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Education › Re: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by hahn(m): 10:53am On Aug 16, 2019
calabaman:
@ OP:

I agree with you on this as I have had an even worse response from a foreigner when I asked him this same question...."how was your night"
What was the response?
Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by hahn(m): 10:49am On Aug 16, 2019
hahn:
$24.45 Skrill available @ N320/$1

WhatsApp 08092960741
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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by hahn(m):
$24.45 Skrill available @ N320/$1

WhatsApp 08092960741

Sold to DoyenExchange
Christianity Etc › Re: God's One Great Goal by hahn(m): 9:55am On Aug 16, 2019
To smell suya for eternity
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Shows Interest In Greenland, Asked Aides If Possible To Buy It(Pics) by hahn(m): 9:54am On Aug 16, 2019
Timmyprox:
Yes oooo
Sambisa,ebonyi,even if they want water in Lagos
I think he meant the whole country
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian comedian klint da drunk involved in an accident by hahn(m): 9:17am On Aug 16, 2019
What I don't understand is how you can thank a god after surviving an accident.

If your god gave any fvck it would have prevented the accident in the first place

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrest And Secures The Conviction Of Six Yahoo Boys [photo] by hahn(m): 9:14am On Aug 16, 2019
See as dem be like power rangers about to morph grin
Nairaland General › Re: See What I Found Under A Church's Podium (Photo) by hahn(m): 8:43pm On Aug 15, 2019
Shibaraba:
Brother a miracle just happened and you are complaining. Where in Nigeria will you ask for egg and the person will still provide knife for slicing onions. No where.

Oga fry the egg use plenty pepper and tomatoes. Add onions put small Maggi. All is in order be that.

Fear fear op. Those days for my estate we dey see sacrifice for our gate with plenty food and wads of cash. The first day we move am.me and my guy share am.second day same thing.oboy na so we turn there to our ATM o. We come even know the time wey the man dey drop the sacrifice. Sometimes we dey reach there before the man sef. Before e drop am we don move am share am for him presence. The man tire for our matter change location. We still track am. So fear not. Break eggs fry am.
What's the new location?

Biko I need money

Business › Re: How I Made #500k In 8 Months by hahn(m): 1:09pm On Aug 15, 2019
@ignitewatch, nice thread. Very inspiring.

I can build a modern ecommerce website for your business so people can buy your products nation/worldwide.

WhatsApp @ 08092960741 if you are interested
Pets › Re: Man Seen Bathing His 'Passive' Lion With His Friends In Lekki by hahn(m): 12:50pm On Aug 15, 2019
Just wondering what lion peppersoup will taste like

Car Talk › Re: Japanese Businessman Just Paid ₦2.6 Billion For Five Fenyr Supersports Supercars by hahn(m): 12:47pm On Aug 15, 2019
Ahn ahn

Celebrities › Re: ''I Wish I Could Be Both Parents To My Daughter'' - Davido's First Babymama Says by hahn(m): 12:46pm On Aug 15, 2019
That can only happen if you impregnated yourself

Nairaland General › Re: Akin Alabi LeadsOjeagbase Proteges To Reunion Meeting With SuccessDigest Founder by hahn(m): 12:39pm On Aug 15, 2019
Success digest was my eye opener to business back in the day.

Nice to see the dude is still doing well.

He really inspired me then
Family › Re: Woman Wakes Her Husband Up With N500k On His Birthday (Photos) by hahn(m): 12:35pm On Aug 15, 2019
MJBOLT:
if you want breakfast in bed then you better sleep in the kitchen
Oil dey your head

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Housemates Celebrate The Cultural Richness Of Nigeria (Photos) by hahn(m): 12:02pm On Aug 15, 2019
seunfly:
The first time I walk into my living room and Bb9ja was interested.
Interested in what?

Crime › Re: Thief With Charms Tied Around His Waist Set Ablaze For Snatching Bag (Graphic) by hahn(m): 11:50am On Aug 15, 2019
melaninpop:
Hmmmm....that same guy can stab you in the neck for a bag that contains 2k. Pray to never experience it, my dear.
So burning him is the best way to go?
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan Spends N1.9M On Shopping, Complains Of How Many Quantities He Got by hahn(m): 8:45am On Aug 15, 2019
Omihanifa:
The reason why that receipt was written with biro is because everything is (staged for the gram) if it was a genuine deal it would have been in a printed thermal paper receipt and not that trash up there undecided

The guy just went to that shop to do small advert for them so that people can know the shop undecided

how person go rent shop for Lekki phase 1, come dey sell luxury goods and they are still issuing receipts with biro and A4 paper undecided


To show you how foolish dey are grin cheesy they started the receipt in dollars and ended it with naira angry
Which serious shop go dey this unprofessional shocked
Oil dey your head

Romance › Re: Local Man Cannot Can?? by hahn(m): 8:35am On Aug 15, 2019
Grandlord:
Don't ever disparage a brother because of a woman. That's a pathetic low.
Lol. I simply commended her savagery.

Na you know
Crime › Re: Thief With Charms Tied Around His Waist Set Ablaze For Snatching Bag (Graphic) by hahn(m): 8:34am On Aug 15, 2019
Mk12:
I am just correcting you that those people are not religious so don't bring religion into the burning. I can guarantee you that those guys have not been to any religious house in years
But they identify as Christians, right?

