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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 10:44pm On Aug 20, 2008
@ Vicade,

Silvestre earns 80k a week at Man Utd. . . . . .
He has a contract till 2009. . . . . .Arsenal have to buy that out to prise him away(thats 4 million pounds already).
Mikael was bought for 2 years. . . . You can do the math!!!!
Looking at it critically, he cannot cost less than 8 million. cheesy grin

@ Kay_pumpin

Arsenal-Man Utd rivalry is manager made. . . . . . . They are not traditional rivals.
Liverpool, Man City, Everton and Blackburn(to a degree) are United's traditional rivals.
Ferguson will never sell a player to Liverpool.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 10:29pm On Aug 20, 2008
vicade:
I am still laughing at you  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
At least you are not slamming the quality of silvestre like some naive united fans are.
Silvestre is premium quality IF u can keep him FIT.
It is a good buy and he won't complain for being on the bench like most people.
Besides, Silvestre can play in 2 positions. . . . .He can deputise for Gallas and play as a leftback so he is aiiight.

You see if clichy breaks his leg, we have Armand Traore an Silvestre as cover.
What happens when Evra gets Injured ? I think united have one silva guy who plays left back and John Oshea tongue
Fabio Silva is good but he is just 18. . . . . .Would Fergie introduce him in a Champions League tie against Real Madrid if Evra gets crocked?
He is better than his twin brother(Rafael). . . .I saw the two guys play for Brazil in the last under 17 and he outshone his twin bruvva.
Jeeeez. . . . . .Fergie is bleeding players and he hasn't added any senior player this summer.
What is going ON?

I am watching REDCAFE now on MUTV. . . . . .It was mentioned there by one of the presenters although not officially confirmed.
Keane was ready to go 6 million. . . . . .Man City went further than that day before yesterday so i expect Arsenal to have offered more.
It can't be less than 6 million pounds. . . . . I know that much.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 10:14pm On Aug 20, 2008
Cristalz:
Gosh,i can't stop laughing grin grin

So in the end Arsene had to come to OT to beg for a soccer teacher? Came to the Champions to appeal for someone to tutor his young 'uns. Aww,how sweet cheesy Guess he begged Fergie to lower the price so much that hez too embarrassed to let us all know just how much Fergie helped him out.

Poor clueless Wenger grin
U forgot to add he paid 8 million pounds(according to MUTV) to get Silvestre. wink
He was even given a 2-year-contract. . . . .The same Wenger who never gives more than a year contract for over 30s.
How trustworthy is this Le Prof when it comes to French players.
Is he insane??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 10:09pm On Aug 20, 2008
vicade:
@ Hannibal

I just can't help but laugh at you. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I guess now we all have to join the KKK grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Seriously, this is the dumbest transfer i have ever witnessed.
Ferguson needs Silvestre. . . . . .Who would deputise for Evra if he breaks metatarsal??
Mikael Silvestre is better than O'Shea in that position so i think Fergie is playing God with this transfer. . . .

On the other side of the coin. . . . . . Why would Wenger buy Silvestre at 31??
I thunk he champions the "youth policy" shiznit. . . . . Why sell Gilberto, Flamini and many others who clocked 30 and was hocked off?
There's no consistency in Wenger's philosophy. . . . .His solidarity with his kinsmen is disgusting. . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 10:04pm On Aug 20, 2008
Cristalz:
@A-40
Guess me,Hannibal,Emperoh,and the rest of us United fans that agree Ronaldo was not the most important player last season are all footie neophytes tongue Most prolific,yes.Most skilled,yes.Most important,no.Go sink in a swamp if it eats at you that you can't tell the difference.

Obviously only a Manchester United neonate like you would vomit this arrant crap. grin

And,Mr Footie expert,you still haven't explained how a United team missing Ronaldo thrashed your skinny butts 4 - 0 tongue
U forgot to add his pathetic team had Eduardo, Adebayor, Fabregas, Hleb, Flamini and Bendtner playing!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 4:14pm On Aug 20, 2008
HNIC:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Another vintage one from a Manure fan
We can prove it!!!
Reyes, Jeffers, Owusu-Abeyie, Pennant, Lupoli and many more. grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 3:52pm On Aug 20, 2008
@ Loyika,

Don't worry about Anderson!!
He is maturing fast and this is his season.
Arsenal is kicking off their season with no recognised defensive midfielder. . . .
Don't come back here and wail by May 2009.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 3:24pm On Aug 20, 2008
@ Loyika,

Ain't u LOSERS ashamed of y'allselves??

Mikael Silvestre is Wenger's target?? Ya gaffer must be sniffing "BROWN"
U have a better chance joining KKK than Silvestre moving to the Emirates.
Fergie n Wenger cannot do business. . . . . . .Put a cock in it.

Man Utd is actually Manchester United. . . . . . not MEN UNITED. . .
We aint ass-busters like ARSEnal or ARSEne.
Why do u think Wenger loves signing young kids?? He is a paedo!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Hannibal: 2:43pm On Aug 20, 2008
coded guy:
I could have sworn u meant SOLD.

