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Food › Re: Torley Vs Moet: Which One Should You Buy This Festive Season? by hahn(m): 7:47pm On Aug 26, 2019
Shibaraba:
One salient point to note is they both contain alcohol. Thus I introduce to you my very reliable alternative.

It's called Jedi Jedi
Cost: 5 litre gallon filled with herbs 2500.
Ogogoro 5 litres 1000.

25000 Moet in ogogoro form can high my whole village
Once it is exhausted refill with another ogogoro. One shot of enough to knock out a light drinker. 5 shots will finish a strong drinker. 10 shots will destroy an elephant.
Can be taken by anybody. Even the so called rich and classy. Just tell them it's good for the stomach, relieves back aches and wait for it........ Enhances sex duration and they will drink it happily.

Na manage we dey manage besides. All high na high. No wine,no matter the cost fit make you high like the most high.
You be fool!

Romance › Re: "Deadly" Signs You May Be Getting Into The Wrong Marriage. by hahn(m): 7:39pm On Aug 26, 2019
aishaemeka:
[s](5) IGNORING DREAM REVELATIONS: Your partner could be so nice physically, but if you notice that whenever you sleep, you see him or her as an angry beast in your dreams, a deceiver or an evil personality; it is then time for you to go into deep prayers, thoughts and watchfulness. A time when you should watch your partner very well through dreams is when you genuinely love your partner physically without suspicion, but see him or her as evil in your dreams. If you hate or suspect your partner and see him or her as a devil in your dream, such a dream may be false because you already have a negative picture about your partner.[/s]
Absolute nonsense

Culture › Re: Why We’ll Continue To Promote Sango Festival – Alaafin by hahn(m): 8:07am On Aug 26, 2019
hisexcellency34:
Sango, twin brother of Amadioha
And Thor
Culture › Re: Why We’ll Continue To Promote Sango Festival – Alaafin by hahn(m): 8:07am On Aug 26, 2019
CrimeKsmart:
Seriously I didn't mean to attack the yorubas but this is why northerners don't trust an average Yoruba Muslim. How can you believe in oneness of Allah and still indulge in all these traditional and fetish festivals. It contradicts the teachings of Islam.

I can categorically say that this is the major reason why we do not like the Muslims from Yoruba land to lead prayer in the north. Though we have a good numbers of Yorubas who dnt mix up their religion with any other thing but they are very rare to find.

I still love Yorubas regardless of their religion cos they are accommodating and good loving people.
Allah, Sango and Jehovah all belong in the

Celebrities › Re: “I Can Resurrect DJ Arafat, But On One Condition” -ivorian Pastor Claims by hahn(m): 7:48am On Aug 26, 2019
webincomeplus:
I don't know what brand of weed exactly the pastor took. But it's top grade.
This is obviously the handiwork of hard drugs like cocaine, heroin and inhaling of crude oil.

Leave Igbo out of this

Nairaland General › Re: Some Touching And Heartbreaking Stories Of Dying Wishes Coming True (Photos) by hahn(m): 5:46pm On Aug 25, 2019
tk4rd:
Wonderful.
Please put me through on these three other similar cases.
1. Do spirits (or ghosts) exist?
2. Dead people appearing in peoples' dreams to give instructions, why are they still existing inside peoples' dreams??
3. Finally, a dead person somewhere, somehow got to somewhere else and continued living and even got married..
...
I would like to know exactly how the experience afterlife really is.
I must not experience it myself in order to know.
The existence or occurrence of the things you have stated have never been actually proven. Most times they are usually rumors, misconceptions or just lies.

Sure you do not have to rely on your own personal experience of the afterlife to confirm it however if someone claims the afterlife exists there should be some sort of proof.

