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visijo:
Dancing with a very fat girl is like dragging a bag of rice from one place to another, i almost died yesterday

hopefulLandlord:
Hahahaha. I got my ps4 from this thread. bought ps3 for my brother from this thread. this thread is great!

SHOPPERS:
Izza hopefullandlord na.

He's pricing everything just in case Baba God pick him call or send back a text mesaage

Idadurun:
Similar thing happened to my wife yesterday. She sold some creates of egg and was paid the equivalent amount.

At the close of the day's business, we counted the money, group them according to denominations and kept for the next day business.

Only for us to wake up the next morning to observed that #26,000 was missing. There was no child or external person or relation living with us. So I wondered how this could have happened.
I was bittered about it but I thank God that all the money was not disappeared

Davash222:
Primitive Nigerians, this is not juju, rather tricks.

They gave him 1000 notes of 30K, after he's done counting the money, they will tell him to bring the money, and swap it immediately with 10 notes covered with 1000 note. As you can see, the 10 notes are covered with 1000 note.

hopefulLandlord:
snap a pic of the TV with it showing an image like Sommydisaster did above

kesmiraAutos:
OMG! So Sorry Girl, Thank God the doctors she's alive to testify the goodness of God science.

visijo:
Some men's can unhook a bra within 5sec in d dark and it will take them 30 minutes to locate psalm 23 in Bible in broad daylight

Funaki:
See these testimonies from front page today



"No One Stops anyone from Having a CS..

If you Are a Believer and you Believe GOD that you will Have your child without a CS , you will have what you Believe..


I have seen a Woman who had a child and never knew she was Pregnant.. The woman was way beyond the age of having Children. She already had 2Children. Her last child was in her Twenties
infact she was in her house having dinner with her husband when they noticed that they heard a sound . There was no light and they had to bring a lamp to see what fell on the ground, only to see a baby, and some form blood on their mother.
This happened in Lagos..

I have Seen a woman who was born not knowing if she was a man or a woman as she had no organ.. Yet as I say this, she is happily married and with a kid..
This happened in Lagos

I have Seen A woman who doctors removed her womb , Showed it to her and her husband and told them that there is no way she will be able to take in....
Today she has 3 Children.
This Happened in Lagos

All these Happened after GOD ALMIGHTY Intervened..

Nothing is Impossible with GOD. Not Just in Words or sayings but in Reality..

There are lots them like that I know of..


If you Pregnant and you don't want a CS let your faith Carry u.

If you Pregnant and you have difficulties in putting to bed, there is no harm in having a CS..

Having CS and not Having CS does not guarantee safe delivery .."

ADRIAN88:
What the hell is a Flying Spaghetti Monster biko kwa?

skycaptain483:
So you now mean that I am owing N146,000? Who will now ask me for that biko?

CosmicPhoenix:

dont be suprised if somebody somewhere has reserved a job for her

gustav25:
any movie but run away from any DC related stuff for your own psychological safety . Consumption of Dead comics filmography has overtime been known to cause Severe brain fart and I have alot of evidence to back this up . Ie ANTIMCU, Iuwe , Minermys , Tonyspike etc

KfashionHubb:
Have you satdown one cool evening and ask yourselves, HOW THE BLACK MAN CAME ABOUT?

because Adam & Eve were both whites. Mohammed and buhdda were whites.

Who are we?