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How am i supposed to read what u spewed there.

Okokomaiko is a Lagos village.
Ile is house.
Mama Abodi is the subject.

Mama Abodi stays in Okokomaiko close to your house or in your house.
I will choose close to your house cos u wouldn't be talking about the wrapper of a woman staying in your house.
I can decipher the Da Vinci Code.

@ Doyin13,

Who is Mama Abodi??

doyin13:
The bankers are about to institute a coup in Trafford Land.

Their Empire will collapse in Jesus name. . . .

Oya Hannibal, say amen.

Old Trafford is a golden goose that lays diamond eggs!!!
No Banker would dream of planning a coup after Delloite's report.

as per Razorr na wa for the hairstyle

If I see am for where NEPA no dey, I fit scream AYA MATANGA.

Don't diss ma valkyrie
Whatz wrong with her hair??
The last time she had a normal hairstyle, poofs like u called from the UK to complain about it.
Let her do her wildstylez.

Ibime:
One question though:

Would Man Utd be able to service their debt capably without trophies or long runs in the Champions League?. . . . because Chelsea don't have that problem.

Of course, United will service their debt without trophies.
What brings in the money is the TV deal, merchandises bought by 330 million faithfuls and the gate takings.
Chelsea's biggest problem is their relative small fan base(u guys even struggle to fill up a 42,000 capacity stadium).

United is not worth 1.5 billion pounds by mouth. . . . They are the shiznit.

@ Doyin13,

Lil did u know i get 30% commision off Razorr anytime she appears on TV.
With her over-sized blue t-shirt, she looks like Diana Ross in her prime.

@ Ibime,

Your level of comprehension is abysmal. . . . .
Jeeez. . . . .i said if United are looking at buying the club, they would look at gearing BUT they are NOT buying anything.
Reading a company's account and focusing on debt IS DIFFERENT to BUYING a club and thinking of GEARING.
Read the sentence carefully and stop clutching at straws, doofus!!!


The only worry with Uniteds debt is if the bottom falls out of the EPL i.e. revenues drop.
This could happen if the world gets bored with the EPL etc. This Scenario would be very similar to the buy to let housing crash.
If you can service a debt on an asset worth more than the debt then its not a problem.

Even if the debt rises so long as the asset also rises in value. Revenues with regards to United are the key to Uniteds value which are going up.
Should revenues reduce or people believe they are to reduce, then the value of United will go down and that is where there is a potential problem.
At present things look good, but who knows in the future. My guess is that the Glazers believe that United revenues will go up considerally over the next few years (more middle classes in Asia to buy into the EPL - possibly individual club dealing with future TV rights) and even if the debt rises the actual rise in value of United will more than compensate on any future sale.

I am sure the 2nd paragraph will be too much for u to grab.
Heck, I will have one last attempt at explaining something to you though.
Imagine that I was buying United from the Glazers. What figures would I be interested in? Profit after interest payments? No.
To buy United I would almost certainly have to pay enough for all of the Glazer loans to be paid off.
I'd be looking at revenues and operating profit, coupled with asset values. They are what tells me whether it's a good investment.

Liken it to buying a house. You find your dream home, the price is 500k and the current owner has a 95% mortgage which he can no longer afford.
Do you refuse to buy the house because the vendor has debts that he has to service? No, of course not!!!!
The last financial report shows that United's turnover is up, wage bill as a percentage of turnover is excellent (being one of very few who meet the Deloitte benchmark ratio of 55%), profits are up and will continue upwards for the next five years.
We are highest earners, highest operating profit, highest match day revenue and an excellent stadium utilisation. Yes, there is a lot of debt that hasn't been invested in the club but it's easily manageable.

You can tell why old comrade Abramovich is quick to fire bossess.
They pay 50% than us for the same transfer targets and they pay 50% more in wages for their squad. And they end up second, with no class, no style and no entertainment. Chelsea have to break even fast and that can only come from EPL dominance which u fail to see.
The likelihood of Man Utd being run down in response to financial difficulties is minimal.
Any gain from the sale of players, for instance, would be far outweighed by the resulting drop in the value of the club.
The club's huge profitability is the best guarantee of it's future. It's a golden goose which no owner is going to strangle and serve for sunday lunch.

