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SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics - Athletics by Hannibal: 3:55pm On Aug 22, 2008
onyinye2:
Team USA wins more medals in ONE Olympics than Jamaica has won in its entire career. So don't tell me about math. Jamaica has won only 10 medals in Track and Field while the US has won a whooping 21.
It's not about the number of medals won. . . . . .This is about smashing the world records.
They have erased all the records team USA have broken in the past and have made it theirs.
Tyson Gay and Usain Bolt?? We all know its like comparing a female Cheetah to Pumbaa in a 100 metre sprint. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 3:52pm On Aug 22, 2008
chamotex:
Can I just remind all these fake ARSE-nal fans to publicly state the last time they won silverware? grin
u should not even be speaking right now rather hiding your embarrased heads in shame grin grin
Unfortunately, Gaynners are shameless.
They have not won the league title and this is the 5th season. . . .I dunno where they get the rights to BRAG on this forum.
Trophyless, thoughtless, brainless, and sightless. grin cheesy
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics - Athletics by Hannibal: 3:47pm On Aug 22, 2008
onyinye2:
All this jive about Usain Bolts is just unfair to the women in Jamaica. They are the ones that are bringing home the most gold and medals. No matter how much these Jamo people want to bost, TEAM USA has more medals in Track and Field than can ever win.
Pumbaa, stop HATING.
A nation of 2.8 million copped 6 gold medals. . . . .
American with a population of 280 million should be winning 600 gold medals mathematically.
Jamaican athletes have put that tiny island on the map. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 3:43pm On Aug 22, 2008
Cristalz:
Well this Gaynner must have taken the title losses extremely personal. Jeez. He should let me be already grin
He WILL let u be. grin

Hmmthis one that the words ''may'' and ''could'' and ''should'' are quite prominent,i hope things really are bright o. Lol. grin I want to see ''will''.
There's light at the end of the dank tunnel.
After Monday's game. . . . . .United's next game is on the 13th of September at Anfield
Fulham's game has been postponed because of UEFA SuperCup game next friday.
By the time United go to rape those Scousers again. . . . .Nani, Hargo, JS Park, Anderson, Carrick, Giggs and SAHA would be back. wink
Trust me, Ronaldo WILL be ready by then cos he is so far ahead of his schedule.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics - Athletics by Hannibal: 3:36pm On Aug 22, 2008
Usain got carried away. . . . .He wanted to finish the race himself.
He never stopped running.
The guy has now won 3 Gold medals with 3 world records.
Things are looking shady for the Americans.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics - Athletics by Hannibal: 3:33pm On Aug 22, 2008
dreeldee:
2 days to the end of the games and 2 bronze medal for a nation of over 140million people cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
It's pathetic!!!!
A nation of 140 million can only boast of 2 bronze medals and possibly a GOLD MEDAL
Jamaica(2.8 million population) have won half a dozen gold medals.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 3:27pm On Aug 22, 2008
Cristalz:
@A-40
I see you've got every behavioral trait of an imbecilic mongol tongue Also a very depleted IQ. Trying to impress who? Boi,you're a very negligible speck in my horizon,and won't be long before i obliterate your smelly hole of a mouth from my radar. 40boi indeed.lmao.   grin . That's the lamest excuse for a nickname i'v come across in a really long while.
Cheese n Rice!!!!!
You didn't have to maim a Gaynner like this. . . . .
One thing is u must understand an average Gaynner's IQ functions on negative integer. . . .Lack of titles is the primary cause.

Bloody this,bloody that.That all your dumb head can come up with? Gothic gay tongue Next time those leprous fingers of yours want to post,direct it at someone else. Wonder why i'm so under your scaly skin anyway  undecided Leave me be o,Anal-40 , and go try to work your non-existent ''charm'' on the old gals and desperate mamas of your club. You're acting like an egotistical donkey  tongue
Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

@Reds
I hear Ronaldo's back.  .  .Hargo too.Things seem to be looking up.Hope it continues.
Ronaldo's back doing some light training. . . . . . .He may play a part against the Scousers (13/9)
Hargreaves n JS Park could make it against Pompey.
Anderson should jet back this weekend after they pulverised Belgium this morning.
Things are looking bright.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics - Athletics by Hannibal: 3:19pm On Aug 22, 2008
Usain is show-boating as usual.

