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Orikinla:
A woman gives birth to us through her vagina and from the vagina straight to her breasts to breastfeed him and every day by day, he is wrapped in her arms and sucking her breasts for months. So he is fixated on a woman.
The fixation does not end even when he becomes an adult. He is fixated on the heart, soul and spirit of a woman.
This fixation triggers his sensation at the sight of every woman.

This theory of yours has got holes large enough to fit the head of a full-grown anaconda.

Women also popped out of the vagina and sucked breasts till they become grown.
Does that make em fixated on boobs??
Are u saying all women get kinky when they see other boobs??
Ma guy, pass the blunt u are smoking to the right hand side.

onyinye2:
Correction 5% of all have self control the rest are lost causes. Don't front hannibal, you know good and well you couldn't last that long with out a woman and you know it.

When u say last long without a woman. . . . . .What does it entail?
What about prisoners who are locked down 25-30 years without seeing daylight??
Guantanamo bay?? anyone?? Are they with women over there??

dadahgirl:
men cannot live without women just as much as women can't live without men. Women do tend to last longer than men without the other gender.

Is that with the aid of a Love Machine?

onyinye2:
You are lying through your teeth. I give you a week without a woman.

A week without a woman?? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeaze.
95% of us have got self-control.
Whats in a woman that is so vital? Sex is not food, people.

stillwater:
Can you do without a woman?

Cheese n Rice!!!
Of course, i can do without a woman. . . .
With a PS3 console and footie on TV, can do. . . . .will do.

Why Men Cannot Do Without Women?

Who says men cannot do without women??
There are gays and monks. . . . have u taken em into consideration?

@ Doyin13,

Complete strikers are hard to find. . . . .I think thatz what makes Luiz Ronaldo the best in the world.
He could do everything in his prime. . . . .Speed, Pace, Positioning, Aerial Prowess, Goal Sense, Dead Ball specialist.
The list is endless.

Take Ronaldo/Messi for instance. . . . .

Ronaldo is tall. . . . .  .He uses that to his advantage via aerial balls, long legs for his pace with 2 quick feet.
He can hit em with any of those legs. . . . . .One of the few 2 footed players in the game.
The negatives are. . . .He falls down easily. . . .high centre of gravity means low stability.

Messi on the other hand is short(which gives an incredible balance because of low centre of gravity).
You cannot bully him off the ball easily, he can dribble with ease with one of the best cruise controls u can ever see of any player.
His negatives. . . . .His aerial prowess is non-existent. . . . with his short stocky legs, he cannot hit the ball as hard as Ronnie.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2637326#msg2637326 date=1218393416]@Hannibal
Barca would be pulling off an even bigger scam if they managed to sell Henry to yall[/quote]I will personally go to OT and put a dot on SAF's forehead.
Neville, Scholes, Giggs, Saha and Van Der Sar. . . .How many pensioners do we have already?

@doyin
Utd's case last season was an exception to a rule you can only go so far without strikers! they make the game go round imagine American football without quarterbacks?

Fergie was very lucky. . . . .In Moscow, it was obvious we needed a point man!!!
Going through an entire season without an out n out striker was a huge RISK. . . .He must not try that again this term.
The spine of the team is so good we don't need a good striker. . . All we need is a good scorer lazy or not.

@ Doyin13,

Imagine Arsenal without Adebayor last season? Tunisia 94 team without a YEKINI.
Brazil 2002 team without Luiz Ronaldo, Arsenal 03/04 without Thierry Henry.
You must be taking the piss thinking a team can play 4-6-0 and flourish.

They might win some games out of luck but against quality defences. . . . . .They would be clueless.
If y'all don't believe me. . . . .ask the Sevilla team that met Arsenal last night.
Gimme Paolo Rossi, Schillachi, Ruud, Inzaghi, Huntelaar, Butragueno, Etoo, Larsson anytime t and i am over the moon,
Let the Apaches, Wazzas, Robbens, Messis do all the running.

