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onyinye2:
Be considerate- is that too much to ask for?

Considerate me ass??
Why are u trying to fight momentum??
That article is as REAL as they come. . . For instance, Ma football club comes first before any woman.

You see the death Mufasa  had, wouldn't want to repeat that now would we?

The way a man dies is not relevant. . . . .
As long as i die for a good cause. . . .The way i die is insignificant.

onyinye2:
Remember Mufasa died.

Everyone has to die at a point.
U wanna live forever, Miss Onyinye Methuselah aka Pumba??

onyinye2:
Whatever. . . Mufasa.

Mufasa was a LION KING!!
I like that, Miss Pumba.

SeanT21:
Its common sense.

Common sense to pick out a decent woman from the spiteful lots??
Is it written on their foreheads??
Even if it is, they would cover it up with their make-ups.

ritchboy:
what an incredibly daft statement! if ronaldo was a dead ball specialist as u claim, why would carlos be preferred to him?carlos is no "specialist".theres a difference between a specialist(juninho,beckham, pirlo etc) and a player who crosses his fingers and whacks the ball as hard as he can(carlos, taiwo, alex etc).
even if i assume carlos and ronaldo are specialists, wont they take turns(i.e ballack/drogba/lampard or giggs/ronaldo/hargo)?why would ronaldo permanently "step aside" for carlos?

That infamous bug of idiocy has bitten you again. Ronaldo de Lima is not fussy.
He doesn't throw tantrums like Ballack/Drogba fighting emselves over who to take free-kicks.
Arsenal fans are always the most idiotic set of people in the world with inane and vacuous ways of reasoning.
U should wear ur stupidity on the neck and flaunt it like a badge of honour.

and how exactly do real/inter play that hindered ronaldos "aerial prowess"? do they also 'try to walk the ball into the net' like arsenal?

Are ya asking me Mr. Doofus. . . .How many goals has Ruud scored with his head in his 2 seasons at Madrid compared to one season at OT??

the question should be HOW MANY DID ADE SCORE!. idiot
only a buffoon would question ades aerial abilities

How moronic can u be?? Your degree of foolishness is 10 raise to the power of 500.
The person that invited u to Nairaland must be running a circus cos u are an active CLOWN.
Compare his headers in 06/07 to 07/08 and get back to me, onanist!!!

SeanT21:
You get to know the person instead of jumping to conclusion!!

U reckon?

onyinye2:
You get what you attract
For you. . . you attract venom
Not even snake venom. . . . SCORPION VENOM *

Yet anutha artless comment.

SeanT21:
Not all women are like that.

Of course, not all women are like that but majority ARE.
Ya statement is like saying NOT all SNAKES are dangerous. . . .
How am i supposed to distinguish the poisonous ones from the non-venomous snakes.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=159471.msg2648510#msg2648510 date=1218583162]Na u sabi

I spse this was a major achievement[/quote]Whatever. . . . . . . . . Sinner!!!

SeanT21:
OH Men, always trying to stick together.

Cos we don't bitch about like Women.

ritchboy:
u mean his "aerial prowess/dead ball techniques" vanished immediately he left PSV?
Dear Lord, why are people so daft?

U are so stupid. . . .Ronaldo joined a team full of dead-ball specialists. . . .
Roberto Carlos was preferred to take em kicks so Ronaldo had to step aside.
Aerial prowess?? It depends on the way teams play. . . . .
Before last season, how many times did Ade score with his head with ur "trying to walk ball into the net"??
If the argument was about him last season, a dork like u would be here throwing tantrums that Ade cannot score with his head.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=159471.msg2648452#msg2648452 date=1218582451]@ Post

u cld hav at least acknowledged your source

that sh*t has been forwarded for ages, [/quote]But it doesn't make the comment invalid!!!!
Forwarded for ages or not. . . . . It was brilliant.

eazychi:
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like your fantasy guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible during sports, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine, Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, Basketball,soccer, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Touche, son!!!
You are abso-TRUTH-ly SPOT ON!!!

ritchboy:
look at this chimpanzee faced chipmunk.i knew nothing about ronaldo when he moved to real? after he'd just won a world cup and had already won the world footballer of the year award? u must be losing your little mind.

When did u start watching football??
Look at this pathetic schlepp trying to feel funky. . If u knew Ronaldo @ PSV u wouldnt question his aerial prowess/dead ball techniques.
If u slow down a bit, i will send u the DVD but then an onanist like u might say it was doctored.

if rooney takes free kicks, he'd pose a bigger threat to the fans behind the post than the post itself.

He has only taken it TWICE in his career at OT.
Against Fernabache(he scored) and against Arsenal at Highbury in 2005, He hit the post!!!

