Crime › Re: Children Branded Witches In Akwa Ibom, Abandoned By Families, Rescued by hahn(m): 1:00pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
jesusjnr: May you never be in a plane that's about to crash and forget he's not your God as many of your kind do!
Abeg make I hear word we know your type, "there's no God", "we don't believe God exists", until things get really hot and terrible, and no hope elsewhere, then suddenly "God please help me", "I'm sorry that I said you didn't exist", and all that!
But know that it may not pay off for you as it had done for some of your type as such before!
Keep deceiving yourself! Lol. Can't you see how petty and pathetic your god is that you have to resort to threats? Why can't you say " wait till my god eradicates poverty, disease and suffering?" Why must disaster be the only way your god can be proven. Your life must really be pathetic as a worshipper of a vengeful, incompetent and blood thirsty god. And this is the rubbish you want other people to believe in too?
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Crime › Re: Children Branded Witches In Akwa Ibom, Abandoned By Families, Rescued by hahn(m): 10:42am On Dec 20, 2018 |
The beauty of Christianity.
Jesusjnr come and witness the glory of your god |
Travel › Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by hahn(m): 10:36am On Dec 20, 2018 |
DeepNuggets: Lol Grammar* at least this won't take me to hell like someone referring to God as "it" I'd rather be in hell than sing for eternity to a psychopathic god that enjoys the smell of suya. We have actually redesigned hell and it is now equipped with split unit ACs after our scientists found ways to convert hell fire to electricity. Enough balling, strippers, alcohol, weed etc for eternity. Why will I pass on such an offer to sing glory glory to a demented psychopath? You should reconsider too. I am in charge of hell's real estate and I can get you a nice apartment by the beach, if Dubai can do it why can't our brilliant scientists in hell?, to spend your eternity. Feel free to DM me for quotes  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create Adam As An Adult Or Was He First A Baby? by hahn(op): 10:25am On Dec 20, 2018 |
jesusjnr: See don't pretend that you really think all those were assumptions, because I know you are confounded about this as you've never envisaged such before, but you'd rather keep your true emotions to yourself.
Well suit yourself! That is exactly why Christians have over 3000 denominations because you are all trying to make sense of the nonsense in the bible just because you are too intellectually dishonest to just admit it is all nonsense and you crave subjugation to your imaginary god and pastor. I don't have energy this morning. Enjoy your delusion |
Travel › Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by hahn(m): 8:55am On Dec 20, 2018 |
DeepNuggets: You may be going to hell for a lot of reasons and bad grammer one of it Lol You couldn't tell bad grammar if it hits you in the head and rapes you in the anus  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create Adam As An Adult Or Was He First A Baby? by hahn(op): 8:51am On Dec 20, 2018 |
jesusjnr: Adam and Eve were both adults and babies when God first made them, as they were adults in terms of their body size and development, but babies in the rest.
I'm just gonna provide a few verses and not all here, so that we would yet have some breathing space, however you can look up Gen 1-3 to verify what I say in this respect.
Now the reason Adam and Eve were adults and not babies in their sizes and development after God had made them in the beginning, was because they were not seeds as that which is planted into a woman's womb, which are very small and and undeveloped at the initial stages, which would take roughly about nine months for even the seed to have fully developed into a baby that's mature enough to leave the womb and commence life outside of the womb.
And don't expect me to talk you thru all the processes involved in a baby's growth and development outside the womb world, with the need to be fed by breast milk, and not knowing how to walk or to talk, needless say to procreate etc. up till the point where they grew up to become adults and are able to do all of that.
So Adam and Eve were able to do all of that which a baby is not able to do at the onset, that is eat solid food, walk, talk, procreate from the onset, because they were not made as seeds, but as adults in terms of their body size and development, by God who made them in the beginning.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Genesis 1:27-28(KJV)
But that is where it ended with the adult part of Adam and Eve when God first made them in the beginning, as they were babies in every things else, such as being naked and not ashamed, ignorance of the things of the world.
And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed. Genesis 2:25(KJV)
And they were also babies in the sense that they didn't have to work to feed, but their Creator had provided everything they needed to feed themselves with. So it was just as the babies whose work is to eat, eat, and eat again, and they had no worries about how the food would come about, for it was not their own job.
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat. Genesis 1:29(KJV)
Also in terms of the quality of their skin and body, you must have heard of baby skin before or even seen it, which is very smooth and fresh, and different from that of the adult which is aging and already wearing out, that's what their skin and body looked like despite being adults in their body size and development.
