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RomanceRe: Local Man Cannot Can?? by hahn(m): 7:21am On Aug 15, 2019
Grandlord:
Nope. She's only happy to tell the guy more about her country.

I dislike pussyass guys and c0ckblockers like you, who out of jealousy, try hard to bring another man down.

WTF is 'uninformed'? Total BS.
Lol.

I can see you are the president of "lame dudes taking shots association of losers" so I understand your desperation to save your brother in his dilemma
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by hahn(m): 6:26pm On Aug 14, 2019
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by hahn(m): 6:24pm On Aug 14, 2019
MsAdanna:
True. Cos you keep calling me to bargain as if you’re pricing crayfish in Oyingbo market. I have told you my last price REPEATEDLY, yet you keep coming back to quote nonsense.

Uncle, keep your 40k. Go and look for phone of 40k. This one none like that. I’d rather give it out than sell at such a useless price.

Cheers!
In case you are really ready to give it out I am interested

RomanceRe: Nigerian Runs Girl Secretly Filmed While Narrating ’sekzcapade’ With Four Men [V by hahn(m): 6:23pm On Aug 14, 2019
MJBOLT:
i can handle 6 sexually active women in a day
That is what men who have not had sex in a LONG time say

CelebritiesRe: Davido’s 30BG Ring Has 696 Diamonds And Costs N54M by hahn(m): 6:17pm On Aug 14, 2019
post=81255624:
So we should grilled fufu?!

We think say na #54 BILLION before sef!

Abegii, Is that all?!
How many dead bodies will you need to barbecue before making that kind of money?

RomanceRe: Local Man Cannot Can?? by hahn(m): 6:12pm On Aug 14, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Pretoria is in Gauteng lol. Pretoria is a city in the province of Gauteng. Gauteng means, A place of gold. That's where the 1st gold rush took place, in Johannesburg (which is near to Pretoria).

Well anyways, congrats to the newlyweds.
Basically that your epistle is telling the guy that you don't date uninformed guys.

You are evil

RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by hahn(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2019
undefeateds:
Which guy even sleep in a lady's place
It happens abroad mostly or if you get babe Wey be either runs babe or Wey dey work or Wey get pikin but no husband or Wey get husband Wey Don travel or Wey Don divorce with/without pikin
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by hahn(m): 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2019
tolugar:
I’ve a bag reserved for that and it’s getting filled up.

Sponge
Soaps
Panties (diff. Types)
Bra (diff shapes and sizes)
Nities
Bum shorts
Towels
Slippers
Chargers
Head phones and co
Books
Bags
Rings
Bangles
Even ear rings most times one ear
Lose hair attachments
Etc
And always in a habit of either telling them that I didn’t see it anywhere in the house or I trashed them.
How far?

I get baba Wey I fit introduce you to. With all these items you go hammer o. E-money Sef go dey learn where you dey
FamilyRe: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by hahn(m): 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2019
pocohantas:
Forgive her.

Women are polygamous in nature.

Just focus on your children, she'll definitely get tired and come back to you. They always do...

smiley
I swear I was just thinking the same thing

SportsRe: Klopp's 2018 UCL Final Team-talk That Had Liverpool Stars In Stitches by hahn(m): 5:18pm On Aug 14, 2019
So he wore a Ronaldo boxers and still got beat

RomanceRe: Tanzanian Authorities To Publish Names Of Married Men To Protect Single Women by hahn(m): 6:46am On Aug 14, 2019
spiceadole:
Better ..so that those who want married men strictly for money and sex can get them.
And not married men deceiving ladies looking for serious relationships
But unfortunately it doesn't help protect married women from single ladies who are looking for ready made men who they can snatch so he has to abandon his family duties just to take care of her and her family
RomanceRe: Tanzanian Authorities To Publish Names Of Married Men To Protect Single Women by hahn(m): 8:16pm On Aug 13, 2019
darichlife:
grin grin grin

Guy which kind bluntness be this na

CrimeRe: FBI Arrest 18yrs Old After Being Caught With Enough Arsenal To Start A Civil War by hahn(m): 8:09pm On Aug 13, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
Obvious what Naija must do if they want Wealth. (Hint: America is richest and they are only one with God on their money)
God on their money, racism in their society, mass shootings in their mall. I see your logic

RomanceRe: Is It Right For Married Couples To Give Heads To Themselves. by hahn(m): 8:08pm On Aug 13, 2019
69 is good for the body

CelebritiesRe: Chioma Akpotha Strikes A Pose In New Photo by hahn(m): 8:05pm On Aug 13, 2019
nicepoker101:
She resemble improper fraction

CrimeRe: FBI Arrest 18yrs Old After Being Caught With Enough Arsenal To Start A Civil War by hahn(m): 8:03pm On Aug 13, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
It’s because they have on their money “In God We Trust” instead of “In Flying Spaghetti Monster...”
Just like it is written on Nigerian notes abi?

CrimeRe: FBI Arrest 18yrs Old After Being Caught With Enough Arsenal To Start A Civil War by hahn(m): 7:51pm On Aug 13, 2019
CanadaOrBust:
People outside don’t realize how rich certain populations in America are
How we wan take realise am when na candle we dey use take on TV?

Christianity EtcRe: Do Mentally Ill People Go To Heaven? Does God Show Mercy To Those Who Are Mental by hahn(m): 7:46pm On Aug 13, 2019
Of course not. They are the fuel for the fire in hell.

