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CrimeRe: Airport Cartel Planting Drugs In Passengers’ Luggage Arrested (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 3:08pm On Apr 24, 2019
Hahaha. Forget my grammar, in the pic below, hope you can figure out the differences between them.
Kirinwa:
Luggage without outside pocket? Just like a lizard without limbs?

CrimeRe: Airport Cartel Planting Drugs In Passengers’ Luggage Arrested (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 2:59pm On Apr 24, 2019
When travelling, padlock all pockets even if you dont put any valuables in there. Better still, add money to your budget to buy luggage without many pockets outside your luggages.

In rare cases, Unscrupulous elements can plant drugs on innocent travellers.

Let's be vigilant during international flights
EventsRe: How Much Did You Spend on Your Wedding? by Guruindahouse(m): 9:48pm On Apr 23, 2019
You will surely make it then. But I will warn you of all those unexpected expenses. They will certainly comes up but don't give in to any pressure from your wife or any relative. Talk to your wife why you are doing this, and i am sure she Will understand. Stick with your budgets since you don't invite a lot of people.


From experience, spending even 20m naira doesn't guarantee that no one will complain during a wedding ceremony.

All the best!
famouscargo4u:
It'd definitely be a Saturday but miles away from where I'm based. Few family and friends. 2-3 colleagues at work.
EventsRe: How Much Did You Spend on Your Wedding? by Guruindahouse(m): 9:33pm On Apr 23, 2019
You will make it with 700k at max. Pick a date between Mon- Fri grin. All the best man.
famouscargo4u:
No wonder. I'm definitely doing everything same day. My budget is 500-700k max.
EventsRe: How Much Did You Spend on Your Wedding? by Guruindahouse(m): 9:28pm On Apr 23, 2019
This is to proof that loaded guys are here on Nairaland. Have a blissful marriage, man.

Some low-lives will think that Nairalanders are poor. Go to travel and treasury bills sections to see for yourself. God punish poverty!
EducationRe: Franka Anyama Undie Gets 10 Admission Letters From 10 Foreign Universities by Guruindahouse(m): 6:13pm On Apr 22, 2019
If you know you know. Na her money dey wan collect. Let her get scholarship in one of the ten schools now instead of looking for who to sponsor her.

There are some courses in certain Canadian universities that without first class result, they will not even allow you to apply at all not to talk of giving you admission.
goldcoinhub:
A Nigerian lady has secured admission into 10 foreign Universities to study for her M.Sc

The lady identified as Franka Anyama Undie, is a Cross River State indigene and a graduate of the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife where she studied Accountancy and graduated with a very strong Second Class Upper.

In her words:



After graduation, she applied to a number of foreign universities and was offered admission in the 10 Universities listed below:


1) Griffith College Dublin: MSc in International Business and Law.
2) University of Essex: MSc Actuarial Science.
3) University of Sussex: Master of Science Information Technology with Business and Management.
4) Cranfield University: MSc Management and Information Systems.
5) University of Dundee: MSc International Oil and Gas Management.
6) University of Manchester: MSc Management and Information Systems: Change and Development.
7) Loughborough University: MSc Information Management and Business Technology.
cool University of Strathclyde: MSc International Management.
9) University of Nottingham: Master of Science Information Systems and Operations Management.
10) London School of Economics: Masters of Science in Management of Information systems and Digital Innovation.
11) University of Greenwich: MSc Global Oil and Gas Management.

Franka is right now searching for a sponsor that will help her achieve her dream as she intends to study for Masters of Science Information Technology with Business and Management at The University of Sussex.

https://lailasnews.com/very-brilliant-nigerian-lady-poses-with-10-admission-letters-she-got-from-foreign-universities/
SportsRe: Olga Allegra Celebrates Mikel Obi On His 32nd Birthday by Guruindahouse(m):
Mikel played between 2006 to 2017 in Chelsea. You can count how many times he started matches with Chelsea for that 11 years. He was known as bench warmer. They even asked why he didn't leave, and he said he wanted to get his citizenship in which he did before he left for China.

He was 19 years old when he moved to Chelsea. No one can say he could not compete with the best at that age because he was just developing at that stage. Please try to watch his performance at world youth championship in 2005 on Youtube, and you will realise he didn't get to his full potential at all. He was extraordinary and he should had been more popular than this. He was almost in the same level with Messi that time. Mourhino changed his pattern and it has negative effect on his playing pattern till tomorrow.