U cannot take Kingston away from this dude.
They smashed America's relay record with STYLE.
Asafa Powell was the anchor man and he steamed through with a huge gap.
Jamaicans are the KINGS of the SPRINTS.
SportsRe: Beijing 2008 Olympics - Athletics by Hannibal: 3:11pm On Aug 22, 2008
JAMAICA breaks NEW WORLD RECORD in 4 X100m relay(37.10 secs).

Usain Bolton is an ANIMAL
He functions with the blood of a CHEETAH.
All these boys should be screened n re-screened.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 3:05pm On Aug 22, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2691601#msg2691601 date=1219413452]See pot calling kettle black shocked.We all know the Scummy thread is a muppet haven[/quote]Even the Admin knows this thread is filled with cretinous and verminous twats.
Gaynners are globally the most senseless, thoughtless and moronic set of football fans in the world.
Half of y'all are not even educated. It's a big association of mental handicaps. grin

If AW is going to bend his rules let him be consistent with it thats all we are saying i have not seen enough of Silvestre in recent times to give me confidence that Arsene made a right move but i am sure he would make one more signing regardless of anything that dude has a way of pulling a rabbit out of the hat
Think about it. . . . . . .Wenger wanted Traore out on loan to gain more exposure in the big stage.
Clichy is the only recognised LB left at the Emirates and y'all are frowning at ur gaffer for bringing in Silvestre.
What should he have done? Sign Kaka and stick him in the LB position. . . . Are we forgetting Silvestre can play anywhere in the defence bar RB?
I think this is Wenger's best buy since Gallas moved to the Emirates.
RomanceRe: Do You Ever Wonder Who Your Wife/husband Will Be? by Hannibal: 1:56am On Aug 22, 2008
whitelexi:
As the time draws near, every man/woman has to wonder how married life would be. Do u ever wonder who your wife/husband will be?
Scotland--Chateaux--2 kids--Beautiful woman. cool
RomanceRe: Why Won't Guys Listen? by Hannibal: 1:41am On Aug 22, 2008
DeepZone:
That's why you can only find a job in the brothel industry. grin grin grin grin
DeepZone aka Leatherface.
What brings u here tonight?? Are the cows sleeping?? grin
RomanceRe: A Happy Ending by Hannibal: 12:46am On Aug 22, 2008
bridget007:
Thanks so much everyone, our past is laid to rest and this day may have been simple but has been the best day ever!!! He is surely a man to treasure I just don't know how my western brain could not see these things before!! Ah what wahala I brought!!! and so did he but eventualy we merged our cultures and saw each as we are, but now it is over and we are mr & mrs happy, thank you X
PRICELESS!!!!

Now, get a mortar n pestle and learn to make pounded yam. cheesy
RomanceRe: Why are Nigeria Babes Materialistic? by Hannibal: 12:22am On Aug 22, 2008
Why are Nigerian Babes Materialistic?

--Abject Poverty
--Greed

But hey, u can't blame these women.

Specifically, the more beautiful the girl, the more money you need. . . . . . No Nigerian chic wants to date a loser/tramp/failure. tongue
Women say they aren't superficial, that money doesn't matter. Joke of the century.
When was the last time you saw some "poor" old guy, with a hot 20-year-old model? Money talks. Wu Tang said: Cash Rules.
Do men have to beat this into the heads of women to believe this?
It's no freakin' clich, you need cash to get the women.
You want a beautiful, sophisticated woman? Start saving for the Mercedes. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 6:13pm On Aug 21, 2008
Emperoh:
You dare not accuse me one bit
Or do you want me to spill the beans on what u were trying to do to Criz grin grin grin