@ Eldee,

No chance. . . . . .Ferguson will not squander 20 million pounds on a pensioner like Henry.
The media have started with their useless postulations again. . . .Fergie is buying a young striker.
Expect David Silva, Huntelaar or Adebayor(if he's really 24).

@ A-40,

Justin Hoyte should be loaned to Asec Mimosa.

@ HNIC,

We shall see when the league starts. . . . . .
On the evidence on what i saw this afternoon, United is ready to retain their title.
By the time United's HOLY TRINITY assemble, 3 points would be like sand in the Sahara Desert.

doyin13:
Why this infatuation with strikers. . . .I don't get it.

Strikers finish off those mind-blowing moves midfielders put over the bar.

United had by Hannibal's reckoning the best striker United had ever seen,
yet they were bereft of any glory for significant parts of his stay.
Without him, they win the C-League his first season away.
That one no tell una something.

The midfield was poor then and it lacked depth.
OShea, Fletcher, Djemba Djemba and Liam Miller.

Strikers are overpaid, conceited, disingenuous creations. The most overrated position in
all sports.

Luiz Ronaldo, Romario, Batistuta and Torres would all slap ur face for this thoughtless statement.
The impact of the slap will be so horrendous u would be on the floor shaking like the tectonic plates that caused Tsunami.

We are looking into that, homeboy!!
Fergie is signing a striker this new week. . . . . .He's said he has got 4 options.
Huntelaar, Silva, Berbatov and Santa Cruz. . . . .Thierry Henry might gate-crash too.

Rooney will start against Pompey!

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2637171#msg2637171 date=1218391252]@Hannibal
Who dey celebrate Amsterdam cup? And you forgot 3 out of those 4 penalties where won on shootouts sheer luck if you ask me

From the game at Abuja it was obvious Crouchie was a poor buy at almost 11 milla[/quote]I heard some Naija fans bought live cows last night. . . . .drinking away like they won the Champions league.
Whether they were won via shoot outs or not. . . . .It's part of the game.
If we took penalty shootout victories off, the last time Arsenal won any trophy was May 2004.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=16992.msg2637125#msg2637125 date=1218390748]@Hannibal
Error i think you made a tincy wincy mistake there Ramos had left Sevilla when we played them at the Sanchez Pizjuan Jimenez was coach[/quote]Oops. . . . .My bad!!!
However, the 5-1 massacre won't be forgotten in a while.

eldee:
He's brought his own team now, let's see what he'll do
They, like Man City still have that UEFA Cup mentality it takes years to shake off

They'll still lose to the Wigans, they'll definitely not beat us on Emirates
They'll still take a full team to the Carling Cup, that's the difference

The key here is keeping Berbatov happy at White Hart Lane.
I wish Ferguson buys Huntelaar this week. . . . . .That would rule out Berbatov and he will settle down.
Juande Ramos whupped a strong Chelsea team in the Carling Cup final. . . . Lets give it to him, he is a genius.

@ HNIC,

I thunk i saw Sagna, Gallas, Eduardo, Hleb, Adebayor and Gilberto Silva on the night.
Stop clutching at straws. . . . .Y'all were outclassed by a very brilliant Tottenham side.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2637082#msg2637082 date=1218390328]@doyin
I really think Liverpool scammed yall all in all Dirty Harry got his formations mixed up today why play Diop on the right wing?Hreidarsson didnt do too badly i think the man you should be dissing is Glen Johnson but your worst player today has got to be Kranjcar he was simply piss-poor[/quote]Benitez knew Crouch was a damaged product when he pawned him. . . . . .
Vidic didn't give him a single breathing space . . . . .The big Serb was nicking the ball off him like taking candy from a baby.
I hope they remain this pathetic when we meet em @ Fratton Park in a fortnight.

@ Doyin13,

U feenin ma vibe already??
This is just a tip of the iceberg for y'all onanistic leprechauns.
How many trophys have United won in the last 12 months now? 4 Trophys. . . . .i refuse to count the Vodacom cup we won in South Africa.
I won't stoop low like the Gaynners who think Amsterdam cup is a trophy to celebrate.

