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masawa:
WHITE GIRLS LOVE BI RACIALGUYS LIKE BORIS KODJOE,SHEMAR MOORE NOT THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN,DON'T FOOL YOURSELF .SOMETIMES THEY MAKE SOME EXCEPTIONS IF THE GUY IS RICH, SOME RICH WHITE OLD WOMEN VISIT WEST INDIES ,KENYA ,GAMBIA TO FIND THEIR MANDIGOS NOT NIGERIA , EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT NIGERIANS HAVE SMALL DICKS AND THEY MAKE A CONFUSION BETWEEN THE SIZE OF THEIR HEAD AND THE SIZE OF THEIR DICKS , LOL SENEGALESE MEN ARE WELL ENDOWED AS WELL AS GHANAIANS, I HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH A NIGERIAN MAN AND SHE TOLD ME HE HAD THE SMALLEST DICK SHE'S EVER SEEN, NOW NIGERIANS ARE THE ONLY AFRICANS WHO BRAG OUT ABOUT THEIR DICKS MAYBE BECAUSE ,

You are talking via your ass with this drivel. . . . .

British girls and most African girls would date Nigerians 200 times before they try other Africans.
Is that not the reason why other African countries HATE Nigerian geezers like crazy?
Nigerian men are not well-endowed and yet your women chase Nigerian boys like flies swoop on shyte.
If u don't have anything meaningful to say, glue your lips up and save us this heap of applesauce.

debosky:
80 million Euros - well since you are talking about England so glibly, England upped its game, got finalists for the past 3 years and WON it with two English teams in the finals this time around, how's that for quality?

English clubs have reached the final of the UCL in the last 4 seasons

Liverpool(04/05)
Arsenal   (05/06)
Liverpool(06/07)
Chelsea/Man Utd(07/08).

@ Dayokanu,

At least, What United and Chelsea have spent have been money WELL SPENT.
What have Bayern Munich won in recent times in Europe?
Ordinary Zenit spanked y'all in the UEFA cup and the last time u won anything outside Germany was in 2001.

@ Debosky,

Touche. . . . . .

dayokanu:
Can you explain that point system?

Anyone should be ashamed of that list. AC Milan won in 07 and got 24 points while Chelsea that lost in the semis got 23 ponits I same with Liverpool.

AC Milan got 24 points for winning in 07 while Arsenal got 27 for being runner up a season earlier.

Milan got more points for losing in Istanbul than for winning the trophy in 2007.

Barca crashed out at the semis in 08 just like "pool How come pool have more points

Sevilla got more points for winning UEFA cup than AC Milan who won the UCL

It's official. . . . . .Dayokanu is a LOBOPOD!!!!

Jeez, many indices are considered before awarding those points.
Number of goals scored, conceded, points accrued in the group stages, scoreless draws, score draws and many more.
All of a sudden, a useless Dayokanu thinks he is smarter than UEFA. . . . . .
Dude, u need to thaw out the 2 brain cells left in ur cranium. . . . This show of STUPIDITY is embarrassing.
Where is Ibime who thinks u are the shiznit. . . .Anyways, both of y'all function on a single digit IQ so i aint surprised.

dayokanu:
Let me school you some footie.
The rule in the Bundesliga is different. ]
1 Foreign ownership are discouraged
2 Your club can't run on a debt. unLike most English clubs. Financial prudence run in the bundesliga.
Hardly do you hear Bundesliga side signing / overpricing an average player a la Rooney, Ferdinand, SWO, Bent, Carrick etc

German clubs have strict regulatory environment so they don't go about buying all Junit, Jackal and Folahan available

Read More here http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=540547&&cc=5901

Yet anutha waste of bandwidth. . . . .
Even before the reign of foreign ownership. . . . .Can Bayern stand where Man Utd sit??
We are talking about a club with 330 million followers and u are comparing it to a German club with less than a million registered members.
Bayern don't overprice players. . . . .They spent 80 million euros last season and still lost to Zenit in the UEFA cup.
How much do y'all need to redeem ur image in Europe. . . $1 billion(Get the Bleep o'utta here).

debosky:
let him keep arguing, like I said, DK is smarter than UEFA give him a medal!