The point is that he would had been a better player if he had gone to Man united under the tutelage of Sir Alex Ferguson.


skuribeebo:
mourinho impacted positively in his life .We all know he can not compete with stars in his natural position.We would not be hearing his name by now if not for mourinho.
SportsRe: Olga Allegra Celebrates Mikel Obi On His 32nd Birthday by Guruindahouse(m): 2:28pm On Apr 22, 2019
Imagine this guy and Lionel Messi rivalled the Most valuable player back then. Na wa o. He failed to attain his full potential as a professional player.

Mourhino destroyed him! What a waste of talent.
FamilyRe: Should I Save My Marriage Or Let Go? by Guruindahouse(m): 2:21pm On Apr 22, 2019
You are right. I know one that just married at the age of 34 yrs old. She refused to move to his hubby's house because of paltry salary she is earning. She is asking for everything she needs from the husband including underwears despite her claim that she doesn't want to lose her job.

The situation of this couple I am talking about is really bleeped up and the guy clearly married someone he can't handle.
VeeVeeMyLuv:
NEVER!!!
now tell me what have they not seen in a man or seen in this world?
They have seen it all
TravelRe: US Embassy Sends Message To Nigerians On Dress Code For Visa Interview by Guruindahouse(m): 6:42pm On Apr 19, 2019
https://www.happyschools.com/sample-i-20-form/

Regarding question 1, I put a link up here for you to see a sample of I-20 which is the most important document when moving to US to study. In there, you will see where they put all the sources of fund and your expected finances( studying and living expenses).

If you can, let there be minimun of extra 5000 dollars left when you take care of your annual expenses from your fund. Some people also get financial assistance or scholarship from thier prospective university also and this will be put into consideration. This is usually happen when you are in a very good academic standing.

To the second question, the answer is yes. Look at my screenshot below. Most international students make use of sponsors since it is almost impossible for most of them(students) to have that amount of money domicile in their bank accounts. Lastly, its better to have a close relative to act as your sponsor because this is more reasonable and realistic than saying a family friend or acquaintance wanna invest in you.

Pm me if you have any further question and I will try my best to reply ASAP.

Good luck!
Alexis11:
How much is the minimum on bank account statement in that case?

Can an adult use a sponsor account?
pls reply.

HealthRe: Arya Permana: World Heaviest Kid Loses Over 100kg In Three Years (Photos) by Guruindahouse(m): 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2019
This news was released back in Jan 2018.

He also underwent surgery.

I remembered that I watched his documentary on YouTube late last year.
Here is the link https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/5420837/worlds-fattest-boy-arya-permana-30-stone-loses-12/amp/
TravelRe: US Embassy Sends Message To Nigerians On Dress Code For Visa Interview by Guruindahouse(m): 10:31am On Apr 19, 2019
Thats good to hear. Does he have any scholarship or any fee waiver from his university?
handsomeyinka:
That’s not true..
A friend of my just got a student visa last month..
I sponsored him and what I have in my bbt bank account was less than his tuition fees.

My available balance was less than $4000 and his tuition fees was $8,300.He was granted visa.
I just think it’s all about luck and destiny.
TravelRe: US Embassy Sends Message To Nigerians On Dress Code For Visa Interview by Guruindahouse(m):
They are right, travel history or dress code are irrelevant if you are on good ground with your application. Trust me on this, if your intention to travel is genuine and well spelled out couple with a very good financial resources that can be proved in an appropriate manner, no embassy will deny you a visa.

For instance, you wanna study in US for 2 years with a tuition fee of 10,000 dollars in one academic year, and you submit bank statement with 8million naira. There is higher chance to get denied. Where is the money to cover for other living expenses? They are expecting you to live in their country confortably while studying so that you will not resolve to be over-working your self outside campus for your upkeep.

Denial beckons when you are struggling to fulfil all the requirements.
MacTv:
The United States of America Embassy in Nigeria has clarified that dress code is not a requirement for obtaining the country's visa.

Speaking during a Facebook live session on Wednesday, the consular officers said that the applicants could come with their traditional wears as it makes look unique.

The officials addressed the common mistakes seen on DS 160 application form, stating that no one needs to have someone residing in the US and also no prior travelling experience is needed before one can be granted visa.

When asked if dress code is being considered during interviews, an official said: “No. It’s not a consideration when doing your interview.

“Be comfortable. Don’t feel like you need to put on a suit if you don’t usually wear a suit. Don’t wear a suit. Wear what you would wear if you are going to any normal appointment.

“We want you to be you. We want you to be as relaxed as possible for the interview. Talk to us.”

