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You used about 370 words to describe a fact...only to eventually click a permalink?

It is well.

Mehn...important discussions and comments.

Wisdom is profitable.

Is it not foolishness to see a deadly red flag and still fall a victim?

Nigerians, see beyond your stomach and selfish interest.

The Norths know where they're heading. It will shock everyone....even the acclaimed APCs from the South. The South is being played through TINUBU. The goal is to immortalise power to the North. Only a fool will believe the North are not politically smart. Some great movies are not just movies. They're subtle way to anonymously communicate salient fact to the uninformed world. Tinubu is getting brainwashed by his personal ambition.

The South need to wake up. We are being played. If made to happen, It will take donkey years to set things in balance again. .

CaveAdullam:
1. Be competent.

2. Give no room for complacency; it will be used against you in the future.

3. Always go with the required tools or materials for work.

4. By all means avoid excuses; it will give you might to challenge anyone who wants to use their lackadaisical attitude to limit you.

5. Don't argue with your boss. Answer yes!

6. Suggest ideas to your boss why praise him. Your boss doesn't need your ideas by the way.

7. You can't change an already established system, you are there for the money, work for it and get out.

8. Respect your senior colleagues, if not, they will work against you.

9. Respect your junior colleagues, they can make work faster and run some shitty games for you.

10. Respect the janitors and other staff not directly connected to the activities of the business. They will help you someday. Tip them from time to time. They can defend you at the right moment.

11. Respect your clients or customers. Falling on the wrong side will either affect your profits or salary.

12. Customers and clients want praise. Saturate them with it. It takes nothing from you, just mere words.

13. Don't argue with your boss or superior. Doing the opposite will help him spot loopholes in your line of work and use them against you.

14. Learn how to defend yourself especially when you make mistakes. Explain yourself rather than apologize. You need competence to pull this string though.

15. Don't separate yourself from your colleagues, work with them so that you'll get a glimpse of what's going on.

16. Maintain your standard. Don't be cajoled into any nonsense. This sends a message to your colleagues that you are different and can't easily be fooled.

17. Office romance must be avoided. If you don't have the mental fortitude and deceptiveness to pull office romance, forget it.

18. Always do your work on time and finish on time.

19. Use free time to do other useful activities. It can be within or outside your scope of work. E.g reading, writing, teaching, etc.

20. Only argue with your boss when that month is the last you will be working with him.

21. Always pay homage to your superior's superior. This person will help you when you experience friction with your current superior or boss. E.g Manager, Founder, President of the organization.

22. Put yourself in a position where you can't easily be replaced. Only competence and great skill can help you here.

23. Learn to cover your mistakes and quickly correct them. Nobody loves a clumsy worker.

24. Be passionate about your work. If you are not, you will make foolish mistakes along the way.

25. Don't leave your current job because of anticipation of another job that you have not secured fully. Except you have big savings though.

26. Even if you don't like your boss or work, just do your assigned role and work your way out.

27. If a promotion doesn't come easily don't do extra work.

28. Extra work will make your boss use you as a beast of burden. Protect your competence from exploitation.

29. If you are not paid for extra work, feigned laziness. But do your assigned role perfectly.

30. Take corrections and learn. Despite your competence, you can't be perfect.

31. Be patient.

32. Be good-looking. Dress fine. Wear clean shoes. Wear a good necklace. Wear a good wristwatch. Wear good bracelets. They don't need to be expensive at all; hardly anyone will ask you for their costs.

33. Don't beg your colleagues for food and money. There can be a show of love through the giving and receiving of gifts. But make sure you don't beg. Learn to manage your resources.

34. Learn to resume on time.

35. Not everybody can become an entrepreneur. Employees must respect the ethics of their work. And employers must treat employees well because they are the backbone of the organization, and if they connive together, they can bring the organization down in a moment.



Thanks.

Nice feedbacks.


Not the kind of depressing feedbacks from some sets of people above.

ecolime:
Engineering intern: Taught me to be hardworking, open to learning and be emotionally intelligent.


2023 is almost here guys, get your PVC and vote the right candidate else there won't be jobs any longer except for Agbero work.

