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Webmasters › Re: How To Get Crypto Ponzi Scheme Website. ( MMM) by hahn(m): 9:14pm On Nov 10, 2018

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Christianity Etc › Re: True Story: My Mum, Neighbour, Aunty, Childhood Friend Are My Enemies by hahn(m): 9:02pm On Nov 10, 2018

Martinez39:

Don't mind them. Their glorious destiny is not usually beyond getting a job, buying car, marrying and giving birth, building a house and having money. If it's like that, Buhari has a glorious destiny.

Destiny wey no reach Otedola owe, that one na glorious destiny? Even Dj Cuppy is balling the expected destiny of these simpletons on a daily basis.

Many of them cannot even see that far. They are more content serving people, like their pastors, who live lavish grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: True Story: My Mum, Neighbour, Aunty, Childhood Friend Are My Enemies by hahn(m): 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2018

HardMirror:
the way they talk about their 'glorious destinies' you would think they have spectacular dreams. Buying tokumbo car is fulfillment of glorious destiny to the simpletons.

Any god that wants me to serve it better live up to standard. I have to be driving cars 5 years ahead of it's time, my house should be like Tony Stark's and I should never age plus we have to hold monthly meetings to evaluate it's performance grin

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TV/Movies › Re: Throwback: How Many Of These Black American Movies Have You Seen?(Pics) by hahn(m): 8:54pm On Nov 10, 2018

Ishilove:
Sissy

You remember that part after the exam when the owner of the company was telling him there was only room for one person right before telling he was the one? The bitch in me came out like

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Crime › Re: Reverend Obinna Nwafor Shot In The Stomach, Cheats Death (Graphic Photos) by hahn(m): 8:52pm On Nov 10, 2018

taurusmena1:
You've got a lot of guts bro..may I ask what religion you practice and [b]if you believe in God? [/b]No disrespect meant

Which god are you talking about?

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 7:35pm On Nov 10, 2018

Mariangeles:
I swear I didn't notice the naira logo on top of the eba ...
Na your handwork abi ??

Lol yeah

I didn't mention it because I wanted to see who would notice tongue

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Christianity Etc › Re: Q&A: Isn’t Christianity Just Another Religion by hahn(m): 7:29pm On Nov 10, 2018

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religion
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noun
the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power, especially a personal God or gods.
"ideas about the relationship between science and religion"
synonyms: faith, belief, divinity, worship, creed, teaching, doctrine, theology; More
a particular system of faith and worship.
plural noun: religions
"the world's great religions"
a pursuit or interest followed with great devotion.
"consumerism is the new religion"

Argue with lucifer

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 7:19pm On Nov 10, 2018

Mariangeles:
What does madam think about your new found hobby ??

She is happy

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Crime › Re: Reverend Obinna Nwafor Shot In The Stomach, Cheats Death (Graphic Photos) by hahn(m): 7:19pm On Nov 10, 2018

PhenomenalMorgan:
Whats d problem with u people, is it God that invented a Gun, is it not the handwork of humans, was it not his fellow man dat decided to shoot him,did God not preserve his life at last, U people should just be reasonable for once!!!

So how come we should "thank god" when it is the doctors that saved his life using equipment god didn't create either?

And you are talking about being reasonable? undecided

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Crime › Re: Reverend Obinna Nwafor Shot In The Stomach, Cheats Death (Graphic Photos) by hahn(m): 6:35pm On Nov 10, 2018

taurusmena1:
What is your point exactly?

That god failed for allowing him get shot and left all the work to the doctors

Crime › Re: Reverend Obinna Nwafor Shot In The Stomach, Cheats Death (Graphic Photos) by hahn(m): 6:05pm On Nov 10, 2018

[quote author=Expensive2000 post=72851645][/quote]I am being positive when I say god should have protected him from getting shot in the first place undecided

Crime › Re: Reverend Obinna Nwafor Shot In The Stomach, Cheats Death (Graphic Photos) by hahn(m): 5:35pm On Nov 10, 2018

Expensive2000:
God is great!

for allowing him get shot in the first place? undecided

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 4:58pm On Nov 10, 2018

Food is ready cheesy

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 4:57pm On Nov 10, 2018

Preparing for lunch wink

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 3:08pm On Nov 10, 2018

PRESENTATION:
You come like this section wella oh

Yes o

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 3:07pm On Nov 10, 2018

kushercain:
Bros, hungry man no sabi fork oo

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 12:27pm On Nov 10, 2018

Mariangeles:
I'm sure he wouldn't mind...

Politics › Re: Anambra State Government Imposed #24,000 Naira Fee On Use Of Generator - Photo by hahn(m): 12:11pm On Nov 10, 2018

Kai

This is plain ridiculous undecided

Gbagbuo247:
We will know who truly pass his neighbor now..