Setanta Sports!!!
They are really giving SKYSPORTS a run for their money.
Setanta is quietly gaining ground. . . . I cannot believe SKYPSORTS would let the Community Shield slip outta their hands.
What is going on??

debosky:
I would definitely agree with that - Ade has yet to deliver a slap of the same calibre as Drogba and get sent off in a CL final.

Why must you always circumvent issues with your asinine posts? You said Ade doesn't deliver in big matches and i've given you three already, two against your club. . . .what else do you want? OK, Ade will score home and away at OT this season.

Ade to score where?? So 2 goals in as many as 6 games against United is what u call PROLIFIC?
All of a sudden, Ade is now the next big thing in the Premier League. . . . . .
Ferguson gave y'all chance not buying a centre forward since Ruud left in the summer of 06.
Even with that, Ronaldo as a winger is deadlier than Ade. . . .What a SHAME!!!
His selfish quest to outscore Ronaldo led to the loss of points at St. Andrews. . . .Lets hope he gets self-centred again this term.

@ Debosky,

Rooney hasn't failed yet to score against Arsenal in every season he's been at Man Utd. . .
You are here flipping your okrika lips about Adebayor. . . . . The most unrefined striker to play in this league.
Ade scored against a very old Milan side. . . . .Don't even use that as a yardstick. . . .
When it comes to delivering in big games, Drogba is ahead of Adebayor by miles. . . I would humour Doyin and name Yakubu/Benjani too.

@ Cristalz,

Arsenal are too thin to mount any serious challenge. . . . They might fly off like they did last season(easier early fixtures) but will capitulate again.
It's so hard seeing Arsenal being crowned champions of England by May 2009. . . .In em days of Arsenal-MU, maybe.
Chelsea have spoilt the party for em these days so if United stutters, Chelsea would take advantage and vice versa.
When Ferguson stuttered last season, who came close to catching us?? CHELSEA.

debosky:
That your last theory will be broken this season. Completely and utterly - I remember them saying we always tried to walk the ball into the net, in comes Ade with his directness and all. . . goals from freekicks corners and the likes. Arsenal can no longer be boxed in your little cliches, the proof will be evident soon enough.

Ade ma foot . . . . . .He would get caught 100 times in offside position this season, u wanna bet??
He is a dork. Against BIG TEAMS, he is nowhere to be found.
The spastic Togolese had to use his 2 hands to get a dubious goal at OT last season. . . .Wat about his moronic makossa dance at Anfield??
Cheese n Rice. . . . . . .I can't wait for the season to start.

Cristalz:
Mancs get beaten, they rev up next game,flatten their opponents, and keep steam rolling from then on.

Arses get beaten, they flounder next game, get flattened by their opponents, and keep drawing from then on.

That was HARSH. . . . . . .U are actually saying Debosky n goons are impotent.
They are not fit for purpose.
Ouch!!

debosky:
The same Wenger who won his three titles in England under Fergie's nose eh?

Fergie has won it 6 times since Wenger arrived.

keep talking nonsense - our attack is better than yours, if not for Ronaldo, y'all would be 5th.

Ronaldo missed the Valentine's party and y'all still lost by 4 goals.
Attack win games, Defence win championships. . . . . .

The only place where you are better is in midfield and center of defence - anywhere else, we match you pound for pound, and even defeat you in attack.

Defeat us in the attack?? We scored more goals than ya pathetic team did so whatz ya point??

The bookies don't make silly predictions, but they are wrong many times.

Hehehehehehe. . . . . .Keep hoping.

Cristalz:
@debo

Nice attempts at defending your team,but they really are shyte most times.Be honest with yourself,no need to start airing your past dirty games in public,lol. Drop your feeble attempts at redemption and concentrate on the new season. Better still,fast and pray that Mourinho's prediction doesn't come true As for your draws,we all know that 'if' is a really big one. 'If' you can keep them down. . .'Ifs' are really flexibly flimsy,don't you think?

And this last lie of yours na wa o.Anyway,guess its ok to hopelessly hope.
@doyin

Abeg don't compare Arsenal's foul-ups with United's errors. Arsenal's way down the ladder.

Don't mind Debosky. . . . .He is a spin doctor. . . .He can make plastic shine like diamonds with his fornicating mouth.

I have told Debosky times without number the key is winning more league games than ur rivals.
United can lose 4-5 odd games in a season but u can always expect em to win 26+ games every season.
Arsenal on the other hand clutches at "unbeaten". . . .forgetting a draw and a loss has no big difference.
I would take a WIN and a LOSS over 2 DRAWS everyday of the week.

doyin13:
I don't know why you lot are arguing over whose breasts are bigger. . . .

