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Some NEPA officials don ever carry agberos to come mount high tension pole for front of our house…as my papa no dey around, na em my younger sister call me to rush home quickly and see what’s happening, she informed me that the nepa officials carry agberos come and insisted to mount the pole, saying the place no follow for our land.

This one wey this girl call me, and people for area dey wait to see my reaction if I come meet the nepa guys, wetin come my mind na what if dem go beat hell out of me join for front of everybody..fear and shame first grip me

I come tell my friend say make em follow me go..say I go form shout and fight if dem insist, but make my friend dey form holding me, make e no gree me at all ooo…na so I come dey form ginger as we reach there,, as my friend dey hold me..agberos come dey threaten am say if e no leave me make I do my worse, dem go enter am for there…brethren, na so my friend fear leave me ooo…I no fit complete the tori

Bottomline, Anthony Joshua don tell em friends, if dem see say that guy wan kill am…make dem hala ref to stop the match before time..na person wey dey alive dey complete match

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Immanoel7:
Tunde don dey roll with men

Blogging dey open doors for the guy past music wey him don hussle for years with….his pattern of hyping celebrities on his page is paying off for him

Ray07:
Ole the useless coach and his boy spoiled the day already.

Make una continue dey console una pass glory Man Utd team with Ole this, Ole that. When C Ronaldo score and win games…na individual efforts, if them lose…na Coach mess up. Continue, Osasuna dem wait una for europa

Simeony007:
I told Chelsea fans last week when they were playing against Tottenham that why do you always defend against everyone when you're supposed to attack and play like a boss.

They attack me a called me names. One of their excuses was that they like to make their opponents work and then steal the show. They tried the same thing today but we all see how it turned

If you're the Champions of Europe you should play like one and not defend like a coward.

See this confused human…dig out chel vs tot stat the way you presented today’s stat and tell if chel where defensive against tot. Tot got the better of first half doesn’t mean chel was defensive. Arsenal winning lots of possession in their games without winning the games doesn’t implied their opponents are defensive..some good tacticians know when to switch a low bloc to high bloc spontaneously in the game.

If to say dem no beat Manchester Utd today, this thread for don reach 20 pages by now….but God don give our enemies load for their head to keep dem busy

crazygod:
Exactly. Later they would say they are the best team in England. Na so best team dey play? No wonder they came fourth last season.

Go watch who played better when Chelsea played, Athletico, Real Madrid and Man City in their previous encounters….Even if na you be Guordiola, no be do or die you go carry this match. Four times beating in a row will be detrimental to his CV.

Even when Barca be Barca…E get level wey e reach wen dem no fit come beat Madrid, even as the best team in the world , because the beating come too much during Gudiorla era.

As I be Chelsea fan, one of my mind dey pity Gudiola if dem beat am today again

MrColdsweat:
This is not about winning games. It is about the football system. Tuchel without the low-block is average. We saw that at psg and dortmund. The moment he began to use the low-block, he won the champions league.

The question is this, is he special for using the most dangerous defensive weapon in football?

Absolutely not. Even a di matteo conquered europe with it.
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Praising Tuchel is like praising a man for using a gun to win a knife fight.

As a chelsea fan, Asides the low-block and the counter attacks, what other repeatable acts do you see in tuchels system?

At least man utd fans know that they overload the left side and switch to greenwood on the right.
With Liverpool, Arnold, Salah and Elliot create triangles on the right side so that arnold can create chances.

Tell me, asides the low-block, what other repeated patterns do you see chelsea do?

Guardiola is suffering not because chelsea or Tuchel is good but because the low block is impregnable.

Everybody struggles against the low block.

Guy, permit me to be rude. Pls shut up!

Who made them “the most dangerous defensive weapon in football” in your words..The same defensive weapon Lampard was using. A coach drilled and instilled his philosophy in most of these players, same set of players that made Chelsea a laughing stock prior to his coming, and someone somewhere just feel everything was given on a platter of gold.