@ Huxley,

Stop constituting a nuisance with these anti-Christ comments of yours.
I can't figure it out in me head how u derive pleasure from blasphemy.
Should that be blasph-gasm??

Anyways, the applesauce u called questions are highly laughable.
Those were not crimes/sins then because there was no LAW against it.
Remember, where there is no law. . . . .there is no SIN.

Many years ago in Calabar, twins were killed as one of em was believed to be evil. . . . The people then didn't know better.
Were they barbaric as at then?? Hell No!!!
These days, if they try it. . . . .the law would throw a book at them.

Re: The Sins (or Crimes) Of Jesus

This is BLASPHEMY at it's sterling quality.
Crimes of Jesus??
Forgive em Father for they know not what they spit.

@ Eldee,

All these strikers are beginning to piss me off.
They need 50 chances to net 2 goals. . . . .I think football is on the decline or maybe the art of defending has gone a jot higher.
Jeeeez. . . . . . Fergie needs to buy a poacher.
Anyone else apart from Hunter and i am supporting Hull FC next season.

@ Eldee,

U are mean to bring the Bendtner incident here. . . . .
The whole stadium bawled like Navas scored a goal when he nutmegged Bendtner. . . . .
Lets cut Nicklas some slack. . . . .He is not a defender, is he??

Inter's goal was questionable. Surely, the geezer was in an offside position when the pass was made.
Ajax is playing good but then. . . . .how many one on one chances are strikers missing these days. Figo was pathetic!!!
Gone are the days of Careca, Batistuta and Romario. . . . . . They don't squander such glaring chances.

@ Ibime,

Did u just say finance is your game??
What do u know about corporate finance?? Can u read a statement of account and draw inferences from it??
Look at this little man misbehaving on a public forum. . . . .I would school u on anything corporate affairs. . . .don't even think about it.
If u know about corporate finances, u wouldn't even bring up Man Utd valued at 1 billion pounds.

Back to Chelsea, Peter Kenyon told the media all Chelsea's debts were directly from Abrahamovic apart from season ticket holders n reh reh reh.
I would rather believe Lucifer than take Peter Kenyon for his words. . . . . .Delloite thinks differently on the matter.
Chelsea have to break even in the next 2 years otherwise your owner might get tired of the whole takeover schitzo and walk away.
How can Chelsea break even? They need a decade of dominance like Man Utd in the 90s. . . You and I know that aint possible.
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Now let me educate u on United's debt. . . . . .

I'm happy with the state of United's accounts. I wish the loans had expanded the stadium and bought players but they didn't and that's the fault of global capitalism.
However, as it stands United are a very attractive company. Ask DIC who asked to buy 49% of United for nearly half a billion a while back.
The Glazers said no. If they had any fears about the longer term prospects they'd have bitten off DIC's hand.

Anyone who reads company accounts and focuses on debt is an amateur. You look at cashflow indicators because cash is king and you look at the operating profit and related ratios and indices to see if the company is well run.
If you are thinking of buying the company you'd look at revenue per share, gearing, etc. but we're not buying United so the debt isn't a major factor.
Blimey, If I were you I'd lay off the claims of ignorance. I've walked the walk, as the yankees say(apologies to Rikkyjen).

@ Eldee,

Lets just say Navas was made good by the youngsters in Arsenal.
I doubt he woulda had a field day against Clichy like that. . . . .The way he kept taking the ball in his stride and getting to the box was phenomenal.
Clichy wlda outrun him but i feel so sorry for Arsenal's LB. . . . .He was tortured all night.
Inter Milan might still win this tournament if they can beat Ajax 4-0 or 5-0

@ Vicade,

Help the dude. . . . . .
I am not sure Almunia wouldn't have conceded 5 goals in this match if he was in goal.
Em saves were top draw saves. . . . . .He saved from 4 yards, 2 yards, 30 yards, 18 yards. All kinda saves.
200k is a tad high but from what u have seen today. . . .90k a week won't flatter him, isn't it??