And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day. Genesis 1:31(KJV)
So they were babies in that respect until they disobeyed the commandment that God had given to them, and ate of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, for that was when they lost the baby aspect of themselves and hence became adults.
And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat. Genesis 3:6(KJV)
And so they were no longer ignorant of the things of the world as the babies are, for they now had such knowledge and therefore became ashamed of their unclothedness as it is with the adults.
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons... And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself. Genesis 3:7-10(KJV)
And they also began to have to work hard to feed themselves as the adults do, which also took a toll on their body as they began to age and their skin began to wear as that of the adults do, because they had lost their baby kind of skin and body which they once had.
In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.Genesis 3:19(KJV)
So the disobedience of God's Word by the man and woman, could, in a sense, be said to signify the end of the babyhood of Man and Woman, and also marked the beginning of their adulthood, as they hence grew up and became adults in every other sense of the word that they weren't beforehand.
Therefore it was in the process that they lost their babylike humility which kept them humble before God their Creator and in obedience to His Words, while displaying the adultlike pride and arrogance thru their rebellion against Him and the disobedience of His Words.
Therefore you may now be able to understand why Jesus kept saying things like these to fully grown adults:
"...Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven. Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in the kingdom of heaven". Matthew 18:3-4(KJV)
"...Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God." John 3:3(KJV)
For the Kingdom of God was what the Earth used to be in the beginning when Man and Woman, who God had given charge of the Earth to, were yet babies in the sense of their humility before God and the obedience of His Word.
But it was only after they had lost that and became adults in the respect of pride and rebellion against His authority via the disobedience of His Words, that the Earth consequently ceased to be that.
Therefore such sayings of Jesus was to get adult Man and Woman back to the babies that they used to be in the beginning when God first made them, when they were humble before God and hence kept His commandments.
For that was the purpose that Jesus was sent to the Earth, to restore things back to what it used to be in beginning when God first made Man and Woman.
"For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost." Matthew 18:11(KJV)
So there's is it for you in a nutshell how Adam and Eve were both adults and babies when God first created them.
And as for the pictures part, you've got to be kidding me?
If you're that curious though, you may have to go there yourself via time travel, and very important don't forget to take a camera with you so that you can take all the pictures you want to satisfy your curiosity, for there were obviously no "cameras" then in the beginning.
Pictures? Lol!  Lol. So much assumptions on your part but it's all good |
Travel › Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by hahn(m): 5:16pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
chivic: A fool says in his heart that there is no God. PSM 53:1
Just a parting shot: He is also a healer That book you are quoting from was written by idiots and quoted by dunces  |
Travel › Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by hahn(m): 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
Nwaikuku2: If God doesn't care you could been a mortuary cadidiate by now Tell that to the 2000 children that die daily from disease, poverty and hunger  |
Travel › Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by hahn(m): 5:14pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
chivic: A fool says in his heart that there is no God. And a wise man says it out loud  |
Christianity Etc › Re: WIZKID And Apostle Johnson Suleman In Same Cult by hahn(m): 5:05pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
The arrogance of the highly ignorant can be truly amazing
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Travel › Re: Man's Leg Crushed In An Accident In Ajah, Begs God To Take His Life(Graphic Pix) by hahn(m): 5:02pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
If god cared it would have saved you from the accident so it is safe to say it doesn't care |
Business › Re: Top 10 Problems Of Large Scale Business In Nigeria by hahn(m): 4:27pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
Grupo: Ctrl C + Ctrl V.
Article doesn't have a natural feel. What exactly are you looking for? Kisses and hugs?
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Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create Adam As An Adult Or Was He First A Baby? by hahn(op): 4:13pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
jesusjnr: Both! Explain with bible verses please Pictures too if possible |
Health › Re: Santa Claus Collapses And Dies In Front Of Children At School Christmas Party by hahn(m): 12:19pm On Dec 19, 2018 |
Jonathan: Jesus couldn’t save him? According to the story Jesus couldn't save himself  |
Food › Re: How Nigerian Ladies Can Burn Belly Fat While Sleeping. by hahn(m): 11:26am On Dec 19, 2018 |
Also indulge in at least one hour of intense love making before going to bed |
Celebrities › Re: Paw Paw Got Himself A New Cute Horse :photo by hahn(m): 10:42am On Dec 19, 2018 |
LotusFan: Cross between a Great Dane an Dalmatian I think. 14teenK: What manner of illiteracy is this?, that is a Great Dane
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Education › Re: Is Fluency In English Not Really A Measure Of Intelligence? by hahn(m): 10:26am On Dec 19, 2018 |
booket: . It is never a measure of intelligent. Why you no go talk like that?
