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RedHotChic:
I drive a 5.4L 300 hp V8 lincoln blackwood truck and it's sexy and not humongous. We are not up to 10 that owns it in Germantown. don't wear dungarees and the pantyhose thing, hmm

Stop running your mouth. . . . Not up to 10 ma ass!!!
U wear dungarees and Intel says you are blue-collar plus u keep a piece in your XXXXXXXX

RedHotChic:
na waoh, na me say make your "urchinous" babe put GPS in your gall bladder?

Sinner!!!!

Do u still drive humungous trucks, wear dungarees and keep a piece in ur pantyhose??

RedHotChic:
Big brother? please! Is it not a shameful thing for a big brother to turn to a stooge for his little brother? America dictates for the British and decides when Gordon Brown will wake up, shit or fart. Y'all are wimps and I commend y'all too for your American Hero worship. Una no get life for real!!!

Don't letz veer off-topic. . . . . I have dealt with this UK/USA topic more than 20 times on this forum.
The last thing i need now is a trailer park chic arguing with me.

ASL33:
Has the DVD gone on sale? HMV or VIRGIN Jackal please info me asap.

The movie is being made as we speak.
DVD would be launched MAY 2009 but u can preorder it now. . . .
It's only £29.99 per copy.

@ manu4laif,

Please tell em.

RedHotChic:
Yeaaa, my boo is my shrink. Who's yours?

I don't need a psychoanalyst.
Hannibal is sane n sound.

Don't hate; Kings make the calls and not Bollocks like prince Charles and mama. May be when you guys stop following us around to wars and have your own opinion, we'll take you serious.

We{big brother) were only helping y'all cowards whose asses got bombed by school kids. . . .

RedHotChic:
It's called yankee english. they don't have to speak like bollocks to have an identity. Queens english my azz.

Then u guys should form a different language of twaddles. . . .  .
Bloody good-for-nothing Rednecks.

I can finance it through bank of America and make him make the payments, tiheeehaaaaa

U need HELP seriously.

debosky:
If he is that good, then he can surely fit in. . . my theory again holds - clubs like Barca, Inter and co wanted Hleb when it was apparent he would buy out his contract and they would be getting an above average player for like 3million quid; but when that did not happen and they actually have to pay 10-13m to get him, they all suddenly get cold feet. Why? Cos deep in their guts, they all KNOW Hleb isn't that good; they may be willing to gamble with 3m, but not more than that

One thing i like about u Gaynners is your INABILITY to learn from past mistakes.
Since u sold Paddy Vieira, Henry and Pires . . . .What have u won as a club? Ma counter says: ZILCH.
If u sell Hleb now. . . . . .What makes u think Nasri would be up and running immediately. . . . It might take him 3 seasons.

Arsenal CANNOT afford to lose any player. . . . Wenger should endeavour to keep that team and add more bodies.
New players may take a long while to gel completely(Every player cannot be a Sagna).
Theo Walcott bought 2 years ago is still struggling to find his feet. Keep

We can very much afford to lose Hleb in my view - it allows Nasri to fit directly into the side and start his integration immediately, while (fingers crossed) Rozzi gets back to his best on the other wing with Ramsey being the understudy and Walcott and Vela interchange between attacking and winger roles - a fluid and unpredictable attacking machine.

Ramsey, Vela, Nasri, Walcott. . . . . All these players are unproven and untested.
Arsenal fans can only HOPE they come good. . . . .There's no guarantee they would.
Nuthing has changed in Arsenal and i won't be surprised if your TROPHYLESS DVD enters the 4th season.

U need to be flogged!!!

66 is closer to 70 than 60.
Hleb dilly-dallies because he expects opponents to rush towards him so punks like Ade/RVP can have all the space they need to score.
Tell me the pass he supplied to Cesc at Anfield in the league wasn't text book. . . .Surrounded by 5 players, he found Cesc!!!

Chelsea, Man Utd and Liverpool won't do that kinda business.
We have got Nani, Ronaldo, Giggsy, Fletcher , Hargo and Ando fighting for that role already. Hleb can't FIT in.
Seriously, he is one player Arsenal cannot afford to LOSE.

He is by far Arsenal's most intelligent player. . . . Scoring goals is not the ALPHA/OMEGA of a good player.

@ Debosky,

The set-pieces tip the balance . . . . . .
I can picture over 10 goals Fab4 scored via corner-kicks last season.
He drops em in the box and either Gallas, Bendtner or whoever just nicks the ball into the net.
Unfortunately for Hleb, all these stats count towards Fab4. . . . .