Wenger might buy Navas . . . .He is deadlier than Ronaldo on the wings.
His take and cruise control on the touchline is magnificent.
Boy-o-boy. . . . . If Sevilla had Torres upfront. . . .Arsenal woulda conceded 20 goals.

Fabianski?? Fabianski?? Fabianski??
He has just pushed his wages to 200K per week with that performance.
The last time i saw an outstanding performance from a goalie was Cech's performance at Nou Camp in 2005. . . .
10 man Chelsea versus a very hungry Barca side.

@ Eldee,

Are u watching this??
Fabianski is better than Cech + Buffon + VDS cloned together.
He has made more than 300 top saves today. . . . . It's like a shooting practice.
Wenger would be stupid to start Almunia ahead of this guy . . . .Are Sevilla poor finishers or Fabianski is god?

Sevilla got a goal at last.
They had to get one. . . . . . . .They musta squandered over 200 chances.
The midfield kept pinging passes to the wing and their wide men kept beating Arsenal's full backs but the final ball had been pathetic.
A good team coulda scored 30 goals today. . . . . . . .Navas has been brilliant.

Ibime:
Maybe you have read Roman's Will - if not, how do you know that all Chelsea debts will not be wiped off upon his death - or that ownership of Chelsea will not pass on to one of his sons? Who will Roman hold liable for Chelsea's debts if they default? Peter Kenyon?  

Look, a man is allowed to give loans to his own company. For the simple reason that Corporation tax is higher than Income tax. It is better for Roman that Chelsea does not have to make money, than that Chelsea give all their profits to The Queen. Both monies are coming from the same pocket. Chelsea is not liable to anyone, Man Utd are.

Are you finished with this finance debate yet?

How can i be finished with the finance debate. . . . .

Firstly, there are conflicting reports that Roman actually took out loans worth 600 million to finance his spending.
Chelsea's debt stands at 736 million pounds as we speak. . . . .I don't want to believe the sly Peter Kenyon saying there are no external debts.
Besides, there is no doubt the club is surviving on Roman's continued financial support.
If Chelsea finish trophyless this season and Roman'e enthusiasm wanes off then Chelsea will be in BIG TROUBLE.
Should Roman wants his loans back. . . . .You have about 18 months to pay it. Think about it and tell me Chelsea won't collapse.


@ Dayokanu,

You love recycling garbage.

What was the financial situation of Ferguson in 1986 and all the moronic managers u listed above??
Man Utd owe Ferguson for the way he turned a relegation bound team to Giants of European football. . . . . .
How did u arrive at 22 years when English clubs were banned in Europe for 5 years in the period of 1985-1990??
Dayokanu, are u going completely senile?? And u claim to know more about European football than i do. . . . .U must be taking the PISS.
Let it be known Ferguson won an European Cup in 1990 . . . .the same season the European ban expired.

Pataki:
TV show to discourage Men who cheat?

Ans: Fastest means of becoming a celebrity.

What is the application procedure please?

ROFLMAOWPIMP.

@ A-40,

Whats this about??
Leave Emperoh alone and go do something about ur season.
Y'all should make sure u give us a good chase this time around.
The way we win the league these days is too easy.

Ibime:
Are the Glazers liable for Man Utd debts? Yes! If Glazers default on their debt, then Man Utd will be owned by JP Morgan (who will sell Ronaldo and Rooney to Thaksin Shinawatra ). You better pray that this credit crunch subsides soon. Ben Bernanke foresees another 18 months to 3 years of this quagmire.

Chelsea are also liable for Chelsea debts. . . . but our debts are interest free loans from Mr Abramovic. If we default on our debt, what is he going to do? Seize his own club? We have no creditors but our owner. Worst case scenario is that he will sell the club, not strip its assets. It is a tax thing. Don't worry about it.

How much is N100,000 in £'s? £400?

How can the Glazers default with the staggering amount of revenue they generate week in week out at OT.
The gate taking of 2 matchdays at OT was more than what Wigan Athletic made in their entire season at the JJB stadium.
Thats the strength of Man Utd. . . . . The Glazers are not stupid. . . . .They wouldn't be billionaires if they were.