These are things people need to share.

Not pessimistic reviews that encourage laziness and low-performance.

doggedfighter:
Keep moving until you get your desired job.





Don't be too loyal nuturing another man's business that you forget yourself.


You can never inherit his business.

His children and family will .


When you expire you will be kicked out !



Think of yourself first !

In another way....give your best to working but, plan for your life.

You get paid at least.

Is it not foolishness to see a deadly red flag and still fall a victim?

Nigerians, see beyond your stomach and selfish interest.

The Norths know where they're heading. It will shock everyone....even the acclaimed APCs from the South. The South is being played through TINUBU. The goal is to immortalise power to the North. Only a fool will believe the North are not politically smart. Some great movies are not just movies. They're subtle way to anonymously communicate salient fact to the uninformed world. Tinubu is getting brainwashed by his personal ambition.

The South need to wake up. We are being played. If made to happen, It will take donkey years to set things in balance again.

Is it not foolishness to see a deadly red flag and still fall a victim?

Nigerians, see beyond your stomach and selfish interest.

The Norths know where they're heading. It will shock everyone....even the acclaimed APCs from the South. The South is being played through TINUBU. The goal is to immortalise power to the North. Only a fool will believe the North are not politically smart. Some great movies are not just movies. They're subtle way to anonymously communicate salient fact to the uninformed world. Tinubu is getting brainwashed by his personal ambition.

The South need to wake up. We are being played. If made to happen, It will take donkey years to set things in balance again. .

[quote author= post=114631652]A muslim who loves his neighbor is better than a Catholic who can not allow Anglican to drink water and keep cup.

A christian who loves his neighbor is better than a Sunni who can not allow Shiite to drink water and keep cup.

[/quote]Yeah...but that's not the matter here.

It's about what shapes the affairs of the country...the reality...the future. For both the good and the bad.

DirectorJacob:
How can you prove your claim? You are the type that will always blame the government for not providing opportunities.
Whereby you let these opportunities slide through your palms because of some unfortunate individuals who cannot face success and come here to frustrate more youths who are looking out for entrepreneurship opportunities like ours.

You better be sure that your realisation is real before you start making misguiding statements.

Thank you.

Ok

Ilussion

princeugboga:
Do you know that most graduate applicants don’t get invited for interviews because of the ATS software?

Recruiters and Employers have limited time to go through thousands of CVs and Resumes submitted by Applicants, so the ATS software is adopted to handle such overwhelming tasks. As good as this innovation may seem especially to recruiters, it has become the undoing of a lot of applicants.

Stay with me let me show you how…

Applicant Tracking Systems (ATS) are software applications that scan resumes and other job recruitment documents for relevant keywords such as skills, job titles, and educational background. To pass the ATS scan, your resume has to be formatted properly, and include the right words.

If you want to get to the interviewing stage

You have to make your resume ATS friendly: use an ATS compliant template, add the right keywords, and make it a great read for the actual human recruiter.

Join 100s of graduates for a training this Friday where I will show you:

- What an ATS friendly resume is.
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Send I'm Interested on WhatsApp
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Is it for free?

Guys be careful of strange desires and women. Don't be unfortunate o

Never sacrifice years of building on a plater of pleasure. Use your head.

jimmyolasun:
Did you eventually go for the interview? How was it? Scam or gnld? A sister got the email just yesterday and I came here to verify and it brought your post. Same as it was sent to her

I did not as I eventually realised it was also a scam.

Is this a scam or real invitation?
Kindly help confirm the job invite message.

Congratulations!

Dear ****

Our team has reviewed your application and you have been selected amongst others to be sent for an INTERVIEW/ BUSINESS CHAT with our esteemed Business Client firm - ODG AFRICA LTD

You will be oriented and assessed to be an EMPLOYPRENEUR ASSOCIATE.

DATE: Thursday, 23rd June 2022
TIME: 8:30am.


If selected, you will be:

Working from home 10-30% of the time.

Reporting to the office 4 days a week.

Attending online meetings via video conferencing apps especially on your off days.

