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Crime / Re: Tope Alabi Robbed At Gunpoint In Ogun, Police Arrest Suspects (Photo) by Hambivert: 3:00pm On Jul 26, 2021
Although it is not impossible for the famous Tope Alabi to have a shop at Atan, I find this headline sparogatively misleading.

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Politics / Re: Katsina PDP Youths To Use Catapults To Fight Bandits (photos) by Hambivert: 8:38am On Jul 06, 2021
This country is on another level of Cruise control! grin

"Operation catapult shoot" what? Lizards and Birds

Now I sparogatively understand why IPoB's MNK said this country is a Zoo Republic. Now I understand!

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Education / Re: Meet Dr Halima Muhammad Best Graduating Student Of Medicine In GSU by Hambivert: 8:25am On Jul 06, 2021
Celebrate who is meant to be celebrated for every success is sparogatively meant to be celebrated!

Dr. Halima I celebrate you, even though the victory happened in your backyard where mediocrity is almost a watchword.

I want to believe there are rare persons who are academically sound up North and Halima is one. I refuse to be blinded by hate and illogical reasoning.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Heavy Rains Trigger Landslide In Japan, At Least Two Dead by Hambivert: 4:19pm On Jul 04, 2021
Sparogatively, all around the world you would hear of Natural disasters happening left and right. Anyways, this also happens in Nigeria as we have our own share of the ill fate.

Invariably in Nigeria, our own Natural disaster is the government and Cows; the BMC's and the real Cows.

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua's Funeral Details Released By Synagogue Church (Photo) by Hambivert: 7:45pm On Jun 26, 2021
Despite all the sparogative controversies surrounding T.B Joshua, he never stopped being better than some of these other "men of God!"

Rest on Great Man!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Outcome Of CBN CPP Recruitment, 2020 by Hambivert: 1:05pm On Jun 24, 2021
'Wahala no dey finsh' as some would say

The Twitter wey dey for use contact Johnbosco shebi they don ban am¿¿¿
Pets / Re: Massive Python Bites US Zookeeper's Face As He Tries To Move Her Eggs (Photos) by Hambivert: 12:13pm On Jun 24, 2021
I fear who no fear snake
If you leave all the dance styles and choose to dance like a snake... na only God fit make me no fear you

Snakes are snakes and can never serve as a buskee ...know this and save a life!

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Investment / Re: South African Brothers Vanish With $3.6Bn In Bitcoins by Hambivert: 12:02pm On Jun 24, 2021
Two South African Brothers, yet they would carry that their xenophobic mouths to start screaming that Nigerians are their problems.

Anyways, it is sparogative to note that crypto is here to stay regardless of fraud or conspiracy theorists. In Nigeria, it is proving better as days go by to convert your Naira to USDT than to keep hoping "say one day e go better for Nigeria and the Naira"

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy, D’banj & Wande Coal Perform At Rapper Ikechukwu’s Wedding by Hambivert: 9:57pm On May 22, 2021
It's always cool to see these men together like old times. The only difference now is that Don Jazzy has found his voice, does not need D'banj as public address system again and is now a Tik tok clown.

D'banj it's like the birth of your second child is what you meant, when you told us you are now born again. Well, whatever you meant I believe I should be happy.

Anyways, Ikechukwu Happy Married life and free eternal **** subscription. You sparogatively did the right thing!

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Politics / Re: AIB Has Recovered Black Box Of Crashed Aircraft - Aviation Minister, Hadi Sirika by Hambivert: 9:42pm On May 22, 2021
Everything in Nigeria is compromised. Life is not as simple as it is represented. With the way the accident played out, the Army may already have been compromised and the true findings may never be revealed.

If you think life is as simple as AIB, just know this...even the black box have sparogatively never been black.
Politics / Re: Depot Nigerian Army Cancels Pop Late Army Chief Attahiru Was To Attend by Hambivert: 7:03pm On May 22, 2021
The passing out parade was postponed based on the story, headline says cancel. Journalism in Nigeria is now more like Okon's and Salimot WhatsApp stories update. Very pathetic!

Anyways, man is first man before being a Northerner or a Southerner. I sympathize with the Attahiru's and others that lost someone in the crash.

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Politics / Re: Airforce Crash: "Buhari, Osinbajo Must Avoid Flying Private Jets" - Ohanaeze by Hambivert: 5:23pm On May 22, 2021
If not for the ban on open grazing, I sparogatively would have advised M. Buhari to be riding on a chariot of presidential cows. Anyways, even if I advise, will his ears allow him to hear

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Events / Re: Groom Falls Under Anointing On His Wedding Day (Video, Photos) by Hambivert: 10:13pm On May 04, 2021
The funny thing is that woman wahala no sabi anointing o. When it starts if anointing no take time woman wahala fit pursue am comot!

