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laff wan kill me oo!

Ndi oma ekelee m unu.
Obu nwa afo kara aka na ekele.
Ndi chukwu goziri agozi.
unu ga na ejeje na abata abata.
Cheta nu ; o nuru ube nwanne agbala oso.
ngwa gaa nu n'iru

This one na triple papers


demonism.
tufiakwa.

Will be nice to 'deal' with her though
punish her thoroughly

Imo is no 5 on the list ; sweet but how come?
Its in front of Abia (aba! !) and Anambara(onitsha! !) with what? all those hotels? ?
Not complaining about the hotels oo ( infact luv 'em    ) but i think the list is inaccurate.

Ebonyi is bottom of list ; not surprising as nothing dey there 

Arik air is another option.
Flew it last month from LDN to ABJ and back ;the service was up to scratch sha.
The crew were surprisingly very polite despite being all-Nigerian.
The usual rudeness by nature was not there at all.

@poster.
I think it's because going out with them usually leads the girls nowhere.
Those african americans act like boys till they are past 50.
(hence the baby-mamas and fatherless rats all over the dumps\ghettos)

@poster
You are fantababy abi?

I have this feeling the man is not marrying her for her. (he might want other things from her)
On the other hand , the girl can be true to herself and do some f.uc.king exercise if she has to.
she might have a stomach the size of the O₂ arena and still wants someone to have all that nasty wobble with a smile.
Or nasty humongous bingo wings at 27. (get the dumbells in, ya mug).

The man better be up to scratch( i'm talking near-tyrese) if he's demanding body statistics.
whats he bringing? just a chance of her getting married?

No aspect of this relationship has a decent score

Anyway, if they can't meet in the middle or come to a solid agreement before they marry, they can both
p.i.s.s off.

They want blood as usual.
umu ajo mmuo.

@post
if the man has such hang-ups about the girl's weight, then i feel he's marrying her
for the wrong reasons.
How would he truly fall in love and still bang on about her weight like that? ?
(and also what the friends think? imagine the rubbish)

If he's complaining this much now , can any of you take a moment to imagine how it will be after he's married her?

If he wants a trophy wife he can get his wallet out and i'll show him where to go.
mscheewww

[quote author=190. link=topic=499376.msg6596681#msg6596681 date=1282165915]different girls with different stories
dont be surprised if u find out that her pastor told her to dump u[/quote]That's a possibility  especially with all those young catholic "fathers" in the villages and all their collection money.

Generally,her reason could be anything under the sun.

bawomolo:
keep on telling on yourself oga 

God dey my side

bawomolo:
anything beyond toccarra is not right

Yes. i agree.

spikedcylinder:
Lol. Are you sure?

Eh? ?! !

shilling:
"multi-millionaire metrosexual mama’s boy." - funny phrase, and catchy too!!

And thats exactly what he is.
im not a fan at all.
he's a prat.

I think ppl shld check the shape of their heads b4 they have lowcuts.
Look at that coconut shaped head.
Looks weird jare.

And desmond? what the f.uc.k??
I guess jim iyke makes it look easy like sunday mor-mor.

This man no dey come my village again if not i for go wait for am with
ogbunigwe. This one no dey for bullet-proof.

^^^^ i think so too.
A wife whom the husband sees as "good" will usually have free reign over everything.

One of the major problems holding Nigeria back is the perception of the
majority of nigerians who are illiterates anyway.

I say illiterates because it seems that once an event has occurred and passed, they tend to
forget how terrible it was and somehow can't read up on it or do any related research.

That has given IBB the audacity to wait a while and then come back out to take the F.UC.KING P.I.SS! ! !

Structural drawing cheaper than architectural drawing?
Didnt know that.

Considering that the structural drawing includes incorporation of reinforcement and concrete cross-section sizes
based on strength requirements, i would have thought that structural drawings will cost more.

Also structural drawings are usually more in number as they detail every line elements.
(columns,beams, slabs, rivets,welded joints).

Nigeria has a full fledged community everywhere.
That's spectacular ; even the gypsies (romanians) couldn't manage that.
That is why i refer to it as an infestation on a regular basis.

Nigeria as a country has been mishandled since the British (foreigners oo! !) left.
All the politicians (both past and present) are fully accountable for every single ill that befalls any Nigerian abroad and if we dont tackle these politicians,nigerians everywhere will continue to be sub-human including in those oil companies in nigeria.

I refuse to believe that there were "mushroom " flea-infested nigerian communities in every country in the '60's, '70's and '80's because then,
the politicians we had weren't this terrible and useless.
I guess good governance wore off nigeria in the '80's.

Pls don't tell me applicants are paying for any forms.

Goat meat pepper soup.

Oba went there when they cleaned the place up in preparation for the WC.
One person is killed at least every day in soweto and its environs
(i mean ; corpse on the street)

I have a lot of friends\classmates that live there and others that go there a lot from here.


Well, the issue remains that S.africans are very wicked and their girls are AIDS-laden
(never mind the curves on them)

^^^ worst place in the world.
worse than any nigerian village.
(human waste floating about), heaps of terrible rubbish, even corpses rotting on the streets.
Call girls all over the fu,c,king place.

The "white" areas of S.A actually look like europe. (no joke).
they actually have the largest water features play park in the world
(or something like that), etc

Some of their facilities are world class

Advantages of teenage pregnancies.

I'm a fan of Omosexy but her threads are a bit too much now.
(gotta admit).
Also what's with all the comparism?