If that does not make them religious then what does it make them?

Obviously you missed my point
Crime › Re: Thief With Charms Tied Around His Waist Set Ablaze For Snatching Bag (Graphic) by hahn(m): 8:08am On Aug 15, 2019
Mk12:
Majority of people in southsouth/south east don't actually care about any religion. We are only refers to as Christians for political purposes
And that divides them from the Muslims, doesn't it?
Christianity Etc › Re: Divine Healings And Miracles: See Jesus the Saviour in Action. by hahn(m): 7:46am On Aug 15, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
To the believer no evidence is necessary, to the unbeliever no evidence is enough.
Because usually no evidence is ever provided to begin with and even when "evidence" is provided it is usually made up or stolen glory like in the case of where couples looking for children do IVF and thank their gods instead of the doctors
Crime › Re: Thief With Charms Tied Around His Waist Set Ablaze For Snatching Bag (Graphic) by hahn(m): 7:43am On Aug 15, 2019
Nigeria is arguably on the most religious countries in the world.

Despite serving "loving gods" we will not hesitate to burn people for stealing a bag whose content is probably not up to N100,000 but will hail political leaders when they are "blessed" by our religious leaders(imams and pastors)
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hong Kong Protesters Apologized To Tourists, List 5 Demands To Government(Pics) by hahn(m): 7:30am On Aug 15, 2019
Abeg people should stop comparing Nigeria with countries like these.

Nigeria has too many things against it.

The simple fact that we have so many tribes and different languages alone splits us apart. You cannot compare to Japan where they have one or two languages between millions of people.

Then there is religion.

After we divide ourselves by region, then by state, then local government then by tribe we will now divide ourselves by either Christianity or Islam.

Even among Christians there are thousands of different denominations that cause division among them.

The Muslims have issues with Sunnis and Shiites.

Abeg make we leave tori suffer the suffer together since we never ready to make drastic changes
Romance › Re: Local Man Cannot Can?? by hahn(m): 7:21am On Aug 15, 2019
Grandlord:
Nope. She's only happy to tell the guy more about her country.

I dislike pussyass guys and c0ckblockers like you, who out of jealousy, try hard to bring another man down.

WTF is 'uninformed'? Total BS.
Lol.

I can see you are the president of "lame dudes taking shots association of losers" so I understand your desperation to save your brother in his dilemma
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by hahn(m): 6:26pm On Aug 14, 2019
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by hahn(m): 6:24pm On Aug 14, 2019
MsAdanna:
True. Cos you keep calling me to bargain as if you’re pricing crayfish in Oyingbo market. I have told you my last price REPEATEDLY, yet you keep coming back to quote nonsense.

Uncle, keep your 40k. Go and look for phone of 40k. This one none like that. I’d rather give it out than sell at such a useless price.

Cheers!
In case you are really ready to give it out I am interested

Romance › Re: Nigerian Runs Girl Secretly Filmed While Narrating ’sekzcapade’ With Four Men [V by hahn(m): 6:23pm On Aug 14, 2019
MJBOLT:
i can handle 6 sexually active women in a day
That is what men who have not had sex in a LONG time say

Celebrities › Re: Davido’s 30BG Ring Has 696 Diamonds And Costs N54M by hahn(m): 6:17pm On Aug 14, 2019
[quote author= post=81255624]So we should grilled fufu?!

We think say na #54 BILLION before sef!

Abegii, Is that all?!
[/quote]How many dead bodies will you need to barbecue before making that kind of money?

Romance › Re: Local Man Cannot Can?? by hahn(m): 6:12pm On Aug 14, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Pretoria is in Gauteng lol. Pretoria is a city in the province of Gauteng. Gauteng means, A place of gold. That's where the 1st gold rush took place, in Johannesburg (which is near to Pretoria).

Well anyways, congrats to the newlyweds.
Basically that your epistle is telling the guy that you don't date uninformed guys.

You are evil

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by hahn(m): 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2019
undefeateds:
Which guy even sleep in a lady's place
It happens abroad mostly or if you get babe Wey be either runs babe or Wey dey work or Wey get pikin but no husband or Wey get husband Wey Don travel or Wey Don divorce with/without pikin
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by hahn(m): 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2019
tolugar:
I’ve a bag reserved for that and it’s getting filled up.

Sponge
Soaps
Panties (diff. Types)
Bra (diff shapes and sizes)
Nities
Bum shorts
Towels
Slippers
Chargers
Head phones and co
Books
Bags
Rings
Bangles
Even ear rings most times one ear
Lose hair attachments
Etc
And always in a habit of either telling them that I didn’t see it anywhere in the house or I trashed them.
How far?

I get baba Wey I fit introduce you to. With all these items you go hammer o. E-money Sef go dey learn where you dey
Family › Re: My Wife Is A Cheat. I Need Advice by hahn(m): 6:03pm On Aug 14, 2019
pocohantas:
Forgive her.

Women are polygamous in nature.

Just focus on your children, she'll definitely get tired and come back to you. They always do...

smiley
I swear I was just thinking the same thing

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