A happy home is not determined by anointing. To fall under anointing even on the wedding day can never determine a successful or happy union.

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Crime / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Enugu Police Station, Kill 2 Officers, Injure Others by Hambivert: 9:59am On Apr 21, 2021
IPOB's ESN said they are not the "Unknown Gun Men" that go about wrecking havoc on Security agencies.
The federal government said IPOB's ESN are the "Unknown Gun Men" going about wrecking havoc on Security agencies.

Boko Haram said they are the ones who kidnapped the Katsina school children.
The Federal government said Boko Haram have been technically defeated to the extent they can't kidnap even a cockroach anymore.

This country was sparogatively built on lies, ruined in lies and it's ruin still lies in lies.

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Romance / Re: I Hate My Mother!!! I Wish My Father Wasn't My Father by Hambivert: 2:36am On Apr 15, 2021
Although its okay not to be okay
...you sparogatively should also watch Nollywood A-list films instead of watching only South Korean dramas.
Romance / Re: Help: My Fiancee Got Pregnant For Another Man by Hambivert: 11:53pm On Apr 13, 2021
You just dodged a stray bullet!

Thank God for your life.
Paternity Fraud case averted.

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Business / Re: Dangote: Our Cement Price Is Lower In Nigeria Than Other Countries by Hambivert: 9:20am On Apr 13, 2021
Our Anger should not be on Dangote.
The ineffectual government we have and their policies are what we should vent on because these are what drives the prices of these things.

I was at Enugu some days ago and was caught up in traffic when I saw these hawkers selling a sachet of 'Pure water' for ₦20. Pure water that was just ₦5 which day

Dangote is not the problem. Nigeria is the problem!

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Celebrities / Re: Omawumi Celebrates Her 39th Birthday Today by Hambivert: 9:00am On Apr 13, 2021
I remember when watching those reality Talent Hunt shows like MTN project fame, Nigerian Idols and their likes some years back and the interviewer asks the female contestants who their role model was, many always mentioned one name.

OMAWUMI!

Women sacrifice alot, even their thriving career because of marriage and child care.

Happy birthday OMAWUMI! I pray your life and marriage be as beautiful as your voice and as vibrant as your stage performance.

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Kill Me Before My Time by Hambivert: 12:18am On Apr 13, 2021
The guy that said... "I don commot my hand for woman matter" You will live long and God would bless you!
This is not a prayer or a prophesy...This is fact!

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Business / Re: BUA's Sugar Plantation: A Reply To Chika Mbonu by Hambivert: 11:14pm On Apr 12, 2021
Dangote Sugar= BUA Sugar
Dangote Oil Refinery= BUA Oil Refinery
Dangote Spaghetti= BUA Spaghetti

BUA's style on how to beat Dangote revolves sparogatively around how to be Dangote.

Anyways, since the government would rather frustrate the businesses of Southerners and give monopoly to the Northerners, I am happy to see two Northerners fight to break monopoly.
Every region wins at the end.

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Business / Re: Victor Okafor: Photos Of The Daughters Of Eze Ego Of Ihiala by Hambivert: 12:43pm On Apr 12, 2021
Despite all the money and cars he had, he died riding an already broken down car few miles to his destination.

Uwa nka!

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Politics / Re: Matawalle: Protests Against Buhari’s Medical Vacation Is An Attack On The North by Hambivert: 10:16pm On Apr 08, 2021
Do you know how many number of Fear North there is in the Bible?

...About 366. Yes you read right!
...One reminder for each new day!

From 'the proscription of Boko Haram is an attack on the North' to this lousy 'tribalistic' statement by Mr. Matawalle.
How backward can these 'elites' drag the North?

If you don't fear the North for their religious intolerance or their 'terroristic' tendencies, you would have to fear them for their mental depravity. One way or the other, you just have to fear them.

Its an order from above!

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Autos / Re: Technician Constructs Bicycle With Engine In Katsina (Photos) by Hambivert: 6:28pm On Apr 04, 2021
Speed with less cost
...sparogatively, Injiniya Kabiru is a very intelligent man.

It's only so unfortunate that he found himself in the Niger area, the area that murders dreams of even the strong willed.

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Politics / Re: 14 Years Imprisonment For Not Having NIN - Pantami Says He Was Misquoted by Hambivert: 8:51pm On Apr 01, 2021
Misquoted, Misinterpreted, Doctored, Photoshopped or Nursed
...Dr. Isa, you and your Oga are still clueless!