A-40, if he pushes me i will tell you if u need it ooh,

Whats with JS Park. Or is Wengay's appying to Shag the Korean dude tongue grin grin
What was i trying to do with Criz??
Emperoh, have u been smoking "BROWN"??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 4:18pm On Aug 21, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2687658#msg2687658 date=1219331781]Yeah i would summarise it.Unfortunately i have got bigger fish to fry[/quote]Bigger fish to FRY?? grin grin
Whatever u do, don't FRY Arsene Wenger.
Let the frying starts in February when he musta lost all the titles. cool
Hell, i would offer me deep fryer to do the FRYING. wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 4:09pm On Aug 21, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2687597#msg2687597 date=1219331112]I beg your pardon tongue
Look who is talking it will take at least 500 pages to list all your exploits[/quote]500 pages?? shocked shocked shocked
U can summarise me exploits.
I am dying to see it. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 4:03pm On Aug 21, 2008
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2686984#msg2686984 date=1219324249]I was just being sarcastic why not take a chill pill[/quote]A-40 and Emperoh. . . . . . Y'all romance on this sports section is staggering. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 3:45pm On Aug 21, 2008
eldee:
He earns 50K basic salary . . . he barely plays when Evra's fit, so no match bonuses
He's 31, injury prone and to slow to be a wing back, that decreases his value
He's not played five consecutive matches for a whole season, that takes a huge slice out of his transfer fee
Next year, Man Utd won't have even been able to get one pound from selling him
To me, the 750K fee is even too high for him . . .
Even if he stayed at Man Utd, do you think he'll get a 50K a week contract come next season??
Don't make me laugh. . . . .

Silvestre gets bonuses. . . . every member of the team does whenever United cops league titles/UCL.
It is in their contract when they signed. . . . The last time Silvestre penned the dotted lines, it was agreed he would be paid 80k a week.
Even if he stops playing, he would still get those wages.
Saha draws 90k/week in Man Utd, his wages cannot be slashed because of injuries. He will continue to earn that till the 2nd coming. grin cheesy
Silvestre's deal cannot be 750k pounds. . . . Unless u are saying he is playing for Arsenal without weekly wages. How charitable?
By ma calculations, Silvestre's deal cannot be less than 8 million pounds.
Ballack was a free agent when he joined Chelsea. . . He earned 130k per week that season so whose account was that taken from, Bayern? tongue

Come on, this was a good deal for Fergie
He's not crap because he's being benched in Man Utd . . . he's crap because he's injured even on the bench
Right now, an injury prone player is not what we need, the physios have too much on their hands
Come on, Van Persie, Rosicky, Eduardo, and now Silvestre . . . nah
Silvestre is not crap.
He was Ferdinand's partner before the arrival of Vidic/Evra.
I can never forget his contribution when we stopped Arsenal's unbeaten run at OT in Nov 2004.
He shackled Henry/Reyes like they were Al-Quaeda suspects in Guantanamo Bay.
I repeat, Wenger got a very good player(4 league titles & 1 UCL). . . .He is your most decorated player as we speak.
He has won more Prem titles than ARSENAL FC. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 3:11pm On Aug 21, 2008
eldee:
Actually, he was earning 50K, and he was about to be sold to Sunderland
C'mon, you expected Sunderland to spend 6mil on a player that will be a free agent in 365 days from now??
Eldee, apply your corporate skills for once. . . . .
Silvestre earns 80K per week(this may include add-ons, bonuses if he wins titles et al)
Now, even if he takes 50k per week. . . . .his contract still stands at 2.6 million per year. . . .
Tell me how Arsenal would sign him for 375K per year resulting in 6-8k per week. . . . Are u guys smoking woolies??
Do u believe in your heart of hearts that a Man Utd player would earn 8k per week in England?? grin cheesy tongue

750K is really high for any injury prone backup player, Ferguson gained more from the deal
Gaynners are making one huge mistake thinking Silvestre is a shyte player.
Granted, he was a bench player at Man Utd but who wouldn't be in a defence that has Rio, Vidic and Evra??
Pray, would Gallas/Toure condemn Ferdinand or Vidic to the bench if they play for Man Utd?? Hell Nahhhhhhhhhh
The fact that a player is on the bench at Man Utd does not mean he is crap. . . . Team quality is the key.
You actually got a very good player cheaply. . . . .Appreciate what Wenger has done. . . It is anutha stroke of brilliance from LE PROF.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 2:48pm On Aug 21, 2008
Olumide7:
When did Wenger tell you that he will never buy a player above 30? Too many newspaper rumours, I see.

It wasn't 8 Million Pounds, it was actually 700 thousand Pounds.
700K pounds for Silvestre?? You gotta be shitting me!!!

Ferguson will not sell any member of his senior team for 700K pounds.
Mikael earns 80K a week at Man Utd with one year left on his contract so how did u arrive at 700K pounds.
Any club buying him will have to cover up his wages because SILVESTRE didn't throw in a TRANSFER REQUEST.
Mikael cannot be less than 6 million pounds so disregard all those media reports.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 2:34pm On Aug 21, 2008
Emperoh:
Sounds like indictment to me of your teams incompetence.
brov does it mean that with all their international exposure,
Kwara United is better than your feeder team?
Too bad for the Gaynner and ARSEne WenGAY tongue tongue tongue
Forget about these GAYnners. . . .

