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@poster
YES!!! They do.
Thank you.

He wasnt a legend but he was more decent than all these other presidents and politicians.
Though he said he could do without the igbos ; was that man confused?

Well sha, its a pity he died when he did.

Guys, sometimes girls play hard to get to be sure you weren't just sweet-mouthing her.
Girls easily get confused if you say what they want to hear but they then ponder over it,tell friends etc
before they decide.
But if you sling your hook before then, you will turn round and say they are hard to get.

Keep flossing (fresh and clean) ,keep the convo light and funny with a hint of naughty and they will find it easier to say yes. ( footing the odd bill ain't bad too)

Thats just how it is guys.

Nigerians even in african countries are seen like a rat infestation.
All over the place with majority as bent as the letter 'U'.

Ghana (and all other african countries) should start with seizing any large house susspected to belong to any Nigerian that has even the slightest connection with politics.
I think Nigerian politicians all over the world should be hounded back to nigeria and their foreign properties given away.

Nigerians never have a good reputation where ever on earth they are if you take an average view in that location.

Despite all the prayers , Nigeria is still this way.
Who knows, maybe when the demons were defeated in heaven, the worst of them fell down and banged
his big head in northern Nigeria hence the drough, absolute lack,religious wickedness,political
destruction and the 'may nothing work' atmosphere.

Goodluck Nigeria i say.

Sagamite is so on point that it seems that he has had enough!! 
My brother which one was the last straw abeg?
I go die o!!

But Au contraire, those creatures can be sooo damn sexy  it's all worth it in the end.
I guess im a sucker for curves luv. 
(infact the higher the hips to waist ratio the longer i find i can wait,whether in the shop o, getting ready o,etc

Kolaxy made the most point.
If it is a flood, why would sea creatures need saving?

Also do you know that some schools of thought (scientists) are beginning to believe that the big bang  as they call it was when God said: let there be light?

God's word galvanises nature so creation and specie variations are not always as a result of 'magic' but can also have scientific explanations .
Even species look slightly different depending on geo-locations because nature (God's creative force), in its perfection, sees it as necessary for their survival.

Welldone to her on a personal level.
That's all there is to it though the ND struggle may have inspired her songs.
Status quo all the way.

Nigeria might be an illusion because some things happen in Nigeria that dont happen
anywhere else, if you think about it.

Nigeria might be a bad dream from which we may wake up one day(like in the matrix) because a real place can't
be that bad even in a competition to be wasteful and self-destructive.
A place where nothing works and the honest are persecuted and stiffled out of office for evil to reign.

I think this post is just to wind people up the more.
Welldone poster.

How can you be talking of achievement when we have been going backwards since independence.

Do you know that people are sacked from high offices in Nigeria because they are HONEST

Happy independence  day sha o!!!!
(regardless)

No wonder gurls luv to be roughed up a bit during them sessions
Yea, i'll pull your hair, luv!! 
Mwuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahh!!

I was going to ask the same question.
What a tragic command of tenses.

People should be glad that there is even a nokia care center at all (even though they are may be as good as no center).
If they start denying that people deposited any phones, it shldnt even shock the average nigerian.
Nigeria is just a mess.

Praise be to God.
He has begun the good work and he will be faithful to complete that in you.
Phillipians 1:6

I dont agree that spanking lowers any IQ first and foremost because there cannot be any relationship between the inter-connectivity of the brain neuron cells and spanking (think about it).
Conversely, spanking one for poor results will even wake the membranes  

On a more personal level , if not for spanking (or the fear of it)  a lot of us wouldn't have done well in early school or even bothered to go at all.
Germany was almost undefeated in WW2 because of the 'forced' ingenuity of their scientists (fear of spanking  ).

So conversely (to the poster), spanking stimulates the brain if it is applied in a constructive way.

(All these lousy idiots i see here hanging around corner shops and malls shpuld have been spanked silly as they would have done well in school like the indians that still spank)
chikena  

if them do am again wetin Nigeria go do.
How many Nigerians dey even fit afford sony products?

Africa is the world's gutter and Nigeria is the rotten bottom.
Apology to idiots?
Make i hear word.

If oyibo withdraw all their goods no african fit make light bulb ooo!
Make una dey there dey yab mouth.

You can get a top belgium benz 230 E in Lagos.
With factory fitted  aircon and CD player, auto windows, formica dash and good-condition upholstery.
All for about 950K

That way you will be laughing on your journey.
Any free stretch of good tarmac, you put the pedal to the metal
Believe me.

Not sure he was refering to the christian 'born again' but still
with God all things are possible.

Also his proposition for a fairly decentralised Govt may be the solution.
That way there is no ambiguity in identifying  who the culprits are when things go wrong in the state.
Some policies can be challenged at state level (like in USA) and changed if required.

That rubbish better end before Dec.
That dustbin.

mshwwwweeww!!!

So the technical support is now in the hands of Nigerians.
Hia!!

Oya bye-bye Virgin eagle abi wetin them dey call una.

Whether companies are moving out or shutting down, the govt will do nothing.
The vast majority of people in govt dont even know why they are there (We are talking basic functions).
The skills end at winning the election.

So whatever happens, the govt is just 'Ba kwomi'
And in the morning, Nigeria is still there.
chikena!.

God rest his soul.
The funny part is the police talking forensics.
Did they even get there the same day?
Idiots.

No wonder we dey always win anything under 17 but if e reach worldcup wey be say "oya
everybody come show yasef" we dey get zilch!!

once again it has turned to a tribe issue.

Anyway now, i think that In that country there are only 2 tribes:

Tribe 1  : The people stealing all the money.
tribe 2  : The  suffering masses.
chikena!!!

Come what may,there will only be those 2 tribes. The rest are here  dragging and killing themselves for zilch.

Una dey here dey drag while IBB and Nzeribe dey play golf for germany while OBJ and Abacha son dey watch.
Una dey crase for here.

@poster
U wan build M25 for naija?
My side wan burst with laff!!

Its an idea sha.

VENICE!!!!! The most romantic city in the world!.
Taking the gondolas, kisses and evening strolls via the markets and sites in the evening and then. . . . .
Beautiful babies are made when they are concieved in venice.

Bialegend needs to calm down a bit sha. Beyond politics and tribes we are first and foremost: HUMAN BEINGS.
Though I kind of know where he's coming from: We dont really have much say in how the country is run yet we share in all the suffering. it gets a bit tiring after some decades.

But still from a human perspective, i can see how terribly upset one (like the poster) can get because of the abject poverty still dominating the lives of the common nigerian.
Common food people dont have talkless of schooling and health care.
A country where the minster for agriculture prefers foreign rice and the health minister comes over for routine check-ups out here iin the west.
The worst is that we import fuel. HEEYY!!!!!.

I sincerely believe that the only thing that can change that country is either GOD says: that's enough or a mega natural disaster because the problem with nigeria is nigerians.
There is much more to say but i feel like i'm flogging a dead horse so. . . . .
Ta ta.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ&feature=PlayList&p=58NKeitRqbE

Desist from it to avoid the curse that comes with such abominations.
(Both biological and spiritual)