₦airaland Forum

Darkpanthera:
God is a joke

naijadrivablog:
See you. That was the technology then. Mind you, there was a time BlackBerry phones were in vogue but now


All these vices you listed were not rampant then. We just had one or two notorious criminals and most of the roads today were constructed in that era.

Well, kids won't understand.

BiseniGirl:
There was a reason for this statement: "THE GOOD OLD DAYS"! You may never relate with the substance behind that statement.

MrPresident1:
You already bought a home for yourself in hell, for you and your household? Interesting

Thank you for your spare room, we don't want it. We have our own home in heaven too, we don't have anything to do with hell

Tyche:
How do one start an Ecommerce website with Multi-Vendor capability on a tight budget.

Suggestions and advise are welcome

MrPresident1:
Sha prepare, you and your household

CosmicPhoenix:

the imans and alfas need the devil so they can feed fat from the gullibility of zombies

Interesting15:
Hey guys, I want to introduce/reintroduce you to my Loving Father and God. He is JEHOVAH, and there is none like HIM. HE IS the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. JEHOVAH Almighty who has been from eternity, and is, and will be forever. The Ageless Creator, All-Powerful and All-Wise. The Alpha and Omega, the One Who Holds The Seven Stars in His Right Hand. He is Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent, El Shaddai, ELOHIM, Adonai, El Elyon, I AM, HE WHO IS HOLY, CHASTE AND TRUE.

Are you burdened by life? Then you should meet God. Have you met God before? Then you should ensure others meet Him too! Do you want true and lasting success, or you want true wealth that doesn't fade away? Then you should meet God! Do you want true happiness and joy, and various good things of life? Then you should meet God! Do you want to live a fulfilled life, and you want good health and a pleasant well-being? Then you must meet God!

See, the fact is, we humans keeps making the mistake of trying to comprehend all that concerns God with our limited brain and capacity, and so, we keep missing it all.

There must indeed be a way to meet God ....

How can you meet God? Better still, how can you meet God indeed? Well, it is simply through JESUS CHRIST.

Why must it be so?

Simply because, that is how He wants it to be.

In the beginning, God created man (Adam and Eve) and placed them in the Garden of Eden. God left His Throne in Heaven to meet Adam and Eve, and the first humans were able to meet the Most High expressly. However, after humans fell into sin, there was a disconnection. And to ensure the reality of another meeting with His creatures, God again left His Throne to meet humans once again through His only Begotten Son Jesus Christ. And so, Jesus Christ became the Bridge that has made it possible to meet God.

And so, if you will believe He suffered and died for your sins, and He resurrected the third day and is now at the right Hand of the Father in Heaven, accept Him as LORD and SAVIOR of your life and you will become a child of God indeed! There are numerous benefits attached to being a joint-heir with Christ. After meeting God in Christ JESUS, you flourish here on earth and ultimately in His kingdom. Amen.

Meet God before you die... So when you eventually leave this world, and you get to meet God face to face in the world beyond this, you will be glad you've already met Him through Christ Jesus while on earth. Amen..

NwaAmaikpe:




You just took me back to when Nigeria was a country, when coins were precious precious.
When Texaco filling station attendants cleaned your windscreen and thanked you for your patronage.

When Nigerian Airways was still a robust Elephant with wings?
When PAN flooded our streets with seductive 404s?
When we stood by railways counting the number of coaches on each steam train passing.

Do you remember when we used fluorescent tubes to construct HD-ready antennas so we could hear the truth from Siene Allwell Brown and Frank Olize.
And when we put coloured glasses over our TVs so we could watch in colour?

Should I remind you of our TVs that had shutters, keys and legs or tell you the stories of eating moi-moi out of milk cups while watching white cranes come home from their fishing trip and beg them to exchange their white claws with out dirty nails?

When we ate New Society bread with planta.
Drank Ginger Ale or Pronto.
Licked "chichi" sweet and coloured saccharine icecreams after taking an overdose of kwilikwili so we could win the farting competition.

Back to when ladies wore shimmy.
When permed and jerry curled hairs were the styles to beat.
Tales by moonlight for the teens,
Icheokwu for the adults and Danger mouse for the kids.

Tell me did you write love notes and pass to your crush through her younger ones?
Did you sprain your finger from turning the "roundabout" telephone dial?

Did you knot grass leaves to stay out of trouble?
Did you walk from house to house on Christmas eve to sing carols?
Lalasticlala.... Did you ever use Aquafresh toothpaste to drink garri or use Krest and Akanwu for birthcontrol?


Nigeria was great.
Life was greater if you had the privilege of growing up in Eastern Nigeria.

ChildOfJesus:
I have been struggling with marine spirits demon and marital delay and spirit husband.

I joined a Christian dating website and a white man wrote me saying ' Hello my beautiful wife'

I'm afraid he may be the spirit husband. Is it normal for a Christian guy to write a lady he is interested in saying ' hello my beautiful wife?'

MrPresident1:
You have a big problem hahn, I never said the world is ending in September, it can happen even in this August, tomorrow sef, or even tonight

Vikkoh:
Are you a PFA STUDENT?

MrPresident1:
I think the person means building up the resilience of the children for the future. They will have to be strong and resilient for the future, ajebutter children cannot d that

DenreleDave:
Bros leave that matter... Sell my fone Abi.... Na temporary issue jare bros

BOOOMNAIJA:
Lol....who cares.

scribble:
Don't you know Nigerian cities are akin to the wild when it comes to the herdsmen

Lagos is haram and in the wild west of haram you may need to slice a neck or two or commit a kidnapping or two.

A dagger makes it easier to navigate the wild haram streets of Lagos

I mean what if you need to amputate a burglar

Please let them ride on. Besides Tinubu is their jagaban

Chuks9000:
Hmm
You wey dey poke ur finger inside anus, no complain when u touch sh1t.

Chuks9000:
Fulanis do not live our kind of life. In the course of their everyday job, they relate more with wild life. The knife is suited to the hazards they face...
Such practice have now become common place for their male irrespective of his type of "job".