Hleb is a very clever player. . . . . It is almost impossible to nick the ball away from him.
He only loses possession if he is fouled and the MAN IN BLACK decides not to give a free-kick.
Hleb needs to play with strikers like Torres, Huntelaar or Berbatov. . . . Adebayor didn't really help Hleb's career.
Are u aware 90% of Hleb's "would-be assists" never came to pass because Adebayor couldn't time his run properly??

Ade was caught 70 times OFFSIDE last season. . . . . .90% of those passes were from HLEB.

RedHotChic:
Roflmao; You mean Funmi farts? [size=14pt]They are tasteless, odorless, colorless and harmless.[/size]

Bloody Yanks!!!
They borrowed English language and they murdered it. . . . .they wont put "u" in odour and colour.

Yea, Funmi farts more than she blinks her frog-eyes.
Your ideas of tracking your husband would cost more than your income and pension put together.
If u cannot trust your husband, marry your chihuahua.

RedHotChic:
We already have the PDAs, tv's, cars, cow farts that warm our globe, little deek chips will not make a colossal difference.

Ain't u missing something on that list?
What about your noisy, odourous farts??

debosky:
You're making excuses Jackal - yes Fab4 got many assists from freekicks and the like, but Hleb played as the link man between attack and midfield for huge chunks of the early part of last season, still he couldn't rack up assists, is a paltry 8 assists in over 42 games good enough? NO while Walcott playing fewer games still managed 5 assists and scored 7 goals.

Hleb was good to watch but in the end not productive enough, simple.

All this Anderson/Cesc stories have been rehashed enough, we will never agree.

Debosky, lets get something straight here. . . . . . .

Number of assists depends on the player SCORING from it.
If Hleb makes subliminal countless passes into the box and u have a dork like Adebayor as striker. . . . The efforts would be fruitless. . . .
It becomes an ASSIST only when someone SCORES from it. . . .
The fact that strikers don't score from Hleb's assists does not make em less quality/wack.

Anderson/Cesc comparison has been suspended till next season. . . . .as your MUTTship pleases.

RedHotChic:
Roflmao; Hopefully porn will be banned by then because there is a bill in the house on that issue just that the billions of dollars generated by that BS is standing on our way. Do men even know how much they stand to save per year if porn is banned? damn he goats!!!!

More like u should work out the amount women spent on rampant rabbits. . .
Scientists are about to prove this device has contributed enormously to GLOBAL WARMING.
Bloody Hot-housewives!!!

debosky:

will the chip tell you the cause of the erection too?

RedHotChic's chip would prolly say that. . . . .
Ma husband's willy is ERECT because he is reading PLAYBOY magazine or watching Porn on Bleep TV.
What a laugh!!

RedHotChic:
That's why the UK is still behind in technology. If they give you 50 mile radius to move about from your zip code and you try to cross the line, the cops will apprehend you in 5 minutes. Don't even think of taking it off because it has a combination generated by the computer. Yeah babe, your evil ways are closing in on you gradually.

UK is behind in what technology?? Look at this semi-illiterate.
We catch more criminals than any country in the world with over 20,000 CCTV cameras littered everywhere.
Your Anti-terrorist twats are taking tutorials here on how to catch terrorists and criminals.

50-mile radius ma ass. . . . . .
Criminals permutate n work out the combination and take these tags off constantly.
Cops won't know shit unless u are grassed. . . . or someone close to the criminal is watching closely.

folahann:
those are not physical, i said physical
emphasicing on Physicality

U are not making any sense at all.

Harrassing opponents, getting at em to force elementary mistakes and lose possession is the KEY to winning any game.
Arsenal wanted to win the game at OT. . . .Allow Arsenal to settle down and they would carve anything open with precision.
Hustle their midfielders and they would misplace passes. . . . .ANDERSON made sure he did that effectively at the Emirates and at OT in February.

RedHotChic:
Sorry dearie, the ankle bracelet beeps whenever you want to tamper with it unless you have the combination. You ever wonder why those on probation that wear them cannot take it off at home and travel without the law enforcement knowing? You are caged boy!!!!

Lies!!! Lies!!!!! Lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Convicts on tags in the UK can actually take it off. . . . .  .Many have taken em off to place on their pets.
The only risk is if they are found out. . . . .They would be sent back to jail for violating their probation.

Let's not even talk about the GPS device I'll also install on your cell phone, as a matter of fact, by 2015, there will be chips you can install in their deeks to beep on your wives laptop anytime it gets hard in her absence.

U will have to marry a MUGU in Ilesha to achieve this selfish wet-dreams of yours.
Put a micro-chip in a man's willy? Are u sane at all??

RedHotChic:
You haven't heard of ankle bracelet? It comes with chips that can enable me track you with my laptop while chatting on nairaland.

If am not in my computer, I can give a friend my husband's tracking number to help me keep him in check. Welcome to the new world babe.