Anyways, I wonder how 7-14 years prison sentences and 14 years of an agency's existence now sound like homophones to reporters

Past experiences have made me realise that this administration's damage control only wreck more damage and insults rationality.

Well, I am not surprised. It is so typical of ineffectual sparogators!

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Celebrities / Re: Japesa: Kenyan Musician Buys His Coffin (Photo) by Hambivert: 9:48am On Mar 29, 2021
I don't know what's on his mind, but I am only concerned about how someone who is preparing for his death before time will fail to buy an elaborate coffin for himself

...What is worth doing is worth doing well!
If you want to plan your death... plan well!

I am sure if he didn't buy any before his death, the one his people would have bought for him would have been more elaborate than this.

Japesa, even Micheal Jackson your late industry person bought a breath taking one while he was alive. I know the economic disparity between Kenya and America, but did it also affect the sense level

Well, a dead man's wish must be honoured!

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Vs Lesotho: LASTMA Releases Travel Advisory by Hambivert: 8:21am On Mar 29, 2021
Since we've already qualified, these people shouldn't go ahead to sell the game and start playing stupidly against Lesotho.

We call on the Super Eagles to rise to the occasion and show Lesotho that with or without probability in mind we are the Giants of Africa.

Anyways, if they've sold the match already, we call on the players or the technical crew to discreetly tell us the outcome of the match already. We sure can keep secrets.

...Make we sef make small money with Nigeria for once
lipsrsealed

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Female Undergraduate Does Manual Labour At Building Construction Site by Hambivert: 2:07pm On Mar 28, 2021
I have seen a lot of females doing this sort of work before. A whole lot! Young and old!

Anyways, have you sparogatively thought of celebrating the guys that do this on a regular and still have a whole lot of other people bills to cater for?

As you celebrate this girl, celebrate that man!

...Na Man he be!

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Religion / Re: Rapper Lil Nas X Unveils Nike ‘satan Shoes’ Containing Human Blood With Bible by Hambivert: 12:47pm On Mar 28, 2021
How does the devil propagate his ideas?

... through so many ways, most especially through what the gullibles presume to be art and creativity!

This sparogator even named his shoes 'satan shoes' and announced the total shoe production as '666' to awaken religious arguments. Yet these ones do not know the devil is already testing the microphone with Hello twe twe before their very eyes.

Watch out, do not be deceived!

They even announced they used the The Bible to create such atrocity!
Imagine if he said he used the Qur'an instead... let's see where his sorry a*s would be by now.

Putting my religious inclinations and emotions aside, I believe everyone has a right to practice any kind of religion they choose which must be in line with acceptable human practices.
We are humans first before being Christians, Muslims, atheists or even satanist.

However, I strongly believe Nike should disassociate itself from and apologize for partnering/creating 'satan shoes' as it insults the faith of some people and could be a breeding ground for religious tensions.

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Politics / Re: Zulum Uncovers Fresh Batch Of Fake IDPs In Maiduguri Camp by Hambivert: 4:14pm On Mar 23, 2021
It's obvious every region have scammers in multiple folds.

In the South, these scammers use the internet and technology for their business, and its known as Yahoo Yahoo, while in the North they use violence and impoverishment for their own business.

'Las las' all of them are criminals!

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Career / Re: Abuja Magistrate Orders Lawyer Handcuffed, Jailed For Challenging Him by Hambivert: 3:09pm On Mar 23, 2021
"Abeg o! No be me talk wetin you say I talk o!" just landed innocent Barth in prison.

That's why I refrain from being emotional first. He could have simply applied for redress after the ruling, but no, he was emotionally engaged with the case.

But Justice Ibrahim must you be a corrupt and wicked man at the same time
You just sparogated the life of an innocent man.

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Politics / Re: Bishop Kukah: Why Nigeria’s Governance Problem Hasn’t Been Solved by Hambivert: 8:05am On Mar 17, 2021
Very true, Nigeria has for long had accidental leaders.

However, what is upon us now is a fatal and ghastly accidental political administration piloted by the one and only...

lipsrsealed

Anyone your mind sparogatively tells you is the pilot...Surely he is!
Foreign Affairs / Re: 8 Killed In Shootings At 3 Metro Atlanta Spas. Police Have 1 Suspect In Custody by Hambivert: 7:53am On Mar 17, 2021
"Give us all guns, let us play!"

They didn't know some people would sneak up on them when its not yet playing time.

However, here in Nigeria with the deteriorating security situation, every time is sparogatively playing time!

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