He is pathetically stupid.

Looking at that ranking carefully, United is the only team in the TOP 10 with a single digit point(05/06) in the last 5 seasons.
That was the season Benfica knocked em out and Ferguson couldn't qualify from his group.
Yet, DK still wants us to compare that failure to Chelsea and AC Milan who have always qualified from their groups.
Is this boy serious?

Arsenal is better in the last 5 years because United failed to qualify from their group in a season Arsenal played in the final.
That season. . . . . . .United copped 8 points while Arsenal copped 27 points(a difference of 19 points according to UEFA coefficients).
The difference between Arsenal and Man Utd on that list is just 3 points so 05/06 season was when United lost ground to Arsenal.

http://europeancups.altervista.org/rankings/team%20ranking%202008.htm

The link above should help your nappy-head.

debosky:
Tell me why the best club in Germany so woefully failed to appear in the premier club tournament last season and an English side won?

sheer stupidity DK, you just keep swimming in it.

Don't even go too far.
Ask him the last time a German club featured in the UCL final.
Bundesliga and the Globacom league in Nigeria have the same standard.

dayokanu:
@jackal,
I think Stupidity is contagious on the Gaynners website.Seedings and UEFA ranking are now the basis. How come Chelsea is ahead of man Utd on that ranking or Sevilla is ahead of real Madrid.

Chelsea ahead of AC Milan Kindly explain. Per the ranking Man Utd should be the lowest from England below Arsenal Please explain. Or better still bring out the list Maybe I am looking at the wrong list.

Stupidity platelets flow in your blood stream.
Of course, Chelsea and Arsenal should be above Man Utd because of their performances(cumulative) in the past 5 seasons.
United failed to qualify from the group in 05/06 while Arsenal got to the final, United got knocked out in 2nd round TWICE in a row in 03/04 & 04/05.
Chelsea have been the most consistent in England always getting to the Q/finals so they deserve to be there.
Cheese n Rice. . . . . . I thunk u had some brain cells, never knew they are just 2 that need to be thawed.

U can't spin this shit . . . . . .
A competition is a competition, be it CLUB or National team.
Prinz is better than Rooney?? Where is Prinz's name in UEFA's team of the season.
I may need an electron microscope to find it there.

Where is Schweinsteiger, Mario Gomez or Podolski when ur team got raped by Zenit??
Phillip Lahm was taught soccer lessons he can never forget on the night.
Ya players are good in the National side(they are fond of playing weaker teams) but SHYTE with clubs.
How pathetic.

Name one german defender better than John Terry/Ferdinand or even Jamie Carragher.

@ Dayokanu,

You keep bringing old glory into this. . . .
The last time Bayern won the UCL was 2001. . . . .
Roman Abrahamovic didn't even know he would buy a London club then. . . . Saddam was still in power. . . .50 cent was still unknown.

Besides, when was the last time Bayern got seeded in Europe? Ya pathetic team is not even in the TOP 10 teams in Europe so put a cock in it.
Go and see the latest UEFA team ranking then get back to me when u are through.
All the BIG 4 clubs in England ARE better than Bayern Munich as of today. . . . .Forget history.

debosky:
Its like Liverpool coming up to say they've won 18 premiership titles. . . . . . only a nitwit like DK could come up with that.

You couldn't have put that better.
Is Bayern better than Chelsea or Arsenal??
Jeeez. . . . . Its like saying Aston Villa is better than Chelsea or Uruguay is better than France!!!
Someone should beg Dayo to dig his nappyhead out of his rectum.