Celebrities › Re: African Father Saw This Around His Car And Did This by hahn(m): 12:02pm On Nov 10, 2018

Nigerians will continue to be slaves to their superstitious way of thinking.

The son is smarter that the father grin

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:47am On Nov 10, 2018

Mariangeles:
Kushercain here's that meal I promised you...hope it's not coming late

At least if you are offering someone food add a fork to the picture. How will Kushercain eat it now? undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 11:44am On Nov 10, 2018

bedspread:
[/s] Whosoever calls on the Name of the Lord shall be saved!! Romans 10:13
You can Exempt yourself... it's your Choice

bedspread:
The LORD REBUKE You....
Repent bro!! YOU CANNOT BARE HELL

Don't worry I have reserved space for you. You will have an apartment from one of my estates.

Did you take that picture yourself?

Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 11:29am On Nov 10, 2018

bedspread:
bro if u make hell.. u won't smile !!

Have a look at the California fire outbreak! And the world is screaming..

Then Imagine what the Lake of Fire will be like.. where the worms forth not!! For Ever and Ever..

You can't even wish your Enemy Hell... GOD FORBID!

I said we have installed ACs and snow makers in hell. Are you not reading my replies? undecided

I Forbid Hell for You

I wish hell for you brother. You and I will both share a drink while receiving BJs together.

Cheers cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 11:27am On Nov 10, 2018

bedspread:
2peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance

Isaiah 45:7 KJV I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Matthew 7:21
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Ephesians 1:11 All things are done according to God's plan and decision; and God chose us to be his own people in union with Christ because of his own purpose, based on what he had decided from the very beginning.

This means that even when you find yourself in hell it is god's will grin

Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 11:24am On Nov 10, 2018

bedspread:
it's God's will that no one should go to hell! That's the reason He made Salvation free..

It is god's will people should go to hell because it loves the smell of suya. That is why it created hell in the first place.

if it's your will to go to heaven, you will do the Needful

God already revealed to me that it is will I go to hell fire and I have already been appointed as the real estate agent for all the property in hell fire.

Just so you know we have put out the fire and installed ACs and snow makers is hell is now cool. We also have lots of strip clubs, orgies, alcohol and drugs to enable our occupants enjoy eternity.

Contact me, to everyone interested, to book your apartments, land, buildings and mansions in hell

Why go to heaven and sing all day among religious bigots when you can chill in hell forking, drinking, smoking and partying?

Choose wisely cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 11:16am On Nov 10, 2018

bedspread:
It is the will of GOD that all men should come to Repentance...
If u refuse to Repent then you Chose to go to Hell!!

Salvation is Free of CHARGE!!

No. God already knows whatever will happen, right? Everything was planned by god, right?

In that case it already planned for whoever ends up in hell to end up there so there is no freewill in this case. Or are you trying to say that humans can change god's will? undecided

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 11:07am On Nov 10, 2018

Mariangeles:
You too like stew abeg !

Is my work o cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 11:00am On Nov 10, 2018

bedspread:
Hell is created For Lucifer..
It's not the will of GOD that anyone should joy. Satan there! That's why HE had to Die for our sins

But everything is the will of god. No be so? undecided

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Career › Re: Your Actions On Social Media Affect Your Employers by hahn(m): 10:59am On Nov 10, 2018

Spar7tan:
He who has ears, let him listen to what the spirit is telling the church

The spirit is telling the church to close shop and turn their big HQs to manufacturing industries grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 10:54am On Nov 10, 2018

bedspread:
To Depopulate Hell and Populate HEAVEN

Don't you think that God created hell to be over populated for a reason?

Don't you think it is wrong to try to foil God's will and his perfect plan?

undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: What Do Churches Use Tithe, Offerings, Vows, Etc, For? by hahn(m): 10:50am On Nov 10, 2018

HardMirror:
i encourage you to try lord's chosen as recommended. You will quickly leave if you are in search of a true religion that would build your soul.

That church is crap and not for people seeking spiritual enlightenment

But all churches are crap undecided

Celebrities › Re: Leye Kuti Acquires Porsche And 3 Other New Cars At The Same Time by hahn(m): 10:39am On Nov 10, 2018

gaby:
Bloggers are insane. The Nigerian ones especially. Four cars and the pix is of two cars with different picture angles divided into four.

Animals with thier headache-inducing English.

Even Oshodi oke conductors are all bloggers these days..

1 picture = 1 car grin

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by hahn(m): 10:30am On Nov 10, 2018

Breakfast

Noodles with beef and boiled egg. If you are wondering about the color wifey added some of the left over stew in the pot wink

To be followed later by pineapples baba gave us grin

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