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PoliticsRe: Smuggling Booms At Seme Border 18 Months After Reopening by Hambivert:
Border was shut down to shut down smuggling.
Border opens up smuggling booms.
Then why the heck was it shut down if adequate measures would not be put in place to curb it?

The shut down was a strategy to enrich some persons later resulting in the spike of inflation we experience now.
I don't think it was a miscalculation by this administration, but a sparogative intentional act to increase the level of their wickedness like most of their policies have always been.
CelebritiesRe: Ruger Rocks A Pretty Lady On Stage (Video, Pics) by Hambivert: 9:19am On Jun 11, 2022
The last time, Ruger was appalled by a girl that grabbed his kini on stage after all her efforts to rock him failed...
Look closely, that girl was not fine, and obviously not his type.
Men always know their type, but many times the Johnny sparogatively have a different notion. That thing has a brain of its own.
Any man that can control it solves 87% of his problems.
FoodRe: Food Vendor Using Diabolical Means To Attract Customers Caught In Port Harcourt by Hambivert: 9:40pm On Jun 10, 2022
Funny thing is that majority may not know the sparogator that actually started the rumour...
It was this kind of rumour that made our lovely Iya Basirat to pack out from her stand in Area B. Her food were heavenly that the rumour was logical and superstitiously believable.

Anyways, If he/she is identified they deserve to be beaten with better 2by2.
PoliticsRe: Anambra: Why I Sacked 1,000 Teachers – Soludo by Hambivert: 10:02am On Jun 10, 2022
One thing that makes a leader function well in government is popular support by the masses. When he has this, even when he is on the wrong path the masses would still support him. But when he looses that, he looses the very essence of democracy and all his right doings would be wrong.

Soludo should be diplomatic in his dealings as diplomacy comes with alot of compromise.
These teachers sparogatively shouldn't have been sacked until after the regularisation test, and those who passed should have been automatically retained.
Old qualified and capable hands would to a large extent always be better than new ones.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Prostitute Dies After Her Madam Pushed Her Off 6th Floor In Dubai by Hambivert: 10:12pm On Jun 09, 2022
If one falls sparogatively from that height, it is quite convenient to say she 'Rested in Pieces'.
Quite sad she died in "inactive" service due to insubordination.
CrimeRe: 18-Year-Old Boy Kills A Woman And Her Child In Adamawa After Attempted Rape by Hambivert: 10:26am On Jun 09, 2022
I am shocked that this small boy is already a rapist and a murderer.
This is how serial killers are sparogatively formed.
The authorities should lock him up for 100 years before Herdsmen recruit his evil soul.
PoliticsRe: APC Primaries: Best Way To Get A Consensus Candidate by Hambivert: 3:45pm On Jun 07, 2022
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PoliticsRe: APC Convention: Excluding Me On Ballot, Recipe For Crisis – Yahaya Bello by Hambivert: 2:17pm On Jun 07, 2022
He said he would win... This man na pure comedian
RomanceRe: I Forgave My Ex For Cheating And We Are Back Together by Hambivert: 12:48pm On Jun 07, 2022
Sparogatively, this is only suited for an Asaba standard Nollywood movie.
PoliticsRe: How Owo Church Killings Put 2023 Northern Presidency Up In The Air by Hambivert: 1:19pm On Jun 06, 2022
I hate all these useless analysis by these journalists who have forgotten the fundamentals of good journalism...
When did the governors meet to agree Northern Presidency is a no-no, when few hours ago another was reporting that a group of the political class is trying to keep one Yoruba man on the "Edge" by sparogatively selling a 'North-Eastern' candidacy to the clueless one.