@ Dayokanu,

All i am saying is. . . . .Same set of players won the European Cup for Bayern in that period. . . .Reminds me of Enyimba's dominance a while ago.
You cannot compare that to United's 68-99-2008.
Real Madrid also won it in 56, 57, 58, 59 and 60. . . . .Isn't that comical?? . . . How can one club win the same competition 5 times in a row?
Milan are the only worthy champions of Europe winning it in 63, 69, 89, 90, 94, 03 and 07(6 different generations).

dayokanu:
Germany had in their line up More Bayern players than any other club. Miro klose, Lahm and Poldi were in all the games with Schweini making an important contribution in the tourney.

Klose had 2 goals. Lahm had 1 Poldi had 3 and Schweini had 2 Germany scored 10 goals at the last Euros Bayern Players scored 8 Can you see you are not making sense? I told you I would guide you to diagnose you own stupidity.

Your stupidity keep expanding exponentially.
Who gives a rat's ass about the number of goals Bayern Players scored at Euro 2008?
Are u mentally corrupted or what is the nature of your mental ailment??

Why haven't these players transform their quality into Bayern Munich?
Ordinary Zenit St. Petersburg spanked your team mercilessly under the freckled nose of Shitzfeld.
Just because u won UCL 3 times in the 70s doesn't make u great. . . . . .Same set of players won it in that decade.
In other words, Bayern have only produced 2 generations of good players. . . . .74 class and 2001 class(Pathetic).
Is Uruguay better than France or Nottingham Forest better than Chelsea?
Bavarian rodent!!!

@ Dayokanu,

What happened when Bayern Munich missed on UEFA champions league?
What happened when Milan missed it last season?
U have an annoying way of exaggerating shyte. . . . .England missed on EURO 08. . . .Big deal??
Are u this spastic?

English clubs do well because of the foreigners. . . . . .What a laugh!!!
Vidic missed both games against Barcelona and Roma and Unite did not concede with Brown and Ferdinand marshalling the defence.
Foreign players indeed!!!
There is no German player better than Terry and Gerrard?? Never mind WAYNE ROONEY.

dayokanu:
Modern English classes

e.g Instead of saying Jackal is a Failure . You can say Jackal is a Wenger . Or Jackal is an Arsenal .

I hope you have learnt something today. Know your grammar

Look who is talking. . . . .
How is Bayern different from Arsenal??
The most pathetic team in the world. . . . .At least Arsenal made it to the Q-finals.
Did u even get to play in the competition??
We all expected u to dominate UEFA cup but Zenit raped y'all by putting 3 cocks in ur butthole without prophylactics.

Emperoh:
Le Chac
It has become very pertinent
not with moon wankers like these Gaynners marauding like
beast of burdens looking for who to upset his masculine 's' anatomy.
I doff my hat for Criz. . . .

Cristalz is the RED DEVIL of the MONTH.
Her verve, panache, style, wordplay and venom streaming is the best i have witnessed on this forum.
Cristalz and Black Mamba are synonymous.

dayokanu:
If English players are top draw, can you explain what happened on Wednesday against Czech? How milan Baros did that Thang on JT or why they were all hopeless. Why Wayne Rooney has 5 goals in 4 years?.

Why did they miss the Euro or why have they not won any major tourney for 40 years.

Bitch, shut up your halitosis infected mouth.

Is this the first time a country would play a score draw at HOME?
England missed Euro 2008. . . . . .big deal!!!! Man Utd missed K.O. stages of the Champions league in 05/06.
Guess what?? They won it in 07/08.
Milan didn't even qualify for it last season, does that make em crap??
Your stupidity keeps expanding exponentially.

idupaul:
na so u hail ronaldinho , shut up jo, why hype him that much, we know he is good but he aint no soccer god. uwhat has he even done in the tournament that obasi hasnt.

Was i talking to u, asswax? Who invited a doofus to this discussion of intellectuals.
Your IQ comes short of this discussion so go play with ur LEGO.
I just don't understand why some pillocks can't keep their snoutz off.
Flaming irritant.

