her wedding be dis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq7LE4I7Fts

Do you think DNA cost millions of Naira or something? I read it not long ago there are places to do DNA for 100k naira. Men that can afford this should not hesitate to do it if they are in doubts. A cousin of mine was highly devastated when he realized his 4-yr-old son is not his. Hence, I am talking from experience.

Here is another link that I just googled now. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.legit.ng/amp/1135555-cost-dna-test-nigeria-hospital.html
The way married women are doing rubbish around, you will know its affordable to do it at that price if in doubt of paternity of a child.

Only strands of his/her hair is even enough to do it according to my research.

Toks2008:
DNA is expensive and this is why many men arent going for it.

If you are in doubt of the paternity of any of your children, please go for the test ASAP. No need to be emotional at it by telling your partner.

DNA test can be done at affordable price. It's gonna be calamitous and distrastrous after several years to discover that you have been raising another man's pikin.

Its gonna be difficult living with a stranger under your roof

To avoid stories that touch hearts, stay faithful with your partner no matter the situation.

Thanks a lot! This is my first time liquidating tbill before the maturity date.

Edit: "I won’t advice you do that sir, Because of the default rate. Can be as high as 45percent sir" This is the reply from my account manager when I told him that I want to liquidate my tbill.

Pls reply.

RealityShot:
from what we have discussed here:
You will not lose your capital (3.2m)
It is part of the interest that you will lose.

Therefore,
You got an interest of 200,000
I.e: 1111.11 per day for 180 days.

You have only earned 54 days till today.
Therefore, you will have 126 days interest deducted from your interest paid upfront.

This equates to :
126 x 1111.1 = N 139999.99

Meaning you will receive N3200000 - N139999.99 = ~N 3,060,000


REMEMBER, you lose nothing. Except for charges normally.



In another scenario, if your bank has a liquidation charge, then your case is different as that is what they will remove from your interest. (still not your capital)

I believe rates have not gone down that far to make these calculations wrong.


GOOD LUCK and please do tell us how you fared at the end.


P. S:
You should ask them if they will allow you liquidate part of the sum,
If you don't really need all of it O.

Hello house, I want to liquidate my tbills with Zenith bank.

How much can someone guess I am gonna lose on Tbills of 3.2m naira that's is suppose to be matured on 29/8/2019. Its a six-month tbill of 12.5% rate. I just need some figure that I will get back once I liquidate it.

God bless you, sister. When they see you shouting, they will leave you alone.

The way they beg at MMA is just too irritating.

mimicue:
I’m sorry but they are not wise at all

My first time of traveling to Dubai was with family but due to booking issue , we had to enter different flight .
When I go to checking in spot .? They began asking why I’m traveling alone now . As a young girl they thought they have seen mumu , I told them the situation, They den told me to step aside . Me that I have heard thier gist before hand, I was at the airport for about 3hrs earlier . Next thing the idiot immigration office asked for my money if it was up to 1000 dollars , I gave him he counted later he was like I should give him and his collegue 200 dollars , I just laugh like they gave me the money to travel , I plainly told them I can’t give them a dime
They told me to step aside I gladly did . My flight was still about 3hrs later , later came to meet me if I have naira , I said I don’t have , after a while I was asked to go o . Till I reach the last spot Na so so begging for money . I gave no one a dime . We need to start learning our rights in this country , immigration has no right to demand money from you , if u don’t like it shout turn it to fight they will leave you alone .

I remembered my first international flight ever, they frustrated my life at MMA. Those guys at MMA are the most corrupt beings in Nigeria.

Last time I flew, they asked me where is my cash, I told them they survive without cash where I am going to. A woman among them asked for my debit card, before i showed it to them, one of the mofos just said "what do you have for us?" and I replied "nothing".

Nigerians are the one encouraging these guys, why giving them bribe?

ogbonti:
Exactly, almost 20 year's ago, a friend of mine was travelling to Dubai on a Virgin passport. The mistake he made was that his Kenyan Airways flight was 4pm

If he had known, he should have gone to the gate at about 230pm when others are going, this my man went there at 11.30am and he was asked by one of the Immigration guys to give $50. My guy was just fresh from completing NYSC and all the money he said he had was £200 as he was going to see his Brother who lives in Dubai, to see how to hussle. Cut a long story short, the Immigration officer told him if he fails to give them the money (because they must have seen it when his box went thru the scanner) that he will write a memo for his box to be re-checked, and when that is done, he will rewrite a report that he found Drugs in his box, and that only my friend, and God and himself (the immigration officer) will know my friend is innocent as he has all it takes to bring up a false evidence of drugs against my friend

Paddy was overwhelemed, and he gave him £50, and when he got to Dubai, he discovered that the immigration man had already stolen £50 from the box, (without my friend's knowledge) before collecting £50 from him total £100.

THIS WAS ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO, and this nonsense is still going on in Nigeria Airport?

Fast fwd, 2007, I was visiting Nigeria from the USA, I transited in Amsterdam. A young Nigerian chap joined the plane in Amsterdam on our way to Lagos. On getting to Lagos, I saw him put €20 in between his passport as he was about to be stamped in. I shook my head, and told myself, THIS BOY IS LOOKING FOR TROUBLE
And yes he was in trouble. They don't even ask me nothing because my mouth is loaded to give enough insult to them

Do u know I checked out my boxes, this boy had just one box, but the immigration officers won't let him go, all of them were ragging, him, holding on to his passport, trying to remove all the currency on him, I felt so sorry for the boy, but hey, I can't go and speak for him, else it would be a case of "who send u, u no give us, u no go let us chop from someone else?"

This is the reason I blank those mofos, each time I come home, even if I have $100 million on me, I won't give anyone 1 kobo in that MM Airport ..... useless pipo

Why did you pay 500 dollars? For what?

SolexxBarry:
I paid 500 dollars wen i travelled

Lets stop blaming the govt we are the ones that made this country like this,corruption is in the blood of every Nigerian

I got your point. When checking in, the official flight attendants always give tag numbers to luggage owners after their bags have been tagged and labelled accordingly in their presence.

Did she not have the tag label with her? How did they manufacture the fake tag they put on her bag? These guys managed to do this because they are airport staffs.

dheaven:
But in this case they place the ladies name in another bag containing the drugs. Very wicked people.

I cant remember the specific price but it was way more than 100k naira 2 years ago.

Kirinwa:
The blue one isn't among. Anyway how much did you buy yours. Looks expensive.

Can someone tell me when FG will start paying the new minimum wage?