All i have to do is take off the ankle bracelet and tie it around ma dog's neck when i am leaving the house.
The dog stays at home watching tele-tubbies while i am shagging me brains out 30 miles away.
On ur laptop. . . . . .The tracking would reveal i am snoring at home whereas i am NOT!!!
So what say thou?

folahann:
so with his little no of games for United, what are his physical contribution in these games

He was the best player at the Emirates(Had United lost, Arsenal wlda gone 3-6 points ahead).

He stopped Gerrard at Anfield and single-handedly plotted Liverpool's defeat(something Chelsea and Arsenal couldn't manage).

One thang u PLASTIC Gaynner fans haven't noticed is the Anfield magic.
Beat Liverpool at Anfield and u shall win the league. Once Chelsea n Arsenal failed to beat em, i knew United would retain their title.
Since the turn of the century. . . . .any club who manages to beat Liverpool at Anfield wins the Premiership.
Food for thunk!!!!

These 2 games got United 4 points . . . . Take those out and Chelsea woulda won the league.

tboy1:
@ Hannibal

So who is the better player between Fàbregas and Anderson?
Both are of about the same age and both play in a similar position. At the moment of course, Cesc is by far the better one. With his playmaking prowess and boyish enthusiasm mingling well with great maturity, Cesc has become one of the best in European football. But Anderson is just starting on the voyage and is anticipated to come big in the next couple of seasons. Several football pundits say that Anderson has been signed as a long term replacement for Paul Scholes and that tells really.

http://soccerlens.com/fabregas-arsenal-v-anderson-manchester-united-who-is-the-better-player/4502/

From the same website. . . . . .

Anderson might not have made as many starts as a player with his reputation would have liked to but he has definitely had had his moments. Especially against Arsenal earlier this season when he was pitted against the best playmaker in the Premiership at the moment Cesc Fàbregas and dominated possession and midfield; to be honest, Anderson was BETTER than his Spanish counterpart in the dual between Manchester United and Arsenal.

http://soccerlens.com/fabregas-arsenal-v-anderson-manchester-united-who-is-the-better-player/4502/

Let it be known this article was written in December. . . . not May 2008.
Fabregas lost 70% of his outstanding form between January and May.

tboy1:
Goals and Assists for both club and international team - not against each other

Goals and Assists for club/country is based on the number of appearances and defined roles.
Fabregas' high number of assists for Arsenal stems from the fact that he is the key man for corner-kicks n indirect freekicks.

No he's not!!!
No doubt anderson is good and would only improve with the more games he plays, but he's CURRENTLY not better than fabregas

Anderson is currently better than Fab4. . . . . . .
Give this young lad games and u would be amazed at what he can do. . . . .He is an all rounder and more physically dominant than Cesc.
He is still the only player TILL DATE that stopped Gerrard from functioning at Anfield.

@ Debosky,

I am gobsmacked!!!

70% of Cesc's assists came from dead ball situations NOT open play.
Do u know how many corner-kicks n indirect freekicks of Cesc that led to late minute goals for Arsenal??
I dunno how u expect Hleb to rack up the same assists as Cesc when he doesn't even play corner-kicks as a winger/right midfielder.
Hleb has the best football brain in the Arsenal set up. . . . . He was a constant pain for the United defence at OT in April.

tboy1:
homie, im not sure bout that . . . you can't say because you think anderson played better than fab in the games they played against each other automatically means anderson is better

Because i think??   Were u asleep when Anderson made Fab4 look like a poof at the Emirates or at OT in the FA cup game?
How else would they be judged?? Fab4 plays more games than Anderson because of Arsenal's squad size n lack of good midfielders.
I am not sure Fab4 would be playing 30 league games at Man Utd, would he??

we are not talkin bout debut season, the question is CURRENTLY who's a better player - Anderson Or Fabregas?

The better player is ANDERSON!

folahann:
thanks for not adding any current Utd striker to that list, may be when Dudu returns

United don't have any out n out striker since Ruud left in 2006.
Saha shoulda been but injury won't even let him play 4 games in a stretch. . . .
Tevez n Rooney shouldn't be playing together but trust Ferguson to conjure something out of nuthing.
Wait till we get Huntelaar.

tboy1:
You na this your anderson. If you ask the average football supporter(not man or arsenal supporter) who they'll prefer to play midfield for their team (either anderson or fabregas) - 10 out of 10 would choose Fabregas

As for the fox in the box, that somethin' eduardo could have easily done if he had:
1. played more games
2. didnt get injured

Average footie supporter would look at the time they played against each other and conclude. . . .
I have seen Anderson against Fab4 THRICE and the balance tips towards Fab4. . .
Compare Fab's full debut season to Anderson's and get back to me!!!!!