DeepZone:
Hannibal is very bitter because instead of investing the little $10K he got from one British mugu, he decided to invest it on Funmi hoping for a cash back. Even his friend Eldee advised him to use the money and start one small shop near oshodi where he can be vending cigarette and coke and make a living but he never listened. I blew his cash in 2 weeks and blew him away after the last penny was spent. I later had to regret it tho because it was EXTREMELY difficult to lay him off. He was jumping out from the bush anytime I get to a cocktail party or date so much that I claimed that he's a paparazzi sometime. I know it's hard losing your penny on a booty you didnt get to touch but such is life. For every win, someone must lose.

What a story. . . . .
U forgot to tell the audience u were the one doing the spending by DEFAULT.
Ya account is now RED and this is why u are working 8 jobs to make ends meet
DeepZone is going to work while Hannibal is @ home sippin BUBBLY and counting down to the game at 5 am.
It's easy to know who got played. . . . . . .Next time, wear a padlock on ur nether region before anutha smart alec sets it on fire.

onyinye2:
As i said before. . . . to him the field is a math board. He figures things plays out of nothing. So of course Nigeria is up for a hard game. Do i think they can beat them. . . . well that is up for fate to decide.

I agree.

LASIEFAIRE:
Micheal Jordan of Kini, for wetin nah. That comparison my guy is unparalleled. Messi nah new bie.
I go forgive bearing in my you chose to exaggerate

I bet u haven't seen Messi play. . . . .
This dude is 21 and puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaze, it's an open secret he is arguably the best player in the world.
Only Cristiano Ronaldo stand neck and neck with the dimunitive player.

Emperoh:
He doesn't seem to be around.
I guess his fellow ars shaggers should be holding brief for him

Jeeez!!!!
United fans on NL now carry SCUD missiles like wallets.

Emperoh:
Le Chac
You haven't told them about the UEFA awards
I guess Otubayor's name was omitted.
Gaynners what happened?

Come On . . . . .
How many European goals did Adebayor score last season? Just 2 goals
Compare that to Ronaldo's 8 goals . .  Rooney(4) Torres(6) and Drogba(6) Tevez(4). . . Cesc even banged 6 as a midfielder.
Messi is a different kettle of fish. . . . .He makes it by MERIT and even scored 6 goalz despite his injury.
Blimey. . . . . . .Gerard Pique and Ade had the same tally of goals scored so how is he supposed to be on the list?

DeepZone:
That's what agbero people do. Give a name to what they cannot get to. What made you dream about my undies? You can't see it, I don't care whether you are Prince Williams. This booty is top notch and beyond your reach. Is it not time to visit your bathroom and jerk off?

What booty?
The same booty i used to slap hard without fear or fervour. . . . . U gotta be kidding me.
Are u denying ur panties are directly from Yaba Market??  The same panties pulled off the booties of em Rwanda's genocide victims??
U can fool NLers. . . . .U cannot fool me. . . .
I saw those tacky things and i wasn't impressed at all. . . . .Tell Celestine to change ur "undies" wardrobe.

onyinye2:
Oka i must admit. . . Messi sees the field like a math board. I have seen him get himself out of hard defense when it was literally impossible. Any ways. . . will you mind explaining how i man not far from this dude?

I mean. . . . . .Messi is the Michael Jordan of football.
He can do the impossible. . . . . . Tight situations? He is the master of it.
When he has the pitch spread ahead of him, he is even more dangerous.
Can use both feet efficiently so he is def'ly Argentina's livewire.

DeepZone:
shhoooo, why lie over a little thing? What made you think we were in a relationship? You had some free money and i helped you spend it. Did you even get a kiss?

This babe lies for a living.
Of course, i didn't get a kiss cos your halitosis is staggering.
Halitometers explode on every attempt to analyse ur bad breath.

DeepZone:
I dumped you from the day you said hello? water and oil do not mix. I belong to the upper class while you belong to ajegunle, what iin the world made you think we can be seen together? abeg, shut up before Celestine Babayaro, my boo jail your ass.