I think Man Utd can afford a slow start this time around. . . . .We just need to stay in touch with the league leaders.
Looking at the fixtures now, United is playing 8 of the 9(in top ten teams) that finished directly below them AWAY in the first half of the season.
This simply means we are having a ball in the 2nd half of the season with all the other BIG 3 teams coming to OT for slaughtering.
Villa, Spurs, Everton, Blackburn and Pompey will also be coming to OT after January and our AWAY games will be against weak teams like West Brom, Stoke, Hull, Fulham and Bolton.
The rate at which Ferguson would be clinching 3 points then would be faster than Usian Bolt's velocity in the 100 metres. grin cheesy
Fergie's task now is to hang in there and stay within 5 points of the league leaders. . . . . THE TITLE IS OURS. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Won't Guys Listen? by Hannibal: 12:55am On Aug 21, 2008
topup:
[color=#cc0066]Oh, they listen, they catch the things you don't want them to tongue

Seriously, they often do listen, but they rarely store jibber jabber in their memories, but when it comes to your birthday, that coat you talked about is wrapped up, or that necklace you couldn't afford is boxed for you.[/color]
You are a top babe. cool
RomanceRe: Why Won't Guys Listen? by Hannibal: 12:43am On Aug 21, 2008
DeepZone:
And ms HIV is also 3 streets away.
ms HIV me ass. . . . . If every guy that Polys get infected with the Virus then mankind woulda been erased since.
Have u heard of prophylactics?? cool
RomanceRe: Why Won't Guys Listen? by Hannibal: 12:34am On Aug 21, 2008
DeepZone:
Me too, I can't stand a man that moans,gripes or chase me around the house because he wants sex.
Not when Veronica stays 3 streets away. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Won't Guys Listen? by Hannibal: 12:32am On Aug 21, 2008
onyinye2:
Same goes to you fellas. When you your lady busy at the moment, don't come barging in asking for her to do something for you. Gosh how annoying that is. Especially when im watching basketball. I will curse you out if you even attempt to step up to me when im watch Lakers vs. Celtics, Hornets vs. Hawks, or Rockets vs. Suns. i will give you a piece of my mind.
How many geezers come barging when a game is on TV?? undecided undecided undecided
While u r glued to the TV watching Kobe. . . .Ya geezer is watching Messi at Barcelona.
Guys are considerate. . . . .women are the evil XXXX. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Won't Guys Listen? by Hannibal: 12:16am On Aug 21, 2008
bluespice:
we don't do that because we are not robots! and because some ladies like some men just want to talk
Those talks make y'all IRRITANTS. grin cheesy
I can't stand a woman that moans, gripes, whinges like a puppy deprived of breast-milk. grin cheesy
Keep it short and simple. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!! angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Why Won't Guys Listen? by Hannibal: 12:09am On Aug 21, 2008
[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=162143.msg2685177#msg2685177 date=1219273123]Because we easily get tired of our women yapping their mouth. I appeal to you women to shut up a little and stay calm, there are always spiritual mystics flowing in the air whenever the environment is serene. The bible advised us to go straight to sleep after sex and not talk talk talk.


An Appeal To My woman:


What will it cost a man for his woman to shut up for a minute? I'm ready to pay that price honey. grin grin[/quote]PRICELESS!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Emotional Issues; Urgent Advice Needed by Hannibal: 11:55pm On Aug 20, 2008
ubonboy:
Hi Nairalanders!

please help me out. here's d situation.

there's this lady av been dating 4 about 16 months now. i mean it was a really strong relationship. at a point i started considering marriage. but the problem is her attitude. she's so stubborn and unwilling to change or learn. all she cares about is herself not minding how others feel. she's so domineering. she doesn't have a good relationship with her family because of her attitude. u may say if i just realised it. no i realised about few months in2 d affair but i thought i'D be able to change her. she tries to seperate me from my siblings. my kid sister was once sick. i had 2c her (my girlfriend) that afternoon so i quickly rushed to her place to inform her that we couldnt have d date any longer because i had 2c my sis. she was so mad n asked me if my sis can't take care of herself that do i need to leave the office just because of her?