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Bro, take the job…apply for study leave, and go for masters, if you’re that passionate about it. Just 2.5% of my MSc set secured a nice job to sponsor their stay after the program…but to be fair enough, immigration policy was a bit rigid then.
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Follow your mind and be responsible for the outcome.

Bro, permit me to give you this gist. I spoke with a friend yesterday, his father have what we colloquially called old money in naija. He lives in one his dad mansion in abj. Whenever I’m in naija, I put up in their house before leaving for my destination. Sometimes, I ponder in my mind…when person go fit build this kind house. Now, here’s the point. My friend told me their security man left the job and went back to the village, he further said the guy is a “big man” in the village with his personal “house”, lands for farming and wives.

Baba abeg I don tire to type, I no fit finish this story, no vex…Just live

Dem don start the stat padding again…who know Budweiser king of man award before now

What of town crier of the match

LostChildAdult:
Ronaldo or Lukaku will become Premier league highest goal scorer. Insha'allah

Ronaldo has a better chance of winning because of penalties that he will solely be in charge at Man Utd …. Lukaku has people to contend with at Chelsea. Take penalties out, Lukaku has it if everything remains equal.

Bro, let me tell you something

A friend of mine told me when he came abroad, while most immigrants goal was/is to scout for jobs to make money..first thing he did was to register himself with a psychotherapist for a year to unlearn and relearn a lot of thing he inherited in naija before integrating himself into the country’s lifestyle.

Bro, we inherited a lot of vices that are inherent in us and needs to be cleared off our minds. The typical African or naija person is greedy, envious, malicious, wicked, corrupt, dishonest etc. Feel the air surrounding the country, it depicts the people’s personalities. I deviated from the topic because it is a subset of this.

Is reacting to that native trouser wey dem sow give Buhari for Imo state.

timothy2396:
2baba na man........he has NEVER said anything about this saga... He's living his life and moving just like wizkid.... Very matured.

That’s blasphemy…Wizkid is living his life just like 2face. 2face has been known to keep mum on issues since the days of Eedris Abdulkareem to black face blackmails

Bro, I agree with, but in a corrupt and poverty stricken country like naija, most young person with the attributes you stated in your post are probably not into yahoo, but into one fraudulent activity or similar thing and probably backed up by a legit hussle as a decoy if they are wise.

KrystalKitty:
That's what I'm going to do, starting today.

I for give you lengthy advice but I don taya as I dey so.
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Just give him space and move on…not that he doesn’t like you, like you said he is still exploring and alot going on his mind. I did same to my good girlfriend some years ago. Things weren’t moving fine for me, I needed my personal space. She wasn’t bad.

Zooposki:
Imagine if DNA test is carried out to find out cheating husbands. Wives will just be collapsing everywhere on the sheer number of women their husbands have cheated with.

Don’t water down the topic…paternity fraud is different from cheating…paternity fraud not only involve cheating but unforgivable deceit that is very suicidal if discovered lately

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I no blame one man for my area…Him girl of 19 years wey dey 200level..he carry am give one man for marriage. Anything wey the husband see inside marriage, em hand no dey.. no be him the girl go kill with high BP because he born fine pikin.

Every time, daddy meet my male friend from same school or church….As a papa wey don play life before, e know how that kind friendship dey end

Calling all the family of her husband out..from hicent idibia to frankie to 2face manager…na only him mama she no directly call out, but she indirectly called the mum out by saying the family never supported her….I think that’s a no no.
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2face messed up ooo of true…but how can you amend this shattered table after reconciliation, that’s if there will be

Abeg, marriage dey fear me sef…

Maxvasia:
Lmaoo. Use that one take give yourself hope. Ronaldo has made the number 7 go beyond just a digit to being a RELIGION. The other Argentine Ikedia from Barcelona went to PSG and dem give am lotto number make him take hold body small

Before C.Ronaldo, number 7 , 10 and 9 have always been ‘special’ numbers in football. I understand you’re a fan, but don’t twist facts.

