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ritchboy:
@jackal
ronaldo has/had no "aerial prowess" and is/was definitely no dead ball specialist.
tevez scored a header against chelsea = he has "aerial prowess"?
i remember rooney scoring a freekick a couple seasons ago meaning he is a dead ball specialist?

How much do u know about Ronaldo??
Go n dig the crates and watch his days at PSV??
Most of y'all rats knew about Ronaldo when he moved to Real Madrid.

P.S. If Rooney is given the responsibility of taking free-kicks, he may be better than Juninho. How many did Juninho score last season??

onyinye2:
I usually keep a guy in the friend zone for like 2 months before i make up my mind.

2 months in the "cooling period"??
No wonder u act weird on NL.

stillwater:
Size 20 to be exact, thank you
None of the above. It can be done by calling in some able bodied thugs.

Able bodied female thugs like all the female murderers on this thread??
Why are u this wicked??

eldee:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do, 01442170075570

It's funny the way they tag on to the women like dovetail suits
In Will Smith's words ' the dumbest smart people ever'

You make her know you like her and she thinks it's more fun talking bout your cheating boyfriend
Like dude, do you freakin' know your role?
It's most def not to be in the friend zone

Women: Do you intentionally keep guys in this 'see but don't taste' zones

Guys: Do you think it makes sense to hang on after you've told her how you feel?
What do you think can hold you down in this is-coming position?

Brilliant topic. . . . . .

Men like this are known as bodyguards in my postcode.
They are just there like figure heads but they rarely get to taste the pudding.
These men know about the the chic's affairs(ex-boy/fs, her period, her ovulation and the number of her panties).
Pathetic poofs. . . . . .

Moral of the story: If she ain't playing ball, a man should MOVE ON.

onyinye2:
Oh when a guy has a big ego about himself, he is just being a "man". But when a women shows a little pride, she is a feminist. Go and marry you a black version of Paris Hilton because i would egokill you.

I can spot a murderer 1000 miles away.
Cannot be with a serial killer like u too. . . .Feening is perfectly mutual.

stillwater:
You must be more skinny and hungry looking than I thought. I bet your collar bones can hold two bags of purewater.

Nah. . . . .Far from it.
I thunk u were size 18.  Thanx for clearing the air.
Anyways, how do u intend to crush ma bones then?? Bare hands or mammary glands??

stillwater:
Not after I crush your bones.

Crush ma bones??
Don't worry. . . . .I won't be letting u stay on TOP.
I agree there are 6 million ways to die but i have never been a fan of erotic asphyxiation

onyinye2:
Just hope you marry a doh doh head as a wife. Because i would just give you a cup of SANDMAN'S ALE as a drink. You would never see it coming.

I am marrying me a feminist!!!

stillwater:
And you should be burnt like Joan of Arc.

Copycat!!!

Can't imagine a chic like u getting even with me. . . . I would solder ur thighs with LEAD.

onyinye2:
I would be careful on how you treat women if I were you Hannibal.
You might just find that one chic who aint going to take all this fake macho crap you be spittin as a joke and do something punishable.

I am ready for the challenge.

onyinye2:
Who said anything about murder? You obviously don't know what SYRUP OF OBLIVION is. Just hope you never find out.

So u haven't seen your comrades talking about Sarin, Ammonia and Rat Poison??
And if u are talking of oblivion then u are joking. . . . . .I don't let me guard down.

stillwater:
*yawns*

U should be spanked on the butt with the same whip the Romans used in "The Passion Of Christ".

syren:
OMG! I really can't imagine the woman you'll end up with Hannibal, just can't fathom it. If you don't think they are yours then leave them be, I'm sure you'll have back up ones somewhere else with all those mistresses

Leave em be and continue to father bastards??
Errrrrrrrrrrm, i ma pass!!!

Sisikill:
Okay, now I'm confused. . . are you saying you won't be a man?

I am saying i will eat my CAKE and still HAVE IT.

syren:
But what if she's been faithful? that would be terrible I couldn't even imagine it. Anyway just goes to show that it can be done. He was oblivious to it his whole life.

Even if she's got the faith of Sarah, ma kids are going under the machine.
If she's got nuthing to hide, she won't object.

onyinye2:
Hannibal, hope and pray that you don't marry a woman who would give you SYRUP OF OBLIVION as cough syrup when you are sick.

I don't need to hope and pray. . . . . .Ma missus won't be a murderer like most of y'all.

stillwater:
You mean that thing that disgraces itself at the flash of boobs? What's to like in that?

Men cannot disobey the simple laws of nature.
I'd rather it disgraces itself than remain limp when nature expects it to prove it's aggression.

syren:
So your going to have all your children tested! WOW   If my husband mentioned that to me that would be the biggest insult.

