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butanep:
I can't help but laugh loud...
I thought the op will respond but he didn't...

Loool, I found it kinda funny top, but 200 blocks for 2k each is 40,000naira a day. That's lowkey cool cash. Op might have gotten in touch with him in camera or something.

Akby: I'm a student of Uni Ibadan and cooking in the hostels as been banned... How did she boiled and fried it?

I doubt if you are truly a student of University of Ibadan.Cooking was not banned,it was restricted to the kitchenettes with the use of d cookers provided by the school management. Apparently she cooked and fried the meats in the kitchenette.

wills03: MY dear forget it, U've got to bend. If she plays by the rule, then she has plan B. take it or leave it.

Plan B for 7years When will the planB manifest ?[color=#990000][quote author=wills03]

@tpacalipse apparently your lady is suffering from low self esteem, she has NOTHING to offer you(maybe shez not educated,or probably graduated with a third-class or pass)she might be too old to get another man and thats why she doesn't wanna loose you. Or probably you are using jazz,or maybe she is sticking to dat phrase " the angel u knw is better than the the angel u do not know". I pity her sha.

I use an iPhone5, i don't knw anythn about it,i only tweet,fbk and come here, i knw i'm underusing it,i feel like selling it,but i cant. Can anyone help with interesting apps pls? I use an iPhone5, i don't knw anythn about it,i only tweet,fbk and come here, i knw i'm underusing it,i feel like selling it,but i cant. Can anyone help with interesting apps pls?

i'm a pretty gurl & i dnt use make up,jst my powder and lip balm,my studs earing,my eye brows are still in tact & i knw i'v attracted enough guyz to my slf dan most of my frnds dat use make up..i'm still considered one of d prettiest anywhr i go.<thnx 2 confidence i av in my slf>

Nollywood has taught me dat u can actually get hit by a parked vehicle,and dat every big man is called 'chief'

well i ges most pple dnt knw dey shout<at times i'm nt alwayz conscious of it>,i ges shouting hz also bn encouraged in debates&oratory contest coz d loudest contestent alwayz end up being d winner&most applauded, ,even most pple r alwayz more willing to listen to d more aggresive speaker dan d gentle,slow&quite speaker, in argument too,d loudest&more aggressive speaker scares d hell out of d other<s>, who cares if d empty barrels make d loudest noise as long as u've succeded in scaring ur opponent.sh
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=678079.45;wap2

d last tym i checkd,i tot twaz speltPIDGIN & nt PIGIEON, na wa 4 mr coke o!<our nigerian guy>

Rubbish thread, avnt d audience reached a consensus on whoz finer/more endowed If a consensus cant be reached,den let evry1 stick 2 der own opinion,

see wt martinseme z yarnin.,yarnin as if hez gt hez brain upside dwn, its a senseless thread dat z capable of makin pple display der low lvl of reasonin, Allah z jst an arabic version of God,so anywhr u see Allah,its also means God, *period*

Hehehehehe i laughter !!!! I'm avin fun wid nairalanders!

Mchew! NONSENSE !!

i love nairalanders choice of words.

@secretaryabdul,truetalk! I concur!

Mchew!

@olalekan,thanks 4 the info, its really sad wot christainity is turning into, and they will be claiming westernization. i was watchin chris okotie's program some days ago and so a lady in boob tube,i was shocked!in the house of God?so wot do this pastors preach to their members?ever since they av bn preachin they av neva opened d page where nudity is forbiden?it is terrible!chris oyakilome's choir wear trousers!, there are just some basic things a beliver ought to know,

abuzolaaaaaa!!!!!!! u are wanted o!! sure my brother wiil defend hinself, let go there!

na wa o, abeg free adeboye jor,

when are we going to hear dat imam bought private jet nw huh?.lol, free d man jare, is he exempted from enjoying life jst coz he is a man of God? abeg jor

hmmmmmmmmm Allahu Akbar, nice one my dear.

nawao, olobowale and abuzola are my maaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiin guyz

"a man of God"(pastor obadare) died recently and went to hell(bt wz granted 2nd chance by God to come bk 2 lyf), he saw pastor bimbo odukoya in hell and asked her what she wz doin there and she replied dat it wz coz of her dressing,hairdo lifestyles in general dat led her into hell fire(D story z in all around in the papers), so Pastor chris is the male version of pastor bimbo, God is nt only looking at the inside bt also the outside o.warn pastor chris!!!

nawao pastors,pastors pastors here and there, abeg who be dis tudor?

i love dagrin's EFIMILE ,
mo ba olorun mi soro ninu le mi gently
pe lodun ti mo wayi mo wa yi,mo fe lo bently,
o ni kin lo le mo si ma fo loke bi jet li,

saying God has a son is BLASPHEMY of d higest order, its so sad dat some people av actually decided 2 go astray , some activities in d bible took place in makkah,noah's ark was parked in mount ararat whch is in turkey(an islamic country),Babylon is modern day iraq now,the 2nd greatest mosque in the world is in jerusalem,christains av tried to demolish it but ALLAH has not given them the chance to. there areOBVIOUSLY MORE MUSLIMS IN JERUSALEM THAN CHRISTAINS(ur so called holy city) oh Allay,lead us along the right part,the part of those whom u've bestowed ur grace and love upon,and not the part of those whom u'v bestowed ur wrath upon, AMIN

nawao dis is so fuuuuuuuuuny , nairand is such an interesting community i must say, the contributions are so hilarious.bt lets all knw dat we r all talking abt smeones wife,mother,sister,friend,and MENTOR, pastors in nigeria sha.they never stop yarning dust. God help us all, PM concentrates on ridiculus shit i must say.

FGC ijanikin!!!!!!! av gt some friends in u.i dat never stop hailing there alma mata . aziz akinade aka amco, idris rufai aka lolo,and toriq mustapha.all 4rm 2005 set i guess.

abi o, wool of kerosene stove .lol, so so so ridiculus, u've said it all,bad english,red lipsticks,horrible boots,etc i thnk its just 1 of the ways to extort money 4rm we poor nigerians, the bad part z dat this kids cry when evr they set their eyes on him.den i wonder,why allow this kids go through all dis jst coz they will be given some minor 10 naira sweets and biscuits? 4 real, i may not allow my kids visit this razz nigeria father christmas o.

excuse me,we art students are not dumb at all.its just dat some of us r not so good in calculations.and the fact dat we r nt good in calculations does nt make us dull, in my secondary sch,almost all art student gained admission into the university immediately we left secondary school,while the so caled "science" student wer still roaming about 4  der result 2 be complete, some people know der nt so good in calculations and they still carry there DUMP brain 2 sciences, if u took the decision to go to art class?? it means u r SMART & u r nt ready to waste ur tym.