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stillwater:
Act priggish to what appears to be abnormal? Did you eat soldier ants today?
Time frame is absolutely significant. Haven't you heard there's time for everything? You don't go swimming in the oceans when there's a hurricane brewing. You wait till the waters are settled before you go into them unless you have a death wish. The same logic should be applied here. You don't say I want to marry you to strangers. You get to know the person first before popping the question.

I think appearance shows the manner, no??
U can always tell ur type when u see em. . . . .U see a gurl that knocks oxygen outta ur windpipe and u know she is THE ONE.
Haven't u heard about grooms giving toast on their wedding days talking about how they knew the bride was going to be their wives.
Love @ 1st sight. . . . .Go for it!!!!

It's very easy.
Get money, groom up and the babes would be running after u.
U dont have to say nuthing. . . .Put up the swagger, and u would have em in ur palms.
Good luck!

stillwater:
Huh!!!!!!! . You're beginning to sound like those Lagos boys under the bridge or those that sell spareparts in Alaba market.
Do tell, how many girls did it work on?

It has worked virtually on ALL the chics i have asked!!!!
Women like being told the TRUTH. . . . .I dunno why many of y'all women come to a forum and act priggish.
Okay. . . . U meet this dude, u become friends with him and he pops the question after 30 years.
The bottom line is: He has asked for ur hand in marriage. . . . .Does it matter if he asked u the very first day he met u?
Time frame is absolutely insignificant. . . . . the single most important factor is INTENT.
If i slap u in Dec 2008 or i slap u in May 2029, the bottom line is. . . . . I slapped u.

I cannot believe the level of naiveté on this thread.
Are people saying there are no rescue units in Nigeria because some cops collect 20 quid on motor-ways??
If these are the future leaders of Nigeria, then i cry for this nation.
Buncha simpletons.

stillwater:
Is that what you do? You meet someone for a few seconds and the next thing is to say I want to marry you? Is marriage beans? How rational is that?

Thats exactly what i do. . . . . . .I don't mince words, i go straight to the point.
It doesn't matter if it turns u off or on. . . . . . . Say the TRUTH and it shall set u free.
The amazing thing is it works like Gandalf's staff. MAGIC!!!!

stillwater:
What!!!!!! You say honesty It just screams plain insanity to say that to me while I'm walking on the streets of Lagos. My instincts automatically triggers me to flee from such a man. Very, very creepy I say.

Instincts?? Whether he tells u that on the streets of Lagos or somewhere else. . . .Men have the same intention.
How about cutting the chase and spew his mind already??

It would be of concern to us if we are interested in you as a person and not your money.

Of course, money and being polished are key factors.
U won't be interested in a smelly, unkempt vagrant, would u??

stillwater:
Very, very creepy and scary!!!

Whatz scary about "I want to marry u". . . . .The dude is being honest and yet y'all slate guys with these lines.
If i were a gurl, i would take such men seriously than the brood of vipers that come through the back door.
Besides, do pick up lines really matter when a guy is extremely solid??

Fiancee and ma sweet mother?? No comparison.
Ma MUM comes first.
Let Fiancee put her mum first too, me don't care!!!!

Cristalz:
Add to that an expert at scoring with both hands

What about looking like a complete idiot when he squanders good chances??
Letz face it. . . . . . Adebayor and a tse-tse fly have the same brain capacity.

debosky:
I have one thing to say. . . . Rooney is a specialist in missing from 4 yards.

Ade is a specialist in missing from 2 yards, getting caught in offside positions and moronic dances.
Hell, Adebayor is a classic definition of a lummox.

@ A-40,

Man Utd blocked Ronaldo's move to Madrid because Fergie wanted to show who the BOSS is??
If he had allowed the move. . . .Madrid won't hesitate to come back next season for Anderson or Nani if they score 30 goals.
United is not Arsenal(selling club) who would prostitute themselves for a meagre sum of money. . . . .
Last time i checked, United have more money than all the clubs in Madrid put together.