OFFICE ADDRESS: 1st floor, SuiteB 150 Oba Ogunji road, Along the newly constructed Pencinema-Ogba Bridge, Odo Eran Bus stop, Lagos.

This INVITATION IS STRICTLY FOR LAGOS RESIDENTS ONLY.

NB: Kindly acknowledge the receipt of this mail, state your availability and come along with copies of your submitted CV and a printed copy of this your invitation to gain entrance.


Best Regards,
*****
For Mgt.
ODG AFRICA LTD.

Helpline: ***** (8am - 6pm)
or visit www.odgafrica.com for more information

seunlizy:
Did you go

Go where

I did not.

alleygra:
Alifort hospital in Ebutte Ikorodu Lagos , we need a medical laboratory scientist ( intern/ corp) and a laboratory technician for immediate recruitment, please if this job role suit you kindly send your cv to info@afmclinic.com, or whatsapp 08038996590.

Can a Microbiologist with excellent grade apply?

specialmati:
ist only for ond candidates I have someone with b. Sc industrial chemistry

I think so...after going through the form details.

J

sweetveek:
culture yielded no bacteria growth after 48hrs

Oh...didn't notice that.

Kindly unquote my main post.

francisgodstime:
Pls nairalanders with medical knowledge help me interpret this test result

Hi guy. Be at peace.

The result is just Urinalysis and some MCS test.

Having 0-1 epithelial cell is normal.

No growth as well.

Just take natural fruits also...like water melon.

Chill.

Immaculate755:
Good Evening NL's.

Pls I need your input regarding this matter. Is it possible for a graduate with a very good result to want to settle for less if truly nothing is wrong somewhere?

Here is the story,

Nearly a week ago, a guy came to my business centre to draft his CV and print some of his credentials, his First Degree Certificate and SSCE result precisely.

Immediately, I began to draft the CV, asked some things about him that's needed to be on the CV. We then got to the Education section, asked him the name of the Institution attended, Course of study, and his Grade stylishly because his response to the most of the things asked lacks intelligibility and he did.

To my utmost surprise he finished with a first class from one of State owned varsities in the south west.

Alot of questions raced through my mind Did he buy this result? Is First class that easy in State owned varsities? ... During the CV drafting, He told me to just help him draft anyhow that a page is okay, that if not for his wife pestering him to look for a job he won't be stressing himself. This person only targets schools and tutorials knowing fully well how most private schools pay ridiculously low salaries to their staffs.

I was so vexed one particular day, when he narrated his ordeal at one Tutorial centre, how he was offered 300NGN per hour to teach. I blamed him for going to such place with his result.

Today, was going through my gallery, then I saw some of the credentials he sent to me on WhatsApp, looked at the credentials for some minutes especially the First degree, I have compassion on him because of his excellent academic performance. But one thing caught my attention, the grade written on the certificate was FIRST CLASS (UPPER DIVISION) instead of FIRST CLASS HONOURS.

Less I forget, He has no NYSC discharge, and he did full time programme and also finished schooling before 30.

Pls graduate in the house, is the result genuine or the mistake is from the school or Do any First class graduate in the house has his/her grade written like this (FIRST CLASS UPPER CLASS) on his/her Certificate.

Long story short, the name of the school would have done justice.

Name the school.

ZenithBanking:
I have a big probem.

I'm always peeping on my neigbhours/friends unclothedness when ever they are taking their bath.

It all started six years ago during my ND in school, & up till now, i'm still living with it.

During my ND, there is no famale tenant that i didn't see her unclothedness to more than a million time, even when i went back for my HND, i did thesame thing.

I'm currently serving right now, and i'm still doing thesame thing here. I peep on my neigbhous and fellow corps member here.

I've been doing this for six years, and i've never being caught. Sometimes i ask God; why was i not being caught all those times in school, why didn't GOD want me to get caught.

I've tried every possible means to stop it, but all failed, even when i don't want to do it, my spirit will keep pushing me & if i don't do it at that time, i won't rest.

It seems i can't live without it.

I know someday i will be caught and embarrassed and get my pictures uploaded online for this crime.

I'm afraid, i need help.

See ...something is wrong with the soul/mind.

It's like a virus invasion of a host.