Back to Chelsea, U guys have the highest wage bill in the whole of Europe and finished trophyless last season.
Granted, all your debts are interest free loans from Roman but what if Roman suffers an untimely death??
Is Chelsea big enough to service their loans with their 42,000 capacity stadium and less than 1 million fans worldwide??

Get back to me when u have an answer to that.

@ Dayokanu,

Shitzfeld is a dud coach. . . . . . .Ferguson was the last manager to do the THE TREBLE. . . . .
Ferguson is still the defending champion of UCL and the EPL. . . . .So why compare that man ridden with senility with Grandmaster Ferguson?

Only a chump like u would rate Benitez high becauce he was lucky to win few UCL titles.
A manager that is yet to record a league victory against Man Utd in 4 years cannot be a good manager.
U have a way of backing idiots. . . . . . Birds of the same feather.

Goal!!!
What a goal from Carlos Vela.
Just 3 mins and goal?? This is serious.

Naveyah:
hannibal lol wth?

LOL??

Let it be known that Nigerian men are the shiznit.
Women from other African countries and all over the world will testify to this.
If Nigerian men turn u off. . . . Try other races and compare.
Lets just hope u won't come back here to say Indian Men are smelly or Chinese men have small members.

@ Ibime,

Stop bawling like an illiterate.

United is big enough to cope with their debt while Chelsea is not. . . Matter of fact, u havent made any profit since Roman took over.
The Glazers generate huge revenue and have a bigger stadium with 99% seat utilisation every matchday. . . . . .
Deloitte ranked United above the comfort level for effective cost management. Wages/Turnover ratio is very HEALTHY.
Hell. . . . If Mike Adenuga owes a bank 1 billion Naira and Ibime owes a bank 100,000 naira. . . .We all know u would have more sleepless nights.

Roman is different from Chelsea FC. . . . Everyone with more than 2 brain cells should know that but i doubt urs is up to two.

Marry a Caucasian.
They are 2 for $5 in the UK.
Leave Nigerian men alone.

Ibime:
Listen to dyabman for real, he is right. Fade off Niaraland? Na your papa own cyberspace? If you no take time, you will still be here in your 30's claiming ownership of Sports and Romance section like some of your esteemed fellows. . Chelsea finances is none of your concern. Mr Abramovic got this. You need to worry about how Credit Crunch is affecting the Glazers. No wonder you are prostituting yourselves all over Africa, to the point that Wayne Rooney is catching HIV with Abuja prostitutes. . I guess y'all will do anything to pay the bills.

Like a lunatic, u have re-affirmed your illiteracy status yet again.
The Glazers are affected by credit crunch. . . . . Are they selling properties?? This dude is so clueless u make an idiot sound like Einstein.
A club predicted to make a staggering 240 million pounds in the next 5 years is what u wanna compare to ur debt-ridden club.
U cannot even fill up your terraces on Champions league nights. . . . . .What a disgrace.
Rooney caught a virus. . . . Ya moronic head thinks it was HIV. . . . . A player who as at this morning is training hard in Carrington.
I pity ur poor state of cognitive reasoning.

@Dyabman,

When u learn to write properly, get back to me.
I am done with brainless leprechauns like u on this forum.

stereo2:
The point is that i have been a player all my life (so sorry if that sucks) but even at that, i usually have one chic i really love out of all of them. You know one needs to have other options in case of disappointment. Recently i decided to lay down my guns and get a bit serious wt this my new chic, although, not too cute like my other girlz but she's just cute. can u imagine that she's taking me for granted 'because am treating her well, not in a rush to have sex wt her and stuffs like that

The most funniest side of it all is that those ones i am playing with happen to "fight more" for my love but my question now is it wrong to fall in love wt someone

The moment u laid down ur guns and get a bit serious, u demoted yourself from being a player to a playee.
Jeeeez. . . . .The golden rule is. . . .A player never lets his guard down.
Life is a bit of run and chase. . . . . .When u chase something, it runs away from u. . . . When u look the other way, girls will chase you.

@ Akolawole,

When are u going to change the prizes u give to something posh.
I have read Ashley Cole's book since last year. . . . . .
Upgrade the prizes and i might be tempted to enter ur competition.

