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The same reason i run when i find out a woman has a kid.
Train a difficult kid that will go back to some lousy, no-good bio-dad? you must be out of your Zap.i.n.g mind dude.

Why are blacks the dogs of the human race?
i tire!!

Everytime there's anything black masses, they are being shooed like herbivores.
Tufiakwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody bet 3-1 abi?
i for go eat pepper soup with una money

Egypt will win 3-1 like i said to my friend here . any other takers? (bets)

Ghana is a more condusive environment to setup business.
simplez . mschewww!!
Why? start with infrastructure like road , power. . . . .
Also factors like people(Lol) etc.

If one analyses the mindset and outlook of the Hausa society, one will
quickly realise that Nigeria has no chance especially if the hausas are in charge.

see goal!!!! weldone !!

@poster
That is why you better land your own punches in time because
investigation does not lead anywhere in that dump. (the police will even collect money from him in his stupor)

I no fit laff abeg una.
(this is not funny oo!! Kai!!!!)

Considering the state in which that country is and has been for some years,
the country doesnt need to be run by anybody.

All the citizens need to do is wake up in the morning and carry on as normal.
Afterall whether someone is there or not what is the difference to the common man?

@ oyinda.
If im ugly then so is Denzel washington ; seriously.
Not putting up pix as i dont want u swooning so much you headbutt ur monitor.
But thats by the way.

Ok oo!
I think they are rude and just plain disrruptive.
Some are downright nasty doggies

@poster

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@poster.
You dey ask because im never hammer abi?
imagine ya backside inside range rover and shadap!!!
LMAO.

On a more serious note, do not mix with fraudsters as God frowns upon such nefarious acts.

The ban is a welcome idea.
Great!!!! i love it.

I dont care about the reason for the ban,i just want everybody that has/had a hand
in the way nigeria is today to be banned by all countries.

God has kept me alive and free of illness.
He has also looked after my siblings.
For these i am immensely grateful.

Xmas in naija was sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!!!!!!!!!
The sun was almost too hot sha (which led to more beer)

I honestly think that ya'radua has died but the north is deliberating on the complexities entailed
in keeping power in the north.
They will probably stage some kind of political(or some sort of) coup rather than let Jonathan hold any reigns of power.

With people like Babangida (and his bag of tricks) still alive and the caliphate still vastly influential, they will definitely pull a fast one but how society reacts will decide the faith of that geographical expression (Nigeria).

Weddings costing a lot means you are purchasing the girl.
Therefore after such expenses, if she misbehaves i will sell her organs.

If you keep it simple you will.
If you flash the cash then you are asking for trouble as all kinds will flock to you.

Keep it simple and clean and  by God's grace you will find her.

Yes, reversed into a lamp post.

silvernice is not serious
LMAO

this is serious sha o!!
Bloated banks. During the fake banking boom in nigeria with new bankers buying SUV's i knew something was amiss.
Nigerians (both individuals and institutions) are not very good at making substancial honest living.

I can put my hand on my heart and say: YES, i am faithful.

I have always been faithful in all my relationships which the girls actually found strange (with all their tests , one was actually setting traps with friends;imagine the insecure girl).

And knowing that i usually stick to one girl, i tend to ensure im completely attracted to her in every way.
That helps a lot. ( you know , curves dont go away, do they?)

The old recycled farts leading the country have a collective (probably generational) culture of doing nothing and having kick-backs here and there.

Unless they are wiped out like Rawlings did, we will still be here 20 years down the line saying the same thing.
This is because they wont let young vibrant minds in to effect change because their uselessness will become too clear.

Look at fashola ; He is a glaring eg of how useless the other governors are.

Development has to first and foremost be stimulated by the govt by creating incentives.
Not embezzling salaries and infrastructural funds.

Earlier this year members of the house of senate came to physical blows because of monetary allowance.
Recycled enemy-of-progress old farts.

What on earth can i do when the govt does not care? you lot must be joking.

She can knock his gold-digging, trifling head upside down.
Lol

Dakore gets it.
she's clearly prettier.

hands up anybody that thinks the eagles can win the world cup. . . . . . . . . . . .
Though as much.

It begs the question : So why are we there?

This Jona sef.
Just imagining the size of his mouth.
He must have giant teeth and a really cheesy grin too.


Anyway, though it is politically immature of the S.A official to make such statements,nigerians tend to make the loudest noise in what ever sphere they find themselves.
This creates the impression that only they are in participation in whatever.
I can imagine every loud roucous involving a nigerian in that place.


In every single country in the world you will find nigerians in all sorts of nefarious activities.
Oyibo go soon device light wey dey attack dark skin pigment to wipe una.
lol

@poster
With all due respect, can you pls type God starting with capital letter 'G'.
Thank you.

As for the question:Yes i believe in angels

All the ones wey dey roam street homelessly nobody don claim them na actor una wan claim.
C ur mouf.

Show some pix make we xpose u one time quick.

@ poster: this is a very welcome achievement.

@redsun:  I used to have a similar opinion to you about our maintenance culture untill my in-law flew aero contractors from ABJ .
Now, My in-law is so critical of the standards in naija that i think its a miracle that he flew internally in naija.
Now he sings ; aero aero aero.

Airlines like aero contractors and arik air are actually very good (maybe world) standard as far as mechanical integrity of the air planes are concerned.(and na oyibo dey look after those areas)

Other than aero contractors , arik air and then virgin naija , not sure i will fly any other lines sha.