You need strong deliverance, more than discipline.

Spirit of lust is stuck.

Kodifashionhub3:
Thanks for this. I was also invited for an interview tomorrow

Same here.

Have you learnt of anyone's experience?

How real is this?

After careful consideration of your online application for the position of a " NUTRITIONIST". This is to notify you that you have been shortlisted to undergo a one on one interview session with the Hr department of the company.

If you are found Qualified and willing to work, you will be trained to fit into the aforementioned position based on your skills and potentials.

Kindly find below details of your Appointment.

Date: Wednesday, 25th April, 2022
Time: 9:00am
Venue: No 54, Ajayi Road, Oke-Ira, College Road, Ogba, Lagos State.

N.B: Ensure you come with the following;
1. A hard copy of your CV
2. Your face mask

Kindly Revert to this mail as soon as possible.

For Enquiry;
Phone: +234(0)-9029660181

favour442:
Your application for the job role of GRADUATE INTERN stood out to us and
we think you’d be a good fit for the role.

We’d like to invite you to an interview with our HR Team of Business
consultation department to simulates some of the job duties. It’ll give
you the chance to better understand what the position entails where your
skills/potentials are required.

Your meeting/appointment is scheduled as follows;
Date: Wednesday 25th May, 2022
Address: Number 24 opposite Number 54, Ajayi Road, Oke-Ira, College
Road-Ogba, Lagos state
Time: 9:00am

Ensure to come along with;
1. Any valid means of identification
2. Face mask
3. A printed copy of your CV and invitation message.

For enquiry:
Contact : +234(7083074207)


Your application for the job role of GRADUATE INTERN stood out to us and we think you’d be a good fit for the role.
We’d like to invite you to an interview with our HR Team of Business consultation department to simulates some of the job duties. It’ll give you the chance to better understand what the position entails where your skills/potentials are required.

Your meeting/appointment is scheduled as follows;

Date: Tuesday 24th May, 2022
Address: No 25, Ajayi Road, beside Olatunbosun street, Oke-Ira, College Road-Ogba, Lagos state
Time: 9:00am

Ensure to come along with;
1. Any valid means of identification
2. Face mask
3. A printed copy of your CV and invitation message.

For enquiry:
Contact : +234(07051843901)
Appointment code: PDS-376

Best Regards.

Can you pls share any relevant experience?

favour442:
Your application for the job role of GRADUATE INTERN stood out to us and
we think you’d be a good fit for the role.

We’d like to invite you to an interview with our HR Team of Business
consultation department to simulates some of the job duties. It’ll give
you the chance to better understand what the position entails where your
skills/potentials are required.

Your meeting/appointment is scheduled as follows;
Date: Wednesday 25th May, 2022
Address: Number 24 opposite Number 54, Ajayi Road, Oke-Ira, College
Road-Ogba, Lagos state
Time: 9:00am

Ensure to come along with;
1. Any valid means of identification
2. Face mask
3. A printed copy of your CV and invitation message.

For enquiry:
Contact : +234(7083074207)


Your application for the job role of GRADUATE INTERN stood out to us and we think you’d be a good fit for the role.
We’d like to invite you to an interview with our HR Team of Business consultation department to simulates some of the job duties. It’ll give you the chance to better understand what the position entails where your skills/potentials are required.

Your meeting/appointment is scheduled as follows;

Date: Tuesday 24th May, 2022
Address: No 25, Ajayi Road, beside Olatunbosun street, Oke-Ira, College Road-Ogba, Lagos state
Time: 9:00am

Ensure to come along with;
1. Any valid means of identification
2. Face mask
3. A printed copy of your CV and invitation message.

For enquiry:
Contact : +234(07051843901)
Appointment code: PDS-376

Best Regards.

Hi ...got same mail today.

No 54, Ajayi Road, Oke-Ira, College Road, Ogba, Lagos State.

I've seen people talk about this address concerning job interview.

How real is this job address??

favour442:
Same here... Got a mail with the same address but different company... Nawa

Also got a mail...same address.

Will you attend?

Same on twitter.

Most of them don't have structured profile....just some paltry images.