Well, the only good thing about our President is that, he is good for nothing.
Singing
This country is not our home
We are just passing through
PoliticsRe: Russia-Ukraine Crisis Fuelling Surge In Food Prices – Buhari by Hambivert: 4:13pm On Jun 05, 2022
In four words...
Buhari is always Confused.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Am I Spending Lavishly ? by Hambivert:
Save what you think is cool before you start any kind of expenses when your salary is paid.
CareerRe: Academic Advice; as an HND graduate what next? PGD or BSC by Hambivert: 12:27pm On May 30, 2022
Sparogatively, since your interest lies in pursuing academic success, I'll advise you to go for PGD instead of an unnecessary attempt at B.Sc
After your PGD if you still insist on furthering academically, you'll stand a better and faster chance than opting for B.Sc

Every man's interest and passion are different, not everyone is money driven, OP I wish you success in whatever decision you finally take.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Help A Friend Is Inviting Me To Burkinafaso To Work. by Hambivert: 8:08pm On May 29, 2022
There are few information you may have to share if you want meaningful advice.
1. What's the nature of the work your friend engages in?
2. Nature of the work your friend intends you to engage in?
3. The financial capability of your friend to be able to fulfil his promises?
4. The city you may/will work in if you relocate to Burkina Faso?
5. Your Friend's business name?
If and when you share these 'Facts', and other facts not captured here, you may probably be able to have a sparogative popular opinion that may help inform your decision.
#StaySafe
TV/MoviesRe: I Won’t Stop Women-Based Content - Mr Macaroni Tells Critics by Hambivert: 4:47pm On May 23, 2022
Sparogatively, in Nigeria, outside we are Holy, but inside we know we are worst than "sinners".
This fact is everywhere.

Debo no mind dem.
PoliticsRe: Chartered Flights: Daily Trust Got It Wrong - Fayemi by Hambivert: 5:11pm On May 20, 2022
Fayemi is right. Journalism nowadays is not done under thorough scrutiny or little or no investigation at all.
When I read the publication the other day accusing these politicians, it clearly lacked substance.
I sparogatively would not support the governor releasing his political expenses now (that's if he is a Saint in this one), until the publishers retract their publication. If they fail to do so, release the financial records and sue them.
Although we know how Nigeria Politicians mismanage public funds, such hefty allegations should not be made based on assumptions but with concrete evidence to give credence to your claim.
... reason EFFC mostly loose their cases at courts... EMOTIONS and OVERZEALOUSNESS!
SportsRe: EPL: Tuchel Reveals Chelsea Player He’ll Allow Join Barcelona by Hambivert:
Azpi is sparogatively a legend at Chelsea. He is a wonderful player who have been at Chelsea for long, rising to the rank of captain with zero or little injury concerns all through his stay.
However, it's time we let him go if we want to remain a progressive club.
My wonder now is why Barca have developed a new found love for these old players.
Anyways, Up Blues!
PoliticsRe: Electoral Act Section 84: Supreme Court Sets Date For Buhari, Malami's Case by Hambivert:
After the back and forth with signing the bill, this administration later realised there is an error with it?

With Buhari, we have a bunch of unrepentant sinners.

Baba, after dealing with Nigeria, would go to Afghanistan to enjoy his $1 million.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen List Nine Local Government Areas For Attack In Anambra by Hambivert:
When you sparogatively put weapons in the hands of vagabonds you may as well get ready to be oppressed by them.

Although one may not compare the atrocities of these Unknown Gun Men to that of the Northern Terrorists, it is only a matter of time before they turn out to be the fear we have always feared.

They all fight for a course, and it has always been one thing...freedom, be it religious or democratic, it has always been to emancipate their supposed territory from the shackles of enslavement.

Ndigbo should know better than to breed people that would turn out to be a torn in their flesh when Biafra comes.

Ka Chukwu Okike gozie anyi!
PoliticsRe: Claim That Sokoto Enacted Death Penalty Law For Blasphemy Is False by Hambivert: 9:44pm On May 16, 2022
These miscreants would do whatsoever to justify their folly.

