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whitelexi:
don't tell him, tell his parents. . . He may not listen to u, but surely when mumsy and popsy sit him down, he will wake up. . . even if na jazz the girl take hold am!

Good advise Lexi
Best I've read.

A combination of both works beautifully.
Gotta find the right balance between the two. Can't be too soft or too mean.

Ehen see these women asking for all these tasking things, but to cook that na crime.


@tope
me sef i never draw my own candle lit bubble bath
wetin i for get in return?


all this one na tales by moonlight.

criminal!

do-do? dudu?

I'm not saying don't have him around or don't be friends with him, but be cautious and watch out for mind games.

Na wa for you women o. Striking problems with your inlaws when there needs be none. They are not your enemies na. We can all live comfortably as one big happy family. In the end, your husband is yours to have and keep.

topup:
Anyways, we are again on speaking terms, though there are still some questions to ask.

Bad idea. He's keeping you around. Will try to win you back when he's done having his share of fun with the hens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_eOvfFmBBM&hl=en&fs=1

julery:
i knew this girl since my university days as a hoe.i can't thik of any one in school who hasn't slept with her.now my cousin comes home to meet my parents with this same girl.telling them of his plans to marry her by march.they have been going out for a year now.should i tell my cousin know that i slept with her too, please help,

Tell him jor

tkb417:
David must have seen Arelu nowww haba even if he was born in the 'tushest' part of town

can u guys remember okanlawon? asewo to re mecca, what about all those ogunde films?
kannakanna buy aluwe, ogboju ode ninu igbo something, sokoti alagbede orun
those ones are juju films

Ahh yes memories

Can I pay with a kiss

OMG she dropped the N word.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_eOvfFmBBM&hl=en&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01[/flash]

spikedcylinder:
Of course. But those time outs must come after the first (or a few more if she's good) shag. Abi?

LOL

Thanks for the tip

topup:
[color=#006666]Hmmm, funny thing is in the topic linked by busy_body https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-215145.0.html I was in the same boat and I am able to stand back and understand better now, though my opinions haven't changed too much.

I think maybe sometimes it's good to have people who will share their weaknesses and equally good to have people who will help to pick you up, and both types of people have posted in this topic.

Nairaland. . hehe, I didn't think I'd still be here, but it's done so much for me I hardly can just disappear. It's the reason why I'm losing sleep, I am sure even Seun's in bed, but I don't mind.[/color]

Yeah sweets,

If I was your boyfriend I wouldn't treat you like that other jerk.

Your posts are insightful. And even though I don't read them all, the few times I do glance at them they are well thought out and filled with your heart and your emotions deeply poured into them.

Don't make me toss you up in the air Hancock style.

Treetop,

Correct.

That and there is somebody out there drawing some inspiration from her story(ies).

blissfullynaughty:
I do know what you are talking about. I have a few mates whose lives have been taken over by the damn thing. And I think that personally, I too am beginning to spend too much time on Nairaland.

Same here but there is a remedy

Now there's a new one called twitter

topup:
[color=#000066]Now, I'm on the extreme defensive because the picture that I am the sorry excuse for a person, that I wallow in self pity, that I call my ex everyday to ask him to come back to me, that I am waiting for him to tell me that I didn't do anything wrong, that I want him to make everything better is making me fed up.

I am so sad that I am getting defensive like this, after all everyone is welcome to their own comments, but I will tell you all ONE thing, to everybody else in the REAL world, nobody apart from my closest buddies knows how vulnerable I get at times, well noone but them and NL, and when I go out, I am a strong confident person. I hate being judged on my moments of weakness, I come here for refuge and I am not saying that you guys are attacking me, you are merely just trying to advice me the best you can. I appreciate that you've all taken the time to contribute to this post, and I admit it was my fault for using a personal example.

I hate feeling pushed into the corner, and I don't feel like I need to start spitting out the words like 'I'm a great person, I'm attractive, because I believe I am.'

Funny thing is no one on here even still knows the full story. No one knows that everytime I tried to move on that he would somehow contact me, and we are even on speaking terms and I have asked some questions. The journey is a lot harder for me than I predicted, I think I made an error by putting in too much of myself into this relationship, more than I initially thought. I am not going to continue with the sob stories but I sincerely hope I have not offended anyone.

Sincerely,
Topup. . the intimidator (apparently).

P.S. @ JJYOU I don't know what redding is either.[/color]

Sweetie xoxo

bend and pick

blissfullynaughty:
I for one do not agree with you. That is why I shall never join it. it is a pure waste of time (almost like Nairaland. . . LOL ). But seriously, I know people who spend hours upon hours viewing other peoples photo's and finding out what they have been up to. Geez. . . Get a friggin life.

i agri  

The unthinkable.

rolmgbosa

Cayon:
I am proud to say that I am a born again virgin. I am seeing someone and I am going to be honest here - It's hard to resist temptation. I don’t know how long I am going to last b/c I am tired of pulling out my hair and taking cold showers. Just the other day when I was kissing him I bit his lips real hard and I almost scratched his eyes out - just to hold back my sexual feelings.

Abeg all the Christians join hands and pray for me (I’ll take the Muslim prayer too) because it’s either I give in or I am going to explode.

Good night and good luck

Daddy Jesus,
Your daughter needs you.
Daddy you said no evil will fall upon her, nor any harm befall her home
and she believed.
Daddy you also told her to walk through rivers of difficulty when she's in over
her head and you won't let her drown.
And she listened to you Daddy.
Come and Take Charge of Her Relationship.
Fill her up with your words of wisdom.
Give her the strength and courage to overcome the temptation of the devil, Daddy.
Bless her Daddy and be her saviour.
In your mighty name I pray,
Amen.

WesleyanA:
If you are a man and firmly believe that a woman must know how to cook, i don't know why she is your "wife-to-be" in the first place. why would you get engaged to such a person

if on the other hand, you feel that your wife's cooking ability (i'm assuming that this topic is referring to nigerian dishes) is not the priority for your marriage, then marry her.

simple as that.

Why? One man's meat is another's poison.
Cooking is high on his list but low on yours, fine. You two shouldn't marry each other.