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RedHotChic:
Why do some guys allow themselves to be handcuffed by their girlfriends during sex. Don't they know they can be killed because of that?

Its an element of S & M.
Some men enjoy sexual fantasies or urges for being beaten, humiliated, bound, tortured, or otherwise made to suffer, either as an enhancement to or a substitute for sexual pleasure.

The Sly:
Shut up!
You've been watching way too much movies.

U took that from me mouth.
I guess she just saw Basic Instinct.

RedHotChic:
Must I date every man i described here?

I wouldn't put it past u considering your insatiable appetite for men!!!

RedHotChic:
Question 2:
Why do guys spend all they can to buy cars even when they don't have a house to sleep on? Why not invest their money in something better and more rewarding than cars?

Not all men reason this way, Senora!!!!!
Cars are liabilities, they don't appreciate so it is rare to see a smart geezer spending his life savings getting a car!!
What kinda men do u date??

RedHotChic:
Talk is cheap, wait till you meet hot Funmilayo.
Again, make sure you are too tall before you hit on either Tope or Ibkaye otherwise you'll be turned down without warning.

With your height at 5ft 11'(heels aided), you are still a dwarf to me.

RedHotChic:
Now you are talking. So you accept that you can turn to jelly in front of a woman taller than you unless you are either intoxicated or you approached her with your precise.

Height means ZILCH for a confident man.
Even if a woman is 10 ft tall, i would still walk up to her and do ma business.
A woman will always be a woman TO ME irrespective of height, status or colour.

superstar1:
Carlos ain't going no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
because he is the next gaffer at OT.

as for REAL and their stupid media, they wiil be forced to eat their words.
for Marca --- i am still waiting for the 7th of july the stupid pro-Real press said Ronaldo is going to join them.
Manchester United is showing and will definately show Madrid, that we are not a pushover club for them.
We are MANCHESTER UNITED --- CHAMPION AND RULER OF ENGLAND, CONQUEROR OF EUROPE AND CZAR OF THE WORLD IN DAYS TO COME
Despite all their media war, how far have they gone with the signing.
they have only signed ronaldo on the pages of the newspapers and in their minds.
we shall disgrace them and set a pace for other clubs on how to deal with Real.
If FIFA is toothless in dealing with them, we are showing FIFA that we can stand up for ourself

Proudly United!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant post!!!!
They can't stop UNITED's reign.
We RULE. . . . . OTHERS drool!!!!!

Tracks include:

Black President
Y'all Ma Niggaz
Fried Chicken featuring Busta Rhymes
N.I.G.G.E.R(Slave and Master).

With as low as $800, anyone can have a street named after him especially outside Lagos State.
Names are just names.
In the next 10 years, a governor can decide against it and name the same street Seun Osewa.

kaydee:
Nas did and he kept quiet ever since. He don't want it with Nas

"Don't Body Ya self (MC Burial)"

", Niggaz don't want beef they vegetarian
Scared of pussy you climbed out a caesarian, "

", they say Jada defeated em, Joe too street for em
What’s next, I guess it’s for Nas to ETHER em, "

"see you're a sucka for death if im a sucka for love, "

My last words and they really Papoose's but modified by me

"You want to learn You starvin for knowledge I'm a feed 'ya
But if You wise I'm hungry for for knowledge I'm a eat 'ya
If you was manifestin all them lessons that you readin
You wouldn't even believe in the teachings that you preachin"

Can u decipher your own drivel?
How does this relate to the argument??

doyin13:
Still water. . . . .Jeez

The brother watches 24.

Doyin, u know 24??
Mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn . . . . .UK has upgraded you.
Gone are those days when Papa Ajasco and Samanja used to be your favourite TV Show.
Bloody scallywag.


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463512#msg2463512 date=1215229460]No way!
The J stands for the name of my darling and it's not Jack Bauer - lol!
You can't miss me when your girls are still here now! [/quote]Aiiight, babes!!!
U have a good chance working for CTU though.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463500#msg2463500 date=1215228868]I won't despair
Nairaland one is more than enough for us all.
I just really hope you guys don't miss each other

let me run off now![/quote]Don't run away now. . . . . . .I am gon' miss you.
Hey. . . .i have got a question of me own too?
What does  J stand for in J-girl?
Me educated guess would be Jacqueline Bauer .