If Madrid had made a move for Flecther, Fergie woulda acted the same way so it has nuthing to do with Ronaldo.
Sunderland wanted Saha but SAF said no. . . . .does that mean Saha was his most important player too??
Arsenal fans are what they are. . . . . Pillocks.
Who are y'all selling next?? Almunia??

@ A-40,

Show me where Ferguson said Ronaldo is his most important player!!!
Man Utd win titles with collective efforts, nuthing to do with one player.
Evra, VDS, Vidic, Rio, Anderson are all important to United. . . . . We are not Arsenal!!!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2669247#msg2669247 date=1219000117]@presido
Some animals are more equal than others.If you agree Ronaldo was your most important player last season then there would be little or no need for us to argue[/quote]The most important player was RIO FERDINAND.
He was the most reliable player even when others were unavailable due to one injury/suspension or the other.

Cristalz:
@H
Waz telling lalaboi about Possebon's skill and potential and the dude was trying to argue with me.Give him a few more games and he'd be playing like a semi-pro.

Lalaboi is in la la land(His 2nd name is Joseph-da dreamer). . . .
Possebon is too good. . . . . . .The only thing those players need is muscles and beefing up.
I was very impressed with Campbell today. . . . .He showed plenty striker's instincts and he was very unlucky not to have scored today.

@ Vicade,

Chelsea would go to other grounds and lose games.
If u expect Chelsea to bamboozle and win all their 38 games then u need to see a SHRINK.
United thumped Fulham(opening day) 5-1 in 06/07 and lost to West Ham home n away.

@ Chamotex,

Possebon and Rafael. . . . . They have always been superb players.
There's still Fabio, Welbeck and Fabien Brandy. United have the best young kids in the UK.
Possebon even played better than Scholes. . . .He held the ball well and was supplying passes. Anderson has a new rival.
Rafael nearly won us a pen in the end but he was fouled just outside the box.
We are good to GO.

@ Nateevs,

You have mentioned over 12 IFS in one comment. . . . .Going into the 4th game last season, we were 5 points below Chelsea. Who won the title??
Blimey, u might as well say IF Chelsea win the remaining 37 games and win the league.
Should Fergie hand the title to Luiz Scolari tonight so we can start again??
Chelsea were like 10 points below Arsenal last december and u still finished above em come May.
It's too early to have pre-ejaculations, they have a way of coming back to bite your ass.

chamotex:
I'm not really worried about todays game. . . . . . . to be honest i wasnt really expecting a lot considering the situation but i still expected us to win.

Flash back - OPENING DAY OF LAST SEASON, drew at home with Reading, drew with Pompey and lost to Man City but we still won it

its only the first game for God's sake, u can't tell anything by that

You should expect these heresies. . . . . We deal with this everytime the season kicks off.
These little teams win their first few games and premature ejaculation starts.
By the time they get to the business end of the season, their cocks go limp and not even VIAGRA can save em.

@ A-40,

What we are trying to say is it was a collective effort. . . . . .Ronaldo alone cannot take all the credits.
Who had a bigger impact on our achievements. . . . That would be Rio/Vidic/Evra.
Goals win matches, defence win championships.   Who missed his penalty in Moscow??
That was Ronaldo's impact last season. . . .
We coulda easily missed on the UCL title when he decided to showboat. However, Nani/Giggs/Ando/VDS came to his rescue.

@ A-40,

What about Apache's intervention against Spurs, Liverpool, Blackburn, Lyon(away) and Roma(UCL Q/final at OT).
Ronaldo was on the pitch, where was his one-man show before Tevez intervened??
Remove Apache's input last season and we woulda finished 6th on the table.

nateevs:
@Jackal
SO you guys drew umh? Wow I told you start with that "that's how we did it last season" thing and we'l be so far away from you, you'l think we started the league last season.

We have heard that before. . . . . So u think Chelsea would win all their remaining games?? Are u a dreamer??
Points would be dropped, Chelsea would lose many games, every team will lose the odd game or two so stop having foot-gasm.

ManU did not win the league last season because of Ronaldo, they did because Chelsea had problems. . all problems solved this season and a revamped side with a determination to fight on all fornts, every point will be very crucial to y'all.