i was so shocked.meanwhile this is a girl who begs me to steal sometime off work just to be with her. she's so stubborn, which made me doubt the issue of marriage. av tryd all i cud do 2 change her but 2 no avail. av talkd 2 her, asked her close friends 2 talk 2 her, tryd 2 find out if she has sum psychological problems, etc

however, despite her shortcomings she has some good areas but d bad areas outweigh the good. she's really been there for me, stood by me, loved me when no other woman would, we've shared dreams and hopes together, she's not materialistic, she's been faithful, etc

i'm not saying i'm a perfect guy. av got shortcomings too. i lack much patience, devote too much time 2 my career and my future which she complains a lot. i tell her i need to make some money so i cud pay her bride price (joke!!) but believe me i always create time for us 2be together esp on weekends but she always wants me to leave my job and hug her d whole day. is that posible? when i politely say no she accuses me of keeping other girls.

recently i discovered there's a guy she's been hanging out with. well we talked about it and so on,
but something happened which makes me write this mail. she got sick while i was out of town. funny enough her siblings paid no attention to her. i was broke at that time but managed to send some money for drugs and stuff. unfortunately she couldnt get them due to her ill health which made me come over immediately to do so.

i cancelled most engagements that'll bring me money just to be with her but sometimes i had to run off 4 a while. d sad story is she refused to take the drugs according to dosage and after a while fell sick again. i disovered she didnt take the drugs and politely asked why (i didnt have to be angry i mean she was sick u knw) she got mad, rained insults on me for asking her stupid questions according to her and asked me out. i was shocked. i'm actually a quiet type which makes her take me for granted sometimes. we've quarelled for over 100 times and in all, she'll just wait 4 me to apologise else nothing even when she was wrong. we once stayed apart 4 over 2 months. i just wanted 2c if she'll apologise. she gets mad when u point her faults to her.

d issue is: will she ever change? do people actually change? weve been together for over 16 months. don't u think if she was willing she would have changed by now? i'm seriously considering a break-up. i'm a young man n all that matters to me now is my future. seems she doesnt want to be part of it. although i love her but i need to be realistic. i mean how would my home be if i finally end up with her? the thought of it scares me.

i still feel sorry for her, considering the past but sometimes painful decisions must be made.
I NEED UR OPINION


NB: this may be d longest post uv read on Nairaland. if uv never been in love u may not undastand. i know how most of u insult people n so on but know that this is just a passionate expression of real feelings.
Will she ever change?? It depends on her age. . . . .
However, things are not looking too good at all.
Sit her down, have a serious chat with her and let her know where ur relationship would head if she continues her spiteful kizzack.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 11:12pm On Aug 20, 2008
folahann:
so Jackal what's your point, Arsenal has paid too much to buy your player OR Arsenal signs a useless Manure player
what?
Ma point is. . . . .Arsenal got a VERY GOOD PLAYER cheaply!!!!
If Wenger can keep him FIT throughout the season then he is a good snatch.
Mikael Silvestre is not useless. . . .If u don't believe me. . . . .ask Arsene Wenger what happened in April 2006 at OT.
RomanceRe: Is This Normal? by Hannibal: 11:02pm On Aug 20, 2008
SAM MILLA:
Today SHE is an angel.
Beeming with smiles and laughter.
Being what you expect of her.
Avoiding anything that could cause harm to her happiness.
Even joking over things just the way you want things to be.

Then the next day,
She is directly opposite of what she was the previous day.
Temperamental, even without cause
Moody, doesnt smile again,
And totally lost her sense of humour.

What could have been the cause ?
Kick her out like POLIO!!!!!
How does one cope with a moody woman EVERY OTHER DAY?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 10:55pm On Aug 20, 2008
vicade:
I agree with you sir and that means the over twent media houses quoting £750,000 are wrong and you are right?
Forget 20 media houses and their gibberish. . . . .They all SAID Ronaldo's cousin told em he would be at Real Madrid by 7th of July.
Where is Ronaldo today??

Well based on your KKK comments, i can't take you seriously but you might be right though to give you a benefit of a doubt and i think Sir Alex will definitely buy another left back
It cannot be too hard for Loyika to join KKK.
All he needs is a BLEACH, contact lens and what else?? grin cheesy

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