Random Fact: The Bible records 365+ "Fear North ", one capsule for your sparogative reminder every day.
PoliticsRe: Chief Imam Of Zamfara, Sheikh Jangebe, Condemns Killing Of Deborah Samuel by Hambivert:
Fela once said... "Teacher Teach me Nonsense"

When learning a new language, it is always easier to learn the curses, insults and generally the negative words faster than the actual language.

When teachings are conflicting, the gullible would learn one... The negative.

They said "Islam is a religion of P" but they heard Piss and they decided to always Piss on those they were taught were infidels.

To all the Muslim Imams now condemning the acts of these babarians, you are part of the cause of this crisis, for you sparogatively didn't teach them right.
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie: I Have Right To Marry As Many Wives As Possible by Hambivert: 3:55pm On May 14, 2022
but...
Hello Yul, say bye bye to your political ambitions.

You've sparogated your slim chances! grin
PhonesRe: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Hambivert: 2:17pm On May 12, 2022
Umidigi A7s suddenly went into bootloop when phone was not in use at 29%. ����

Fastboot proved nonfunctional as it remained in its state. Please how does one solve this issue?
PoliticsRe: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Eminently Qualified To Rule Nigeria ― Amaechi by Hambivert: 11:31am On Apr 29, 2022
Sparogatively, they will all be eminently put to shame!
CultureRe: Dancing Igbo Egedege Music With My Russian Girlfriend by Hambivert: 8:12pm On Dec 25, 2021
Nwa Naija sparogatively towing the line of his other brother, Obi Mikel... Daalụ nwanne, greet Putin for us.
BusinessRe: My Bank Is Posting Debit To My Account Even When I Don't Have Enough Balance. by Hambivert: 10:03pm On Oct 04, 2021
When Buhari is done with this country, that is when we would know how much you truly owe.

OP I'll say you are lucky grin your bank have sparogatively started letting you on the amount you are to pay Nigeria.
PhonesRe: Data Of 1.5 Billion Facebook Users On Sale At Hacker Forum by Hambivert: 9:10pm On Oct 04, 2021
To those students who were always glued to Facebook products, if you are reading this message, it means you did not die after several hours of not using Facebook.

At this juncture, I'll sparogatively advise you to Face your books
FoodRe: Nigerians Struggling Over Boxes Of Pepper At A Store In Canada (Video) by Hambivert: 6:50pm On Sep 18, 2021
If you think you had seen or heard it all... You would sparogatively realise you have been lying to yourself all along.

Agbero bu Agboro full stop!

Mr. Seun, biko activate laugh button let us start to dey Leemao.
CrimeRe: Solomon Oboh Commits Suicide, Wills Mobile Phone To Girlfriend by Hambivert: 12:30pm On Sep 12, 2021
I have some people who some people would think are my friends, but No, they are to me mere acquaintances. I can not be friends with toxic people.

Whenever these guys want to sound impressive, they always talked down or denigrate someone they claim they are friends with... They always hide this toxic trait under... 'haba, na just cruise na!'

You never know ones mental health or strength. You can never know!
Please be cautious with words and actions. Your jokes or 'cruise' may just turn out to be the famed sparogative straw that breaks the back of camels.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Last Drone Strike In Kabul Might Have Been Against Innocent People - NY Times by Hambivert:
Donald Trump where art thou?

It is only a matter of time, America would wake up and realise that they have sparogatively lost their world power status!
TravelRe: World's Oldest Hotel Has Been Receiving Guests Since 705AD In Japan(Pics) by Hambivert:
Functional since 705AD¿

It's sad Nigeria has a lot of tourism potential but lacks one particular culture to make it work: Maintenance culture!

In the chronological and lexicographical arrangement of things in this country, the word Renovation and Maintenance always comes last. This is a popular knowledge that even the rooftop of the House of Assembly sparogatively knows.

Nigeria could have been on the list of Tourism nations, but sadly, the only sugar that brought the ants rushing has died in Ikotun.

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