Upper Class with ur Yaba undies?? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
U werent even good in bed. . . . . .Screaming like a rhesus monkey does not make u a diva.
One of the reasons i kicked u out like POLIO.

onyinye2:
I'm not a drinker so don't worry. Any ways, i already know what is going to happen in the game. Every little contact Messi has, he will drop down on the ground so he can get a penalty kick. Or force a corner kick.

I disagree.

Messi is a brilliant player.
Just imagine a genius in ur classroom who also knows how to CHEAT during exams.
U are going to be entertained by some of his dribbling, quick feet, trickery and incredible balance and stealth.
Just imagine Michael Jordan of football and u are not far from this dimunitive dude.

tope2000:
Ha, make i get popcorn
film wan begin

Get Alize too.

Cristalz:
Mmmm hmmm.  .  . so the rumor is indeed true.  .  .  
Now we know your ''taste''. Care to share how you went about the dumping?

The dumping wasn't easy. DeepZone was a donkey stubborn female.
I told her in a clear n concise language. . . . . .GET OUT and she was playing the sympathy card.
Sobbed for days and went on a hunger strike. . . . .Eventually, i had to dial 9-uno-uno to haul her ass of ma crib.

Cristalz:
@H
Mikael score against United? Gaynners will be too busy defending massive attacks to wonder about Mikael scoring Still hard for me to call Silvestre a gunner. . .its sticking in my throat

I heard Wenger is begging Ferguson to ship Saha to the Emirates too.
Talking about transfers. . . . . . Roy Keane is making some smart deals.
Cisse has joined and David Healy too. . . . . . .Why can't United buy Djibril Cisse??

onyinye2:
Yeah i will probably go. . . . being this is my last free weekend. And besides it will be hilarious to see those spineless Argies fall for every little touch. They do the exact thing in basketball. One touch, they drop dead on the floor like a bunch of chopped trees.

Argies are hot favourites so u might need to buy a pack of Kleenex with ur alcopops.
Don't drink and drive o.
P.S. Beware of Leo Messi.

DeepZone:
We are done? just like that? and you think that will make the likes of Hannibal and Eldee stay off you. You must be joking, ba?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Not Again!!!!
Is this a way of getting back at me cos i dumped ur sorry ass.
Try harder. . . . . . . . .

onyinye2:
Well brotha you should have done your research because hosts on of the biggest populations of Nigerians in the States. So yeah i can imagine it felt like London. You are lucky you didn't go to the restaurant when it was Nigeria vs. USA. It was mad crazy. People were screaming and hollering. One dude bought drinks for everybody. And there were even white folks there cheering. . . . and eating. Now you see why i would never leave here. This is truly my paradise.

The place would be mad tonight then!!!!
I would take a trip there if i were you.

debosky:
@ Hannibal

The look on your face when you saw the deal had gone through for real must've been priceless.

I nearly broke the hotel TV when I saw the thing confirmed on Sky, my darn laptop was acting up so I didn't have access to nairaland. . . . .believe me I would've been foaming at the mouth way more than Loyiks was.

Now if Mikael scores on his debut against the SCUM, now that would be PRICIESTLESS

I was looking like Smeagol when he LOST the ring.

The shocking bit was seeing Silvestre donning red n white on Arsenal's website.
I was so astounded i kept flicking channels from SKYSPORTS to MUTV. . . . . .Was someone playing pranks??
Anyways, lets hope Silvestre give 100% to Arsenal.

Mikael scoring against Man Utd?? Rooney would break his metatarsal that would condemn him to anutha 35 months on the surgeon's table.

onyinye2:
Actually it is. Yes it is one of my favorite restaurants and yes i do go there to watch soccer. . . . sometimes. So you how did you like it in Houston? Can't believe you actually been to Finger Licking This is hilarious.

Houston was fabulous.
I must admit there are many Naija folks there so it's a lil bit like London.
Ma host took me to Finger Licking to watch a Premiership game and the number of Arsenal fans in Houston is SCARY.
It was like Lagos extension.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, i must admit there are nice chics there too.