Source> https://www.mactvnaija.com/2019/04/us-embassy-sends-message-to-nigerians.html?m=1
InvestmentRe: How Credible Is Adron Homes & Property? by Guruindahouse(m): 12:52pm On Apr 18, 2019
Hi Madam,

This came kind of late for me. I had actually got a piece of land from Adron in thier site around New Garage Ibadan via an acquaintance who is also a marketer. Are you only marketing Adron's lands?
MariamAlheri:
Hello, good morning sir.

I work with AdronHomes and if you're still interested in investing with us, you can contact me on 08069506169 for details and to ask all your questions. Yessir, we have lands in Ibadan and Ogen States too and I'm resident in Ibadan so I could take you to our estates for FREE site inspection. Thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 91,000 Apply For Customs Jobs Within 24 Hours by Guruindahouse(m):
It is still beyond my comprehension why a country of massive population voted for a man that is going to be an Octogenarian in few years time to come. Meanwhile, Moghalu, Sowore, and etc were all totally overlooked. I don't hate Buhari but we are in jet age for goodness sake where world is a global village. Undoubtedly, Buhari of 20 years ago would had performed better than this.

Idleness is one of the major contributors to various vices Nigeria is facing these days.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Footballer, Ikenna, Arrested In India With Hard Drugs by Guruindahouse(m): 9:56am On Apr 17, 2019
Awon omo ale jatijati. Their slogan is 'money must be made at any cost'. I can't wait for them to be separated from Nigeria.

The rate at which embassies are denying well-intended Nigerians to even study abraod is alarming.

Indian police already know their tribe.
CrimeRe: Five Nigerians Held For Robbery In UAE by Guruindahouse(m): 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2019
With no much ado, I can boldly say that these unscrupulous pigs are from potorpotor region of Nigeria by merely looking at their sawdust-filled and flat-shaped head grin

Covetousness go kill their generations grin
Dannybammz:
Five Nigerians, who allegedly stormed a money exchange in Sharjah and fled with Dh2.3 million, have been arrested, the police said on Sunday. According to the police, the men barged into the exchange and smashed the glass barrier between the customers and the staff, stole the money in multiple currencies and fled.

Two employees at the exchange were injured as they resisted the robbers. One of them managed to notify the police.

The Sharjah Police coordinated with forces from Abu Dhabi, Ras Al Khaimah and Ajman to nab the suspects from four emirates within 48 hours after the robbery was committed.

The incident was reported at Al Ansari Exchange in Al Tawoon area. A top police official said the suspects came to the country on visit visas on March 18. For two days, they studied the exchange office before deciding to commit the robbery around midnight - just before the shop was to close. On March 20, four of the suspects stormed into the exchange office, while one waited in a car outside. After the four suspects rushed out with the money, they fled in the car.

Major-General Saif Al Zeri Al Shamsi, Commander-in-Chief of the Sharjah Police, said the whole amount has been recovered.

"The police team reached the site within seven minutes after the robbery was reported. The injured staff members were rushed to the hospital, where they were discharged the next day," the officer said.

The police lifted forensic evidence from the site and formed a team to crack the case. "Arrest warrants for the suspects were circulated at all ports of the country to prevent them from leaving."

The police got the number plate of the car in which the suspects fled. Following this lead, they arrested one of the suspects in Sharjah. This suspect led the police to the others - two in Ajman, one in Abu Dhabi and one in Ras Al Khaimah.

The suspects, who confessed to the crime, have been referred to the public prosecution.


https://m.khaleejtimes.com/news/crime-and-courts/5-men-held-for-dh2-million-robbery-in-uae

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Guruindahouse(m): 5:26am On Mar 31, 2019
Thank u.
CompareDBest:
the dot/fullstop at the end was the problem. Here corrected without the dot: http://comparedbest.com/ng/best-nigerian-treasury-bill-rates.html
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Guruindahouse(m): 11:34pm On Mar 30, 2019
Do you have collateral?
Barano:
Hello, I am an active driver on both uber and taxify. I need a car for weekly rental.
You can contact me on 08173771891. It is also available on WhatsApp.
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 11:28pm On Mar 30, 2019
Chipink:
[s]Typical Yoruba man, parading with empty head
Smelly pig[/s].
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 11:27pm On Mar 30, 2019
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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Guruindahouse(m): 11:19pm On Mar 30, 2019
The link is not working.
CompareDBest:
This link has some other commercial bank tbills rates and what date they were available: http://comparedbest.com/ng/best-nigerian-treasury-bill-rates.html.
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Guruindahouse(m): 11:17pm On Mar 30, 2019
zenith rate is not so good at all. Last time, I got 12.0℅ for 183days.
Elektra008:
Zenith
InvestmentRe: How Credible Is Adron Homes & Property? by Guruindahouse(m): 10:46pm On Mar 30, 2019
Is this applicable to all of their sites? I believe they have lands in ibadan and Ogun state too. I think the hidden charges are differs base on location if I am correct.