HNIC:
Who and who has made the Spuds better?
and what makes Ramos a better tactician?
Just asking for enlightenment sake because I heard more same time last year
The only joy about this year is that no one has predicted a mid-table finish for us

They have brought in quality players. . . . .Better than the muppets Wenger bought.
Besides, Ramos didn't start the season with SPURS last season. . . .It was Martin Jol.
Furthermore, didn't he whup Wenger's behind in Sevilla and WHL(Carling Cup) last season?
Ramos is master tactician. . . . . .If he can keep Berbatov, Spurs would finish above Arsenal.

@ Doyin13,

Go eat a DICK!!!

@ Doyin13,

Pompey is a selling club. . . . .Give credits to Harry taking ur team to Wembley on a very tight budget.
Your wage bill compared to your revenue is critical. . . . . If care is not taken, ur club would liquidate.
When big clubs for your budding talents, Harry has no option but to sell.
Whats the capacity of your stadium? Less than 20,000!!!!

doyin13:
So 32 million pounds is the new rate for hustlers posing as footballers.

Apache is better than all your strikers put together. . . .He proved that in Nigeria and in Wembley.
We got him for just 10 milla pounds. . . . .You can't read n write?

My arabic is poor, but I can bet that inscription on your forehead means
either of MUGU, MUMU, SULE or PORORO

Nah. . . . . .You are the SUEGBE here.

Hell, Your masculinity is questionable. . . .You probably a homosexual.
Just the thought of havin a woman lay next to you probably threatens you.
You probably look at grapes and see testicles. . . . .
This poof fantasizes about vegetables like cucumbers and bananas havin sex with you & you probably let gerbles crawl up your rectum too!

doyin13:
The only way for Arsenal is down the next few seasons.

The tides are turning, and the crown in North London
is about to be conceded to Spurs.

The Spurs team is better and the manager is also a better tactician.

This is the most sensible piece u have hurled this year.

@ Doyin13,

Yet anutha heap of applesauce from a spiteful Pompey fan. . . . .

Don't let this loss hurt u. . . .You are so gassed, if a bitch suck your cock, you'd prolly CUM helium.
Carlos Tevez plays with grit, verve, panache and he's a hustler. . . . .Apart from Rooney in the EPL, no one else chases lost cause than Apache.
His records speak for itself. . . .as dimunitive as he is, he made Campbell and Distin look like Gabros FC players.

Pompey weren't at the races so what were y'all doing in flippin' Wenbley?
I thunk y'all homosexualz were IN it to WIN not to grace the fucking occasion like mutts.
Keep hating. . . . Save us your drivel, below average intelligence and poor penmanship. . .
Hell, your breath stink. . . . . . . . . .Take 5 bucks and purchase a pack of peppermint.

doyin13:
You need to stop talking out of your yansh. . . .

I will be very disappointed if any United supporter celebrates this farce.
Pompey gave you the match. . . .we like to win in regular time

I am even more disappointed in Redknapphe is a fucking xenophobic bastard
cause he wants Englishmen to get all the goal glories. . . .Kanu would have held
the ball up a lot better.

Bitch shut ur fucking mouth!!!!! Stand up for the champions.

Your team was given a moral lesson in football. . . . . .Pompey was always struggling throughout the 90 mins.
Defoe only touched the ball 14 times. . . . . . . Crouch was nowhere to be found and Pompey was reduced to leprechauns.
Y'all are lucky that none of me boyz was playing this afternoon. . . . . . . .Saha woulda buried 6 goals as wacky as he is.

Anyways, we have started where we left off last season.
Now its time to defend the 2 major titles we won last season plus UEFA supercup coming up later in the month.
Do u still think Tevez is a flash in the pan?? He made ur defence look like a sunday pub team.

ANUTHA TROPHY??

