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Go JT go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
goallllllllllllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!

Which one is which abeg?

Honesty.
pure and simple

No black fatality so far worldwide.
These little flu things have ben swirling around african for all time.
doesnt bother african blacks that much ; natural (hardened) immunity and all that.

Ban okada = more potential ND agitators and kidnappers.
sweet!!
I'm sure our leaders are proficient and learned.
They got very good grades in primary school.
LMAO.

Beaf dont mind them jare! bleeping bad-belle mudafu.cking locals.

When UBA and co came out here to employ people that know what they are doing, the foul-smelling locals were just revolting. They just want to carry on with their jungle standards.

That's another issue we have in that dump ; people just despise others for no reason along tribal, economic , financial educational and social lines.
The Politicians (also known as thieves) that have ruined the country are all here.
Why are they here then?

maybe i go begin dey slap them inside church.

Trying to make sense in anything Nigeria is a waste of skill in my opinion.
This is because we know what the out-come will be.
unless we have kids here trying to stretch their mental capacities.

@Ehie
IF NIGERIA IS FULL OF SAINTS LIKE YOU, HOW COME ITS THE DEVILS PLAY GROUND?
YOU ARE TALKING OF NIGERIA AND YOU WONT TALK ABOUT LOOTS? WE NEED TO BE REALISTIC AND MORE SERIOUS.

SO WHAT IS OUR PROBLEM IN NIGERIA THEN IF NOT LOOTING?
MASTER LOOTERS.

The very same Devil's advocates praising Nigeria are the same ones that will cart away all the money when given the chance.
Better pray rather than running your mouth about how you are 'thinking' of making that dump better.
(every second millions are embezzled and wasted by your parents and you are here trying to decieve people that dont know the level of satanism of your corruption into what i dont know.)

God smiled at me and as a result i was born somewhere else!
Deal with it!!

You can go and tell ya'ardua and his friends to carry all the money. I dont care anymore!!!!!!
Its almost 50yrs now of the same genetic rubbish.

The only country that has groups of its indigienes in every corner of the world and you think its a good thing?
Just because the govt cant get anything right. Do you know that babangida's loot if invested can employ 10 sets of graduates of the entire country? (we are talking well paid jobs yielding a decent house, a car and kids in good schools?)

People are here playing on peoples sentiments and emotions just to carry on with evil. (Oh!! its not so bad).
God will judge everybody one day

I hate Nigeria very much because the level of corruption is SATANIC.
The only solution will be an act of GOD.
(Though nigerians resist it by ousting upright colleagues so they can carry on stealling).

Every single person you come in contact  with irrespective of age or gender is just thinking: how do i con some money off him?
The very worst of them are govt officials or even officials of any kind and these are the custodians of the law.
The reverse is the case so everything is upside down.

If hell is truly on earth as the Hindu believe, then Nigeria is hell indeed.

Its a deep-seated natural instinct to attract men to enable her choose a suitable life mate.
Anyways, a bit of thighs flashing here and there and tight short dresses showing those lusciuos mounds make the world a more fun place to be in abeg.
(its beaaaaaauuutiful so it cant be bad)

It actually helps me get through the day seeing them go-getters in short skirt suits in the tube.
luv it,luv it.

Heart of stone woman.
Better run while you can.

E get one serious isiewu joint for stoke newington.
(This one dey carry skin like in naija)
Men, If say i no discover that place i for don relocate by now.
Escort  am with one big odeku with Timaya playing in the background.  Kai menini! ! ! !.

Heavenly

Congrats to the mum and thank God they are both doing well.
It's nice to know that people are still their brother's keepers in this world.

(the pikin go be stunt man ; born in St bus hospital)

Some girls let themselves go after snagging their man; very selfish.

My travel agent offered the tickets to me for xmas travel  but i refused it and went for rip-off BA.
They were going to stop over in cassablanca for 4hrs and i just wasnt feeling that.

At the time sha i didnt know anybody that had used the airline but now that i know that some of you
guys think its ok,i'll try it next time (maybe).
cheers guys.

They will never kill Americans or british citizens.
Nigeria is just smelly air.
The pot-bellied boffoons in Abuja will just open smelly mouths,shut the mess up and go enjoy stolen money.
Nigeria is like salt that has lost all its taste.
In global political realms ; ngeria is just a space of land where a lot of people live.
The nigerian embassy in London is just a dust bin so if the embassies are dustbin equivalents,how can they function.
They should collect their kick-backs,mess off and die.

My Dear brothers and sisters hold on to God's promises and one day you will smile.
Pursue your dreams with a clean heart and God who never fails will never let you down.
With faith in God all things are possible.