Doyin13,

Rascal??
U are lucky today is Sabbath day.
No cussing n fussing.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463490#msg2463490 date=1215228477]If you think I believe you 100%, you're in for a shocker.
But i'll let it go now out of respect for her.
But you sir - you have intentions and very very soon I know still will hear of them, maybe not on Nairaland but she'll hear of them. Then we'll all know what's up.[/quote]

Don't despair, babes.
Nice investigative efforts but no evidence.
Provide YIM chatlogs, SMS, Phonelogs then i might take u serious.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463480#msg2463480 date=1215228012]Thank you then! I'll make sure you get the prototype IV sef. Express mail [/quote]U see??  
If u had asked me this question clearly, u would have gotten your answer hours ago.
Trust me, i am innocent.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463457#msg2463457 date=1215227397]Yeah no law like that but we know it's a probability.
Stop defending yourself. It's so cute - tears in my eyes.
Of course I love Eldee! Is that not obvious? [/quote]So it's NOW probability??  

I have to defend maself so the poultry animals who take everything online seriously can understand before they start printing wedding IVs.
If u love Eldee, goodluck to y'all.
Invite me to your wedding.

doyin13:
Where Stillwater sef. Make she com put the matter to rest

She is too classy for Jackal anyway. . . , .How anyone will fancy a 50 cent fan is beyond me.

Now an Ali Farka Toure fan. . . . . . ;Dthat is another different matter

Are u this jobless??
I can't believe the number of peops triple-beaming me . . . . . . Blimey!!!!!

doyin13:
What has the world come to. . . .A guy and a girl cannot innocently enjoy the intricacies
their phenomenal wit.

I mean Jackal and Stilly like the tit for tat banter. They gel in that respect.

There is never a dull moment between the two when they get together

The jokes they share is only understood by both of them.

Even where their interests diverge, for example in music, they somehow find a common ground

I mean come on. . . . . . . .this is the twenty first century.

If a guy and a lady can't relate like this innocently, I really would like to be kicked back to the stone age

Touche. _{even though ur post reeks of sarcasm.}

Please tell J-girl what 21st century is all about.
There's no law of physics that says LOVE must EXIST between a man and woman even though they see every day of the week.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm J-girl, do u love Eldee??

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463427#msg2463427 date=1215226235]I'm naturally curious jare. If I noticed that between you and the girl in the pic, i would have asked the same Hannibal, you're just beating around the bush.
Is it normal for friends to follow each other like that obsessively?
If so, who else does the religious quoting and replying as much as you and her do?
My co-ordinates are fine thank you and so are that of eldee.
Yet we've seen the same thing[/quote]Maybe we just happen to like the same topics . . . . . U can't put that down to love, can you??
U and Eldee are always everywhere. . . . . . . .I even found y'all on facebook . . .does that mean LOVE to me?? Nope!!!

I expect u and Eldee to have the same opinion . . . .Y'all are very close so thats no brainer.
As per your co-ordinates n signal processing, u need to get tha latest software.

@ Doyin13,

J-gurl wants to have me hair shaved like Delilah did Samson.
No way!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463416#msg2463416 date=1215225861]Really?
Okay let me break it down to you in a clear and concise question
It's simply this - Do you think you say 'I love you' to stillwater in your actions on Nairaland?

Now we all know the answer - i just want to hear you out [/quote]Why would ma actions say such? Do ma actions say that to u or anyone??
J-girl, you are getting your co-ordinates mixed up.
Extend ur signals a bit more and u would see/hear more clearly.


@ Doyin,

Is that NubianQ(Ya Queen Kong).

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463402#msg2463402 date=1215225478]You know what?
This is your lamest answer to any question asked of you on Nairaland and I'd like to say - I'm highly disappointed.
But it's your life and hers so let me back out.
When you find your backbone, let me know because until then, I can only talk to people who don't use offtopic as an excuse.

Goodnight y'alll![/quote]Come on J-babe,
You know i am no coward. . . . .but the point is, i don't understand your question.
Why don't u ask it in a more clear and concise manner??
Biko nu!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463382#msg2463382 date=1215224816]Of course - like i said you're cowardly when it comes to stillwater. You better put the sentences in your head and use that intelligent brain of yours and hers to configure what it means.
The Hannibal I know would answer any question fearlessly. Don't allow all of Nairaland start trampling on you using Stillwater.
Now Answer me - what happened to your backbone?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ Doyin [/quote]My Sabbath started 6pm yesterday evening so u might not see me at full pelt.
Meanwhile, i still don't understand your theories. . . . .
What exactly are u on about??
Ma backbone/spine/vertebrae column is in shape. . . . .What has that gotta do with "I LOVE YOU" topic??

doyin13:
Mehn. . . .Jackal go kill Still water oo

Contrary to his moniker, he is built like a Panda

And Contrary to her hard nosed Rock persona, Stilly is more Cyndi Lauper physically

Do I hear Suffocation

U PRAT!!!!

doyin13:
Na wa ooo. . . .Whats with all this seriousness malarkey
All of a sudden Seriousness is more treasured than Niger Delta Oil

With a pit-bull like you roaming the yard, we need some sobriety.