No way. . . . . . . . Same old story.
And our rivals in North London is yet to lift any trophy in the last 3 years.

Tottenham would upstage Arsenal this season.
Ramos has bought well and he is ready to crack the BIG 4.


Fletcher shoulda finished this game in both halves.
Referee shoulda awarded a clear pen when Tevez's leg was seized in the box.
Its been fuckery!

@ Dyabman,

I think u need to shut your trap. . . .if u don't have anything intelligent to say, tape it shut, u mongrel.
A mentally-derailed gorilla like u with a single digit IQ needs to see a shrink.
Why don't u just take your own life and save us the misery of your stupidity. . . The world would be a better place without u.
Imagine your best friend fucking your missus everynight while u are throwing tantrums in the pits of HELL . . . .Thats what u deserve.

Chelsea can pay reh reh reh and they have been posting losses since the Roman revolution.
I am not sure u know what you are talking about. . . . . . . You cannot differentiate RA's money and Chelsea FC.
Adult education classes might help your herbalist looking face.
Flaming human-mutt!

Nani is a bitch. . . . Look at the way he measured Campbell's height . . . .
He got too cocky and wanted David James' head as well. . . . .We have done enough to get a goal.
Come on geezers, get a GOAL!!!

Half-Time. . . . . . .Fletcher's wages should be reduced!!!

Look at the chance Fletcher missed. . . . . Gaping net and he fumbled it.
What is going on for Bleep's sake??

I thunk Carrick was gonna start.
What is OShea doing in the midfield. . . . . . .Nani is lively though, i believe he can be better than Ronaldo.
Tevez has been busy but Gazza looks rusty.

Come on United. . . . .spoil me this evening and score a goal.

None!!!

doyin13:
All you naysayers dissing us Brits, we shall shock all of you.

Someone here actually intoned we have no culture. . . . . .the cheek

the Scots have no culture, the Welsh have no culture, Gaelic, Manx, Cornish, Yorkshire/ / /
My goodness.

You all should realise, Australians and Americans are basically an extension of the British Diaspora.

And if they can hold an opening ceremony, you can bet your Scottish Kilt we will put on a hell of a show.

Don't mind the HATERS. . . . .
They will come back here and eat back their technicolor yawn.
We got everything. . . . .the money, the human resources and the weather.
God Bless The Queen.

A pillow or a sack will only work in the bedroom . . . . . . . . . It won't work in a social event.
Interchange Beyonce's head with Azeezat . . . . . . .and Azeezat will be the most beautiful female artiste in Nigeria.
That is the power of the FACE.

Obviously, the FACE!!!

doyin13:
Swimmers ke. . . .

Acquatic resources do not usually equate to swimming prowess.

Take the Carribean nations for example or numerous states with significant
freshwater resources.

Or a bigger country like India. Come to think of it, Indians are bloody
useless in all sports bar cricket. Imagine a country of 1 billion having
only 50 athletes at the Olympics. Bloody Nerds.

I know aquatic resources do not usually equate to swimming prowess BUT it should be.
Most of these kids were born by the riverside. . . . . . .They learn to fish as early as 4-5 years of age. . . . They do swim too.
If the government can fashion out a way of tapping em at that early age then there might be a breakthrough.

Razorr will always take shots at Arsenal. . . . . She can be annoyingly biased!!!

@ Doyin13,

I think it's just sad that a whole Nigeria with 150 million population cannot unearth world class swimmers.
There are many rivers in that country and it's so fuzzy if the problem is lack of talents or the government is not doing enough.
The last time i was at Lekki beach, i thunk i saw some freestyle swimmers battling the Atlantic Ocean or those skills don't count??

@ Doyin13,

If u diss Razorr again, i'd stove your head in.
Cheese n Rice, u are not getting her cellnumber again.
Bite me!!!

Razorr is talking about catch em young in swimming??
Where exactly, Niger-Delta or Ilaje??

Razorr is back. . . . . .With a Chinese dude beside her.