MKO Abiola forgot to screen his kids. . . . .After his death, 60 of his 150 kids were bastards.
Food for thunk. . . . . . .I would not let any woman fool me to take care of the seeds of her numerous sexcapades.
Not this life or the next. . . . .If she feels insulted, finding the exit shouldn't be a difficult task.

syren:
We'll see   Let's just hope you havn't already put them through uni before it's too late.

I am not married yet. . . .far from it.
No bastard shall slip under me radar so the woman should use her oestrogen-induced tact judiciously to beat SCIENCE.

Queenisha:
If a man cheats ,the woman kwa should find a young 19 year old bobo and cheat so that when it is judged,  everyone will be speaking the same language.

_{Just a thought,didn't mean to say it out loud}

What an evil thunk!!!

Chrisbenogor:
Another men cheat women thing again oh! How many times will we say it who is the mistress is it another man?
Truth is most ladies do not put in the effort they used in getting the man to give them the ring and its the sad truth simply put how many women do you know who are above 45 in naija and not even show some form of obesity huh?

Don't even go there. . . . . . After swallowing 5 pieces of cowleg and isi-ewu every evening, don't expect anything LESS.

stillwater:
Maybe if you had estrogens, you would understand.

Who needs oestrogen when i have got an octane-charged testosterone.
I love waking up every morning with me genitals bulging.
It's so good being a MAN.

syren:
don't hate Hannibal, at least a couple of them will sneak under the radar. After all she was being a good wife sitting at home praying right  

Me being Hannibal knows what i can do to other women so no bastard would slip under me radar.
After the first 180 days, a comprehensive DNA test shall be carried out.

Sisikill:
It is a wake up call to married women, telling them It doesn’t end as soon as the ring is on their fingers. So get off the freaking couch, brush the puff-puff crumbs off your heavy chests, wipe your oily mouths, empty the Minerals bottle, switch off the Nigerian movies and stop being complacent about your marriage because guess what. . . there are younger, prettier vultures ready to pounce on your husbands.

Before I get crucified, I’m only summarizing the post because people thought it was too long. So maybe I added a few of my own words. . . but the gist remains the same.

Personally, I think since a guy is going to cheat even if his wife is the gentlest, prettiest, kindest, most submissive, best cook/love maker/mother -person in all of the land, the wives shouldn’t waste their time trying to keep him from going outside. Instead, they should get on their knees and take it to our father. . . fast and run around the house naked if you have to, just PRAY.

Your prayer point - That the babalawo preparing the juju for the girls gets distracted and mistakenly mixes rat poison with it. Kill the hubby and the girl in one fell swoop and the beauty of it. . . no one will think you had anything to do with it, they’ll even feel sorry for you. Of course, getting rid of them is just the beginning. . . you have to work really hard on your sad face, you DO NOT want to show too much happiness as you spend his money yanfunyanfu.

Again this is just me. . . some of you may have different ideas like arsenic or amonia, different strokes for different folks, just as long as it works.

This is the most intelligent female post on this thread.
Now u can have 30 bags of SARC.  No more apples for anutha 7 days.

P.S. Never under-estimate ma poltergeist status. . . . A Hannibal in real life would be something worse in the afterlife.

@ nateevs,

If he does not deliver, he would get sacked.
Chelsea's financial situation is so terrible, y'all have little time to put your small club on the map.
Right now, radars can't find y'all.

syren:
Sure that's what you hope she's doing, but with the tact women have, she'll be getting hers to. Then it'll be your turn to fast and pray that those kids are actually yours

What tact?? All those kids DNA are getting tested after their first 180 days.
Who wants to father bastards??  Let her use her tact to defeat science.

stillwater:
Lmao!!! Good one!!!!!!!

Whats so good about that??

syren:
But with all that planning you still get caught so you might as well put all thosse strategies away.

Not all MEN get caught. . . . .This category are the righteous ones.

Very selfish what does your partner do while your on your adventure, get even?

Fast and pray her spouse does not catch HIV.

syren:
We've never said we can't control ourselves which is what the men seem to be using as their excuse. And I think if a man feels it's ok to cheat for the sake of an "adventure" then he shouldn't complain when his woman turns around and does the same thing.

I thunk men are allowed to EAT their cake and have it. . . . . .
Why are we allowed to put 8 wives at home and women can't have 2 husbands in her house(never mind ?
It's a man's world. . . . .accept it or ignore it.

How does adventure equates to weakness??
Adventure is bravery. . . . .Your ability to plot-plan-strategise how to aim at a target and HIT and escape uncaught and unharmed.
Selfish?? I don't even think so.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2642770#msg2642770 date=1218487213]@Hannibal
Surely you must have been arguing with a new-born

Wazza is the most overrated on the planet Adebayor is a close 13th[/quote]Even Debosky would agree with me that Marta is better than any Arsenal striker.

onyinye2:
Thank you so much Hannibal for pointing that out. I forget with men there is no logic involved. Just his anatomy and his hormones. You are right men will be boys. Because REAL MEN don't allow their hormones to control their logic. REAL MEN think with their head on there necks, and not the one below the belt.
Blah Blah Blah. more talk from Naija BOYS. First off the whole emotional thing is taboo. Second of all testosterone ke? nothing. Third of all men cheat more than women.