C. Ronaldo is always lucky not to have people like pogba, Ramos, ibrahimovic or Ballotelli to contend numbers with…na there the club go know say werey dey and senior man werey come dey

Davash222:
Export all Nigerian girls and import some sensible foreign girls to live here with us.

Better be calculative in choosing the foreign girls. I worked with two Namibia ladies on different occasions, I discovered they share same ideology with most arrogant naija girls.

For the first time I contemplated switching my job location from my experience with them.

The OP said mentality, trust me,,,that summed it all. Let me shock you..A Kenyan friend told me they insult themselves using the word Nigeria in Kenya…like don’t be a Nigerian or you act like a Nigerian especially when the person did something bad

I realised the level of my wisdom when I could decipher from the first instance that this brouhaha between Jim and this guy was all scripted to promote his movie bad influence the moment I heard the first news, even when most people couldn’t smell it. I mean, how could you keep quiet without even granting interviews to get back at Jim iyke for physically assaulting you, after the supposed beating. You kept mum so that the aggressor will enjoy the rave at the moment and promote his movie..person come my house beat me, come dey enjoy media praise while I get all the media bashing ..I come keep quiet dey look, Haba naa
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The guy messes up with this comeback video sef. It made it more obvious sef that the whole thing was scripted, but badly executed.

Uniique:
That one na ur own problem

Abeg, can you elaborate the reason for your response?

Firstly, I like to ask you?.....are you financially stable in the marriage?

You see, I sent monthly dues to my sister back home for house upkeep and other utilities and I see how she bombard me with numerous romantic words as gratitude..I have it at the back of my mind, if the flow is disrupted or stops, the gesture from her stops as well, maybe gradually, maybe instantly..."Men are loved by what they have or potential to have, conditional love or respect or submission"

A friend called me on my way to fix an issue with my car, he spent hours with me at the mechanic garage. Afterwards, I took him to a pub so we can chill, drink and have food. He literally told me to give him the money instead to get pampers for his child....I came to understand, it was fire on the mountain from madam that chased him out of home running helter skelter.

I also have a friend that flirt alot, but he is financially buoyant. He first made his current wife a baby mama, when she was craving for him to wife her, he didn't. He wifed anyway when she least expected. She know his sexcapade but won't confront him on that but rather putting blames on us his friends for aiding such. I had to give the guy some distance at one point because of that. Something she knew even before the guy wifed her. Infact, she is a major beneficiary since he finally married her out of 100s. Now, this lady ain't confronting this guy because..He already build and furnish his house before marrying her, his children attend one of the best schools around, he set up her brother in business. His birthday is alway big because his wife always invent new ways to sweep him off his feet.

Now, read my long post gently and figure out where your problem lies.

TrebleChamp:
Sadly Ole is still our manager.....

Make una dey deceive una self….I pity any Man Utd fan wey him hope high well well because dem sign Ronaldo….Una don start dey blame coach even before Ronaldo start play, trying to make silly excuses..No be Di matteo wey no sabi anything win Chelsea first champions league, why?…because of the players resolve.

Continue dey make excuses for players wey premier league witness the highest club buyings for their head…help dem hide their inefficiencies behind the coach

We just have to live with this…if not, you guys have to be reporting daily deaths caused by malaria, typhoid, hunger, tuberculosis, hiv etc

thoollz:
Yẹn yẹn yẹn, Chelsea fans!!! Haba!!! A ball was going into the net and a professional player used his hand to stop the goal, no b professional handball b dat? That's always a red card. It was not until he checked the VAR monitor did he know that it was a handball sef, so what biased decision did he make?

When mount tripped without being fouled by Matip una no talk ó.

Your bad Bella go quench you las las…now if case of such handball, intention will be considered…if intentional, red…if not yellow…if undecided..then is at the ref discretion.

Mount foul, there was definitely a touch, probably slightly..at that speed, if will be very difficult for most ref not to award a foul.

Las las…Chelsea go still shame una this season.