Meanwhile, i spoke to her tonight.
She said u need to fax your statement of account to see if u meet her requirements.
What do u say??


@ J-girl,

Whatz this about??
I don't understand what u talking about here. . . . .

Hannibal? Coward?? Backbone?? Puppy??
This aint a science class.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463348#msg2463348 date=1215223439]e-honeymoon with STILLWATER.
Stop denying her o! Whoever sees your constant quoting with her and thinks there's nothing is also in denial.
You know much better than to deny what everyone else can see. [/quote]No comment!

eldee:
I have ooh . . . actions [size=1pt](like arguing Nas Vs JayZ)[/size] speak louder than words
So you're a 'greenlight' person like stillwater too?

Yet, no comment!

doyin13:
Hannibal the Intellectual

Hehehehehe. . . , . . . . .I guess I should listen to Fiddy a bit more for an education

In fact. . . . . . . . . . . .I wonder how Fiddy would say the words 'I Love You'

Errrrrr- - - - - --- - - - -''You is a sexy looking round ass ho''

Doyin, stick to the scripts.
Can't u be serious for 5 minutes??

eldee:
@Hannibal
So do u tell HER 'I love you' [size=1pt]or do you jst go for 'alofus'[/size]

I apply diplomacy. . . . .  

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463328#msg2463328 date=1215222509]you and still of course - I heard y'all are on your e-honeymoon. /quote]e-honeymoon with who?
I am hoping to become a Rev. Father.
With all these vermins n roaches encroaching, i must baptise ma lips tomorrow with Manischewitz Wine.

eldee:
Stick to the topic . . . otherwise

Thanx Mr. Moderator.

The vermins are crawling in quietly to join issues with intellectuals.
Buncha ponces.

doyin13:
Are you trying to diss me

Why should i diss you?
Afterall, u are the newest Man Utd fan. . . . . . .
U denied your childhood club because of a female Man Utd fan. . . .Now thats CLASSIC!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463294#msg2463294 date=1215221582]I saw you in her apartment shaking the sheets. Don't let me reveal her name or the location o!
We all know what you guys were doing that day!
You won't leave her in real life, you keep dreaming about her.
Yet you won't leave her on Nairaland - take your time and stop stalking 'em girls.
Don't make me spill the beans either. [/quote]Are u serious??
What who and who were doing??
U must have me mixed up with SLY or Doyin13 aka Dangermous!

eldee:
Trust masculine pride na

I LOVE JUIIIIIIICE!!!!

Masculine pride ma foot!!!
StephenP don't sound like a stud. . . . .Show him some cleavage and a waxed pubis and he would deny his roots.


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=148141.msg2463276#msg2463276 date=1215221121]See these rumors!
The Rev knows who i sleep with o!
Hanni stop being jealous because your "girlY" is offline.[/quote]Don't make me spill the beans.
I saw u last night making your out of his apartment in a see-through negligee.


[quote author=jek_kad link=topic=148141.msg2463282#msg2463282 date=1215221316]@hannibal

im sure u say i love u a million times during penetration and thrusting [/quote]How are u so sure??

StephenP:
@topic, I don't know why they do but I make sure I never say "I love you" until I am ready and I'm sure that I mean it, no matter the pressure.

Even at the point of penetration??
StephenP, if u lie here. . . . Someone would call on thunder to make u bald.

eldee:
Yes she must go for confession
How can my church's Mother-In-Israel be an idolatrer

I know who she sleeps with every evening.
Your Mother-In-Israel loves tumbling in the hay and she does that with maximum pride.

@ J-gurl,

Can u explain what your signature means?

@ Ibime,

Don't even argue that with me.
Diego Maradona was a sick chain smoker.
His coke n heroin addiction was an open secret in Napoli.
U need to go and watch his DVD again and see him in nightclubs chain smoking anything in sight.