We won the league because Chelsea had problems??
In 06/07 season under Jose Mourinho, did u have problems too??
Oh yes. . . . .That was the season Gallas left(huge problems for Chelsea)

If we win our next games again Wigan and Tottenham, you will have to beat us to stay in the league. Cos you'l probaly be 9 pts away.

You have mentioned the single most important factor. . . ."IF"
However, if u draw your next game and United win. . . .We are back to square one.
That is how insignificant the opening game can be.

@ Folahann,

He has defended everything.
In 07/08, many Gaynner twats came here to say Ronaldo is finished, that he wouldn't replicate the 06/07 season.
Fergie was asked in his press conference if Ronaldo could score 25 goals last season, he laughed and told em Ronaldo has improved.
By May 2008, he bagged 42 goals. . . . .  .He has proven himself already.
If u can do it back to back like he's done. . . . There's nothing else to prove. He is not a one season wonder like Drogba.
Torres/Fabregas and Adebayor should prove themselves this term.

@ A-40,

In ur eyes, Ronaldo plays in the defence, isn't it??
Ronaldo also saved Anelka's penalty to give us the victory in Moscow??
Matter of fact, Vidic and Rio and Evra are crappy defenders. . . . .Only Ronaldo's goals sailed us through.
Dude, pass the blunt to the left hand side.

folahann:
Even that Ronaldo needs to prove himself this season

Ronaldo to prove himself again?? As what??
He has won back to back PFA awards, golden boot, UCL's golden boot, European golden shoe.
If u ask me, Ronaldo has confirmed his world class status. . . . . He has won every fucking title and award in this country.
Fabregas/Adebayor should prove emselves. . . . Leave Ronaldo out of it.
Theirry Henry in all his years at Arsenal cannot match Ronaldo's achievements in the last 2 seasons. . . .go FIGURE.

@ Cristalz,

Many of these guys watch the game with their 2 hairy nostrils.

United's best away league game last season(against Aston Villa) was without Ronaldo.
It was mainly Giggs, Tevez, Nani and Rooney. . . . .We spanked em 4-1 before Ronaldo came in the last 5 mins.
If we had Nani today, we woulda seen a more direct United attack. . . . Rooney cannot do it alone but the season's just started.

vicade:
How can you say Rooney is the key not Ronaldo Rooney has never ever ever in his entire career scored 20 league goals for any club.I am an Arsenal fan and i have to say Ronaldo is the best player in the world now. Rooney barely makes the Top 10.

It is not about the goals scored. . . .  .It's how effective he is. How many goals has Kanu scored for Nigeria? How effective is he??
I would rather we miss Ronaldo than miss WAZZA.
Man Utd is not only about Ronaldo. . . . When Nani, Tevez, Anderson and Hargo are missing in a game. . . .It's always going to be tough.
If we had Nani n Tevez today, we woulda won. . . .Forget Ronaldo.

@ Doyin13,

How did y'all take 4 cocks in ur asses with no condoms??

@ oYaTo,

Relax. . . . . . .there shall be no panic buy at OT.
Drawing the first game is not good enough but it aint catastrophic.
This is Man Utd(we are no bottlerz).

folahann:

United is dead

Dead?? I don't think so.
Even if we drop points in all those games, teams like Arsenal would donate points to us to compensate losses.
Before we play Liverpool, United woulda won the UEFA supercup by then in Monaco.
Taking Champions swagger into Anfield is all we need. . . . . We took that to Moscow and blew Chelski apart.
Bring it ON.

@ Vicade,

Check the stats very well. . . . .
Last season, Ronaldo completed the game against Reading and nearly completed the 2nd game against Pompey before his red card.
Rooney was the injured player who broke his metatarsal in the 1st half against Reading.

We smacked Arsenal 4-0 without Ronaldo last season.
Rooney is the key for Man Utd not Ronaldo.
Wazza was not on the pitch in ALL the league games we lost.
Go figure. . . . . . . Ronaldo is expendable.

@ Vichel,

We don't need Ronaldo to win all those games.
Just gimme TEVEZ and we shall beat Pompey, Liverpool and nick points off Chelsea.