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Dusty-d just hit the nail on the head.
As if the same riggers wont be handed the keys to the waste of money project.

Also please can people stop posting pictures of politicians and any affiliates of politics here.
I dont want nightmares.

No problem in naija ever has a solution.
Where do you begin to look for kidnappers in that unmapped\uncharted space of land?
One victim around enugu side was bitten to death by a snake as he was tied up in a forest.
My only worry is that the kidnappers are not targeting only politicians.

they should all be locked up and all the embezzled money retrieved.

Domain_man just hit the nail on the head,dead on.

We are worse than people that God himself cursed.
Infact without  all the prayers for nigeria , satan himself will literally be sitting in aso rock.

Who will raise his children in Nigeria? back to sender.
       
men, this NL is some serious shait!!!

Dont confuse facts with sentiments here because it distorts your judgement as usual.

Oyibo's contribution to transportation is so vast and complete it's like only him exists on earth.
Others are waiting for him for solutions so that they will embezzle money and buy his goods\services for twice
the price and then rub it on their fellow poverty-stricken's face.
Animals!!

I wont get derogatory with you but look at issues twice if you are a bit slow.

Go skin your politicians and get back to me on my hates/dislikes.

keep asking me about other people's books.
You dont even get anything about the primary issues and you are questioning levels of knowledge.
Mr silicon valley.
Mscheeewwww/

What can you offer on micro-computing?
Oya.
Then maybe micro-engineering

You wonder where the white man was? he hadn't devised the tools to close the distance bewteen your closed communities and his exploration-driven one.

If oyibo refused to come , i wonder if by now we would have believed he exists till now.
(that would have been funny)

transformR:
Its weird how an Engineering graduate had no knowledge of the internet, micro-computers and WANs and no WAN dose not stand for Wild African Nutcase, it stands for Wide Area Networks   .  Again I will assure you that if you compare the qualifications you have stated to mine - it will be a mismatch, all my education was at the top unis of the oyinbos you worship - lets leave it at that.

You think that if you mention WAN people go run.
No let's not leave it at your poxy qualifications at one of the non-serious, lets-rave-and-then-protest-about-something unis.
oxford and cambridge are just places our parents and grandparents went to school and topped everything.
Go and have a doughnut and go to your classes with walkman (LoL) in your ears.
Let's leave it at CCNP.

Do you know that minus ego, the tribal lines in nigeria will erase completely?
maybe people need to look at something twice before drawing conclusions.
(at least by the second look you would have settled down a bit )

paddy_lo needs to come up with ways of mastering the environment before HIV and lack of rain wipes out E.africa.
The sun do wetin?
sahara dey come oo!!

@Mr transformer.
if you mean academic qualifications, my dear you will lose so badly you will look like a monkey.
One of our house girls when i was small is a full fledged DOCTOR (UNN).

lets not go there, no! no! no! no!
My 1st class Engineering cert from a naija federal uni is somewhere (havent seen it for about 2 yrs now)

lets not.
look at you. Im sure yu've read my grand dad's books.
Where are you from?
who are you?
Noooo!!!

look look look look.
We have some national records in my family my dear. (Jamb, common entrance, youngest ever graduates etc)
Try coming up with something fresh like a new principle or invention and not just reading books ( now a bit boring).

Exactly.

lack of knowledge? my dear your lineage doesnt come close how ever you look at it.

Philip emeagwali? continue decieving yourself. Reminds me of those tales where in the olden days if someone came back from a foreign land they tell big tales about them;  all lofty and fallacy

I will continue to display my disgust at everything nigerian untill all the demonic embezzlers and people that have tribalistically put in their own people in rather than other tribes that were capable all die  terrible deaths.

Children are dying as we debate due to amenities and medicine funds  being stolen right now in ABUJA!!!.

Here, oyibo will jack up the cost at the contract level but will deliver so everybody kind of wins but in Naija, all the money is taken and absolutely nothing is done.
Then the next regime will bring it up only to do the same again while people are dying.
They are banning cyclists in most cities and wonder who is kidnapping people.
THE AVERAGE NAIJA HAS HIS BRAIN FRONT TO BACK.

how old is humanity? yet no black nation has anything to show>
Look at IBB; he has more money than barclays and he is hailed like a king.

The  average nigerian has his brain front-to-back.

If people chose where they will be born , africa would have died out by now.
That is clear but people will still stand up for a pile of extremely pungent garbage.

If you dont know that desperate situations like wars or the threats of wars drive global technological advancements then you need to go and sit down.

How old is africa (and africans)?
If everything began in africa and we are where we currently are,then it goes to
show that something is fundamentally wrong with the black race at a genetic level.
oyibo hasnt the guts to show it scientifically but one day it will be displayed.

Show me otherwise.
why was it even the oyibos that were capable of making slaves of blacks and not the other way round?
start from there.

They were in the labs harnessing  gun powder while we were climbing trees ,throwing spears and eating each other.
Even now that the technology (COPY!!!! like the japanese) is readily available ; FOR WHERE!!! The dirty politician will eat it all and drive his jeep through gully erosion every morning.

I can try it in other languages if you like.

you invented writing. How old is your language.
yeye idiot.

The greeks and the egyptians and the white soth africans are same as you.
idiot.

Even the descendants of slaves are doing better than the father land (or gutter).
And you think you are at par with oyibo?

The worst case is people that read their books, pass exams and then think they are great.
Whatever it is you read in the book, would you have ever come up with it in a trillion years if there were no oyibos?
Oya open the nearest book and have a look

IF OYIBOS DISSAPPEARED RIGHT NOW , THE NEXT 3 BILLION YEARS WILL LOOK LIKE TODAY.
BLACK MAN TO BEND DOWN AND STUDY JUST LIKE THAT? KEEP DECIEVING YOURSELVES.

Out here , a whole Prime minister is  hassled for having TWO!! houses.
Our govt officials have several houses on the same street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minus Oyibo, you never know if africans will bow down and pray to the god of earth if there was an oil seepage
so be glad oyibo showed you what  crude oil is and what to do with it. (dont start me off on cars , common bulbs etc)

The african country with the largest economy (S.A) is so because OYIBO lives there.
If you like speak all the grammar you learnt from their books, THAT'S THE FACT!

let's make them leave S.A like zimbabwe and see what happens to south africa if you think you know what you are doing.

Some one said KWANTRACTS.
Someone else is mentioning "country-wide" telephony network.
LMAO.

When i was really young,i used to believe what older people said.
Now i know that older people are the ones full(er) of sh.it
Infact in naija, when an older stranger is saying something to me, i just look at them and think: look at this dog.

We dont have good drinking water in naija and someone who calls himself an adult is yapping about free internet.
(it will run on kerosene; idiots)

people go dey yab abroad but behind the scenes them dey commit all kinds of atrocities to get here.
Mscheeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ! ! ! !

That family indroduced nigerians to possibilities of untold greed,dishonesty, bribery,corruption and insatiable appetite for money.
Maradona karma will not let you rest.

55% of the country's entire revenue was going into the petroleum trust fund (PTF) for the 8yrs IBB was in charge.
(55%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

When he left, that account also left.
Nobody has anything good to say about the babangida's except the loot beneficiaries.
Karma will get them all.

People think that money is everything till terminal illnesses make money taste bitter before their own eyes.