Fact is both your teams have choked on numerous occasions over the years, notably in
Europe and have shown stellar instances of character as well, although United emerge with more
credibility on close scrutiny

Every team has choked on numerous occasions in Europe.
Milan, Barcelona, Real Madrid have all been beaten blueish-blackish both home and away by minnows in Europe.
Arsenal kids silenced Milan last season, Roma eliminated Real Madrid at the Bernabeu and Liverpool once killed off Barcelona at Nou Camp.
The $64 million question is who has the better bouncebackability between the Mancs and the Gaynners??

@ Debosky,

U are shooting ur mouth again like a faulty revolver. . . .

In the defence. . . . Almunia cannot even stand next to KitKat(never mind VDS)
Neville is better than Sagna. . . . .Vidic/Rio makes Toure/Gallas look like amateurs. Evra and Clichy(maybe at par).

In the midfield. . . . Forget it.
It is a waste of time doing any comparison in that department.

In the attack. . .
We all know who's got the tenacity and flair to tuck in the goals.
Even after 2 goals on away soil, we don't hold back like Chelsea and Liverpool. . . .Em boys would score 10 goals if allowed.

Wenger Vs Ferguson?? It's no brainer.
Ya manager needs tactical lessons from Ole Solskjaer(never mind Fergie).
If u doubt all this, check the bookies. . . . . .They rarely make silly predictions.

@ Debosky,

Coming back to draw games earns you a point. . . .
Losing a game from a winning position earns u ZILCH. . . . . .That was the difference.
Against Bolton, u shouldn't even have been in a losing position in the first place.
Remember, the Bolton game was after u lost to Chelsea and drawing with Boro, Wigan and Aston Villa.
Your inability to bounce back after defeats can never be seen as CHARACTER. . . .The only team with that quality is United.

doyin13:
Look at this Gambari deifying, ewa vomiting , dyspeptic Agama lizard.

Look at this cock-sucking, semen-eating, pudden-head onanistic rhesus monkey with the brain power of a pubic louse.

@ Debosky,

I thunk i saw Gallas bawling like a monkey when Tottenham spanked y'all 5-1 at WHL. . . .
What are u on about?? Anyone could tell Arsenal's line up last season. . . . . A team of 14 players would always feel the FATIGUE.
How can even begin to compare Senderos to Wes Brown or O'Shea. . . .Are u on cheap blunts mixed with crack 'caine??
Your squad need extra bodies to challenge Chelsea and Man Utd. . . . .There's no way in HELL Arsenal can win the league with ur paper-thin squad.

Anyways, where's the prediction thread u promised?? U guys are scared shitless none of y'all is ready to gloat like pillocks. . .

U need help, Doyin13!!!!
I would really like to hear that verbally with ur Ijebu-Igbo accent.
Bloody doofus, oniranu!!!

@ Doyin13,

Obafemi to dominate Vidic and Rio??
Well . . . . . .we heard that before the shield schitzo. . . .Defoe and Crouch to make Man Utd pay and reh reh reh.
Don't u haters get tired??

@ Emperoh,

They don't even have the so-called character. . . . .
How many crucial games did they lose from a winning position last season?
Man Utd(OT) Chelsea(SB) Liverpool(UCL-Anfield). Whats character if a team cannot hold on to their lead??
When it comes to drawing games at the Emirates, u can give it to em. . . . .PLUS referees do their best to help em win those games.

@ Debosky,

U talk loads of bullshit for a man in one lifetime. . . .

Hoyte and who as replacement. . . .
United lost Vidic in a crucial S/final tie with Barcelona and Wes Brown(who was filling in for Neville as RB) coped well as a centre-half.
Can u compare the quality of replacement between the United team and Arsenal??
What about games against bottom teams where Ferguson sometimes rest either one of his centre-halves and Wenger lines up the same team??
Fatigue killed Arsenal last season and it would do the same this season as Wenger hasn't learnt his lessons yet.

debosky:
@ A-40
apart from Vida and Rio at MU, who do they have? O'Shea and Wes Brown? Gallas and Kolo must regain fitness and good understanding - substitute players in the middle of defence should be the exception, not the rule. Central defenders rarely get rotated since they are crucial to how a team sets up. I don't think we will get anyone else there for now.

I thunk Wes Brown played his part and helped keep a clean sheet against Barcelona for 180 mins.
Apart from that, we have Silvestre and Johnny Evans. We have more versatility than any other premiership club.
Hargo can play as a RB and Ferguson moves things around a lot to cushion fatigue in the squad.
Something Wenger rarely does. . . . . .Toure/Gallas must play at least 60 games in a season and u expect em to be consistent??
Y'all are taking the piss.

@ Cristalz,

United is against the BARCODES. . . . .

Fortunately for Newcastle, Ronaldo who copped 5 league goals against em last season won't be featuring.
They are still going bag plenty of goals. . . . .The firepower of Rooney, Giggs and Tevez is enuff to cause extensive damage to the magpies.

