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Oge calm down
LMAO

Typical!!!!!!!!!!
The man is to blame despite that the little vermin of a sister may have been flashing her goodies
the moment she set foot in that house.

Or maybe the man slept with her at gunpoint shebi? And now she is shamfully 'in love' with the ELDER sister's
husband.
Some women have no sense.

The security man no negotiate am 3 left jabs in quick succesion leaning on left leg (like Ali)?
Na wa for the security guy o;
How big man go strong pass you? naija don change finish!

E fit be say the security man wan embarass am true true ; as bad belle dey be now.
Any how sha na naija 4 u.

@poster
Someone is actually asking if something is improving in Nigeria.
na wa 4 u o!!

@poster

it's just a load of bullsh.it.
what about when it was 06\06\06.
abeg make una go rest.
That's how they made all the noise during the millenium arrival.

Here we go again; another round of recycled bloated garbage.
The worst part is that the populace has no say in any outcome.

Only my boss knows how much i earn.
Not telling your wife is not an indication of trust issues.
It's just a need to have a level of privacy.

After all, why would she even need to know about every single penny?
All she needs to know is when you inform her that either you can afford something or not.
As long as the family is thriving financially, i dont see the need for all the details.
But then that's just me. . . . . .

This one na the best photoshop skill wey i don see for NL.
(oh, hang on, there was the currency one.)

what?!!!!
We just lost the last decent man in that country.
Adieu sir.

Now who will speak for the masses? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Yes OOOOOO!!!!! no yawa.
If them like make them say we no go play 5 matches no problemo'.
Chelsea is still the most complete team in the premiership.

Man city wey dey buy players like akara wetin them dey play? unco-ordinated rubbish.
No yawa!!!


Make them carry there politics and badbelle go siddon.
if na man.u dem no go do anything.
Nonsense
mschweeeewww!!

ROTFLMAO.
Molue with wings.Na wa o!!! something wey dey fly for air na im dem dey slack like dis?
Dis one na molue with wings proper !!

My sister abeg next time try your best to get B.A or Luftansa please 4 your safety. (just arrange your holiday travel schedule based on which flights dey if poss.) Me i no dey even wan fly virgin sef.
I even thought bellview only flew domestic.

This your tory dey funny but na serious eye opener vaaaaaa!!!

@ poster

Butter!!!!
ehh!!!

To be frank, the idea of raising some other man's kids makes my skin crawl.
Training another man's kid because you like their mum and their dad is somewhere in the wings?
If the bio-dad is late then that's different but when he is alive somewhere waiting for the right time to come confuse the kids?
I'd rather go do direct debit donation to homeless people as at least that one is not thankless.
Look at it however you like , its no way near ideal.
Its just an unfortunate situation and i dont want to find myself in one.
chikena!!

@poster
I guess we have all luvd and lost.
And each time you reminisce It takes you to a place where you wonder what could have been. . . .
The remedy is to move on from that and let your current wife be everything to you.
. . .i guess. . .

This thread shld last forever abeg.
Hey!!!


on first toasting people are having the shakes,clamy palms,hypnosis, and standstillmania,
I go die oo!!

I wonder how fetishes start.
Maybe his babysitter wore glasses and he kept grabbing them as a baby.

This thread wan burst my side.

Not sure i remember mine fully but her name was helen in elem. 5 (think i was around 9)
I used to let her copy my notes because they were dictated at the time and she cldn keep up.

I sat next to her in class (elem 5B ) and one day i just pecked her on the cheek; just like that.
And then we pecked on the lips and held hands during recess.
Then i wrote her notes saying i liked her a lot (instead of just telling her next to me right there!!!!) and she wld bring me oranges.

That was all ooooo !!!!! nothing more.
Just puppy luv

To be honest i dont know who is dating who but my first black date here was a yoruba girl.
Very respectful,proper,proper black beauty with almond eyes and serious junk in the trunk.

Her stay or visa expired and she had to go back to Nigeria and we lost touch.

@poster
in 1000yrs , maybe.
By then embezzling has become nigh impossible and so there will be funds to reform the police.
Oh Wait. . . . our oil would have run out by then so. . .NEVER.

@poster
Do you mean just putting it in the washer or hand wash?
LMAO
Yea, every now and then when she leaves them behind i wash them along with my clothes[b](IN THE WASHING MACHINE!!!).[/b]

I presume they are overwhelmed,untrained,rude,greedy and run by
managers who dont know how anything works.

A typical nigerian firm so whats the fuss. . . .

@Topic
Hmmmm. . . . .
So how come my voicemail is full up every minute with msgs from exes??

Hm!! Hm!!

That is a very welcome idea;
when these banks go full swing under foreign (hopefully european) owners,
the other banks will be taught a lesson in banking:
No incessant texting of customers (alerts) just to have an  excuse to deduct money.
No magical disappearance of funds from accounts.
These banks will finally contest on the international market and not having fat and stupid managers only concentrating on how to rip the customers off because they DONT KNOW HOW ELSE TO MAKE MONEY.
AND FINALLY THERE WILL BE CUSTOMER SERVICE WHERE YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS WITHOUT RUDE ANIMAL RESPONSE.
I have a strong feeling we cannot initiate an organised, efficient and friendly system: I MEAN BLACKS
if you disagree, examples pls.

PS: everybody will move to these banks when this happens and finally i will have an account in Nigeria rather than western union.

see pantomine o!

In comes phelps!!!

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=315564.msg4447625#msg4447625 date=1251567726]Diaby is a duck ! ! [/quote]a ducky ducklin!!
LMao

Eh he!!!! God dey!!!!!!!!!!!!
U see am!!!!

every single bleeping time @ old trafford.
Well man.u no go win anything this time!!!!

Diving twats.

Fake penalty ; shame on Man.u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arsenal are just boys.
Boys dont win big matches though they can come off with a draw at best.

My advise is if you are flying long haul , stick to BA or luftansa for guaranteed safety and entertainment.
For those that dont like all those 'oyinbo' food,BA even serves correct jollof rice,chicken. etc in 'some' sections.

For eurozone shuttles use easyjet - no frills and the cabins are not that bad.
also affordable.

And yes- planes shake!!!!

hey!! these people eh!