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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 6:36pm On Dec 18, 2018 |
kinah: Oga u are a heavy eater o Actually that is for me and my wife but I know say I dey chop  |
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 3:52pm On Dec 18, 2018 |
Yam and rice with vegetable soup
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Crime › Re: Conductor Set Ablaze By Mob In Lagos After Stabbing Passenger To Death (Graphic) by hahn(m): 3:50pm On Dec 18, 2018 |
vizkiz: So many animals in humans clothing in this country. Can you imagine such barbaric act?
The person who took this picture should have recorded the people involved. We must frown at jungle justice in Nigeria before it becomes too late. People should stop taking laws into their own hands. It is already too late. You must be based abroad  |
Crime › Re: Conductor Set Ablaze For Stabbing Passenger To Death Over N50 by hahn(m): 3:45pm On Dec 18, 2018 |
At this point we can all agree there is no hope for Africa  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How My Brother Got Healed Of Schizophrenia And Catatonic Seizures by hahn(m): 3:25pm On Dec 18, 2018 |
This epistle only points out the incompetence of Jehovah if nothing else |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create Adam As An Adult Or Was He First A Baby? by hahn(op): 3:20pm On Dec 18, 2018 |
19grigri: So if I may ask brotherly Since u don't believe the Bible's account of creation What's your own version sir Surely there must be something you believe in as to how humanity came into existence The truth is I really don't care how man came into existence. His does that put food on my table? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create Adam As An Adult Or Was He First A Baby? by hahn(op): 11:58am On Dec 18, 2018 |
19grigri: There's nothing to prove that Adam had a belly button Or that he didn't either Adam didn't need a placenta There is nothing to prove the whole story is true and that is why Christians rely on faith and no fact. Duh |
Health › Re: Chinese Factory Worker Miraculously Survives After Being Impaled On Spikes (Pics by hahn(m): 11:57am On Dec 18, 2018 |
bedspread: [s][/s]ONLY GOD HAS KEPT THAT MAN ALIVE ...... nothing else! No one else! So says the slave of his imagination  |
Health › Re: Chinese Factory Worker Miraculously Survives After Being Impaled On Spikes (Pics by hahn(m): 9:15am On Dec 18, 2018 |
Purehuman: God didn't allow him fall but he fell due to his own action. The only thing God did was to keep him alive through altering other factors he cannot alter. That is why we say it's God. Lol. Even you know you are saying rubbish  |
Health › Re: Chinese Factory Worker Miraculously Survives After Being Impaled On Spikes (Pics by hahn(m): 9:03am On Dec 18, 2018 |
Friend01: What's all these stupid people thinking.
Can lay claim to something beyond your ability.
What about those who. died for less grevious incident like this-do we blame the government? No. In such instances we acknowledge god's incompetence  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create Adam As An Adult Or Was He First A Baby? by hahn(op): 9:00am On Dec 18, 2018 |
[quote author=sonmvayina post=73946635][/quote]Lol.
Where is your own picture of them without belly buttons? |
Health › Re: Chinese Factory Worker Miraculously Survives After Being Impaled On Spikes (Pics by hahn(m): 8:59am On Dec 18, 2018 |
DrGabbi: You're not nice. At least thank God for blessing the country with good health care system. No god blessed them. They did themselves. If God had blessed them he would have blessed us the same way considering we are the prayer capital of the world |
Christianity Etc › Re: Did God Create Adam As An Adult Or Was He First A Baby? by hahn(op): 11:13pm On Dec 17, 2018 |
sonmvayina: As adults... God said man and woman.. Not boy and girl.. Where did their belly buttons come from? |
Health › Re: Chinese Factory Worker Miraculously Survives After Being Impaled On Spikes (Pics by hahn(m): 11:07pm On Dec 17, 2018 |
Patented: God only Only god will allow someone get hurt like that and do nothing to help  Praise the government for equipping their health care system. If it was Nigeria the doctors would have consider between buying fuel for their generator or using Nokia torch light to perform the operation. That is if the doctors are not on strike  |
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 10:19pm On Dec 17, 2018 |
Mariangeles: But you don't celebrate Christmas nah do you ??  I eat Christmas rice and chicken if that is what you are asking  |