U didn't have to change "men" to "boys" to power home ur argument.
Whether MEN are boys or tots, u need them for procreation if not for anything else.
If u are sick and tired of MEN. . . . .Gorillas are yet to be extinct.
REAL MEN don't allow their hormones to control their logics?? Maybe those REAL MEN are yet to be caught.
Martin Luther King had a fling by the side. . . . . By your judgement, he is not a REAL MAN.

eldee:
As I said, I'm tasting errthing now so marriage will really be settling down
But I refuse to criticise men that can't resist temptation

U must be very intelligent!!!

Men have to explore the world around em. . . .
Man shall not live by BREAD alone. . . . .Why not rice, beans and shepherd's pie??
How do we know the best in the Beijing Olympics if we don't subject every country to a test??

onyinye2:
What world do you live in? I mean seriously!! This is the upmost bizzare thing i have yet to read. So hormones are what controls your logic? Please don't even bring in oxytocin into this debate because it is nothing compare to your male hormones.

So what controls your logic??
Use will-power to fight off ur menstrual flow and ovulation then if logic is the key!!!
We are talking about the make up of a man. . . . U are talking logic!!!
MEN will always be men. . . . .Bill Clinton has never stolen a penny in his life and yet he had MouthAction in the oval office.
Is he illogical??

syren:
ooooh not this again. Adventure my foot, if the person is not ready to stay faithful as expected then they should continue their exploration somewhere else. I'm not going to let somene cheat on me and let it slide for the sake of fun, when I'm left feeling hurt and betrayed.

U will never understand this cos you are not a man. . . . .

It's similar to why MEN wanna pull off after making love to their partners.
A hormone triggers the man to pull off while the female hormone(oxytocin) triggers the woman to cling. . . .
Should we put this down to being selfish or a natural phenomenom??

Y'all chics got alot to learn.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2642707#msg2642707 date=1218486264]@Hannibal
Ade has a new deal and he can't leave now! Not when he is gradually gaining some clout at the Emirates[/quote]Adebayor is a good striker but he is a tad over-rated.
I won an argument yesterday that Marta is better than Adebayor.

onyinye2:
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!

U should put a cock/sock in it.
Are ur hormones play-acting again?
Listen n learn. . . .

What kind of rubbish is this? So cheating is a sign of LOVE?? It is a sign of being a stupid, selfish, uncaring, disrespecting lover.

Cheating is not a sign of love neither is it a sign of stupidity, selfishness or disrespect!!!
Sometimes, boredom just make people CHEAT.

loffers:
if not b'because of the ground rules
i would have said u are stupid also

Ooops, u just broke the ground rules.

syren:
The choice to cheat on your partner

Men are adventuresome. . . . . .It's in the DNA.
When men cheat, they are doing it NOT because they don't love their partner. . . .It's just an adventure.
The same urge that makes men wanna open the hood of a car to dig his hands into it. . . .exploration!!!

syren:
I am so confused At the end of the day you had a choice but you couldn't make the right one. It was not by force and it never is.

What choice??

Eminem and Kanye West??
Kanye West would be blown back to the stone age with the sporadic lyrics of the whiteboy. . .
How can u even compare anyone on Roc-a-fella with Slim??
Jeeeeeez. . . . . . . . no comparison unless u are a fan of commercial rap.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2642574#msg2642574 date=1218484657]@debosky
Lol i wish i knew what you where talking about[/quote]Debo is an instigator; he is talking about ur beef with Emperoh.
Y'all need to stop cos when we start on Arsenal thread, we'd take some stopping.

@Hannibal
Seriously i don't know why everyone is sleeping on that guy he is young,a nice finisher,good on the air and eager for success and has an uncommon trait among Dutch players: He is not injury-prone What else can be asked for from the dude?

Fergie would sign him. . . . . . .If the Berba deal fails, Fergie has no other option but the Hunter. . . .
I woulda loved Fergie to taunt Wenger with an audacious Adebayor bid.
Something to get Le Prof agitated.

@ A-40,

Huntelaar is the best predatory striker in the whole of Europe. . . .not necessarily a good player but he buries the ball into the net with panache.
There must be something about him unattractive and i pray Juande Ramos flips his middle finger at Ferguson.
We just coughed 32 mil on Tevez. . . . . .paying anutha 28 milla for Berbatov who wld be 30 in a couple of years makes no sense.

@ Debosky,

U never can tell. . . . . . .Tevez could match Adebayor's records last season.
He can bang those goals in if his striking partner works as much as Apache does.
Carlos is a classic example of a pitbull on crack.