So far the examples of the afterlife by various religious are unproven claims which conflict with each other and obviously based on assumption.
Health › Re: Woman Hears ‘swooshing Sound’ In Her Ear, Turns Out To Be Venomous Spider by hahn(m): 8:37am On Aug 25, 2019
undecided

Business › Re: Apple buys a Nigerian-owned ICT firm for $1 billion. PHOTOS by hahn(m): 8:23am On Aug 25, 2019
DaInferno:
invest again?
...ah, I will just spend am till trumpet sound

Agriculture › Re: King Cobra Caught With A Wire Trap by hahn(m): 6:10pm On Aug 24, 2019
visijo:
But can this snake swallow? cool shocked
Swallow eba?
Romance › Re: .. by hahn(m): 5:31pm On Aug 24, 2019
MJBOLT:
copy and paste bloggers everywhere
The only thing they cannot copy and paste is sense

Romance › Re: Who Is Interested In A Serious Relationship Am In China by hahn(m): 5:24pm On Aug 24, 2019
tolugar:
Is your name on the list??

Christianity Etc › Re: What's The Essence Of Noah's Flood, When Eventually Evil Will Persist? by hahn(m): 4:22pm On Aug 24, 2019
LordReed:
Let's even agree the story is true. It would show that the god Yahweh, is probably not as powerful as he makes himself out to be or that he is weakening as the years go by. Look at it, the being who made humans from dust can't wipe the slate clean and start again? Instead he relies on a man to spend 120years building a boat, this god that made heaven and earth in 6 days? Then look how his power is manifested later on, he is reduced to changing water into wine or walking on water, magicians of today do even more fantastic feats than that and even today Yahweh's power is so diminished you to squint and cork your head to one side before you can see the so called miracles.
Yahweh is an incompetent god worshipped by simpletons
Nairaland General › Re: Some Touching And Heartbreaking Stories Of Dying Wishes Coming True (Photos) by hahn(m): 3:54pm On Aug 24, 2019
tk4rd:
I know you are not a christian, and that is why I want to ask you this, so that I can learn from your own point of view.
So, what really happens at Death?
Same thing that happened before we were born.

NOTHING.

We simply cease to exist
Romance › Re: Guys Will You Help Your Girlfriend In This Situation? by hahn(m): 10:51am On Aug 24, 2019
Tallesty1:
I will keep love and relationship aside and talk to her like friends because of one thing. Respect I have for her.


If she's working and can pay me in installments then sure, I can get her out of the mess. That's what friends do for friends
madridguy:
If i have the money i will bail her out and even take her out for refreshment. No one knows tomorrow.

Romance › Re: Guys Will You Help Your Girlfriend In This Situation? by hahn(m): 10:49am On Aug 24, 2019
Larryfest:
Would tell her i need to use the ATM too just like the other guy did then i go back home and sleep or am i supposed to pay for what i didn't consumehuh
No time o

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Why Tacha Doesn’t Play ‘Truth Or Dare’ Games – Mercy by hahn(m): 10:33am On Aug 24, 2019
Hotfreeze:
She is exciting those kind of people who don't know the difference between taught and thought.

To think that your moniker is 'brainpower'.

Christianity Etc › Re: Some Reasons Nigerians Scam People And The Correlation With Religion by hahn(m): 2:58pm On Aug 23, 2019
Just as you will find Nigerians who have gotten a government job giving testimony when we all know he/she is going there to steal funds.

Or many parents who enrol their kids in "special centers" but will give testimonies in church about how their kids pass.

God is nothing more than a get out of jail free card for Nigerians.

They will steal and blame the devil.

Nigeria is proof that religion is not a source of morality
Romance › Re: Pressure On Female Folks To Get Married by hahn(m): 10:14am On Aug 23, 2019
budaatum:
There's a special love
Like an eagle flying with a dove
I'll find it in the end
If I keep on searching, but until then
I'm Carrie not-the-kind-of-girl-you'd-marry
That's me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4OWFqr7Fjg


One day you will learn to mention in a separate post

Family › Re: Wife Files For Divorce Because Husband Shows Extreme Affection by hahn(m): 9:41am On Aug 23, 2019
Teacher1776:
A rare case of emocrises deftigridity.
a quandum of hippocampus emanating from an upsurge of dysfunctional chords in the central nervous system which causes a blockade in rational assumptions thus coalesced into a sort of dementia fantasy.
The problem is genetically configured, getting its roots from primordial acumen of traculent disturbia. Extreme cases if left undiagnosed could result in a state of hermetic dysfunction.
You should be the woman's lawyer