Alexander Hleb is the most under-rated player in Arsenal . . . . His intelligence surpasses that of most Arsenal players and they can't read his passes.
The dude is all about attracting opponents towards himself to create huge gaps for team-mates. . . . .
He needs to play around intelligent players like the lads in Barcelona, Man Utd, Real Madrid or Milan.

Ade, Eduardo, RVP and Diaby can't handle his subliminal concepts.

tboy1:
He's far better in front of the goal and he's also got some killer passes and he can also dribble.
The main thing here is that he scores more goals than hleb

Adebayor scores more goals than Rooney but i will have Wazza ahead of Ade everyday of the week.
Cesc scores more goals than Anderson but i will have Ando 365 days of the year.
Scoring Goals is not the only factor. . . .
If Arsenal had a fox in the box(Ruud, Torres, Huntelaar). . . .Hleb would be notching 40 assists every season.

debosky:
Hleb on the cheap? Yes. . . pay the full cost of the player? He's not that good, we'll take Arshavin instead

I will not be surprised at all if he goes to play for some midtable team out of desperation or if he remains at Arsenal.

Arshavin in the EPL??
Whats the difference between Hleb n Arshavin??  Both of em are light-weights.
Arshavin can't cut it in the EPL where defenders are very physical and crunchy--tackles are the order of the day. . . .

When Arshavin faced Spanish defenders he looked lost and completely marked out of the game.
He would be facing that week in week out in the EPL. . . against top defenders like Vidic, Terry, Woodgate, Agger and Lescott.
The Russian would be a complete waste pipe in a team like Arsenal.

debosky:
@ tboy and hannibal

the quotes are old, going back over a month, which were picked up by a Moscow news agency, then remixed a bit and the western press then hooked on to it and spread it again. Recycled news story- what do you expect when none of the big transfers expected have come to fruition?

He would 'prefer' a move? Rumor has it that even Barca are not that interested anymore - Laporta thought he needed a signing to get reelected, but that was not the casenow he can rest easy and focus on getting who he wants exactly . Hleb has few choices, I sincerely doubt Barca is one of them - they'd rather get Ade than them both because I do not think it will be affordable unless someone pays crazy money for Ronnie.

Hleb has many options. . . . . . Serie A and La Liga clubs would dance around him if Wenger places FOR SALE tag on his neck.

Where's wormy??

I just saw ur manager's press conference on SKYSPORTS.
He denied he advised Ronaldo to leave Man Utd for Real Madrid. . . . . . .big lie.
The Brazilian even said "I am only special to ma friends and family but as a manager, i am just there".
He wants Drogba to stay. . . . . .  .He said Lampard also told him he wants to STAY!!!

Question is: How do u intend to keep all these prima donnas happy??

Hleb blast at Gunners

"With scoring opportunities he (Fabregas) is more selfish than I am. Given the chance to shoot he always goes for it - unlike me," Hleb added.

"I don't know where I will play next season. It's being negotiated with two clubs and will be decided soon.

"I would prefer to move to Barcelona."


"I raised the subject of leaving with Wenger twice before the end of the season.

"It's not easy for me to leave and I think he was upset about it.

"But you should ask him. It may turn out that he's happy about it."

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3792213,00.html

@ Dayokanu,

You are a big poof.

Rooney got injured THRICE last season which reduced him to 24 league starts and 28 league appearances.
He scored 12 goals(0.5 goal per game) and had the 3rd highest assist in the EPL.
If Rooney is making the assist, it means someone else is doing the scoring. . . . .Does that make Wazza wack??

@ Folahann,

Worry more about Van Persie who has never scored 12 league goals in his entire career.
Rooney is the most versatile, selfless striker in the EPL.

dayokanu:
Dont argue like a brainless drunkard Give us FACTS not Rooney Pound for Pound nonsense. Klose has over 40 international goals. Poldi has over 28 international goals Rooney has the same number of goals with Crouch,

Talented, Pound for Dollar or whatever, In Euro 2004 England played France, Portugal, Croatia and Switzerland. Rooney scored against the weaker 2 Switzerland and Croatia against France and Portugal your guess is as good as mine. I dare say Owen returns against top opposition would make Rooney look like an idiot.

U have come again with your moronic drivel. . . .
Dayo, when are u gonna argue like a well-rounded person in ur miserable life.
Goals does not make players but the impact they make in matches. . . . . Wazza has scored against top clubs in Europe . . .

If we are to go by your Klose has scored 40 goals reh reh reh. . . . .It means Kanu Nwankwo is wack compared to Agahowa.
Kanu has never scored in open play in the Nations cup but his contribution on the pitch is immense.
Rooney is like Kanu when it comes to playing his team-mates with numerous assists PLUS he scores good goals with it.

I am getting sick n tired arguing wiv you. . . . .U can never change!!!