Who would want to exchange sh@t with a team having ARSE engraved in both their names and managers'
That is tantamount to suicide. grin grin
Arsene Wenger is a Arrow.
Mikael Silvestre to Arsenal?? Unless he is giving us Bacary Sagna. cheesy grin
Ferguson will not do any business with Wenger unless Louis Saha is the commodity. grin cheesy
Wenger can go shag himself.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Hannibal: 2:33pm On Aug 20, 2008
This hasn't been the best of start to a season. . . . . .
United's midfield and attack is down to its bare bones.
Hargreaves, Carrick, Giggs, Ronaldo, Nani, Anderson, Park are all out
Ferguson is scheming to bring Anderson back this weekend to ease the injury plague. . . .
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 2:23am On Aug 20, 2008
@ StephenP,

I got to ur "role play" thread and just like i thunk. . . . . It centred around love and romance.
Isn't that boring?
How about some murder scenes or casualties of war. . . .something more thunkful and solemn??
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 2:06am On Aug 20, 2008
@ StephenP,

Rap?? Are u sure?? tongue
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 1:53am On Aug 20, 2008
StephenP:
Poems, stories and the sorts. I've been posting there myself so you can read some of my stuff.
I like poems but then its kinda boring when it's not in a battle mode.
So why not transform those poems into punchlines to rip someone's heart?? undecided
I don't really do poems. . . .I battle.
Anyways, i will check ur work. cool
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 1:44am On Aug 20, 2008
StephenP:
LOL!! If only. . . A man's gotta work. Oh yeah, I've also been chilling in the literature section, you should check that out.
Literature?? Never been there!!!
What have they got there?

stillwater:
That can be arranged.
Cheese n Rice!!! grin
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 1:38am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
I don't have any money. sad embarassed
Never mind. . . . . .we can work out an arrangement.
How about BUY NOW pay 2012?? cheesy grin

StephenP:
I was spending some time in the real world.
Chasing Mexicans and Colombians in Jamaica Queens??
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 1:25am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
how do people wrestle with tongues?
does it leave people breathless? sad embarassed
Ohhhhhh. . . . . . .too many questions.
Tell u what, i can teach u the practicals but i charge $50 per hr.
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 1:15am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
What are french kisses? Is it a kiss from france? sad embarassed
Tongue kissing, tonsil tennis, tongue wrestling, popping tongue, deep kissing.
Is it from France?? Probably. . . . .I dunno the history. grin cheesy
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 1:07am On Aug 20, 2008
The lip balm provide occlusive layer on the lip surface to protect em from harsh weather.
The effects provide moisture and lip comfort for u which is perfect for french kisses. wink cheesy cheesy
You should pay me for this professional advice. cool

StephenP:
ROFL@ obscenely ugly. Damnn! LOL!! Shit, I don't even know what to say. . . the mayor's got some big balls (no homo) to say something like that though.
Where the heck have u been?
I was about activating a search party to look for ur nappyhead. grin
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 1:01am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
No I don't but they are chapped sad
Don't despair, a lip balm should prep the lips for a mind-blowing french kiss. cheesy
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 12:57am On Aug 20, 2008
The marks are not allergic to pinkeye, are they??
Besides, no real man would kiss tractor marks. . . . .U are asking a lot(cancer of the lips is imminent) grin cheesy
Errrrrrrrm, u don't have marks on ur lips now, do u?
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 12:47am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
Real men don't find any difficulty kissing me cool
With a dark Gucci sunglasses, i shouldn't find it difficult too.
Anything to make me unaware of those marks would do. . Pinkeye should also be perfect.
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 12:40am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
I have and it's very glaring cool cheesy
Jeeeeez. . . . . . .It will be a nightmare planting a kiss on ur cheeks.
Avoiding those marks would be more difficult than avoiding land mines in Darfur. cheesy
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 12:36am On Aug 20, 2008
Defender of the wowo chics tongue . . . .U don't in any way have any tribal mark, do you??
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 12:30am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
What's wrong with tribal marks? cheesy Are we no more Africans? cheesy grin
Don't ask me. . . . . Ask the chic that covered it with 6 layers of powder. tongue
RomanceRe: A Clarion Call To Ugly Nigerian Women! by Hannibal: 12:22am On Aug 20, 2008
stillwater:
It's not as if you guys turn into Brad Pitt in the morning, so why the complain? undecided
Geezers don't change an awful lot.
What u see at night is what u would see in the morning. . . .No mascara, no powder, no eye pencil unless he is Jack Sparrow.
However, women are different species. . . . .
A guy told me how he woke up to see tribal marks on the face of the woman he brought home the previous night.
The marks were tractor-tracks(huge). . . .She concealed it with 6 layers of powder puff. Isn't that fraudulent?? grin
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by Hannibal: 9:42pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:
Remote and Ilesha has nothing in common. You must be delusional by calling Ilesha remote. What is in Abeokuta that is not in Ilesha? ewure, don't get on my nerves this evening,
Ilesha is a remote area. . . . . . With ur dusty roads and a weather-beaten Palace, is that what u call civilization??
There are more goats than human beings in any area u go in Ilesha.
Every landlady sells akara balls. grin cheesy smiley
The next national census would count the goats as people with the way things are going.