Fashion › Re: I Bet You Haven't Seen Anthony Joshua's Lion Head Tattoo That Got Fans Thrilling by hahn(m): 2:10pm On Aug 22, 2019
We have already seen it on fp
Politics › Re: Protest As Makinde Nominates Seun Fakorede As Commissioner For Youth & Sports by hahn(m): 1:43pm On Aug 22, 2019
All these elders Wey no get sense sef

Celebrities › Re: Anthony Joshua's New Lion Tattoo On His Middle Finger (Photos) by hahn(m): 1:34pm On Aug 22, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
yes and I for like to test my own tattoo for diz kondo head���
You and AJ go still chop am for Ruiz hand grin
Celebrities › Re: Anthony Joshua's New Lion Tattoo On His Middle Finger (Photos) by hahn(m): 1:10pm On Aug 22, 2019
Livefreeordieha:
funny and plausible
Plausible?

Crime › Re: I Lost My Virginity To A Corpse At 24 - Ghanaian Former Mortuary Attendant by hahn(m): 12:30pm On Aug 22, 2019
anonimi:
Many thanks for your kind suggestion.
Cheers.

Crime › Re: I Lost My Virginity To A Corpse At 24 - Ghanaian Former Mortuary Attendant by hahn(m): 11:52am On Aug 22, 2019
anonimi:
Please can you post your nice avatar here so I can save it on my thread?
Thanks.


https://www.nairaland.com/2595558/nl-pictures-album
Why don't you create a facebook page and twitter, Instagram handles for your memes.

You'll be able to monetize it and earn cash via ads. I doubt you are making any money here
Crime › Re: I Lost My Virginity To A Corpse At 24 - Ghanaian Former Mortuary Attendant by hahn(m): 10:37am On Aug 22, 2019
missjo:
Even in death,women are still not safe in the hands of some men shocked
The thing tire me

Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Acquires A 2010 Porsche Panamera Car (Photos) by hahn(m): 10:33am On Aug 22, 2019
Bluezy13:
Thanks for reminding me.
Been 6-7 years now.
It's cool. I'm a fan too grin
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley Acquires A 2010 Porsche Panamera Car (Photos) by hahn(m): 10:28am On Aug 22, 2019
Bluezy13:
Hehehe...





"Porrrrrrrche..." in Adrian, Charley's brother's voice in "Two and a Half Men"
His name is Alan not Adrian
Pets › Re: Meet Flash From Kennel Emmyz by hahn(m): 10:08am On Aug 22, 2019
emmyz09:
Here is Flash a male Caucasian/Gsd from house Emmyz.
How much do you sell your pups?

Caucasian dey hungry me buy I swear.

Not for peppersoup o wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Sues Woman Who Won Lottery For $10m Because She Refused to Donate by hahn(m): 10:07am On Aug 22, 2019
So God cannot send an angel to give ordinary $1.5m to the pastor to continue "god's work"?

What a broke ass god Christians serve

Romance › Re: "The Level Of Moral Decay Now Is Alarming, Ladies Losing Their Values" (Photos) by hahn(m): 8:37am On Aug 22, 2019
Gofwane:
bros, why you dey deny your mumsy nah? It will break her heart if she sees this your post when she logs in on nairaland to hustle for customers fah.

See as concoction of numerous sperm com make you resemble all the sugar dadies you mumsy fvcked grin

Romance › Re: "The Level Of Moral Decay Now Is Alarming, Ladies Losing Their Values" (Photos) by hahn(m): 12:34pm On Aug 21, 2019
Gofwane:
definitely not the way your mama born by repeatedly fvcking various local champions at the only guest house in your village grin
Afro looks good on your mom

That's the picture on your birth certificate, right?

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