Forget Arsenal. . . . . .Let em play all the sexy football. . . . .They are not efficient.
Arsenal is almost like Barcelona. . . Good build-up from the back but they lack ideas in the final third.
Adebayor needs 15 chances to score a goal and against Ajax, he was caught offside about 10 times(No visible improvement).

@ Cristalz,

It's no brainer. . . . . All u need to check is the strength in depth of the so called BIG FOUR individually.

Compare Ramsey, Denilson, Fabregas to Carrick/Scholes/Anderson/Hargo(Man Utd) OR Essien/Ballack/Deco/Lampard/Mikel Obi(Chelsea)
There's a basic question in football: Are u pretty or are u efficient??
While Chelsea and Man Utd are the latter. . . . . Arsenal is strictly the former.
It's so obvious to the extent that Razorr likened the Falcons at the Olympic to Arsenal.
Buncha unproven featherweights!!!

@ Emperoh,

You should know by now these wimps called Gaynners are jealous of the Red Devils.
Pride and their foolish egos cannot lem em join us here but Loyika/Kit/Debo/A-40 are Man Utd fans on other Naija forums.
I was watching United's season review this evening and i watched how Hargreaves put paid to em Gaynners title hopes at OT.
We knocked em out of the FA cup and the Premiership. . . . .Wenger must be praying SAF retires. He won't win anything with SAF around.

loyika:
Please let the season start already, too much noise!!

Don't worry, we will put up money on this season

GOONER 89

I have been hearing that for the last 3 seasons from u now. . . . .Don't u get tired??
Empty promises n broken dreams year in year out.
Kevin McCarra has already delivered his verdict on Arsenal http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/08/12/why_wenger_and_bentez_no_longe.html

Jose Mourinho also did with this. . . http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/arsenal/2538805/Arsenals-Premier-League-title-chances-doubted-by-Jose-Mourinho---Football.html

It must be horrible for the GAYnners.

loyika:
As usual typical bollocks

GOONER 89

As usual, typical and perennial failures!!!
U havent celebrated any league victory going into the 5th SEASON.
Y'all are pathetic.
I don't even know how u guys cope without an iota of shame or decorum.
Cheese n Rice!!!

loyika:
So and so will finish above Arsenal DON'T YOU DOLTS EVER GET TIRED OF SPEWING THE SAME BOLLOCKS DAY IN DAY OUT!?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article4510013.ece

Guess you guys have another Tevez like saga on your hands. JUST COUGH UP THE DOUGH AND HE WILL BE YOURS, cause i doubt your Hunterlaar dreams will come through! 30 mil isn't much (As if you had a choice).

Typical drivel from a frustrated Gaynner. . . . . . .

Of course, we have anutha Apache-like transfer on our hands. Man Utd is a big club commanding big transfer targets.
Whenever United go to the market, there's always noise and grunts from minnows like the Arses, Spuds and basically all London clubs.
The Northern England celebrated their 8th Champions League trophy in May and all London clubs are yet to win the Holy Grail.
Pathetic buncha asswipes.

And JK the Ramsey kid was someone you guys wanted (Fergie blew a fuse when the deal wasn't cemented) now because he came to Arsenal you are talking thrash Same Old same Old!!

I guess you will say Silva is thrash because he refused to come to United as well!!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article4515642.ece

Stop spewing Heresy Mr. MEND. . . . . .No one blew a fuse on Ramsey. . . . .Who the heck is Ramsey??
Would he bench the likes of Carrick, Scholes, Anderson, Hargo or Possebon?? How can a big club like us lose sleep over Ramsey.
He knew he would be a small fish in an ocean and he opted for Arsenal where he would be a big fish in a small pond.
Ferguson announced they made a bid for Ramsey which Cardiff accepted. . . . .He never said the deal was a done deal.

Any player refusing an OT move does that at his own peril. If u don't believe me, ask Mikel Obi.
After his greed to move to SB. . . .United have won 2 EPLS, 2 CharityShields, 1 UCL with da possibility of UEFA Supercup and World Club Championship.
No one wanted Silva. . . . . .Those are newspaper gossips. . . , Silva is a midfielder, United needs a striker so THINK!!!
We are the CHAMPS in England n Europe . . . .
U can hit ur head on the wall but it doesn't change the fact that the trophy cabinet in the Emirates is still empty.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg2646675#msg2646675 date=1218559805]@Hannibal
Abeg make i hear word!! Over-hyped Brazillian she was no where to be found against the Super Falcons.What an insult Ade is second only to Torres in the Premiership when it comes to strikers
Please try and do some stand-up comedy you would really crack people up[/quote]Ade is 2nd to who??
Is Adebayor better than Santa Cruz, Robbie Keane, Rooney, Tevez, Berbatov, Eduardo, Agbolanhor, Yakubu and Didier Drogba??
Ade won't be in me top 10.