Is it not time to go to the bar and drink on credit?
Like ur King does?? Why was his palace razed??
Drinking on credit and his reluctance to pay after 13 mths. tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by Hannibal: 9:31pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:
When sinners yell, ain't surprised this sinner called Hannibal will always find an excuse to drink and fornicate. Your soul needs ressurection.
Lost lil woman. . . . .


Ilesha has been laid back from time immemorial in the area of crime. I mean, you can leave your car unlocked at the market square for 14 days and nobody will tamper with it. Common sense will fault your claim because there is no way Ilesha can have more criminals than a big city like lagos. The more a city is diverse, the higher the crime rate. ever wonder why the crime rate is higher in NY than any other place in the US? The crime rate in NY is even more than that in the whole Nigeria.
I have told u times without number u lack cognitive reasoning.
Read carefully and maybe u should check in at vision express. .
Hannibal said: "Ilesha has the highest number of criminals of any remote area in West Africa."
REMOTE is the key word or is Lagos a remote area??  How did u pass your O'Level exams?? U slept with ur teachers, innit??
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by Hannibal: 9:20pm On Aug 19, 2008
It's so sad the way some overzealous twats/Pharisees just turn the scriptures around to suit their selfish wet dreams.
Jesus turned water to "wine" and i am sure HE drank from it.
In HIS last supper, HE took bread and wine with JIS disciples. . . . Thats a clear indication that wine was taken then freely.
These days, hypocritical plonkers like DeepZone have turned everything to make others look like sinners. . . .What a calamity!!! cry cry


DeepZone:
Yes, so we can rehabilitate He goats like you.
Moi?? You gotta be shitting me.
Ilesha has the highest number of criminals of any remote area in West Africa.
Where should we start: armed robbers, livestock thieves, con men, fraudsters, village prostitutes, ritual killers, drug traffikers etc.
75% of the population have spent time in the Prison at one point or the other. . . .Ya king even raped his palace guards, innit? cheesy grin
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by Hannibal: 9:00pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:
LMBAO, it still dey pepper you, shayo!!!
I am not fazed by your rants. . . . .Just amazed at your imbecility. grin cheesy

God help anybody that will invite you to his wedding because he'll surely run out of tombo, hennessey and [s]star[/s] cheaper lager.
As long as i don't get drunk like the first settlers in Ilesha who vetoed University off and begged the Fed Govt for a Prison, i'd be fyne. wink cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by Hannibal: 8:53pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:
You don't know before? You don't know that drunkenness leads to sexual pervasion? Why do men in saloons behave erratically like a He goat?

Alcohol makes you Hot and it's advisable to stay off it if you are battling with the sin of fornication.
Stop displaying your stupidity on a public forum.
How can alcohol make one Hot. . . . .Are u from Philistine??
Accept your thread is stupid and move on to anutha stupid thread instead of making a mockery of Ilesha. tongue tongue
Christians can't serve food in the Church because DeepZone is gluttonic. . . . .She can down 14 wraps of Eba in one sitting thus taking her to Obesity.
This is hilarious. . . . .Christians shouldn't even appear on TVs because the device is a devil's box that shows nudity, drunkeness and tobacco company.
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Work At A Brewery? by Hannibal: 8:36pm On Aug 19, 2008
DeepZone:
No vacancy unless you can hook him up.
He is not hungry then.
When hunger ravages him to a pulp, he would do something to his life.

DeepZone:
The major reason why christians abhor alcohol is the absorption rate. The quantity that will make me drunk is different from the quantity that can get you drunk. So, why serve someone a bottle of 12OZ beer when you are not really sure he/she cannot get drunk from that? I mean, a person like Hannibal can drink one carton of beer and belch only once but you can't use him as a yardstick because if you try that on another, he may become drunk and hence commits sin besides, alcohol makes you Hot and may lead to fornication. A christian working in a brewery is no different from a christian running a beer parlour.
U are a classic pudden head if u think alcohol makes a man Hot.
Are u genetically foolish or ur idiocy is enviromentally triggered??
Absorption rate me ass. . . . . . . .Are u telling me human beings(adults) dunno their critical limit??
Let us know the result of ur psycho-evaluation test. . . . .U are due for one this week, innit??
Hannibal can drink one carton of beer. . . .Do i look like ur Ijesha ancestors who drank and lost their land to em other tribes??
SportsRe: We've Been Robbed Of Our Olympic Gold Medal by Hannibal: 8:28pm On Aug 19, 2008
Vieira:
1. A person born and raised in a country will always have some connection to that country.

2. A person who wants to excel in a sport will want to train with the best facilities and coaches around.

She has chosen the path that will lead her to gold, kudos to her.

When as a nation we are take athletes and other sports seriously and reward accordingly, you will see more athletes deciding to stick with nigeria and win gold for us.
PRICELESS!!!!

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