Thinking to buy some plots of lands from them.
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PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 10:07pm On Mar 30, 2019
Your lord is behind this post grin

You are the piglet of a cancerous t.itty sow grin

E dey pain the hermaphrodite with 3 perforated pants. Hahaha
Chipink:
[s]U are indeed a foool cheesy
So if I have 2 accounts and so what ? undecided
did I ever told u I'm hiding them.[/s]

Which eediot is behind this moniker pls grin.
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 6:33pm On Mar 30, 2019
Hermaphrodite pig, why do you have 2 accounts? I am giving up on your miserable life grin

I told you to bet so that you will know I am not a chest beater.
Chipink:
U are pig in a nutshell,..
Online chest beating afojna

InvestmentRe: Real Estate Investments In Lekki and Nigeria. Daily Update by Guruindahouse(m): 5:55pm On Mar 30, 2019
I will contact you. Thanks for the info
polimaf:
it includes cofo but there's another payment

Leave your phone number while I contact you.
Thanks
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 5:54pm On Mar 30, 2019
grin grin grin
My point in a nutshell is that I am your lord, obnoxious hermaphrodite pig. I will easily feed all your generations without qualms. Believe me, your trash doesn't hold any water because you are nobody to me.
Chipink:
Afonja coward pig, what's even ur point.
undecided
U stink pls
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m): 5:30pm On Mar 30, 2019
Hi hermaphrodite pig,
Hahaha. You don't have time to read because of Laborious work you are doing. I have all the time in the world to read your rubbish and see that you are in severe pain. Hahaha.

Pig don dey call me pig. I am your lord both living and the dead grin.

Arent you gonna bet again? How much can you afford to bet with me?
Chipink:
U are a pig. grin. For that u are Yoruba makes u a pig... Dirty stinking tribe.

I know how much pained and frustrated u are, ur Useless long rants which I don't even have time to read can't save ur conehead from getting bashed,.. grin
InvestmentRe: Real Estate Investments In Lekki and Nigeria. Daily Update by Guruindahouse(m): 12:26pm On Mar 30, 2019
Is this price going to include CofO and other necessary documents.
polimaf:
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PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki And Osinbajo Laugh Hard At Body Of Benchers Event In Abuja. Photos by Guruindahouse(m): 8:10am On Mar 30, 2019
Thanks. You are the King of all Igbos both living at their potorpotor regions and those abroad indeed.

The Swines are just chest beaters. Awon omo ale jatijati. Hatred as a result of jealousy and envy for sophisticated Yoruba race will terminate their useless lives miserable.

Yorubas are rock stars.
KingOfAllIgbos:
Under the authority of my office as Eze Ndigbo worldwide....all yeebows dead or alive....

I pronounce Mazi Olubukola Saraki Okoromadunmadun as the Life President of Biafuro.

As you can see there are plenty of asslickers queueing up for his rectum grin
PoliticsRe: Dolapo Osinbajo Arranging Aisha Buhari's Hair (Photo) by Guruindahouse(m):
Why pig have to call me a pig? Don't you know I am your Lord? I spent only one year In your potorpotor region and conquered. Don't let me dive into that today because thats a story for another time.

With all these your trash, causing me a pain, hahaha. One million of your nonentities can not move me because your generations are meaningless in the face of the earth. I am only paying you back in your own coins.

Can you tell me what you have in your miserable life to bet that I don't have anything? Oloshi haemaphrodite skipping that part of my question after you boasted that you can bet with anything. Answer that question and let us figure out how we can go further from there grin
Chipink:
[s]Ikikikikiikik liking all these longs rants beacause of my few lines... I love the pain I'm causing you YORUBA pigs.. U have not started crying oh. ...Dirty useless things.. I'm only giving you pigs a little those of hatred u are giving and u are crying. grin,Kill urself.
I hate yorubas even offline , I see them as sub humans, dirty useless stinking things,.
In case I don't know whenever I'm talking with some1 and a Yoruba person enters the convo
I stylishly disassociate my self from there.

U hate IGBOS and u expect me to love u idiot.
Go and die stoning pig
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