God doesn't play with his suya

RomanceRe: Tanzanian Authorities To Publish Names Of Married Men To Protect Single Women by hahn(m): 7:43pm On Aug 13, 2019
joseo:
And what make you think some of this ladies don't prefer married men to single guys?
I dey tell you. Basically they just created a shopping list for single ladies looking for guys who they perceive will be financially capable to take care of them.

And the men won't have to bother anymore. Men will be like "yes, my name is on the list. I am only here to fvck you"

CrimeRe: FBI Arrest 18yrs Old After Being Caught With Enough Arsenal To Start A Civil War by hahn(m): 7:40pm On Aug 13, 2019
Where dem dey see money buy all these guns Sef?

Na so gun cheap for Yankee?

TravelRe: Baby Dies In Car Crash, Weeks Later Mom Sees A Detail In His Old Photo Everyone by hahn(m): 7:39pm On Aug 13, 2019
This is painful

Still I admire the woman's quest to find out "what" caused her son's death instead of doing what the average believer in imaginary beings does and that is blame "village people".

At least now she has taught others not to repeat the same mistake
EducationRe: Onyiuke Akachukwu Matthew Tackles JAMB On Withheld UTME Result by hahn(m): 7:34pm On Aug 13, 2019
Ynix:
What do you expect from someone who studied Islamic Studies

FoodRe: Can You Feed On This Scorpion Suya Delicacy? (photo) by hahn(m): 2:44pm On Aug 13, 2019
Enoch07:
is scorpion no longer poisonous again?
Dem Don barbecue the poison
CrimeRe: SARS Kills Fashion Designer On Ileya's Eve At Ijegun Via Ikotun (Photos) by hahn(m): 2:41pm On Aug 13, 2019
GeoAfrikana:
I've never had one. Well, except my father. So I don't have examples of their deeds.
You lucky sonofabitch

Christianity EtcRe: Why Stoning The Devil In Saudi Arabia When We Can't Stone Ours Here? by hahn(m): 2:32pm On Aug 13, 2019
Nigerians will rather pray against or stone the "devil" that is imaginary than the one real because we are cowards and hypocrites
CrimeRe: SARS Kills Fashion Designer On Ileya's Eve At Ijegun Via Ikotun (Photos) by hahn(m): 2:28pm On Aug 13, 2019
GeoAfrikana:
To gun down an unarmed civilian is easy but their IRT couldn't even scratch one soldier in a shootout. Instead they lost three lives instantly and two more later. I wonder what the I in their name stands for.

Truth be told, Nigerian police oppress civilians than any other force. They're the real enemies of the people. Imagine some SARS officers demanded 10k from my friend before they could follow him to arrest someone that duped him.

Following the Offa robbery, SARS officers were sent to protect the highway there. They started extorting public transport workers. Every checkpoint is #200 no story. According to what a transport worker told me.

On my way to Owerri, something similar happened along the highway in Delta State. Robbery was high there so they sent them to protect the people. Instead they started harassing transport workers. "Gimme my money make you dey go, no waste my time".

But what is more painful is that virtually every Nigerian does the same in his own profession. Teachers extort parents, journalists twist stories and quote people out of context for ulterior motives, mechanics install fake products so you can keep coming to them, doctors prescribe tests and procedures that are not necessary just to milk more money from you. Transport workers treat their passengers like slaves. Churches and mosques divert public funds to personal investments. And all.

It's a crazy country.

Now you see what I mean when I say revolution begins with you.
You forgot to add landlords
BusinessRe: 7 Different Ways Ladies Get Their First Cars Car Funny But True by hahn(m): 7:51am On Aug 13, 2019
czarina:
Boss, I greet you.


I smashed it already, you should have cum on time.

Had to do it after I considered their antecedents on here.
pocohantas:
Nawa. So, Hahn isn't a 40seconds man?

Thanksgiving at the church on the hill cheesy

BusinessRe: 7 Different Ways Ladies Get Their First Cars Car Funny But True by hahn(m): 6:38pm On Aug 12, 2019
czarina:
You just ruined your number two and your entire article with your senselessness. You just had to somehow involve a man/parents.

There are ladies who work harder than some of you foolish males littering the whole arena.

They don't need the extras from parents or MEN to complete the purchase!


Modified:

And what's the difference between number 5,6, and 7 if say no be something dey worry you or you just want to waste person time?

You could have summed up everything into one category = BLESSERS


If this makes front-page, ah swear, I'll smash my phone
Instead of smashing it dash me na
FamilyRe: Is There A Way To Make African Parents Apologize To Their Kids by hahn(m): 6:03pm On Aug 12, 2019
GoodFaith:
THAT PANT YOU PUTTING IN YOUR ASS
MAKE YOU NOT TO HAVE COMMON SENSE
USELESS KID

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help My Boss Is Tribalistic by hahn(m): 5:58pm On Aug 12, 2019
Tallesty1:
You type as if your keyboard has asthma

FamilyRe: Is There A Way To Make African Parents Apologize To Their Kids by hahn(m): 5:44pm On Aug 12, 2019
GoodFaith:
LIKE I SAID GIVE UP YOUR MF DEVICE
YOU HAVE NO MANNERS
DISRESPECTFUL KID

FamilyRe: Is There A Way To Make African Parents Apologize To Their Kids by hahn(m): 5:41pm On Aug 12, 2019
GoodFaith:
NO COMMON SENSE FOR YOUR PARENTS TO APOLOGIZE
SOMEBODY NEED TO TAKE THE MF DEVICE FROM YOUR DUMB ASS
DISRESPECTFUL KIDS
Lol. Look at person wey get respect

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