Now u are talking like an amateur.
Measuring a striker's strength by the number of goals he's scored is folly.
What does Adebayor contribute to his team compared to what Rooney contributes at Man Utd??
How has Adebayor's goals helped Arsenal since he joined Arsenal. . . . .How has Wazza's goals help United's cause??
When u put ur head in the sand and think these thunks. . . . . Get back to me!!!!

@ Dayokanu,

dayokanu:
What about the Faggotson / Hitzfeld argument Can you dig out specific statements?

Dig out specific comments?? You must be high on cheap spliffs.
Go dig out the thread and read all over again how i made u question your beliefs on Shitzfeld.
You were forced to retract back when i made u realise Fergie has actually won 4 European titles.

Holy Christ!!!  Everyone on earth knows Wenger has not won anyhting in Europe Who does not know that he lost winners, UEFA and UCL finals.

Until i mentioned it, You-Dayofaggot did not know Wenger hasn't won anything in EuropeYou only taunt him based on his stay at Arsenal.

Why don't you describe what was going on you guys mind when Redondo was doing some elementary footballing stuvvs on your defence.

You would do us a massive favour if u can tell us what Osei Kuffour was thinking when Solskjaer buried Beckham's in-swinging corner into the net.

What is this guy talking about?
This guy is so shallow continuing in this mode reduces  your stock daily
Which follower of German football does not know that nickname for our dressing room antics whe Players fight in clubs and in dressing room

For a guy i have identified as a loser suffering from a mid-life crisis, i ain't surprised with your gorilla rants.
Are we talking about the nickname here or the mini crisis your club suffered and how y'all players didn't improve under Shitzfeld.

Google out Ishaya Jatau, Taofik Malik and Tunji Adeyemi.
Google out Toppmollers tactics or Contra's goal in 2001

I don't need to google all this. . . . . . I saw all these on Video tapes.
When Challenge cup was still Challenge cup in Nigeria. . . . Ranchers Bees, Leventis United, Mighty Jets, Abiola Babes etc.
Akola will tell u how many times we have done the analysis of Naija league in em days. . . . . Ma intelligence vault will drown the state u come from!!

@ Ibime,

Mr Intelligent. . . . . . .Lets discuss Chelsea's finances in relation to Man Utd-Arsenal-Liverpool and see how much u know about your darling club.
If u really know about Chelsea like u claim. . . . . .Lemme stick a pin in your credibility balloon and letz see if u won't fade off this forum for good.

Adebayor better than Wayne Rooney??
Stop smoking woolies. . . . .Adebayor is not better than Rooney or Apache.

@ Sisikill,

Take that sarcastic mind of yours off. . . .
How dare u diss the Brits??
We would top what CHINA has done. . . . Just watch!!!!
The whole opening ceremony would take place on River Thames.

@ Kitaun,

Leave the Champions thread. . . . . .U are not qualified to be here. . . .
Blimey. . . . . . .No Gaynner deserves to be here. . . . .United won the European double last season. . . What did y'all win?
Lets hope Sevilla or Inter don't snatch your Amsterdam cup away tonight.

Adebayorr?? Wait till Fergie signs his striker next week and Adebayor would relegate back to his 10 goals a season like DRUGBAR.

@ Ibime,

So u want a proper debate??
Ok. . . . . . . .Lemme exhaust your brain cells this afternoon.

Do u agree Chelsea's debt is the worst in the whole English league??

@ Loyika,

Put a cock in yours . . .
The same Juande Ramos humiliated Arsenal at WHL by spanking y'all 5-1 on their way to win the Carling Cup final.
Didn't he spank y'all at Sevilla as well. . . . . . .The dude is brilliant. . . . .Under-rate him at your own peril.
Only a twerp would compare him with Martin Jol with the way he has transformed Spurs.

@ Akinalabi,

Welcome back, bruv!!!!
It's been a long wait for the season.
I am back refreshed and new improved. . . . . .It's ON!!!

@ Dr Kitaun,

#1 irritant on sports section, huh??
U haven't seen anything yet. . . . . .
Fasten ur seat belt.