He actually challenges us in the good book to try him and see.
I wish you guys God's blessings in abundance.

HE'S ALIVE!!

Be prayerful.
The saying that 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop' is actually biblically true.
The devil can only suggest ideas/beliefs to you and your mind then goes into overdrive energizing things like bad thoughts,superstitions, badluck and all those quirky ideas.

The devil is actually weak if you resisit him at the 'mind' stage (Na why nothing do oyibo 'cos they no even believe).

Be on God's side, have faith and project positive thoughts.
You will be shocked how true your dreams will become.

I like long legs so NO

@poster
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So they have a website?

See bitter-leaf all over the thread just because an igbo man got accolades for his achievements.
My advise to all the igbos everywhere : keep getting cheddar and ignore the beef till he says it to your face. Then we get down like we do.That's whats up.one

This is more or less surrogate motherhood.
It is common in all of the west but a bit more refined that what has been posted here.

This is the least of our worries in that country.
If the politicians are not carting away our money all those young girls (every one of them) would have
a decent job.

Its hard to tell them to stop because you have no alternative solution, just mouth.
chikena!!

Dem no dey hear or see better; na why dem dey call am 3rd world (another world all together).
Oyibo harsh sha oo

Na Autum my bro; no mind all them yeye fowl wey no fit lay egg

That's another thing; even your relatives will add their own 'effort' money when you are doing a project.
Infact painting and tiling a house almost cost as much as building a house.
Your own blood go give u estimate for morning then call back for evening and money don top N200k.
Na magic.
Even people that shoild know better also think money comes that easy.
Yes, the pay can be fantastic in comparism but oyibo will make u work for every penny.

Police and ambulance dey arrive in 8 minutes flat!!! (anywhere u dey oo!!, abeg forget)
If you buy something wan return am with receipt ; no Lily)
Hospital anything na free (Fi.O.Siii) 
U fit use car,bus,train and all na high standard.
No matter wetin u dey do for a living nobody go look down on you because na all dey contribute make the country wetin im be.

Men, oyibo pass person. Generator wen dem dey because of us (3rd world) build we not fit build reach now.Na use we saka.
Blacks in general need brain scan to check differences oo!
We dey fit excel where system dey in place but to build am from scratch ; whosai!!!

As long as the politicians in that lawless country have only one motive, i will
never sing any praises.
Infact that singing praises from inside toilet na im make we dey get embezzlers after embezzlers
dey rule because people wey dey suffer go still defend them.

The embezzlers go run come here still people back home dey praise the country.
Na wa!!!!

Whether make we begin burn naija politican houses for here ; infact all over the diaspora.
Were do i sign up for this? to throw tomato no reach at all!!!!!
If we form group i go light the first petrol because na only revolution go touch them for that country.

topic don dey deviate small sha.

Another thing be say some home boys dey get bad belle.
Na so naija companies come here to employ g's wey study current books with practicals and electricity na im the quack ones back home dey revolt with their poor tenses and very crude appearance. (very dried up fu.ckers)

You dey read archaic books, never see one practical ,dey rude by default come dey wonder why UBA dey offer us N9M ; i no even answer those pot-bellied idiots now see naija  banks now,I knew they weren't proficient in any banking skills ; Just to collect oil money deposits and send texts to customers for a rip-off price

U think say na to ride jeep inside gully na im be life?

And e better make mama charlie collect my tax than yar'adua or obasanjo (dogs).
Come see road wey them wan resurface for here; wey already better pass all the roads for abuja.
The only time wey you go hear car horn na for world cup wen people win match.
Water and light still dey function inside ABANDONED train station.

Abeg that place no get head

No matter how much wey ppl back home wan paint the situation, Naija na rubbish.
Tell me one thing wey dey work for that country?

Na so una go dey there dey say 'it's not that bad' when other countries' citizens dey demand
for good standards in facilities and amenities una dey there dey wan cover rotten rubish.

That's why there's no light at the end of the tunnel in that country.

In the diaspora, hard work pays off 247 and if yor are a genius (high IQ) then your limit is beyond the sky.
some ethnic DBA guys sitting next to me in the office here dey collect £2k daily!!!!
(which is around £0.5M\yr ; wetin i dey talk sef? one  genius Mbaise programmer guy dey on £3m/yr)

But if na for Naija ; who be your uncle first.
If we talk revolution people go back-track come here dey talk manage-manage.

All that generator wey dey vibrate person brain with all that noise na better thing?
Oyibo just design that product stamp am 'third world market'.

Nonsense.